Chapter 466: : What should I do if I can't eat it? The Birth of the Tiger.

The viewers in front of the TV faced Da Wei ’s strange behavior with an expression of aggression and did not know what happened.
What's in this big cat's head?
Why so strange?
What are these inexplicable actions doing?
But for a zoologist, these moves are too simple.
For example, the real tiger expert, Chief Yuan Ke, just looked up and knew what Dawei was thinking.
"An animal like a tiger, a tigress will be in estrus for less than a week a year, but this is not the case for the male tiger!" Chief Yuan Ke stroked Dawei's head lovingly and said, "The male tiger thinks all year round. It's poppy, it's a beast. "
With a loving expression on his face, Mr. Ke touched Dawei to say such words, which was almost creepy.
"In this way, Dawei's movements were easy to understand just now." Captain Ke Yuan grasped Dawei's round meat and ears with two hands, and gently dragged and held it, so Dawei made a comfortable grunt. Grunting voice, loving kindness: "Male creatures in nature, judging the world is often very simple. There are only two things in the binary world, which can be eaten and can be snapped ..."
"Wait, wait!" Ke Meng hurried his dad to speak slowly, "I write it down."
"What do you remember about this?" Chief Ke wondered, "Before you taught you biology and you didn't learn it, didn't you take notes in class?"
"It's up to you!" Ke Meng opened his social network directly.
Nowadays, when people look at things, they especially like to talk and talk while watching.
The barrage that swept the world, for example, is the product of this preference.
Unfortunately, Gao Neng rushed forward to this program, which was broadcast live on TV. I am afraid that it cannot be played directly on TV.
Fortunately, there are huge barrage of various social networks in this world.
Since the latest episode of Gao Energy's forward rush, the entire social network has begun a variety of intensive utterances, and related topics have been instantly ranked first.
Ke Meng recently posted photos of Dawei ’s private house on social networks every day. Recently, fans have skyrocketed and he has obtained the certification of His Highness Dawei ’s breeder Ke Meng.
Seeing this certification, Mr. Ke almost rolled his eyes to the sky.
But Ke Mengle is not tired, young people now like to be noticed most.
Today, she is also invited to comment on the social network by the topic manager.
For this reason, Ke Meng did her homework in advance, and she also had her own father as a soldier.
Before, Ke Meng just posted a little science that was not nutritious. At this time, he began to copy the words of his father.
"The judging mechanism of male animals is very binary. There are only two things in this world, which can be eaten and can be snapped ..."
"Dawei's action is actually very simple. At first, he waved his paw, which means the obvious."
"The tiger's forelegs are very powerful weapons. In fact, they are not weaker than the bear's paw. Look at Dawei's forelimb muscles." At this time, Ke Meng also took a close-up photo of Dawei lying there. Under the fur, Dawei's forelimbs were muscular like muscular men.
"It waved its claws first, and the meaning was obvious, that is, try to eat it."
"In nature, tigers exist at the top of the food chain. Felines are the perfect hunters of evolution. Tigers are the largest, strongest, and most powerful individuals. After the extinction of dinosaurs, before humans appeared, on land There is hardly anything that can threaten the existence of tigers. Human beings only rely on many people. They really meet tigers with bare hands and fists, and three or five ... sixty or seventy people are probably not opponents. "
Originally, Chief Ke said three or five humans, but Ke dreamed that with the current otaku fighting power, about thirty or fifty are not opponents. This is probably the worst time that the tiger has been hacked this year.
"So for the tiger, in this world, everything that can be eaten can be eaten, and the rest is just a matter of good or bad. When encountering a guy who is blocking the road, he will go down and just leave a trace. It means ... this thing can't be dried, so it can't be eaten. The judgment mechanism of the tiger is so simple. "
After all, Ke Meng is a single girl, her hand speed is extremely fast, she made a manicured hand on the mobile phone, a series of words hit, without even blinking her eyes.
"This can explain why Dawei had to wave his paw first, but this is only the first step for the tiger to judge."
"In the face of something that cannot be eaten, the head of a young and healthy male male tiger will carry out the second plan, that is ... can this thing crack?"
Then there was the scene of the so-called "ass unlock".
This young and healthy male male tiger normally tried very hard to crack the door.
Do not laugh!
After all, this is a young and healthy male creature!
There is nothing in the world!
On TV, Dawei still tried to crack the door very seriously.
If you do n’t know the truth, you may still find this process funny.
But those who knew the truth immediately felt uncomfortable.
They even wanted to call and report: "Crack, what about the demon spirit? Someone live on the TV! The uncle of the police caught them!"
Below Ke Meng's commentary, there were various utterances in an instant.
"No wonder, that's what happened!"
"Stop talking about tigers, so is my boyfriend! There are only two thoughts in my head! Except for eating, it's popping!"
"Ke Da, are all male creatures like this? Not just tigers?"
"Is Poppy really so good? Why is this thing in my brain?"
"Slam the door, Dawei is really a genius!"
"Wait, if we were with the tiger, wouldn't the tiger's head think about eating us or popping us ..."
"I think this is normal. When we walk on the street, when we see handsome guys and beautiful girls, we also want to papap ..."
Everyone's discussion was taken aback.
"The biggest difference between humans and tigers is that when they can't eat or pop, humans will look for new solutions ..."
"What about tigers?"
"Tigers will probably try other ways to eat or pop."
Sure enough, as Ke Meng said, Dawei on TV started to try other ways.
The cat ’s body is very flexible. On TV, Dawei seems to unlock eighteen poses. People who do n’t know, thought Dawei was trying to unlock it in various ways, and still cheering for Dawei, know The truth-seekers are really red-faced and can't wait to change channels immediately.
Mr. Ke also watched the TV and said with emotion: "The biggest difference between humans and other animals is that they have found another way to come to this world ..."
Appetite evolved into greed; poppy evolved into power.
Therefore, modern people still think of ways to eat anything that can be eaten, or that can be popped to anything that can be popped ...
Looking at the world from this perspective, this is really a boring world.
Both myself and the world are constantly slapped by others, everywhere is filthy, nowhere to stand.
From this perspective, this chapter is also Huang Feng, and it is irrational not to be reported.
"But it is also because humans are beginning to find another way that humans are beginning to become humans ..." Director Ke Ke said, "It is a pity that tigers are not humans after all ..."
In fact, Mr. Ke did not watch the video recording of TV at the beginning, so he did not know what happened next.
But after saying this, Chief Ke froze.
On TV, I tried various poses to eat or pop, and finally stopped.
It crouched back to the door again, crooked its head, and stared at the gate of Jiugongge in front of it.
On the door, many traces have been caught by it.
Unfortunately, the door is still solid and stable.
At this time, he extended another paw and poked the door slightly.
"Click" and another slider moved under his claws.
This process is like he tried many times before. Everyone is staring. Is this big guy able to think about anything?
I have to say that Dawei is really knowledgeable and not like a tiger.
The audience here did not know that as the real winner of Tiger Health, Dawei is one of the few tigers who have obtained the right to mate. Under the acceleration of time, he has beautiful tigers that can be smashed 24 hours a day. , Zi Zi has hundreds of ...
In contrast, many poor magicians in front of TV should hold a stone to jump into the river.
And Dawei didn't get this kind of power for nothing, because he was one of the smartest tigers, and his intelligence was obviously far better than his kind.
And at this time, the headmaster Ke felt that something terrifying had happened.
"Click." Dawei flipped the slider again.
"Ka-chan ... Ka-chan ..." What Dawei found, the strong claws, for the first time, did not reach out to scratch the opponent.
Its big, fluffy palm, gently flicking the slider on the door.
Then it suddenly lifted both claws, waving at the door.
"Ka-K-K-K-K-K ..." A crisp voice sounded, and the slider kept sliding back and forth.
Dawei stopped from time to time, crooked his head and looked at the door in front of him.
After studying artificial intelligence, humans have discovered that artificial intelligence can do better than human beings if they work hard. Such as chess, such as calculation, statistics, finding things related, looking for rules, and so on.
What humans can do easily, such as walking on two feet, such as recognizing images, artificial intelligence is far worse than humans.
This also means that, in fact, the greatest part of the animal brain is not the various "advanced thinking" that human beings admire. In these "advanced thinking", humans are still superficial.
It also means that ... tigers are actually not as human as they think ~ EbookFREE.me ~ much stupid than humans.
So when did humans change from apes to humans?
Is it the first time to walk upright, or is it the first time to think about "11", or has it evolved into a moment when the upper limbs are short and the lower limbs are longer?
no one knows.
But when the last slider was aligned to a certain position, the door clicked and opened slowly.
Ke Yuan's hand gently rubbing Dawei's ears suddenly stopped.
He suddenly realized something extra terrifying.
This big guy is no different from other tigers.
From this moment, it is no longer a tiger.
He ... is a tiger.
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