Chapter 491: Shit
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All Heaven and Worlds Bookstore System
- Bajie also has love
- 1327 characters
- 2021-02-01 05:08:57
Dragging Li Jing into Nantianmen, Zhang Fei went all the way to the square with the most people.
Along the way, I encountered many patrolling heavenly soldiers. Every time Zhang Fei yelled about what Li Jing wanted to betray, he caught him back.
Of course Li Jing was not willing to be discredited in this way, clamoring for defense, no matter whether he had an idea in his mind, he definitely couldn't admit it.
Seeing that Li Jing was so noisy, Zhang Fei punched poor Li Jing again and stunned.
After a short while, Zhang Fei dragged Li Jing to the square.
"Come on, everyone, come and see, there is big news, big news, I caught a traitor."
Zhang Fei roared, his voice was already loud, and then he expanded his force, not to mention the square, most of the heaven, he heard his roar.
All the curious immortals ran over one by one, wanting to see what was going on.
In the bookstore, Yang Xiao bought melon seeds, mineral water, tore a bag of spicy strips, and took a ham, a very qualified image of a melon-eating crowd.
As the shop owner, in addition to completing various tasks explained by the system and fighting wits and courage with the Three Realms Immortal Buddha, he also has fun, which is to see the daily life of the Immortal Buddha through the water mirror every day.
Under the influence of bookstores, unexpected things happen every day.
For example, now Zhang Fei shaved Li Jing into a bald head and dragged it back to the heavens, saying that Li Jing was a traitor would never happen before.
But now there are bookstores backing up, and Zhang Fei is bolder than the sky. As long as the owner of Yang Xiao is capable, there is no doubt that Zhang Fei can do anything.
"Quickly, quickly, quickly start."
Yang Xiao took a bite of the ham, knocked the seeds, and said excitedly.
As if hearing Yang Xiao's heartfelt voice, Zhang Fei slapped Li Jing again.
"Uh, Zhang Fei, I want you to die!"
Li Jing was furious, except for being forced by the Dragon King of the East Sea when he was not immortal. When did he experience this humiliation again.
No, there was another time, it was the damned Flower Fox Mink, but even with that time, this was the third time he encountered this kind of thing.
The fierce anger ignited Li Jing's reason, and Zhang Yawu claws went straight to Zhang Fei.
"Oh, come back, I'll hit, snap!"
After a slap, Li Jing rolled his eyes and fainted again.
Seeing the lively immortals around, they smashed away.
Someone had already faintly recognized that the bald guy was like Li Jing, King of Tota.
"Wake up, snap!"
After beating Li Jing, Zhang Fei slapped Li Jing again.
From dizziness to soberness, Li Jing's mind was a little confused for a while, and he didn't react for a while.
When he reacted, Li Jing glared at Zhang Fei, intending to scold again.
Zhang Fei smiled sadly, shaking his hands in the air. Thinking of what happened just now, Li Jing got stuck in his throat with fear and did not dare to speak again.
Looking at Li Jing's stumbling look, Yang Xiao laughed in the bookstore and Zhang Fei, you are really a talent, hahaha.
Yang Xiao even suspected that Zhang Fei's slap had left a serious psychological shadow on Li Jing and became Li Jing's nightmare.
"Wonderful, hehe, keep going."
Pulling out a spicy strip, Yang Xiao ate it happily, taking a sip of mineral water by the way.
The spicy strip, which was not very spicy, suddenly became extremely spicy when it was mixed with mineral water.
Yang Xiao, who was overjoyed, grinned and gasped. The so-called happiness breeds sorrow.
"Hissing, spicy, spicy, I ate spicy strips later and I stopped drinking."
Yang Xiao bitterly, drank the water, the spiciness doubled!
"Everyone knows who he is. I believe someone has guessed it. That's right, he is the King of Tota, Li Jing."
Heavenly Court, after seeing Li Jing dare not talk nonsense, Zhang Fei pointed at Li Jing and said loudly.
Hearing that it was Li Jing, everyone in the Heavenly Court was in an uproar.
How did Li Jing, a good Tota Heavenly King, become a big bald head?
"Presumably everyone is curious, why did the king shaved his hair? I must want to know the reason!"
When everyone was in doubt, Zhang Fei smiled.
Hearing this, Li Jing was stunned and hurriedly reached out and touched his head.
With this touch, Li Jing's face changed abruptly, no wonder that something was wrong just now, as if something was missing, it turned out to be hair.
"You, it's you, Zhang Fei, you stunned the king and shaved the king's hair, what do you want to do?"
The angry Li Jing rekindled his anger and glared at Zhang Fei.
Staring at Li Jing with a bad look, Zhang Fei said, "Which one of your eyes saw me shaved, it's not good to squirt with blood."
Seeing Li Jing was about to refute, Zhang Fei smiled and waved his hands in the air.
As soon as Li Jing reached his mouth, he swallowed in shock, in a posture that he dared not speak.
The people watching around were speechless, and many people were secretly refreshed. The fact that Li Tianwang, who has always been accustomed to domineering and blessed, was cleaned up, was really eye-opening.
But at the same time they were curious again. Even if Zhang Fei clashed with Li Jing, he wouldn't shave Li Jing's head. Now many gods have speculated that Zhang Fei might have done the matter.
"This fly is really a talent, the nemesis of people like Li Jing."
Yang Xiao couldn't laugh or cry when he saw this scene.
The wicked have their own wickedness, Li Jing certainly would not have thought that Zhang Fei did not play cards according to common sense at all, and did not take his status as Li Tianwang at all.
"I told everyone that Li Jing's head was actually shaved by himself. This guy wanted to enter Buddhism and betrayed the heavenly court. This inspector happened to hit him, so..."
"Nonsense, nonsense, how could I, Li Jinggui, as the Grand Marshal of the Heavenly Slayer Slayer, be rebellious, Zhang Fei, what is your purpose for slandering this king?"
Zhang Fei opened his mouth to explain Li Jing's bald head, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Jing.
Although he was afraid that Zhang Fei would slap him, Li Jing had to defend himself even if he was afraid of such a life-threatening matter.
After speaking, Li Jing, who was afraid that Zhang Fei would beat him, hurriedly shouted at the immortals: "Venus, Xuannv, you all, must believe me and help stop the traitor Zhang Fei."
"I told everyone that he wanted to betray the heavenly court, throw himself into the arms of Buddhism, and deliberately shaved his head, and wanted to go with him, and perform this one again, and wanted to completely cut off the back of the heavenly king."
While explaining, Li Jing brought out many imaginary things, beat him down and framed Zhang Fei.
An annoyed Zhang Fei rolled up his sleeves and wanted to kill Li Jing.
Taibai Jinxing hurriedly stopped: "Inspector Zhang, don't do it, wait for the old to ask."
After all, Taibai Jinxing turned to Li Jing: "Uranus, you and Zhang Xunzhe are at odds with each other. Everyone can't tell for a while. It's better to say that Zhang Xingzhe will go to Buddhism, so why bother?"
"It's still a question. Of course, he wants to do meritorious service and gain a higher position in Buddhism, so he wants to pull me, Li Jing, the general marshal of the heavens."
Without thinking, Li Jing said without hesitation.
Hearing this, Zhang Fei sneered, staring at Li Jing with disdain.
Suddenly, Zhang Fei sketched out a pattern and asked Li Jing: "What is this?"
"Zhang Fei, what do you mean by painting such a disgusting image?"
Staring at Zhang Fei coldly, Li Jing hummed lightly.
Zhang Fei curled his lips and said: "I don't understand this, I mean, you generals slayer, you are just a pile of shit!"