Chapter 77:
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After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous
- 拉棉花糖的兔子
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- 2021-03-03 01:50:24
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What's so sweet, Dou Chunting doubted his hearing at this moment, but soon turned to doubt the Chinese level of the snake.
Lan He took the time to eat and raised his head and said: "Don't hide from it, he is just excited to watch a TV series."
Dou Chunting was embarrassed, oh, it turned out not to be a tantrum, so wouldn't it seem that he was timid.
No way, after the verdict, he lost his courage.
Dou Chunting came out from behind Song Futan and boldly walked towards Lanhe, so he was close to some Liu Thirteen. Liu Thirteen ignored him from beginning to end, including his whispering cry for help just now. His heart was completely focused on the screen.
Just kidding, now it's time for the hero and the hero to give up sugar, and he doesn't want to be distracted at all.
At this distance, Dou Chunting finally saw clearly what Liu Thirteen was watching-a love drama that aired last year. There was an artist or his company, so he was very impressed and determined to be a love drama.
Not to mention, Liu Thirteen is currently dragging the progress bar repeatedly to watch a clip: the male host plugs the female host in the corner, and the female host thinks he wants to beat himself, and the result is a kiss and confession.
Dou Chunting: "..............."
Dou Chunting was as if hit by a hammer, and he was completely ashamed: who am I, where am I, and what do I see? ?
So what he said just now is "so sweet", is that sweet?
Why, why this Liu Xian can watch love dramas with such a brutal expression, and still indulge in it, he also tasted repeatedly! !
Lan He seemed to know what Dou Chunting was thinking, with a mysterious smile: "Do you understand snakes?"
Dou Chunting said in a trance: "No, not very fond of eating."
Lan He: "..."
Liu Thirteen only looked up badly, "What are you talking about?"
Dou Chunting realized that he was wrong, and was stared at by Liu Thirteen, almost crying.
Song Futan: "Does he say he doesn't like to eat and hasn't eaten, is there any problem?"
Huh? Liu Thirteen thought for a moment, as if there was no problem, so he looked down and continued.
Lan He: "..."
"This is the case. All monks fell into the animal path because of their thoughts. Most of them were reincarnated as snakes. Most of them suffered from molting. If the snakes were successful in practice, they would also recall some emotions of previous lives." Lan He explained to Dou Chunting Why Liu Shisan has such a hobby, don't look at him so fiercely, he will be attracted by love.
"And," Lan He revealed to Dou Chunting very quietly, "Liu Xian's spirituality is usually in the head, and fights will be beaten. It is said that over time, immortality is a bit of something."
This is the same as Baimen is called a mourning door. It belongs to other small animals and may be exaggerated, but it also shows some problems.
Dou Chunting: "Oh oh?"
They whispered, and Liu Shisan angered and took off the table. "Are you talking about bad things about Ben Long?" Other Xianjia likes to tease Liu Men, which makes Liu Men not only fierce but also sensitive, and Lan He has a conviction. Discuss with Hu Men that his brain is bad!
When I heard it, Lanhe's heart and the four senses of the four gates were still too sharp. Be careful when saying bad things about snakes, and quickly said: "No, I'm talking about legends."
Liu Shisan actually just grumbled a few words, and was attracted to the TV series, no longer questioning.
Song Futan sat down: "Are you fishing for three days and drying the net for two days?"
Dou Chunting was not in the crew for these two days.
"No." Dou Chunting called injustice. "In the past two days, someone has reported me crazy, that is, when we left the park that day, it was not someone who shouted at the back. He turned out to be an active conspiracy theorist on the Internet. He actually checked my identity. He came out and called the company all the time. At first, he was unclear. He said that he would report me and threatened me to take the initiative. He made my dad think what I was doing and asked me to go back to investigate. Later he said that he would report me illegally raising dragons. I said Fart, it was raised by Lan He!"
Lan He: "...not raised."
Dou Chunting: "Anyway, I ignored him later, and he still posted the pictures he took online, they were all very sloppy..."
He showed it, and then said: "Ho, brother, sister-in-law, look at you!"
Song Futan walked over to look face-saving.
Lan He: "..."
...
"Brother, brother, open the door!"
Li Jing knocked on the door.
The door inside opened a little, and a Taoist head looked up: "Why are you here again, can't you go to other Taoist temples? You go to your Baiyun Temple!"
Li Jingli said bluntly: "Baiyun Guan does not accept me."
Taoist speechless: "Then I don't want to receive you!"
Li Jing: "No, brother, I really took the picture, and I have worked very hard, I have found clues. Look, this piece on this photo is the black dragon. Then the car on it, I trust the person Checked out from the license plate, it is a company bus. The one who used it that day should be the little boss of their company and a star..."
Li Jingyao said, the general idea is that this dragon has already appeared, and it is suspected of being misplaced. I hope Brother can go to search.
The Taoist rolled his eyes.
Coincidentally, he is the insider.
There is no dragon in the capital, but there is a troublesome Liu Xian, but no matter whether it is Liu Xian or Long Xian, a few days ago, it was announced by the immobile master that it has been sealed on the bridge. As a town bridge beast, how could it be possible? Mixing the world. The Dou Chunting and the star were estimated to be passing by the park, but how could it be possible to take the dragon away, in addition to the masters and the army that day.
Unless it is other Liu Xian, then what does it do to him?
This Li Jing, tracing the dragon for too long is already a bit crazy.
"Come on, let me tell you the truth, that is not a dragon at all, and there is no dragon in Beijing."
"There is a dragon!!" Li Jing shouted, turned around angrily, and continued to post on his Weibo, which already has some fans. "Although the brothers don't understand me, I must say that this black dragon in Beijing, Has entered the WTO, and has entered the Beijing performing arts circle."
People who are concerned about him bubble: [Tianwang, I believe you, the black dragon you took last time, I adjusted the picture below, I can indeed see a long black animal]
[My relative lives near that park and said that he heard strange noises. Although some neighbors didn’t hear it, but after watching your Weibo, he was more convinced that he was not dreaming...]
[Long is just a dragon, but also enter the entertainment industry. What do you mean? When the actors go to pull? 】
I really believe that he has some people, and there are also gags.
Li Jing simply released the evidence and analysis, from the various dragons he photographed, the continuous heavy rain, to the owner of the vehicle, and so on. He also knew some true or false Xuanmen news as the outer identity of his brother Daomen.
The final summary: "I heard that a lot of rich people wanted to climb this black dragon this time. The fact is already obvious. After the black dragon got on the bus, the young son of the Dou Group was just fighting for power not long ago. Entering the family business, the status has soared because of Dou Chunting's worship of the Black Dragon, and he also brought his star Lan He together to try to worship the dragon for profit together! I am here to reveal my real name!"
Because Li Jing was inexplicably involved in Lan He this time, it was soon discovered by fans, mocking you for knowing Mao, Lan He was only involved in the film that the Dou family cast, there was no agency agreement at all, and the early understanding of Dou Chunting was also due to other relations. .
Li Jing also replied: [What is the relationship? 】
Netizen: [Fulanming pigeon know about it? 】
Li Jing: [? ? 】
Li Jing also went to search for Fulanming pigeons, and ended up reading a bunch of weird videos and novels, which was even more annoying. [I think this actor suddenly became red, maybe because he has always believed in these, and now he has offered the dragon, and his career will be more further. 】
At first glance, Heping pigeons didn't make sense, and simply followed him: [Good, this will help you @forest bureau, some people here report illegal dragon farming. 】
Not only the @forest bureau, but also the masters of the masters of @有微博.
There are also Taomen or other religious people surfing on the Internet, and they are speechless and smile when they see it. This is not the first time that Li Jing has made nonsense. Every time he claimed to have photographed a dragon. He used to suspect that the government had covered up the truth, and now he has become a star again.
What does Dou Chunting not say, Lan He? Even if it was Liu Xian, it had nothing to do with him!
Only two cramped Taoist leaders replied: [Then I will help circle @ Zoo吧]
...
Lan He was amused by the fans, "Fortunately, this person is sloppy, otherwise what will happen if our news about raising the dragon comes out."
When Liu Thirteen heard that, the other end stretched a meter and three, and reached next to them...
He twisted it a bit and looked at the phone.
Lan He: "..............."
Lan He held his heart and decided to include Liu Xian's neck extension and impermanent tongue sticking out as a prohibited action.
Liu Shisan retracted his neck and said solemnly: "The world is drunk, he wakes up alone, this man is very visionary, but he is not pregnant."
Lan He: ...speaks the same as it really is.
"Okay, don't talk about it," Lan He said. "I'm going to start filming, don't you go back?"
Liu Shisan didn't care: "Benlong floats everywhere..."
Anyway, he also found a tree and rested.
There is not much time for dinner. Lan He doesn’t care about Liu Xian anymore. As long as Liu Xian is not exposed, he will go. Lan He thought of the next plot and whispered a few words to Song Futan.
Liu Thirteen immediately said with excitement: "You are talking about the bad things of this dragon!!"
Lan He: "??? I don't have one!"
It's really not this time.
Liu Thirteen looked at them suspiciously, "Don't let me catch you."
Lan He: "..."
Dou Chunting: "... so sensitive. Feeling."
The two of them thought about it at the same time. Before they said how Liu Thirteen was, Liu Thirteen might not have really heard it, but if anyone whispered in front of him, he suspected that others were saying bad things about him...
No wonder he didn't care so easily at the time.
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The filming of "Ghostly Fun" has come to an end. Lan He is about to kill him. There is no emotional drama at all. Xiao and Qian and Yu Mengmeng are in love. He just sits next to him and is still being photographed. Into tidbits.
Lan He said: "They are in love, what are you doing with me?"
Photographer: "The producer said that you will definitely envy jealousy and hate, and then send it to Xuanfa..."
Lan He: "What a joke, do you know the Fulanming pigeon?"
Photographer: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Lan He also laughed. The other staff members also enjoyed themselves, and did not expect Lan He to play with the fans.
At this time, he heard Song Qiyun saying: "What are you doing? Come again."
Xiao Yuqian and Yu Mengmeng were asked to do it again.
Today, Xiao and Qian's condition seems to be not very good. Song Qiyun said with a blank expression: "The face is a little dark... Ok, let's start!"
Lan He looked at it, it was really wrong, and it was clearly a feeling of emotion, but Xiao and Qian's face was a bit fierce.
Sure enough, Song Qiyun stopped again.
"I'm sorry, my question." Xiao and Qian were involved in the goddess, feeling uneasy and touching their faces tiredly.
Yu Mengmeng was a little embarrassed: "It's fine."
Song Qiyun couldn't do it. It stands to reason that Xiao and Qian like Yu Mengmeng so much. This emotional drama should be very smooth. No matter how, this will never happen.
Are Xiao and Qian always pretending, in fact they don't like Yu Mengmeng at all?
"You have a rest." Song Qiyun said.
Xiao and Qian faced Yu Mengmeng with no face, and he ran to Dou Chunting, "Little Boss, where did your spiritual judge go? Can you bring it back to the crew?"
Speaking of the verdict, Dou Chunting also lost her face, "No way, I can't get it."
"Why? Oh..." Xiao and Qian were sad.
Dou Chunting: "What's wrong with you?"
Xiao and Qian waved hands: "I have been having nightmares recently, and I feel not very well."
Not only is the spirit not very good, the expression seems to have been affected, and he has not consciously exposed a subtle and subtle look.
Dou Chunting said seriously: "Tell me about it."
Xiao and Qian hesitated for a while, but still said: "Then don't tell Song Dao first, I'm always dreaming and fighting with people. My emotions are always substituted into this person without even knowing it, especially resentment and anger. It’s very heavy. I woke up in my heart when I woke up.
Dou Chunting asked with a sense of care: "Did that person say nothing? For example, to ask you."
Xiao and Qian: "No."
Dou Chunting: "Did you encounter something strange recently? Or added something, especially before the first dream."
Xiao and Qian pondered a bit, "It doesn't seem to be right, there is one, but it's nothing. Before I had this dream, I just took a piece of art, which was porcelain."
Dou Chunting asked: "What porcelain?"
"Antique porcelain, bought with a friend, said it was from the Ming Dynasty, it cost more than one hundred thousand." Xiao and Qian took his mobile phone to show him, the picture is a blue and white porcelain plate, the pattern above is a European castle and knight, brush strokes It's not particularly delicate, there is a mouth.
"Ming Dynasty? Last year's right? Why am I looking a little funny." Dou Chunting pointed at the castle, "It's not as good as mine, why not draw a Titanic."
Xiao Yuqian: "...It was porcelain exported to foreign countries at that time, so there was an exotic atmosphere!"
This export porcelain is also called Clark porcelain, mainly because the merchant ship in Clark Port of Portugal was intercepted and many Chinese porcelain was intercepted, and European nobles competed to buy it. At that time, people did not know where it was produced because it was obtained from the merchant ship of Clark Port. , Simply called Clark porcelain. Later, for export blue and white porcelain, also continued this name.
Because it is sold to foreigners, the production is not so exquisite, and even looks a bit rough, and it is not practical, because it is mainly used as a decoration abroad. Some patterns are also very exotic, and what kind of castles, knights, tulips, picture frames and the like are still stick figures.
At first glance, people who do not understand may think it is a spoof, just like Doraemon in blue and white porcelain.
"Oh?" Dou Chunting was clear, but still couldn't help laughing. "It's too rough."
He said: "However, you can't take it lightly because it's art. Antiques are also old objects. Maybe you have something. The thing is old and fine, and you didn't ask about its origin when you filmed? Maybe it was because it was not good. It’s only sold by others, is there any foreign ghosts attached?"
There are a lot of auction items with their own stories. Sometimes they are not high in artistic value, but are well-known stories, so they are valuable. Many of them contain "curses" and are talkative. Some of these auction items are taboo, but some people do not care. Many legends are also circulating on the rivers and lakes.
"Don't scare me." Xiao and Qian smiled reluctantly, "No, this seller is anonymous, and he didn't tell any stories, just say it was received from various countries in the world. At that time, there were several shots, in addition to me, there are Someone else bought it."
Seriously, for this simple blue and white porcelain, he himself didn't look too expensive, but he bought it with a fevered mind, and he didn't understand it at all. At first it felt different, but then it looked quite boring. As a Chinese, you can appreciate orthodox porcelain more.
Dou Chunting chuckled twice, "Which auction house did you shoot, I will ask you."
He made a phone call, and it became clear after a few minutes. He put down his phone and said: "There is definitely a problem and I haven't ran. Except for you, other buyers have basically decided to take action. Specifically why you can't say there, but I want to know... Like you, I always have nightmares."
"Little boss, what do you say?" Xiao and Qian panicked. "There won't be any foreign ghosts on it, shall I sell them?"
"According to my experience," is actually the experience of hearsay, Dou Chunting said, "If it has been entangled, it is useless to sell! But, don't be afraid, treat me to ask the seniors!"
He feels that he is now Dinghai Shenzhen of the crew, and the actor will come to him if he has something. Look, the task given by his dad is done beautifully.
"Thank you!" Xiao and Qian connected, looking at Dou Chunting expectantly.
Dou Chunting: "Well... I'll take a leave with my cousin before looking for a senior, so you can wait with peace of mind. You need to defend yourself with this five emperor money."
Xiao and Qian watched Dou Chunting calmly looking for Song Futan.
As we all know, where is Song Futan and where is Lan He?
As soon as he found them, Dou Chunting said, "Wow, you know why Xiao and Qian are in a bad state. He has been having nightmares recently, and I suspect he is entangled with ghosts."
Lan He was watching the script without looking up: "It's impossible, he has no taste."
If it was a ghost smell, Lan He smelled it already.
Dou Chunting: "Why, why?"
Lan He: "It may not be a problem of porcelain."
Dou Chunting was embarrassed. "It's impossible. The other people who bought it also changed hands. It's mainly because I didn't guess. What a shame."
"Well, he kept the porcelain in his own place. If the ghost is still from a foreign country, maybe the taste is really different from the ghost of Huaxia?" Lan He touched his cheek, he hadn't heard of foreign ghosts. The taste, "By the way, foreign countries do not have the habit of burning paper money, so their ghosts may not really be paper gray smell. But how to overdo it? Do they have to communicate in a foreign language?"
Lan He didn’t even hear Lao Bai say, is there any diplomatic department for Dongyue Yinsi, or can the local government directly handle it?
Liu Thirteen coughed hard.
Lan He remembered for a moment, there is a senior who has lived for a long time. This kind of thing is known to everyone. He told Dou Chunting: "I think you can ask Liu Xian."
Dou Chunting shrank, not too dared.
Lan He encouraged: "You recommend a few plays to people, he likes to watch cookies."
The sweeter the better. This is called optimism.
Dou Chunting summoned the courage and said: "I know a few brainless sweet dramas, I don't say anything and sprinkle sugar, I don't know you..."
Liu Thirteen looked at Dou Chunting in disbelief.
It is true! Liu Thirteen Huo Ran got up, turned into a snake and pushed down the bed and table in Lan He’s room, and the quilt was overturned to the ground, as if the storm swept through, and Lan He was just gone. Everyone hit it, Dou Chunting actually Dare to insult so straight?
The black snake said furiously: "You ridicule this dragon without brain?!!!"
In the shadow, Dou Chunting cried.
Dou Chunting: "...Ah? No?!!!"
He died of injustice, should he be so sensitive, and violently defend his rights at any time.
Lan He was even more unjust: "What's the matter with me again! My room!"
Song Futan rescued the box and said lightly: "Huh? Tonight I can only sleep there."
Lan He: "........."