Chapter 740: :Oh shit!
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Almighty Manor
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- 2021-03-01 01:30:38
The major news channels in Lanxi were screened by a live video.
The scene where Dad Zhuang turned into a rescuer and blasted the two hammermen ’s coolies was played over and over again. The picture actually came from the camera of the soldiers. The picture quality is not clear, but he can still see what happened. .
Of course, the topics of the news are different, and some are: "Superheroes appear! Winemakers from the East stop terrorists!"
Some are: "Are they terrorists or superheroes? Violent riots in the wine estate, the scene is a mess, mysterious Oriental men are difficult to distinguish between good and evil ..."
Some of them are: "April Fools Day collective carnival? Or do aliens invade Earth? Does Wineman market for merchants?"
There is also: "What black technology is this? Plant armor covers the whole body, terrorist equipment is amazing!"
The same thing, according to different camps, is naturally interpreted into different looks.
However, Lanxi Prefecture is not a particularly friendly place in the state. Most television stations are maliciously slandering and vilifying Zhuang Dad. Many TV stations are deliberately guiding the soldiers' words to incite dissatisfaction with Zhuang Dad.
A reporter interviewed the wounded soldier: "It is said that the terrorist attack was caused by terrorists from the state?"
"No, it was the brewers from the state who saved us."
"If he doesn't show up, the scene won't be destroyed like this, right."
"No, if Brewers don't show up, we're all dead! You guys are dead too!"
"Do you mean that our elite troops in Lanxi can't deal with enemies? The guy wearing a cos costume can kill him?"
"That's no ordinary enemy, that guy is not easy!"
"It's also possible that the so-called brewman and the terrorists colluded, right?"
"No, thanks to Wineman, it was Wineman who saved my life."
"I think your consciousness has been blurred, and what you say now has lost its sanity."
"Have you seen my companions? They are so miserable, my arms, my legs, my knees, my tintin, all were saved by the brewer, thanks to the brewer!"
"That is to say, if the brewman comes out early, your companion will not die? Strongly condemn the brewman!"
Distorted by such a meal, the soldier finally couldn't help but lay down on the stretcher and began to scold: "Filsd \ 'inceste! Boistonjus!"
The reporter calmly said to the camera: "The wounded issued an angry condemnation of the so-called brewman, let us jointly condemn the terrorist from the East ..."
Behind him, the soldier rushed down from the stretcher, trying to kill him, but was pulled away.
This farce is actually happening all the time.
Many people say that Lanxi is a romantic country, and Lipa, the capital of Lanxi, is a romantic capital.
In fact, the streets are full of shit, filled with urinary smell, pedestrians rushing to the red light, rogue drunks everywhere, robbed black brothers and rude homeless people.
It is said that there is a survey that lets people fill in which state you like most and hate most. The place you like is so strange, but 40% of people hate it most.
Every place has advantages or disadvantages, but it can make the public so annoying. There must be reasons for being annoying in this state, and now Mr. Zhuang probably understands.
Father Chuang watched everything in front of him with cold eyes.
Chuang Da was a sincere person. At first, he was a bit ashamed of handing a bill directly to the officials.
Although this kind of thing is not about raising hands, how can it be used to make money?
But now, he feels that he should be more points, even a little regretful that he just shot.
It seems that not everyone in this world is worth saving.
The Lanxi state official stood beside him and said a few words. Although he didn't understand, his voice and attitude gradually grew arrogant, waving the bill in his hand, shaking his head continuously, and saying a few more words. What, handed the bill in the hand to someone behind him.
Then the two policemen came over and clicked, putting handcuffs on Zhuang's father.
"What are you doing! This is the superhero who saved you! He is not a crime!"
"We are all winemakers, you guys, I want my lawyer to sue you!"
"Damn, stay away from me, get away from me! Don't touch me, I'm a guest of your Ministry of Commerce!"
"Shit! These Lanxi people, give you foie gras when you use them, and feed you when you don't need them! Shit! Shit!"
Despite the beard struggling desperately, he was handcuffed, then pushed by the police. He was next to a police car and tucked into the back seat of the police car.
Next to it, countless reporters from Lanzhou Prefecture filmed this scene frantically. I am afraid that there will be news that "terrorists from the state were taken away by the police" on various TV stations that are broadcasting live.
"Zhuang, these people are too much! I'm going to sue them!" The beard growled angrily.
"Don't worry, nothing will happen." Zhuang Dad said.
"Are we going to escape in a while? Are we anti-heroes?" The bearded eyes lit up immediately.
During this riot, no one noticed that something was creeping in the ruins of the previously collapsed warehouse.
Then a bang, a few oak barrels rolled away from the ruins, and under the oak barrels, a dizzy, dangling figure emerged from the warehouse.
"Oh, ooh!" The figure found a mess around and made an angry roar, grabbed an oak barrel next to it and threw it out.
"Boom", a news car was hit by an oak barrel and almost rolled over.
The loud noise caught everyone's attention, and everyone turned to look.
The figure staggered out of the ruins and roared at the crowd.
"There is still!" The beard stunned, and then suddenly laughed: "I know, this guy is drunk, he has been lying in the ruins just now! I just woke up now!"
At first, the reporters were still desperately shooting, and some people still unknowingly leaned on the drunk hammer man Coolie.
The hammer man went down with a hammer, his brain suddenly cracked, and his body flew out dozens of meters away.
At this time ~ EbookFREE.me ~ other reporters, and others present, then realized what was happening.
"And terrorists!"
"Oh my God, help!"
"Where is the police?"
"Help, run away!"
The official also called out, "Soldier, protect us! Soldier!"
The soldiers had suffered heavy losses, and everyone could hardly move with injuries. At this time, the middle-aged commander rescued by Zhuang had his head stabbed: "We have been treated unfairly, we are on strike!"
Seeing that the soldiers were unreliable, the official went to the police next to him. The policemen ran faster, and even the police cars were not required. Now they are almost out of the area.
It is said that I can't run a tiger, but I can run past you.
"Police, police ... reporters, reporters ... everyone, everyone ... oh, Merde!"