Chapter 26:
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After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous
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- 2021-03-03 01:49:31
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Lao Bai: "Come on, I know what you say..."
Lan He said blankly: "Ah? What?"
Lao Bai looked at it for a while, without any flaws, and immediately scolded: "You actor!!!"
Lan He: "Are you going to my hotel later?"
Old Bai: "Oh, go."
Even the ingot that suddenly brought the burning father's love into his arms, would he give up as a son, ridiculous?
Lan He asked him: "Aren't you here to handle the case? What case?"
"Yeah, a dead ghost slipped away." Lao Bai looked around and said depressedly, "I was also negligent for a while, and came here all the way, but I couldn't see the shadow."
Generally, ghosts are passed through the body by a person, and their bodies are blurred for a moment. It takes a while to re-condense. It doesn't feel very good, so normal ghosts don't like to go to places with many people. This amusement park is now empty except for a small area where the crew is located, but it is the most suitable place to live nearby.
Lan He questioned a little, "Last time you told me that the rate of Dongyue Yinsi's ghosts was much lower than that of Yincao Difu... Is that impermanent knot useful? Are you bragging with me?"
He also learned impermanence, he would not learn it in vain.
Old Bai swelled his face and twitched his neck to justify: "Is there any fake, this time, this time is just an accident, the dead ghost, a different name from life and death!"
Lan He watched his neck grow longer and longer, and he was frightened for a moment: "Have you said well, what is a different name?"
Lao Bai: "Today's dead ghost, I wrote it on Yao Wenming, but it was written by Yao Shengming, but when he arrived, he pointed to his ID card and told me that what you want to catch is Yao Shengming. What does it have to do with me Chu Shengming! At first glance, it was not a false testimony. I thought that I had taken the wrong path. After searching for a long time, he lost his soul when I turned around.
"Some people have different IDs on their living ID cards than on the dead tombstones. This is true for many generations, except that our life and death books are based on death, but sometimes they are not updated in time, or there are omissions... I quickly check Check, like this family, why the birth and death were different surnames, several generations before his family's ancestors, because a daughter-in-law of the Chu family married the Yao family after the death of her husband, the children born in the Chu family were also brought to the Yao family, and later the business Many, Chu and Yao wanted to fight, so since he began, the offspring were born and died with different surnames. The surname is Chu and the surname is Yao.
"You said, can you blame me for such a thing? Even if he changed Yan San, he was not the same!"
Lan He didn't expect such a custom to exist. "That's hard for you. It hasn't been updated in a few generations. The paperwork is too slow. Speaking of it, I'm looking for someone, why not join us?"
...
"Why don't you go up here..." Shi Xuan muttered with her SLR camera in her mouth. She wanted to find a higher place to take pictures. The amusement park's lights on this night were shining brightly, which was very beautiful, and because it was rented to the crew It's too late now, empty, no tourists, don't have a taste.
Shi Xuan felt that he was very close to the shooting location, but just wore a street and turned a corner, so he was not worried.
Because in the amusement park, most buildings are warm and lovely colors, mainly pink yellow, pink blue, pink, the shops on the street are themed with fairy tales, and toys and dolls are placed in the window. Only at night, only dim light illuminates them, so it looks very lonely.
At this time, there was a faint music in front of me. As I got closer, it became bigger and bigger. It was a foreign language song. The sweet female voice seemed to match the amusement park.
"Whee..." Shi Xuan rubbed her arm, but she didn't want to find the source of the sound at all, but thought the movement was strange. As long as you listen to a few more ghost stories, you don’t have to join in the excitement.
"No more, no more." Shi Xuan didn't even dare to call up the photos he took and read them again. He simply put the camera back in the camera bag and backed away.
But this time, she was a little confused. This is where she came from? Why doesn't it look like it's an angle?
I don't know if Shi Xuan thought too much. Looking at the dolls in the roadside window at this time, I always felt that I was being watched. Their empty eyes and smiles made Shi Xuan uneasy.
…It must be the reason for the light, who is not like a horror movie!
Shi Xuan comforted herself in the bottom of her heart, not sure to watch and walk back. She remembered that as long as she walked through this street, she should turn around and you should see the crew.
Turning around, it was a deserted carousel, standing quietly under the lights.
"..." Shi Xuan fought a cold war, how could this be?
Is she lost, but how can she remember this simple path? Clearly remembered that he was only about a street away.
Shi Xuan turned back two steps and returned to the intersection, turning ugly in the other direction. Only around a corner, but in front of a row of doll machines, relaxing and cute foreign songs are playing.
It was the voice she had just vaguely heard on the other side of the road just now, but she chose to go back.
But now...
Here, there is a row of doll machines that are also activated?
Previously, the amusement park gave her the feeling that there were no tourists, only the voice of the crew faintly, quiet in the middle of the noise, and taking pictures under the lights was very nice. Now, the sound of the crew is no longer audible. The background music of the doll machine with bad sound quality and loud volume reverberates in the night wind whizzing paradise. Even the cute doll statues on the roadside make Shi Xuan fear. .
Shi Xuan immediately touched her pocket, but she is now wearing a costume and not carrying a mobile phone. She squeezed the camera strap and wanted to cry. A big hedgehog could scare her enough, not to mention the suspicious encounter with the wall.
In addition to being scared, Shi Xuan has a little grievance. People who pay attention to her like this, don’t talk about ghost words, don’t play with fairy fairy pens, don’t mess with curiosity and strange movements, don’t dare to go too far from the crowd, and sometimes go to Taoism Pray for blessing...... Why do you encounter such a thing!
It is said that ghosts are afraid of people in seven points, and people are afraid of ghosts in three points. People who are more fierce don't dare to get close, so they have to make some mystery to scare people and make people start their own chaos.
After hearing many legends anyway, Shi Xuan thought of this theory and began to gasp, trying to calm down, thinking about what to do, or not... curse the kid?
But when she opened her mouth tremblingly, she realized that she understood everything. She really wanted to do it, but her body was all soft. The imaginary roar did not come out, only the same cat throat, and her mouth could not be fully opened. open.
If this is scolded, it is estimated that even children will not be intimidated.
"...Bah!" Shi Xuan stretched his head and spit out saliva, struggling to exhale, and then rushed forward.
The noisy and brisk music lingered in my ears as if it could not be dispersed. Shi Xuan rushed to his legs and felt sore. He looked up, and there was still a row of doll machines in front of her. The surrounding buildings were still very strange to her. The crew didn't know where.
The dolls installed in the doll machine seemed to be staring at her, showing a naive smile, something that was usually cute, at this time it was only crazy, Shi Xuan was tearful and kicked on one of the doll machines. , Broke out: "Go die!"
The doll machine was shocked, and one of the panda dolls jumped up at once, just like lying on the wall of the machine, without any focus, and staring at her with dark circles through the glass.
Then it began to thump the glass, and once, twice, a crack appeared on the glass.
"Ah!!!" Shi Xuan did not have the courage to be any more rigid, turned his head and ran away, but hit one person with one head. She screamed with her eyes closed, waved her limbs, and danced like a scald. Ahhhhhhhhh!!"
"Shi Xuan?"
"..." Shi Xuan's cry stopped abruptly.
She opened her eyes and saw Lan He's face, and the other person looked at herself with puzzled faces, "Where did you run to take pictures, and the assistant is looking for you, why... play with the doll machine here?"
Shi Xuan immediately bounced, grabbed Lan He's clothes corner, closed his eyes again and said, "Go away, go away!!!"
Seeing her close her eyes, Lan He turned to look at the direction of the doll machine-Lao Bai was drilling into the doll machine to beat a doll, and a ghost popped out of it. Presumably it was Yao Shengming, a stranger with different surnames. Like a skull, he put his face on the glass, opened his black hole, and went straight to the living people outside. Because of the large movements, many dolls fell out of the doll machine and were scattered all over the place.
Lan He: "What's wrong? A lot of dolls."
The ghost was still entangled with Laobai, and after hearing the words, he opened his mouth to the living person again, bleeding in his eyes.
Shi Xuan dragged him in a crash: "Don't ask, don't ask, go!"
Lan He: "Do you want your baby?"
Shi Xuan: "Dare I still want?"
Lao Bai had put the ghost on hold. He glanced at Lan He very reluctantly. I didn’t know how there was such a bold person. His movements were so big, but he was immediately pulled away by Lao Bai and tied up. Knotted lively, complacent and proud: "It's really a dog blame, the name is still dare to dare to play tricks with Bai Bai, this will send you the vagina!"
Lan He patted Shi Xuan's shoulder, "What are you talking about, open your eyes and see."
"That's not..." Shi Xuan opened his eyes anxiously, but found that there were dozens of panda dolls lying on the ground. I don't know whether it included the one who smashed the glass against her, but when it comes to glass... now it looks intact Intact, she was stunned and even more chilly.
She hadn't reacted yet. Lan He had already walked over and picked up the dolls, holding the panda full of arms, "You are so powerful, I haven't gotten so much to grab. Let's go."
Shi Xuan: "..."
In the end what happened?
Lan He's calmness affected Shi Xuan again, and her lips moved. Although she was very sure that her experience was not fantasy, she decided not to say at least for now. Maybe following the courageous Lan He would be fine.
Shi Xuan and Lan He walked on the way back, no one walked around, Shi Xuan was still more afraid, his hand was originally grasping Lan He's clothes corner, slowly, slowly forward, want to grab his hand.
Lao Bai also grabbed a ghost floating beside him, arranging the left and right of Lan He. Because he wanted to talk to Lan He, it was inconvenient for Yao Shengming to know the identity of Lan He. A paste, with some saliva, "snap!" The eyes, ears, and mouth of the ghost were confused.
Lan He was disgusted: "Oh..."
Shi Xuan froze: "?"
Like a startled bird, she shrunk her hand back and cried, "I'm sorry..."
Lan He: "..."
Lan He's stomach is also uncomfortable, otherwise he can usually hold back, he is more embarrassed than Shi Xuan: "No... nothing is fine!"
Shi Xuan grabbed back the clothing corner again, "No explanation, I'm really embarrassed! Brother, I'm just scared, I don't mean anything else, and nothing... Can I just grab it here?"
Lan He: "........."
He didn't know what to say, just shut up.
It's too quiet here, Shi Xuan couldn't help talking all the time, but he naturally diverted the topic: "I don't know what happened to Yi Ping. I heard that wild hedgehogs can't be kept in captivity, or they will die easily."
Lao Bai proudly said: "I see it, this time it is tied up, I can't escape."
Lan He: "Huh?"
Shi Xuan: "Well, I found it. But if Yiping was too seriously injured, it might be more dangerous to put it back."
Lao Bai: "Of course! Well!"
Lan He: "Oh--"
Shi Xuan: "But I heard again that Bai Xian can't raise a family..."
Lao Bai: "Like I just scratched his head, Yan San begged me for a long time, and I refused to teach him, but also a unique skill."
Lan He: "Never heard of it!"
He dealt with both of them at the same time, and clamored all the way until the busy crew of the crew appeared in front of him.
"Come out!" Shi Xuan's tears were about to shed. I never felt that the picture representing overtime was so cute.
"Well, the doll is for you?" Lan He reached out.
"Don't!" Shi Xuan almost screamed, she felt that she would have a shadow on the doll machine from now on, "You don't want it, just... that..."
Because it was still night, Shi Xuan also refrained from telling the story directly.
"Why don't you give it to me." Lan He's face didn't matter, "I took it back to play with Yiping, it's quite soft. Didn't you still say Yiping evil door, attacking the virus with poison, you see Yiping and Which one is more poisonous?"
Shi Xuan: "Huh? OK?"
Lan He piled the dolls on the stool, and Lao Bai didn't go away immediately, but floated beside him, curiously watching how they worked for a while, "How can you sit here?"
Because Lan He’s drama tonight is basically over, but there is nothing to make up here, the director hasn’t confirmed it yet, but when Lao Bai asked this, he was silent for a while and covered his mouth: "Because I just The muddy male three is not as busy as the protagonist."
Lao Bai immediately said: "Then you might as well be impermanent full-time, I think with your ability, you can definitely jump three levels."
Lan He was unimpressed. "You should go back to your life. It hasn't been very chaotic recently. Be careful of being robbed on the road."
Lao Bai hummed, "I must breathe, I'm very tired."
It was at this time that a butterfly floated across the sky, and when he approached Lan He, he realized that it was not a butterfly, but paper dust.
Lao Bai squeezed it in his hand a few times, and the paper-gray butterfly turned into a white note in his hand. Lao Bai looked at it, and the deceased man's face was bluish. "It's not good, Yan San has an accident."
"What's wrong with Brother Yan?"
Lao Bai said anxiously: "He just said, "Save the ghost". He is at Juehui Temple, and I don't know what danger it is. I'm going to find him. Can you come together in idle time?"
After taking the money, Lao Bai spoke very eloquently, but now he even asked for help, and Yan Sanji was so urgent that he didn't say anything. Lan He only hesitated for a moment and said: "You go first, I Find a place to die as soon as you die."
Lao Bai: "..................Good!"
...
Lan He went to Wang Mao and confirmed with him that there was no need for himself. He said that his stomach was uncomfortable. He found a place to rest and Wang Mao quickly agreed.
Originally thinking of getting on the crew's car, and thinking of the people who were scared of the crew, Lan He directly found an unmanned storage room in the amusement park, sat on the ground, separated his soul, and went to Juehui Temple.
When Lan He was far away, he saw a group of ghosts gathering and two red lanterns floating in the sky.
When I saw it recently, Yan San's slender eyes were full of tears, but the hat on his head didn't know where to go, and it was very sad to sit on the ground.
Lao Bai was questioning the ghosts... In addition, Song Futan was also there. He was holding the lame donkey standing aside, the black dress was in the wind, the golden lying fish pressed the robe down, and the red temple was behind The wall looks quite artistic.
Lan He shook his God, "What's wrong with this, why is Xiao Song here too?"
"You're here." Yan San said with a cry, "Thanks to Xiao Song for helping me kindly today."
Lan He was strange. How did these words of enthusiasm touch Xiao Song, he was even more annoyed than seeing a ghost.
Song Futan: "I didn't..."
Yan San: "I'm here to pick up souls, and I don't know where this guy is. When I'm too busy, give me a fight, and I will run away, run... I happen to see your folded donkey, that way. , I recognized it at a glance. At the time, I asked for help and wanted to escape on a donkey. Who knows that this donkey is lame, but fortunately this young man with a donkey came to help me. But my official hat was still taken away , The clues are being investigated."
Song Futan: "Not..."
Yan San: "Thanksgiving!"
"..." Song Futan simply turned to Lan He and said simply, "When I returned to my soul, he snatched my donkey away, and I took it back."
"Almost," Yan San said, "Just because the guy is afraid of the Buddha's light on him, he just slipped away. Thank you, it is a friend of Xiaolai, very enthusiastic. Now stay here to recall the clues together."
Song Futan: "..."
...He only saw Xiao Lai's partner appear, and maybe Xiao Lai would also appear before he stayed.
Lan He Ren smiled and said: "Thank you anyway, this is my colleague, you have seen it once in a while."
Song Futan saw him smiling, but instead of being so speechless, he quickly accepted: "Well, nothing."
"Why did you even the yin, what is the situation now, did you ask for clues?" Lan He asked, "and that hat..."
Because Song Futan was present, he only spoke halfway.
Lao Bai said sadly, "No, I can't see clearly. I don't even know if the man is a ghost or a ghost. Our shady official hat can be hidden if a living person wears it. Taking the official hat by mistake to take advantage of it, ordinary Taoists cannot break the law."
Lan He is a part-time impermanent, not knowing that the official hat has such an effect, but it is also a bit logical to think about it. He thinks about it: "I will smell it, are there any clues."
Lan He burned Hu 79's nails, and he had the smell of Hu Xian. Of course, that hand became a plush paw.
Song Futan stared in surprise.
Lao Bai also said, "Hey," "This is not like Miss Hu!"
Lan He lifted his right hand embarrassedly and showed: "It's girl Hu 79."
Lao Bai muttered: "Where did you know another seventy-nine..."
There are many disciples of Hu Men, and he doesn't know every one.
Before Song Futan had contacted the guy who grabbed the hat, Lan He first sniffed the back of the donkey, and then sniffed his slender fingertips, "Have you touched here?"
Song Futan saw that he bowed his head close to his hand, the cold breath hit, and his fingers were generally uncontrollable, and if his mask seemed to cross his slightly warped nose, it was vaguely cool, whispering. : "...Is behind."
The guy who robbed Yan San ran into a lying fish lying behind him, and was just burned and fled.
"Oh." Lan He walked around behind him, sniffed his head again, a few strands of hair passed over his neck, and his eyes widened a little, "This, it seems... the smell of a weasel."
Speaking of the weasel, he remembered Hu 79. He couldn't help but say: "What's wrong with Huangmen, the girl Hu 79 was also robbed by the weasel a few days ago."
"Weasel?" Yan San wasn't too good, but Lao Bai had a whole look, "Is it weasel again?!"
"What's wrong? What is it again?"
Lao Bai said angrily: "You still don't know. The eldest girl has also received reports over the past few days. In several cases of robbing Qianliang Incense and injuring the fairy family, the clues are all vaguely pointing to the Yellow Gate. At first she was busy. Lack of skills, did not take care of it, did not expect it to intensify, and now also began to work on the Yin Yan. Is this the Yellow Gate trying to make a fortune in the chaos? Really do not know life and death!
Hu Qiujiu was embarrassed to sue, not knowing that she was not the only victim. It turned out to be non-human and non-ghost, but also weasel.
Yan San heard: "If this matter is related to the Four Gates Immortal Family, I have a tracing direction. It would be better if I could join hands with Girl Hu."
And it sounds like this yellow-skinned man is desperate and mad, and everyone himself is robbing, so there is no need to worry about the protector on Miaogan Mountain.
"I should have told her to know that it would be better to order Ye Xiangzi, and invite the elder girl to come over." Lao Bai fleshed out the treasured incense of the Lan He brand in pain, and asked Elder Hu to burn incense.
Girl Hu did not come for a while, Lan He took the opportunity to raise her paw and asked Song Futan: "Are you uncomfortable? I will rub it for you. This is from Hu Xian, it can cure the disease."
The nails are burned, don't just smell it, it's not wasted.
Song Futan looked at him with his paws raised, and began to doubt that he was really in a dream this time, but how could he have such a dream? I didn’t think it was cute before, but I just wanted to sprinkle the fleece of insect repellent and put it on Xiaolai, but...
The fireworks drifted along the sky pole, toward the direction of Miaogan Mountain.
At this time, the arrival of Girl Hu, let Song Futan confirm that it should not be a dream.
But he hadn't had time to say anything. Lan He had put his hand behind him and hid his paws.
Girl Hu was walking in the fireworks, belatedly coming.
"Yo, why is it so lively." Miss Hu looked at this situation, covered her mouth and smiled, but Lan He could see, she was a little tired between her eyebrows, it seems that this time has been busy, "Master Lai is also... …"
She said, but her footsteps suddenly slowed down, stopped in front of Lan He, and licked her lips. "Is there a smell of thorns?"
"Good girl, it's the white fairy I saved." Lan He said hello and quickly digressed. "I still want to ask you, how can I tell if a white fairy is kind-hearted and worth pressing..."
"Wait," girl Hu was frowning, and then sniffed her nose, sniffed carefully, and suddenly angered, and screamed with fox and head, "No, you still have other ones, just tell me which one Little vixen!!"
Lan He: "........."
Although... But probably I should say at this time, you listen to me explain? ?