Chapter 38: Uncle, you are responsible.
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Apocalypse Cockroach
- 偉岸蟑螂
- 1405 characters
- 2021-02-25 03:24:22
Zhang Xiaoqiang slept and suddenly felt that something was licking his nose. I want to sneeze and can't get out. When I open my eyes, I see a pair of big eyes like a crescent moon. The big eyes flickered and flashed, and a healthy and fresh breath came from the mouth of the big eyes to the cheeks, bringing a warmth in the early spring season.
"Uncle, you are so funny! Do you have a bed and do not sleep and sit on the ground to sleep?" Yang Keer smiled and looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was sitting on the ground and still had some unclear status.
"You, you, when did you wake up?" Zhang Xiaoqiang woke up and stammered and asked Yang Keer.
"Just awake! I slept really well yesterday! Right, oh, why are you sitting on the floor sleeping? Uncle on the ground!" Yang Keer asked casually.
"Oh, this, that, cough! It's such a thing. Yesterday, I used to sleep in bed, and when I slept halfway, I rolled to the ground, um! That's it!" Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to tell Yang Keer that she almost changed yesterday. Zombies, they are sloppy.
Yang Keer looked at the neat bedding that was five meters away from Zhang Xiaoqiang, and looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang who was still sitting on the ground.
"Cut! Uncle, you are my little white? Do you think I will believe that you have been rolling from such a far away place, roll here and sit up and sleep?" Yang Keer said to Zhang Xiaoqiang with disdain, face one I am very savvy.
"Forget it! Don't say that it's useless, tell me if you think peace is different?" Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at Yang Keer's little face and said nervously!
"Different?" Yang Keer scratched his head and thought about it. Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at her carefully and did not let go of every detail.
Do you feel hungry and hungry, can you eat a cow when you are hungry?
Zhang Xiaoqiang reminded me!
"Wood there!" Yang Keer said to Zhang Xiaoqiang Mumu.
"Do you feel pain in your body? And still hurt the bones?" Zhang Xiaoqiang still does not give up.
"Is there still wood!" Yang Keer did not know what nerves Zhang Xiaoqiang was making, but only subconsciously cooperated.
"Then, do you feel that there is a force that keeps moving around, and you can release a small fireball when you raise your hand, and the ice arrow is smashed?" Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that he was half-cooled, and he was worried about it overnight.
"Uncle, did you sleep yesterday and dreamed of crossing yourself? Do you want me to use a super curse to destroy the monsters of the world into gray?" Yang Keer felt that Zhang Xiaoqiang had not woken up yet.
"KAO, is there anything wrong with you? Don't find something for yourself!"
Zhang Xiaoqiang is very angry, but he does not know whether he is angry with Yang Keer or is angry with himself. He has nothing to do with rainwater, and he has tormented himself and died.
"Nothing is no! You sent that door to the fire, ah, that, I don't think about it now?" Yang Keer said weakly.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was completely depressed.
Yang Keer solved the personal problem at the bottom of the hole. Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the straight cup in his hand. The quilt was filled with half a cup of clear and transparent rain. The rain was very clean, there was no suspended matter, and it looked no different from a cup of pure water.
"Does it only have a hypnotic effect?" Zhang Xiaoqiang did not believe in the evil and poured the rain from the straight cup into the entrance.
"It's a bit light, um! There are still some grin." Zhang Xiaoqiang licked his mouth and commented on his taste.
"Why can't I sleep?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was lying on the bed and looking at the top of the cave. When the little girl sipped and went to sleep, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't sleep because of drinking. Is it really a life of the same person?
"Oh! It's so painful! Uncle, what was your laxative medicine yesterday?" Yang Keer walked out with a belly and looked bitter. At this moment, Kung Fu’s little girl went to the bottom of the hole three times.
"Hey..." Yang Keer’s voice came from his stomach.
"Ah! Come again! Hey.... Then the intestines will be pulled out, oh..." Yang Keer ran to the bottom with a crying sound!
Zhang Xiaoqiang was inexplicably lying in bed, and a "beep" whispered. "I also won the bid?" Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped out of bed and couldn't think of taking a roll of toilet paper and chasing Yang Keer.
"Yeah! How can you look like this! Didn't you see me here?" Yang Keer screamed in the corner with his stone wall facing the hole.
"The rivers and lakes are in a hurry, I am also diarrhea, just a moment!" Zhang Xiaoqiang no face, no face, and loosened the belt, and Yang Keer face to face.
"Cocoa, but I am a girl too, can't you solve it outside?" Yang Keer said with a blushing face.
"Do you want me to pull in your bed or want me to pull on the rice?" Zhang Xiaoqiang said eloquently, then screamed and forced the chrysanthemum to loosen like a floodgate. A strong stench filled the little space.
Easy? Comfortable? Zhang Xiaoqiang seems to have unloaded a heavy burden and has nothing to worry about, and he is not satisfied with the stench around him.
"Hey!" Yang Kerer ran out with his pants.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care about Yang Ke's coldness, just thinking: "She doesn't seem to be going out, stocks?"
Three or five minutes later, Zhang Xiaoqiang was preparing to get up, and he saw Yang Keer rushing back. Run to the opposite side of him.
"You don't know if there is a man here?" Zhang Xiaoqiang shouted to Yang Keer, forgetting his shamelessness.
"Do you want me to pull on your bed or want me to pull on the rice?" Yang Keer learned very quickly.
Zhang Xiaoqiang ran his pants to the platform. "Uncle, you forgot to rub the fart, the stocks!" came back from Yang Keer’s cry.
Zhang Xiaoqiang heard Yang Ker's cry and put his pants on the ground.
In this way, you sing, I am on the scene at the bottom of the hole in London, until the pull of no cola, venting nothing, the chrysanthemum tingling and numbness can be stopped.
The two men were sitting on their beds in a desperate manner, and Yang Kehe hesitantly seemed to have something to say ~EbookFREE.me~ Zhang Xiaoqiang endured the hot meditation from the chrysanthemum from time to time: "Is there in the rain? Croton ingredients?"
Yang Ke's voice suddenly came to interrupt Zhang Xiaoqiang's thoughts.
"Uncle! That, um, you see the person's one, so you have to be responsible!" Yang Keer sat in a small bed and said to Zhang Xiaoqiang.
"I didn't see that I was busy at the time, who had the time to look at you." Zhang Xiaoqiang dismissed and thought, "Hey, let me be responsible for you? Who is responsible for me!"
"No, no! I didn't even let my husband see it!" Yang Keer clarified to Zhang Xiaoqiang.
"I haven't seen it yet? Have you done it before?" Zhang Xiaoqiang apparently did not believe it.
"Really, really, my husband and I used to help him out in the compartment. They said that it was very painful for a woman to get it!" Yang Keer was very wronged to draw a circle on the ground. child.
"They? Who are they?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was very interested in asking Yang Keer.
"They are the sisters who live with me, just stayed upstairs!"
"Don't you say that you are pregnant?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was a bit strange.
"Well, they said that a woman would let a man put a "thing" on her body and she would become pregnant. If she didn't want to get pregnant, she would put it in a sleeve. I was "throwed" by the "things" and would definitely be pregnant!" It seems that there are some fidgets in mind.
"Little sister? Didn't you see the physical hygiene in your biology textbook?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked Yang Keer seriously.
"The sisters of her sisters did not say clearly. I thought that pregnancy and little girl "that came" did not directly affect!" Zhang Xiaoqiang thought depressed.
"Others say that the high school entrance examination biographies are not out of point, not the key points can not be seen!" Yang Keer still does not understand how pregnancy has anything to do with biology classes.
"..." Zhang Xiaoqiang is speechless.