Chapter 468: : Hi Dapu Ben, the birth of Wang Xingren! (Happy New Year to everyone)

In the eastern courtyard of the manor house, in the domestication room, a few young people sat on chairs, such as sitting on a felt and scratching their cheeks.
And next to it, several second-hand goods were lying on the carpet next to them, straightened up, and stared with wide eyes.
The domestication room has been expanded for a long time. It has a playground, a lawn, and a house. From a distance, it looks like a school.
The young man and the second man are sitting in a classroom, in front of them, with a blackboard. On the blackboard are written a few simple two-variable linear equations.
"X + y = 17, x-8 = 1, then what is the value of x and y?" Standing in front of the TV is Xiao Wang of Xuzuo University, who is tapping on the blackboard.
I heard that Gao Crab went to Xuyong University again to find a teacher. As Gao Crab's first teacher, Xiao Wang volunteered immediately.
No way, the house was bought, but there is no money for decoration! After working for a day or a year, I immediately have money for decoration!
However, he did not expect that this turned out to be a long-term job, and it was not done in one day, as he thought.
Fortunately, wages are high, and occasionally, time is accelerated. In general, the efficiency of making money is still much higher than in schools.
Of course, when he came to teach on the first day, Xiao Wang was almost beaten by these former punks. After all, these people hated the teacher most.
So the next day, Gao Crab sent a few fakes to maintain order.
"How to calculate this simple formula? First look for an equation with only one element, x-8 = 1, that means x = 8 + 1, right? What is 8 + 1?"
In front of the blackboard, a few unskilled baffles were blinded, dizzy.
Of course, they are equal to 8 + 1, but they are already halo by this equation.
Why is it so easy to solve the problem that we have to go around like this?
They don't understand.
Xiao Wang suddenly felt a headache.
Threatening: "If you don't study well like this, I will go to Brother Crab!"
A few people were in tears, and it turned out that the laziness they had stolen was all water in their heads. Who could have thought that they had been out of society for so many years, and they had to go back to school?
A few people quickly made a look of careful listening, in fact, their heads were full of paste.
"So, what exactly is 8 + 1?"
"Can't you go around like this! I don't understand this personally!" I couldn't help voicing.
Why, why is there such an anti-human thing!
If Lao Tzu can learn such annoying and tiring things, why would he go to society!
My brother-in-law is not a lot of people. If you let me learn, I will just move the bricks!
I'll take the bricks for you, believe it or not! Uncle's hand went to touch the bench subconsciously.
"Wang! Hey!" Next, Da Hu glared in disdain for a few moments, and called out loud.
A few poor bastards, shivered by the tiger's abuse these two days. When he heard the tiger's cry, he was frightened, and he was afraid of being "faced by little hands." Learn, you wait, let's slowly, don't go too fast! "
Xiao Wang is crying, are you calling fast?
I'm holding Brother Crab's high salary and teaching kid-level math, how fast do you think?
"It's really too fast ..." I was so grieved.
Before Xiao Wang said, Da Hu cried again: "Wang! Hey! Wang Wang! Come on!"
After screaming, Big Tiger glanced at them dismissively.
"Don't call it big, go to school here ..." Xiao Wang waved his hand, and Da Hu lay down a little unhappy, humming on the ground, making a grunt of grievance.
"Well, wait ..." Xiao Wang suddenly felt wrong, and he pointed to the blackboard: "Big tiger, are you talking about this?"
"Wang!"
"What about this?"
"Wang, slip! Wang Wang! Hiss!"
"Ha ha ha ha, this dog is actually doing the problem!" Beside, he laughed so much that tears were coming out, this dog is actually doing the problem?
Laughing and laughing, Su suddenly found that Xiao Wang did not laugh.
Wait ... did this dog do it right?
Don't talk about them, Xiao Wang is almost frightened. He opened his mouth wide, only half a while before he reacted, tested again, then turned and ran, screaming while running: "Crab brother, crab brother, not good No ... great! Great! "
More than ten minutes later, Zhuang Buyuan and Gao Crax stared at each other, watching Da Hu use his own "little hands" to write on the blackboard.
There are more and more people nearby, and the manor is very rare, but this time it is so strange that the dog will write!
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 ..."
"study hard, improve every day."
"I haven't taught them! Where did they learn this?" Gao Crazy wondered.
"Probably where I have seen these words before, so learn it." Zhuang not far is also shining with his eyes. It turned out that these two goods have opened their minds and helped him complete his achievements!
Happiness, Happiness!
Although Zhuang not far saw countless new races, it was really wonderful to create a race with advanced intelligence in person.
The most powerful person in this world is at best creating a child, but he has created an entire race!
He couldn't wait to urge: "Hurry up, what else will you write? Then write!"
Encouraged, Da Hu started writing again.
"Double-click on 666 ..."
"I'll buy you an orange."
"Student Duxiu, please sit down ..."
"I'm drunk alone ..."
Everyone smiled, this must have been learned from a mobile phone.
"Thanks the boss for the red envelope!"
"The owner is shameless!"
"The owner is here and run!"
"The owner, you have today ..."
Wait, it seems that there are some inexplicable sentences mixed in?
"Okay, big tiger, obediently." Gao Crab stepped forward and took the chalk in the big tiger's hand casually, and smiled slightly: "The word you wrote is too ugly, let me wipe it for you ..."
Zhuang not far away also smiled slightly, and in the room, hand shadows flew in the room.
The long-lost invincible palm reappears.
After a while, Big Tiger ran to Gao Crab, wondering.
Dad, why are you lying on the ground with your hips? Is this posture comfortable?
Zhuang not far reached out and stroked Da Hu's head, and said, "Good, Da Hu deserves praise!"
Then he took a bone from his backpack and gave it to him.
Big tiger grinned ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Hatching his tongue, Hachihachi panted, totally unaware of where he got the award.
But the owner said that, it must be true! Big tiger is great!
and many more……
After all, now it ’s time to open up your mind. Big Tiger ran to Gao Crab again and looked at his dad wonderingly: Dad, what did I do wrong?
"Big tiger didn't do anything wrong, we did it wrong ..." Gao Crab glanced at Zhuang not far and sighed.
We all say that parents are the best teachers for their children. We neglected their education. We deserve to be beaten ...
Zhuang not far away, Gao Crab got up from the ground, looked at the excited tiger, and looked at a few people next to him, helplessly sighed and shook his head.
The big tiger stretched out his small hands and waved them, his expression of disdain overflowing with words.
"We seem to be ... despised by a dog." A few people burst into tears. Reading Network