Chapter 2155: Using science to explain metaphysics is also 666! ~

Hattori flattered, and Conan next to him added quietly:
"... If a person's nerves are weakened, they will naturally be suspicious. In addition, from time to time, the popping leaves of poplar trees will be heard, and rumors of ghosts clapping are naturally heard. In fact, poplars like this The tree also has an nickname, which is called 'Ghost Clapping' ... am I right? Brother Yunwen? "
"Uh ... yes ..."
Well, I have to say, these two goods are indeed right.
Of these deceit cases commonly used by Feng Shui masters, Shu Yunwen has seen it in his gossip notes before. The commission of Toya-cho really only needs to cut down the poplar. As for the so-called "ghost clap", it is really just a leaf slap. Just the voice ...
Shu Yunwen nodded in agreement, and Hattori continued, "In addition, Mr. Endo's previous sentence," No mulberry in front of the door, no planting of locust in the house, "can also use science to explain the so-called front door. Mulberry is not planted because the mulberry tree grows large leaves, which will block the sun, is not conducive to indoor lighting, and especially attract insects; as for the locust tree is not planted behind the house, it is because the locust tree is tall and windy. Hang off the roof tiles. Think about it yourself. If the house where people live is dark and rushing, the courtyard will be rattled every day, and you must beware of the roof tiles smashing into your head. No one can be blamed for problems ... "
Hattori Heiji explained this sentence very scientifically, and Xiaolan and Ye both said "ah", and then Xiaolan couldn't help asking: "Then ... my master said he saw the family The beams of the house were surrounded by yin, with ghosts attached, and then it did n’t take long for the family ’s beams to be interrupted by a small earthquake. What about the house ’s collapse?

"This ... I didn't say it to Mr. Zeng, Mr. Zeng, when he saw that the room beam was a jujube trunk, did he say there was a ghost on it? Actually, this is because the jujube tree is rich in water, sweet and bugs eat "If you use a jujube tree to make a house beam, it will be emptied when it ’s over a long time, so it will be broken ..." Hebei continued to explain, "... and not only jujube trees, such as mulberry, pear and locust trees It's the same, etc., this will happen to the beams and pillars of the house with them ... "
"Uh ... yes, that's it ..." This was a very strange and horrible thing. Now the Ministry of Hatsune uses science to explain it like this. Xiao Lan and Ye suddenly felt that this was indeed the case.
After seeing Xiaolan and Ye no longer explain, Hattori continued, "Besides, some of the" languages ​​"that these feng shui masters say can also be explained scientifically. It's like 'Xingwang in the house is not "Wang" is because when the apricots are ripe, the elderly and children in the family will inevitably eat, and eating too many apricots will cause hydrocyanic acid poisoning. In case of eating apricots, the trouble will be even greater ... ... "
"... and the barbed flowers can't enter the house, they can only be planted in the corner, because the barbed flowers are planted in the house, maybe they will get into the bear child, right, Conan!"
Hattori said here and started stroking Conan's dog again. Conan gave a "er", a black line in his forehead.
mmp! What do you mean by asking me? I'm not a bear child!
Little kids like Yuan Tai, Guang Yan, and Ayumi are bear children. !!
Conan groaned in his heart, Shu Yunwen couldn't help it, and waved his hand: "Okay, okay, you two don't talk about it, it's reasonable to say what you said, right?"
In other words, big foos like Endo Shingo, who have no real ability, rely on these little tricks to fool ordinary people. Now all of them are told by the two of you. Will they be confused in the future?
Yoh? Listen to this ... is Shu Yunwen admitting to losing?
Listening to Shu Yunwen's words, Conan froze slightly. He was quite proud. He opened his mouth to ridicule a few words. After thinking about it, he closed his mouth and said that Shu Yunwen's pit measure was too small and he couldn't afford it. If he dares to ridicule It is estimated that that pit dare smashed his brain ...
Conan said nothing, and Hattori raised his hand and looked at his watch and said, "Speaking of them, Mrs. Zhujiao and Mr. Zeng and I have been away for a long time. Why haven't you come back?"
"Well, Mr. Zeng should have important matters to discuss, so it took a long time to call. As for Madam Zhujiao, I guess I forgot where the Feng Shui painting was placed ..." Conan casually gave two reasonable ones. Explain, then stood up and proposed, "... Brother Hattori, we are still idle now, or we can go to the yard and see where the suspicious characters wandering around are said by Madam Zhujiao. ... "
"Well, that's what I said! ~" Hattori Heiji heard this and stood up in agreement, Xiaolan and Ye Ze said "ah", and then frowned, "Really, what are you two doing! As a guest, Do n’t just wander around your host!

Hattori Heiji grinned, reached out and dragged Conan and ran out: "Haha! Rest assured, we will be careful!"
Be careful? Is this a matter of caution?
Xiao Lan and He Ye were a bit weak, and at this time, Uncle Mao Li stood up and said, "Well, you two don't care, I go outside to smoke a cigarette, and look at these two little ghosts by the way, really No worries ... "
Uncle Mao Li walked out in a rush, Xiaolan and Ye sighed helplessly, then Xiaolan looked up at the clock in the living room and couldn't help but said, "Oh my God! How time passes It ’s so fast, it ’s more than 5:30, it ’s too late!

Xiao Lan's voice dropped, Tsukamoto Sumi said "Ah," and asked, "What's wrong? Xiao Lan, do you have anything else?"
"Well, I want to rush home to cook! ~" Xiao Lan explained. "He Ye Kimono came to Tokyo this time. Yesterday, you were hosted by Yunwen classmates for dinner. You must try mine today. craft……"
"That's the case!" Tsukamoto Sumi and Ye Wenyan both smiled and said after looking at each other. "How about the two of us helping while cooking? Oh, Xiao Ai seems to be able to help ... ... "
A groggy luoli mourned: "... meow?"
"Yes, yes! If you work hard together, there will be no problem!"
"..."
Tsukamoto Sumi, Xiao Lan, and Ye and they talked to each other, and then waved with Ye domineering: "Since this, then we decided so, go back to cooking! As for Conan and Heiji ... don't care about them! "
"Okay!" Tsukamoto Sumi and Xiao Lanqi nodded, and then Tsukamoto Sumi turned to look at Shu Yunwen again, "Yes, Yun Wenjun, how about you?"
"Are you going back with us or are you here with these two guys?"