"How did you become like this?" Listening to Arthur's words, the person in front of me who couldn't distinguish between men and women shouted in disintegration, "Don't you know how I became like this? Isn't it all because of you? "
"Seventeen days! In the past seventeen days, I haven't had a bath in a day, even washing my face and brushing my teeth! Do you know? Not only did I get oily all over my body, but his cats stinks. That's it!!!"
With that, the man who couldn't distinguish between men and women became more excited.
In the end he rushed towards Arthur, the expression on his face seemed to tear Arthur apart!
"Ding Ling Dang Cang!"
Simply, within two steps of the rush, he was restricted by a long chain under his feet, and he was not allowed to advance.
"what---"
In the end, there was no way, he could only yell in disintegration less than half a meter in front of Arthur.
And Arthur looked at him like this and listened to the words he just said, and an idea came into his heart.
Isn't this person...cleanliness?
Normal people, if they have been detained for more than ten days, the first thing they think about should be how to get out, or how to survive. Who would care about hygiene first?
But the person in front of him seemed so broken and manic because of hygiene problems. If this is not a cleanliness, who would believe it?
However, the other party's cleanliness should not be very serious, otherwise it would have collapsed long ago!
For patients with serious hygienic disorder, it is better to commit suicide in such a place!
Thinking of this, a black-bellied thought appeared in Arthur's mind!
Immediately, he called the soldier beside him and gave a few words in a low voice!
Immediately, the soldier left the prison with a strange face!
After that, Arthur turned his head and looked at the person in front of him who couldn’t distinguish between men and women. He smiled and asked, "This one...er...little...er..., forget it, this one I don’t know if Mr. or Miss’s brother, what is your name?"
"What do I call you fart..." The person who couldn't distinguish between men and women listened to Arthur's words, and just wanted to go back, but saw Arthur pointed at the cell behind him slightly.
He was excited, and instantly changed his words, "Earth. Pablo. Diego. Jose. Sandiago. Francisco. De. Paula. Juan. Nepomocheno@#￥%!...... .Nome!"
"Nome, I'll call you Nome!"
In the end, after Nome had said a name that was about eight hundred characters long, Arthur decisively gave up his plan to remember his name, and directly intercepted the last word and used it as Nome's name.
Nima!
This is a spelling of the number of words used by the students, and it looks a little messy. If you really want to remember every single word, it is estimated that Arthur will not want to sleep these days!
Thinking about it, Arthur asked seriously, "Are you a man or a woman?"
This question is what Arthur has always wanted to ask after seeing Noam.
"Man, man!!!" Noam yelled and replied as if he had given up the treatment.
"Man?" Arthur asked Nome up and down after looking suspiciously, "Really?"
"Really, it's true!!!" Nome looked at Arthur's suspicious eyes, and replied angrily, "Should I take off my pants to show you!"
"Okay!" After Arthur subconsciously replied, he immediately reacted and said, "Uh...no! You can only say that the male is male, it doesn't matter whether it is male or female anyway!"
"What does it mean is the same for men and women, I am a man, a man!" Noam responded excitedly when he heard Arthur's words.
"Okay, okay, okay!" Looking at him like this, Arthur said three times in a row. After comforting him, he asked again, "Why did you stop me on the way that day?"
Hearing these words, Noam suppressed the turmoil in his heart, looked at Arthur, and said arrogantly, "Want to know? Then first arrange a room for me, give me a change of clothes, and let me wash. Take a shower, or I wouldn’t say if I die!"
"Ha ha!"
Arthur chuckled twice and said, "You are a prisoner, and you have so many demands?"
"If you don't give it to me, you won't say it!" Noam said firmly.
"Really?" Arthur asked with interest.
"Of course!" Noam nodded firmly.
"Da da da!"
At this moment, the soldier who had just left returned to the cell with a wooden barrel and walked in the direction of Arthur!
And Arthur listened to his footsteps, turned his head and glanced subconsciously, then immediately turned his head to stare at Nome, and said with a little profound meaning, "I'll give you another chance. If you don't say it, the consequences will be very serious. !"
Listening to Arthur's words, Nom's heart "cocked" and felt a bad feeling!
But feeling the greasy and sour smell on his body, he had to bite the bullet and say, "If you don't give me a bath, I won't kill you!"
As a hygienic patient, if you let him continue to bear the mess here, it is better to let him die!
"Snapped!"
Hearing that, after Arthur took two steps back a little, he smiled slightly and snapped his fingers!
Immediately, the guard soldier who came to him with the bucket opened the sealed wooden bucket wittily, and then quickly splashed into the room where Nome was located!
In an instant, a bucket of things mixed with this yellow unidentified liquid and unidentified food "essence", accompanied by a foul smell, was poured into Nom's room!
Nome reacted fairly quickly!
Before the thing was about to come, he turned over and jumped and jumped directly back to his bed, avoiding these things!
However, after he returned to the bed and saw clearly what came, he collapsed!
"what----"
Nome yelled in a crushing voice, "Shit... Urine... asshole, what are you doing!!!"
"Are you talking or not talking now?" Arthur didn't answer him, but asked with interest.
"I said, I said, what do you have to ask quickly, just get me out of here, just let me take a bath, and then kill or kill you!" Noam scratched his head with both hands, and said in a broken voice.
Sure enough, for patients with cleanliness, getting dirty is more terrifying than killing them!
Arthur muttered a word in his heart, then smiled and asked, "It's still that question. Why did you stop me on the way that day?"
"That was an accident, an accident! I was experimenting with a new toy called Flying Rocket Shoes that I bought from a scientist that day!" Nom paused and explained a little excitedly, "But Unexpectedly, that actually cheated me!"
"After I played for a long time, the flying rocket shoes suddenly broke down. First they took me to fly for a long time, and finally they sent me straight to the sky, and they hit you!"
"Then... what about flying rocket shoes? I remember that when I caught you, there were no other shoes except the shoes you are wearing now!" Arthur wondered.
"I took it off when I was on the bottom of the sea! The shoes were completely scrapped when I hit you, and when I was on the bottom of the sea, I thought it was too heavy. If I kept wearing them, it would be difficult for me to swim up. Just take it off!" Nome explained.
"Oh!"
Arthur suddenly ~EbookFREE.me~ Then he asked again, "Then which kingdom are you from?"
Listening to this question, a trace of unnaturalness appeared on Nome's face!
But after a short silence, he answered honestly, "Elven Kingdom!"
Elf Kingdom! ?
Hearing the name, Arthur's eyes lit up!
The Elf Kingdom sounds like a fantasy, but in fact, like the Giant Kingdom, it is one of the countless countries in the world. At the same time, like the Giant Kingdom, it is the gathering place of the Elves among the ten thousand races in the world!
Moreover, this kingdom has treasures that everyone in this world yearns for, including Arthur!
Elf fruit!
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