Chapter 1: : Salted Fish Chinese

"The manuscript fee is not enough to eat the soil. I haven't sent it on this day.
The night was deep and quiet. In the city of Shangdu, in a single room on the outskirts of the city, Ye Hua sat in front of the computer and opened the backstage of the mother writer.
Then upload the latest chapter.
Today's update task is finally completed. Ye Hua sits in front of the computer with a ruthless look. The whole person seems to be hollowed out, and his whole body is dull.
I clicked on the subscription background and looked at it. I saw the bleak hundreds of subscription data. If time can go backwards, we must go back to the moment when the writing sprung up and slap ourselves at the time.
I'm so hungry ~~ I knew I wouldn't write a novel ...
I glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the display screen, and it was already two o'clock in the morning. Ye Hua was about to shut down the computer and break his sleep, but couldn't help but open the book to see what the book review chapter said.
"Spicy chicken author, this two more beast!"
"There is a trick in your hands to kill the dogs in the world !!"
"Another short chapter!"
"In the past, Ni Ni was so diligent, she kept her liver a hundred, she was seven or eight more at every turn, and now she has become a second beast or even a terrible one ... Ni Ni, you have changed, it is no longer a hot sauce in my mind."
"If you do n’t have ten, you wo n’t ask for a ticket. Did you see the ticket in your hand? I voted for someone else, and I asked you to be angry ..."
"The amount of water that can be squeezed out by the recently updated content is comparable to the amount of water produced by the author's body ..."
Xie Yehua's heart is very strong, but when she saw the last comment, almost no old blood spewed out.
Now these readers are really irritating, even if they do n’t subscribe or vote, they do n’t even click on Tm, let alone collect, you know that Tm is going to be more popular, women are going to be, Tm is going to be, how do you write the book Tm? Don't write it, Ma Ni's character, annoying!
I will never look at the book review area again.
Huh ~~ Really sweet ~~
Ye Hua did this every time after reading the book review area. He said not to open the book review area on the next day, but he hoped that readers would post new comments, and then every time he was read by the reader. Comments off the page.
I'm so angry!
Huh ah ah ah ah ... !! !!
I'm going to bed. Dog life matters.
For a while, the salty fish with tight chest was suffocated into the bed, and lay on the bed like a mud on the beach.
Tong Mingming was trapped as a dog while sitting in front of the computer.
It's uncomfortable!
Xie Yehua got up from the bed again. Anyway, she couldn't sleep for another chapter, and then came to the computer and just opened the world to prepare for a wave. After writing a few words, she was trapped as a weak dog and trapped.
Ta Ma!
叫 What is it called ...
Ye Hua collapsed on the chair, staring at the ceiling and said, "Well ... if I can be like the pig's feet written in my book, I will look handsome, and it will be more gold, and a super big coffee. At the pinnacle of life, all kinds of men and women from all over the world sat together to brag, and also gave paper to Zhongmei, Nazi was big, buttocks, and all of them. It ’s not too Nais, riding a horse is the beauty of life. As miserable as it is now, I was almost tempted by a reader to embark on the road of women's ladies ... "
For a while, all kinds of thoughts, YY fantasize in my mind, but always want to return to reality.
In reality, it is a poor house. It is impossible to work part-time. In this life, it is impossible to work.
Ye Hua is very distressed, the business is very prosperous, and you can see the beauty of this cosmopolitan city through the window. The house over there is bigger, more beautiful, and more comfortable than the broken single room in the suburbs, but there is no money. I ca n’t afford to buy a house or a car in my life. The country has encouraged second-born children for many years. I do n’t know what my wife ’s name is or what she looks like. I still have a second child ... It ’s almost the same as a second child ...
唉 ~~~
Ye Yehua sighed for a long time. It is so tiring to be alive, so boring, why not cast a second child? You may be lucky to have a rich second generation in your next life.
At this moment, an awkward voice suddenly sounded in my mind.
"Do you long for golden thighs?"
"No, I long for big legs!" Ye Hua thought without thinking.
怕 "I'm afraid it's not a salty fish that is not intelligent? With my golden thigh and my golden thigh, it is easy to reach the peak of life. You have everything you want."
"It makes sense, then ... I long for golden thighs!" Ye Hua gently stroked his chin and replied with a little thought.
and many more…
Qi Yehua "biu" sits up in a flat bed.
The situation just now is a bit wrong, the sound of suffocating ...
I turned on the desk lamp and looked around the room suspiciously. Ye Hua shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands. He looked at the time and was startled. Most of the time, he stayed up late for too long and showed signs of hallucinations. Hurry up and go to bed in case of sudden death. Going to cast a second child.
"Dogs matter. Dogs matter."
When Ye Hua turned off the lights again, the night fell, and he lay on his back in bed, suddenly a beam of light shot straight down from the ceiling. In the middle of Ye Hua's eyebrows, a vast amount of information was poured into his brain, and he felt that his brain was almost ready. Exploded.
一切 When everything returned to peace, Ye Huabei turned on the lights and looked at the ceiling.
"Jin Ye? I was selected by the legendary gold thigh?"
After a while ...
"Haha, my brother is also a natural candidate. With gold thighs, I have to code a P. What's the difference with salted fish? Update? There doesn't exist, eunuch. Brother wants to punch the pony and kick the horse. You have to kill him temporarily, set a small goal temporarily, for example, start a technology company with a market value of US $ 500 billion, uh no, this ca n’t be a small goal, you ca n’t be so crazy with a golden thigh, medium goal ... "
After Ye Yehua returned to God, the second and second silly joy was overwhelming. Knowledge was a good thing, and it was all there, all-powerful.
How wonderful!
After the excitement, Ye Hua gradually calmed down, and immediately began to figure out how to use knowledge to change his destiny, and embarked on the peak of life. This is a real mental explosion in the middle of the night, which is more refreshing than drinking a dozen Red Bulls.
With a deliberate calculation, she fell asleep without knowing it.
一 On waking up the next day, the first thing Ye Huagan did was to log in to the background of the author of the starting point network, and then typed out two words: in this book!
When I typed these four words, I felt particularly domineering, and I had a sense of unreasonable and strong, which was very cool.
Ye Hua pouted slightly.
I will never have to endure these wicked readers to remind me every day. UU reading www.uukanshu.com every day knows that reminders are more reminders, just like reminders, annoying.
What's even worse is that there are still some old irons who use Mengzhu to seduce brother and women's clothing, but they haven't survived. Fortunately, they have survived. Otherwise, brother will become a giant of the next generation. Is this black history turned out?
Humph!
When Xun was about to click upload, Ye Hua held his chin a little thought, and deleted it again.
I'll finish it. Anyway, it's already written in the middle and late stages. Right is a hobby.
Yeah, Ye Hua's inadvertent move was later a large group of domestic and foreign teams went to a serious and dedicated analysis and research of a web article written by his blind Jiba.
"Why is there only one change today?"
"God, you have changed completely."
"The author of salty fish, a beast of all evil, no dream."
"I want to give the author Jun a box of home-grown fruits, and I put the blade inside, so give me an address."
"A breathtaking operation."
Ye Hua couldn't help looking at these comments and hesitated for a while, "Hahahahaha, I'm okay, I can't help but just like a change, hahahahaha, right? La la; ha ha ha ha ha pi but me, I want to send the blade but I will not give the address, la la la la la la la la la la la. "
After closing the page, I closed the webpage, and once again thought that I still have no room, no car, no girlfriend, and a new age of three young people. .
Stretched out easily in front of the computer, calm down and start thinking about the brand new life plan in the future.
Uh ...
(Ps: new book 吔, dare to hide a collection ...)