Chapter 125

: Conversations
Translator: 
Sparrow Translations 
 Editor: 
Sparrow Translations

I guess so…
Zhao Yao hesitated for a bit before replying.
Her eyes widened in excitement. Shi Yu pointed at her eyes and requested,
In that case, can I have luscious lips that look like Angela Baby? I would also like to have inner double eyelids and a slimmer face please!

Zhao Yao sighed and responded,
They are all fake and they’ll be all gone once you leave the cafe. Besides, you already look pretty enough.


Come on, everything’s fake! Make-up, photo filters, you name it!
Xiao Shi Yu exclaimed.
There’s no limit to beauty. Help me out!

Zhao Yao simply laughed and quickly dragged Baiquan and the supercats out of the cafe.
They got on the Panamera with Baiquan on the driver seat. Baiquan hesitated to ask Zhao Yao a question but did so anyway.
Boss, you really aren’t going to help Xiao Shi Yu? She may look even prettier and attract more guys into our cat cafe!

Zhao Yao replied,
You still have a crush on Xiao Shi Yu?

Baiquan immediately lowered his head as his cheek turned red and answered,
Not really…


Look at yourself. You obviously don’t understand women.
Zhao Yao spoke in a know-it-all tone and acted like a person who had a lot of experience with women. He continued,
Women always find ways to make themselves look prettier. There’s no limit in the pursuit of beauty. They can even spend a couple of hours dolling up their character in video games. If I agree to help her, who knows how long I’ll spend to satisfy her looks? I might even spend an entire night trying to satisfy her and still not meet her standards. I just want to go home, play computer games and sleep.

Baiquan nodded in reply but felt that there was something wrong with what Zhao Yao said.
As soon as they got home, Baiquan prepared dinner and did all the housework afterward. Meanwhile, the four cats were busy doing their own things and Zhao Yao was just lying on the sofa as he waited for dinner to be ready.

Dinner is ready.

Immediately, the three cats, Matcha, Elizabeth and Dust Ball, rushed towards Baiquan at the speed of light and gobbled down their food swiftly.
As the three cats indulged in their scrumptious food, Roly Poly slowly picked himself up and strolled towards his bowl of food. Until today, he still hadn’t got used to the food.
Once Roly Poly began to dig in, Zhao Yao laid down on his sofa and planned to spend some time playing games and surfing the net.
He opened the WeChat app and browsed through the friends’ groups. As usual, the chat groups were filled with casual conversations with some of them talking about how their day went and others sharing their vacation photos.
Suddenly, he saw a personal message left by his mother and raised an eyebrow.
Zhao Yao recalled taking a picture of himself driving his Panamera.
Dancing Queen: My son, I heard from our neighbor Xiao Li that you’re really rich now? Is that true? He told me that you earn tens of millions a year! I assume you are not doing anything illegal right? This car is expensive, isn’t it? Don’t go about spending all your money now that you have it! When are you coming back?
Zhao Yao knew his mother’s personality best. Beads of sweat began to drip down his forehead.

This punk Xiao Li… I was just talking about it casually and he actually spread the news everywhere.
Zhao Yao sneered. Ever since he got himself involved with supercats, his life underwent a complete change and he was busy all the time. He didn’t have the chance to tell his parents about it.

Yeah, once I get my experience points and settle everything by the end of the month, I think it’s time to visit my parents. Before that, I’ll have to deal with Ho Hao Cang too…

Zhao Yao quickly browsed through the remaining of the friends’ group and went on to check on the supercats’ chat group for the latest updates.
Coincidentally, an ID named ‘Glowing Catgirl’ was typing a message.

I have a friend whose power is illumination. Anyone knows how you can earn money from the power of illumination?


Hahahaha. Illumination?
Leopard Head mocked.
Isn’t that a useless power? Whose silly power is that?

Meow Gibson asked,
How bright? How long can it last? Where is the light emitted from?

Glowing Catgirl: Its entire body can glow. The brightness is close to a normal light bulb’s brightness.
Leopard Head: Hahahaha! Doesn’t that mean that he’s just a big light bulb? Your friend’s really unlucky.
Just then, Godly God suddenly sent a message.

Alert! 15 foods that you can never eat with cat food!

Godly God: Take a look at this guys! Don’t fall for this! The Dragon Li who lives beside my house has been mixing coke with cat food. Now she’s peeing blood.
Meow Gibson: @everyone please take a look at this. This is important info.
Meow Gibson: How old is the Dragon Li?
Godly God: About 3 years old. Its kitten is only a month old. What a disaster…
No.1 Dried Fish Fan: Nowadays, there are many problems associated with cat food. I think it’s best to stick to fresh meat.
Godly God: But not every cat can eat meat. When it comes to cat food, pick brands like Now, Go!, FROMM, and orjien. They taste pretty good to me.
Omnipresent: Have you guys heard of it? A cruise ship just exploded off the coast of Jiangmen Sea. Some say that foreign apostles and supercats have arrived.
Omnipresent’s message attracted Zhao Yao’s attention. However, most of the cats in the group didn’t seem to care about it at all and continued their discussion on cat food.
No.1 Dried Fish Fan: Bone-in meat is the best! They provide all-rounded nutrition for us.
Godly God: That may be true but they may contain parasites as well. Undercooked meat products could also possibly lead to complications. Cat food is engineered to cater to our nutritional needs and it’s the safest to eat!
No.1 Dried Fish Fan: We can use ultra-low temperature technology to kill bacteria!
Godly God: And what about transportation? It’s not feasible at all! And like I said, cat food can provide the nutrients which fresh meat provides as well.
No.1 Dried Fish Fan: You don’t even know what kind of meat cat food is made of! They are all made of bad quality meat, completely unsafe!
Meow Gibson, Omnipresent and Leopard Head continued to join in the debate over cat food.
Zhao Yao read on for a while more and went to do his own things soon after.
He sat on the chair, turned on his laptop and smiled to himself.
Time for some Chicken Dinner.

PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds had been getting more and more popular recently with an increasing player base. Nowadays, even gaming streaming websites were competing to stream PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds online.
Every day, Zhao Yao would play at least two games of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds in an attempt to obtain Chicken Dinner. But just as he was about to run the game, Matcha appeared out of nowhere on his lap like a spirit.
Matcha pitifully begged,
Zhao Yao, can I have a shot at Chicken Dinner, please?


No, go get yourself a computer if you wanna play.


Pfft, what a sshole.
Matcha thought to himself but continued to stay on Zhao Yao’s lap to watch him play the game despite being rejected. As Zhao Yao landed the parachute and killed someone with a headshot punch immediately without even picking up a weapon, Matcha exclaimed,
666!

Meanwhile, Elizabeth opened her drama application and continued to watch
Autumn in my Heart
.
Yesterday night, Elizabeth bawled her eyes out as she finished watching
1 Liter of Tears
. She decided to watch
Autumn in my Heart
to lighten up her mood after a tragic drama series.
Before she began her drama watching spree, she couldn’t help but ask Zhao Yao,
Zhao Yao, is
Autumn in my Heart
a tragic show? Will it be as sad as
1 Liter of Tears
?


It’s a romantic-comedy show.
Zhao Yao responded.
There’s a big reunion at the end of the drama. The bad guys are all dead and both the male and female leads live happily ever after.


For real?


Yeah, watch and you’ll know!

Spirit cat drifted behind Elizabeth and watched
Autumn in my Heart
together with Elizabeth. However, he seemed to doubt what Zhao Yao just said as he stared at the phone display.
Why do I feel like this Zhao Yao isn’t trustable?


I shall see if
Autumn in my Heart
is as he described.

The next morning, Zhao Yao was awoken by a bone-chilling scream.
He rubbed his eyes as he walked out of his bedroom and saw Elizabeth shrieking in horror in front of a mirror.
Elizabeth suddenly lost all her thick fur and was left with an empty patch on her head.
Basically, Elizabeth was bald…
She screamed at the top of her lungs,
Who did this?!

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