Chapter 87:
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After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous
- 拉棉花糖的兔子
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- 2021-03-03 01:50:26
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Fang Xiayun is stupid, co-authoring him to make every effort to invite Master Si Ke, Lan He has even added Master Weike's WeChat, and still boasting in the circle of friends?
Why is he and the investor owing so much affection? ?
Fang Xiayun immediately took a screenshot and asked Lan He: [How do you know Master Si Ke? ! Familiar? ? 】
Lan He: [...]
Lan He reacted here: [You invited Master Si Ke? 】
Fang Xiayun typed excitedly: [Yes! My first choice is Master Siming. If you can’t get it, then Master Sike. If Master Sike won’t come, I plan to ask Master Qingyun or Master Jingming! 】
He reported a large list of his plans.
Lan He looked at these familiar names in contemplation...
How should I say that Fang Xiayun has good eyesight, do you want to hire a mage with real skills?
All of them have seen him drop his vest, added his WeChat, and are lying on his list.
If Fang Xiayun added a list of invitations at one time, you will find that there is more than one Master Si Ke in the queue.
Lan He: [Oh... this is the case. Before Song Qiyun and Song Dao brought me to know the master of Juehui Temple, it was a bit of a friendship. I knew that you wanted to hire Master Si Ke, and I told him directly. 】
Fang Xiayun just calmed down, Song Qiyun?
Song Qiyun is indeed not simple. A few people in the circle also know that he has some contact with Juehui Temple, although it is not clear why. Before Lan He filmed "Ghost Fun" under Song Qiyun's hands, it also has the color of ghosts and spirits. Maybe he would take Lan He to ask for advice at that time.
…But it still can’t be said that Master Si Ke is so embarrassed to Lan He!
Fang Xiayun tried hard to find a reason. Perhaps, the Master Si Ke was just seeing Lan He as before?
Fang Xiayun regained his calm tone: [Oh... that's your chance. This is even more coincident. I still have to go to class on the weekend. 】
Lan He responded with a clue, and he divided the mage into a group. He deeply felt that he would pay more attention to the circle of friends in the future, and make good use of the group visible function.
This is not over yet. Fang Xiayun's thinking is that Lan He and Master Si Ke met. Although shocked, it was better.
On the day of the appointment, Fang Xiayun and Lan He went to meet Master Si Ke. He found that Lan He also brought a stick and asked casually, "What is this?"
This immobile mage’s stick has been resting here in Lanhe. Lanhe still wants to pay it back. The immortal mage directly said to give him away. The old man has more and more time for retreat. Most things are left to Sikong, nor Big hit.
Holding the Linji stick, Lan He felt that there was a bonus to studying Zen.
But now Fang Xiayun asked, this stick changed from trekking pole to something else.
Lan He: "Oh... I used a yoga stick for yoga. I'll practice after a while."
Fang Xiayun said with interest: "I have long heard that you can do yoga, you can hold your breath and you can still use wooden sticks..."
Lan He: "Hey."
Fang Xiayun: "Can the thigh break into the head?"
Lan He: "..............."
Lan He was messy, and then he looked at Fang Xiayun and laughed: "I heard people talk about this stalk, so let's play."
"I'll just say..." Lan He said silently, "How come I suddenly played the old vintage terrier."
Arriving at Juehui Temple, Fang Xiayun sent a text message to Master Si Ke. After a while, he came out. Fang Xia Yun Deng Er got out of the car and opened the back door. "Master please."
"Thank you." Master Si Ke said politely and greeted Lan He, "Mr. Lan."
Fang Xiayun looked normal, just like the old relationship.
Master Si Ke was about to go up. When he saw a wooden stick at Lan He's feet, he took a breath and was busy. "Here, let me go ahead."
Fang Xiayun was confused, and he still wanted to know Master Si Ke and Lan He, and let them sit in the back seat together. "It's okay, you two sit back, and I will be the driver."
"You can't stop, don't squeeze Mr. Lan." Master Si Ke lifted the robes and went forward.
Fang Xiayun: "?"
Master Si Ke dare to sit side by side with Lan He, even if you come to the master, the abbot's magic weapon is still at the foot of the master! !
There are still a few people who have seen Lan He fight with this stick.
Other people saw it as an ordinary wooden stick. It seems to people who know how to use this stick in Juehui Temple and the entire Buddhist world. It is a prestigious name. It gave the immobile master the name of King Kong. However, Si Ke didn't know that this thing was in Lan He's hands. At this time, when he recalled that Lan He joked that the mage boasted that he had Buddha's heart, the meaning was even more different.
He was not so surprised that this thing was in Song Futan's hands.
Originally, Lan He was a respect for the old master, and now there is more awe of the opponent's magic weapon. How dare you sit in the same row.
When he went to the local class, Master Si Ke was even more embarrassed. He held the abbot's wooden stick in his hand. When he talked about Zen, he always felt that he was a little...not qualified.
and!
Master Si Ke peeked at Lan He secretly
Drinking it head-to-head is not something every monk is qualified to accept.
The unmoved mage has a strong Zen style and hits it with a stick. However, not every monk is free to consult the immovable mage, who wants to get the stick and the stick. Otherwise, so many monks, don’t move the mage every day, don’t knock on the wooden fish, just knock on the head of all the monks.
Before the Zhenwu Bridge, the mage didn't go out very much. Just like the family immortals, such as Bai Daxian Ye who practiced to a certain extent, they went to the mountain to retreat, without asking the world, this stick, no one has been through for a long time.
To be honest, Master Si Ke missed the feeling of epiphany a little, and this is the characteristic of their Lin Ji Zong. He is not a direct disciple of the Master, and he is also a generation of philosophers. He has not received as many teaching opportunities as Sikong.
So, while he was in class, he watched the wooden stick on the table.
When Fang Xiayun went to the bathroom, Master Si Ke took the opportunity to say: "Could Lord come for me?"
Lan He: "???
Lan He: "...you don't want to call me grandpa. It's okay to call Mr. Lan or Lan He." He was very cautious, even no one would pay attention. "Also, what does it mean, I'm not Don't move the mage."
He is not incomprehensible, just a little unbelievable.
Master Si Ke said shyly: "Don't you have Buddha's heart?"
Lan He couldn't laugh or cry: "I blew it casually, the abbot praised me, and got in touch with me, can I really become a Buddha? This he said to me to fight ghosts." He felt that he could fight with a wooden stick, and use a wooden stick Ordering people is a different matter.
Master Si Ke was sweating, but he didn't expect Lan Heguang to use it for fighting. "But, the abbot of this object has been given to you. Besides, this object has been contaminated with great wisdom and has become a magic weapon. Try it."
Lan He thought, this is indeed a magic weapon, just like Song Futan's rosary beads, he has all added to understanding, maybe it is really useful?
Master He Si Ke's eyes widened for a moment, then suddenly picked up a stick and knocked on Master Si Ke, saying, "The abbot gave it to me, just because I also counted as a force for Zhenwu Bridge."
He was awkward and explained another sentence. Master Si Ke only felt that there was something flashing in his mind. He struggled to capture the aura of light and muttered: "Teached, good, all Buddhas and venerable ancestors are out of the world, all things are in love The Buddha's heart..."
It is impermanent, with compassion, that is, with Buddha's heart, and it can also be used as a Buddhist temple.
Master Si Ke succeeded in epiphany and paid a respect to Lan He on the spot.
Lan He quickly lifted him up: "Do not allow..."
Master Si Ke just thought that this should be the case.
Lan He said: "In case of being seen, I will invite you next time."
Master Si Ke: "..."
Besides Fang Xiayun, he went to the bathroom, and when he came back, he found that the situation in class had changed.
Master Si Ke... It seems that he respects Lan He even more, so that he can't even tell who gave the class.
After the class, Fang Xiayun said: "Master, thank you for teaching us today."
Master Si Ke immediately said: "Don't dare to be dare to be dare, but also thank Mr. Lan. I also learned a lot, and you are also my teachers." He said that, his eyes were staring at Lan He.
Lan He: "..."
Although Lan He was an outsider, he accidentally realized him in an unintentional way, and he was considered a teacher. Furthermore, it is not only Buddhist disciples who can be teachers. The charitable boy showed his bodhicitta, and he visited 53 good-knowledgers, including lay men, cooks, teachers, old people, children, etc., and only after 53 days did he get together.
Therefore, as long as the disciples have the strengths to study, even if they are outsiders, they can still ask for advice, not to mention that Lan He still uses the magic mage's tools.
Fang Xiayun was confused.
Lan He smiled and said: "You laughed, thank you."
Even if this is the case, Fang Xiayun hasn’t figured it out yet. As a result, during the second class, Master Si Ke took the previously envisaged Qing Yun Master, Jing Ming Master, etc., as well as the Master he hadn’t imagined but had heard of. All brought.
Master Si Ke: "Oh, I deeply feel that I have some shortcomings. These also admire Master Jing Sheng very much, and each has their own strengths. Let's learn nine subjects simultaneously."
Lan He: "..."
Fang Xiayun: "???
Lan He is speechless, did you make a mistake, you came to the lecture!
Even if they have found a good reason one by one, their acting skills are also very natural. Fang Xiayun still noticed a subtlety. Is this King Jingsheng or Master Yanglan?
He forced Lan He to ask: "What is your status in the Buddhist world."
So many senior people rush to teach?
Lan He: ...not for teaching, but for epiphany. I'm just a tool man.
Lan He said with a smile: "No status, probably because Song Dao introduced it."
Fang Xiayun: "Does Song Qiyun have such a big face, how many mages have you introduced to you? Have you secretly shaved? I see if you have a wig??"
Lan He: "..."
A good director, it seems crazy.
Lan He pulled his hair to see if it was true, and there was no way to do it. He said half-truth: "No, just introduced me to the Mage Master, I don’t know why, the Mage Master likes me a lot, I sent him a signed photo."
Fang Xiayun condensed for a long while before saying: "............you don't have to say this earlier."
Lan He: "Ah. After all, I don't believe them too."
Fang Xiayun: "..."
If Fang Xiayun was originally satisfied with Lan He's 80% satisfaction, now he is already very satisfied.
Later, there was an event. The reporter mentioned the online disputes about actors. Fang Xiayun said firmly: Unless Master Jingsheng is resurrected, he believes that there is no more suitable actor in the circle than Lan He!
...
...
Besides, on Lan He's side, a lucky day was chosen, and girl Hu would be brought home.
His cat villas were not placed casually. Where the Fortuna Tower was placed, either the Xian Family had designated it, or it could be repaired in the White Tiger Square, which is on the right outside the gate, or ask someone to count. But no matter what kind, it must be repaired on the pure land, that is, it has not been trampled by others, and it cannot be repaired on the road.
The front yard is all lawns, Lan He chose a place to put the villa against the wall. Song Futan also wrote couplets and posted them on both sides of the doorway of the cat villa.
At the end of the day, Lao Bai also came. He was injured. He said that let's take a look at Girl Hu's move. Of course, everyone actually knows he wants to watch a good show. But Lao Bai will only be shameless, no, everyone is relatives.
As soon as Lao Bai came in, he saw a snake coiling on the tree, his head protruding down, and a plastic sleeve around the circle, just like a horn.
Lao Bai was shocked and looked at the snake: "Oldest... Really wearing a horn?"
Liu Thirteen hissed his letter, "You know fart, this is called Elizabeth circle."
Lao Bai: "...?"
I understand, I think you don’t understand...
This Elizabeth circle is a shame circle because many cats and dogs wear it after sterilization.
"Hang up a little." Lan He is directing Hu 79 to hang the colorful silk on top of the cat villa. This will hang for a month to celebrate the immortal family's stay.
Hu seventy-nine is sour, when they checked in, Lan He taboo status, not so grand. She wanted to live in the White Tiger position, and said that there was a fire escape on the right side of the gate.
Lao Bai floated over: "Right, if you pick up the Xianjia today, you should avoid four eyes on the spot, you know all of them."
Lan He said, "Well?" He looked at Bai Wu: "No, won't he avoid all four eyes?"
This is too unfair to Baimen.
White five: "..."
White five: "...not me, but a pregnant woman."
Lan He was awake now, oh, it was the woman who was pregnant, with four eyes of the child, he thought he mocked the white door.
"No, my door is locked. This yard is my own." Lan He said.
Lao Bai rushed to Song Futan to compare his thumb, and when he opened his mouth, he wanted to have a wave of yin and yang.
Song Futan preemptively said: "How is the daughter-in-law, is it the pan?"
Lao Bai: "..."
Lao Bai sneered: "I sent it to the prefecture long ago, and it was kept in prison. I spent some money to manage it and put her close to the Tibetan Buddhist monk's chanting."
Lan He looked at Laobai in surprise: "I still spent money for her? I thought you..."
Lao Bai had always been particularly indifferent to Shuiyue before. He didn't even want to listen to the stories of the previous life, so he grabbed her and went back.
"We are indeed strangers, and I am not the one she knows. I just sympathize with her, but I can't let her have any illusions, her magical thoughts are deep enough." The face of Lao Bai's dead man actually revealed A trace of hurt.
Lan He almost doubted whether Lao Bai had remembered the events of his previous life before taking care of Shuiyue. After all, Liu Men’s spiritual practice will be influenced by his past life into a love brain.
But Lao Bai's injury was only a matter of a second or two, and he quickly said to Lan He: "I'm too poor to manage, and you'll get some money for me."
Lan He: "........."
Looking at this dead state, I remembered only a little bit, not much conscience.
"Cough cough!" Lan He stepped back weakly, covering her chest, and fell into Song Futan's arms, said painfully, "Sin son."
Lao Bai: "Essence of Play."
Lan He: "You get out."
Lao Bai: "Father!" He stepped forward and rubbed his hands for Lan He. "Stacked ingots are hard, money can be given later."
A moment later, the Lan He piled up incense towers and ingots, incense in the direction of Miaogan Mountain, and a ray of cigarettes reached the altar. Girl Hu came from the fragrance mist, watching the colored silk hanging with satisfaction The wooden cat villa with a couplet attached, and her brand inside, Yingying smiled at Lan He and said, "Respect the family."
Others also said: "Congratulations to Miss Hu."
Big girl Hu waved her hand invitingly, and invited everyone to eat the incense tower that was provided to her, "Come and eat together."
Laobai pulled a cigarette and smiled and said: "Girl Hu is here, can't you move this card order?"
Not bad!
An immortal family must have an order. When a new immortal family arrives, it is necessary to decide where to arrange it to satisfy every immortal family.
Does it follow the depth of the road, or does it rise first?
Girl Hu Hu smiled faintly: "Is it coming first, is there any problem? Furthermore, Hu Huangbailiu, I am Humen's elder, under the maiden, I also have some face, that is Liu Shisan, there must be no objections."
Not to mention that Liu Thirteen doesn't have top cancer anymore, even if he is, he is even an adopted child, and he doesn't even have a card. It is really impossible to argue with them.
The remaining seventy-nine and white five, who may raise objections, can't beat the big girl Hu, and can only be recognized.
Moreover, the two of them were already taking advantage of the situation, and one was taking advantage of the situation while the other was taking advantage of the situation.
Therefore, the card of Miss Hu is undoubtedly placed at the forefront.
Hu Seventy-nine also dragged the White Five, and also served the fruit plate. He actively sold and said: "Big sister, I'm in line with your sister, and the thorn group is also normal. The family's vest is now off, let's keep it and don't let people come in again. Yes."
Girl Hu: "Well..."
"However, now that Miss Hu is under her father's door, we still have a child." Lao Bai said again, he had to do something.
But what is the truth about Miss Hu, who makes Lao Bai look lively, and looks at him with a smile. understand?"
The brain is broken, she is the boss, other people rank first, how to fight, who is the youngest, it's her fart.
Lao Bai: "..."
Lao Bai, Hu Qiujuan, and Bai Wu glanced at each other and estimated, uh, this...
...
Lan He and Song Futan stood aside, clearly seeing the movement of the fairy families in the yard. On the side of Hu Damai, Lao Bai, Hu 79, and Bai Wu gradually passed by, and they gathered together, 呧呧呱呱, nor Know if it's Zhaidou or something.
Liu Shisan didn't even notice it, and was watching TV dramas while enjoying his fragrance on the tree with his trumpet.
After a while, Lao Bai shouted to Liu Xian when passing by the tree: "Lao Wu, do you eat fruit?"
Liu Thirteen: "????????"
Lan He: "..."
...Why are they all bullied by a snake?
Liu Thirteen slipped from the tree at once, chasing Lao Bai and yelling: "Fuck you sick! Play Laozi!!!"
He was just forced to accept that he was the oldest fourth... Why did he not even figure it out and changed it? ? !