: The 102nd sage vs the great sage (1)
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Apparent Expert in an Alternate World
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- 2021-03-03 04:09:42
The 102nd Sage vs Great Sage (1)
If it is also something that is not worthy of its name, it is worthy of reputation? Haha! Then let's see who has the higher flicker skills!
Walking into the town, his right eyelid jumped up, and Chu Nan pressed his eyelid with his hand. Could something bad happen?
"Everyone! My Fang Hai, please come here! If your income is rich, please donate more gold coins! If your income is not rich, then please donate as much as you can! Even though the plague disaster in Canada is lifted, then This city is still the hardest hit area! Post-disaster reconstruction requires more funds than the catastrophe! Please donate generously! Fang Hai is here, thank you for the people who have received more of the city! Think about it, think about the children who are waiting to be fed. Those lonely old people who died because of the plague and live alone! Stretch out your benevolent hands! The supreme, merciful God of Light will bless everyone!"
Impassioned, yin and yang frustrated, full of emotional voice, resounded through the entire square of the town. Chasing Mang Huang Ji, you have to be eye-catching.
In the center of the square, on a simple makeshift wooden table, a man dressed in a white sage robe without inlaid gold threads stood on it, waving the wooden stick in his hand and shouting vigorously.
"Sage Fang Hai! Sage Fang Hai!"
The crowd in the audience shouted excitedly, gold coins, silver coins, copper coins and various currencies flew from the stage to the simple wooden platform.
Chu Nan rubbed his eyes vigorously, staring at Fang Hai, who was made a sage on the simple wooden platform.
Isn't it dazzled? This is the man who is said to be so handsome in Karinina's mouth? This is a beautiful and boundless wife in the family. All righteous, virtue incarnate in the sage Fang Hai?
"Nianbing, slap me in the face."
Lin Nianbing looked at Chu Nan in a daze, why is this great sage okay to find someone to pick? Is this also a kind of exercise?
"Great Sage..." McAllen whispered in Chu Nan's ear: "You don't need to find Lin Nianbing to draw you. Your eyes are indeed not flowery, I also saw a...a sage Fang Hai..."
One end? Chu Nan took a closer look, and suddenly discovered that McAllen was not only a martial artist, but also a very educated person~!
This one. It's so appropriate to use it on Fang Hai Sage!
Seeing from a distance, the sage Fang Hai on the simple wooden platform was at most one meter tall. The weight is at least two hundred catties. If it's just fat, it's fine! This sage Fang Hai has dark skin and a fat face! Under the sunlight, there was even a little reflection.
The solemn and sacred robe doesn't feel a bit solemn when worn on his body, but gives people a sense of insignificance. It's really hard to imagine that this is the legendary local sage.
That's it...something! It turned out to be... Chu Nan suddenly felt like he wanted to vomit, and his true face was a hundred times better than this thing! As for the comparison with the appearance of his own elves mixed blood. Chu Nan is really not how to describe it.
Man Han Feast, French feast, compare with the smelly shit? Chu Nan couldn't imagine a more appropriate metaphor.
Such a thing, there will be a wife in the family? Is that beauty blind? Or was this fat man really moved by virtue, and the beauty was moved by his inner beauty?
But I am moved by the inner beauty. When I see this thing, can the beauty be able to eat? Chu Nan curled his lips, regardless of whether this kid was a true sage. Must step him down! Otherwise, in the future, the outside world will think that sages will look like birds! He moves everywhere like this, and the whole image corrupts all the sages!
"Ah..." Karinina was also obviously frightened. She stretched out her hand on her chest and patted it a lot, and then cautiously said with a disappointed tone: "The appearance of Fang Sage...hey! You can't just look at your appearance! Fang Xian's heart is still very beautiful!"
No wonder the emperor of Meizi country has been so long. Fang Hai hasn't been canonized as a great sage. Is his feelings afraid of hurting the country's body? Chu Nan maliciously guessed, seeing such an ugly Fang Sage, he suddenly felt a sense of superiority in his mind.
"Everyone just needs to work together! Our Dumex country has no difficulties that cannot be overcome! We..."
Fang Hai was very excited when he saw a group of people approaching from a distance, his eyes flashed with light.
The clothes of Chu Nan and Saint Karinina were very special. In addition, Chu Nan, the Great Sage, the Son of Light, was leading the team to spread the word to the Temple of Light. Fang Hai recognized the person from a distance for the first time. It was the son of earth that robbed him of the title of Great Sage. Chu Nan!
The fat Biaozi on Fang Hai's face trembled twice. His face continued to maintain the sacred expression that he had cultivated over the years.
After coughing slightly, Fang Hai raised the staff in his hand high. Suddenly pointed to Chu Nan and shouted loudly: "Everyone! Please look! Our respected Virgin of the Temple of Light and the Son of Light have come to town!"
Being watched by everyone, Chu Nan kept a professional smile and waved his hands frequently to greet the people in the distance.
[True ※#8226; Heir of Light], once again activated the power of light, the holy and soft light spread out behind him, and Chu Nan's indescribable taste of holiness was once again promoted.
There was another admiration in the crowd, no way! Chu Nan's appearance is far better than Fang Sage's appearance. The two are completely heaven and hell! And it's like the eighteenth hell!
Chu Nan smiled and looked at Fang Hai on the stage with a hint of discomfort. This fat man started suppressing moves invisibly as soon as he came up. In these days, when being introduced to any place, people always say that the great sage Chu Nan, the son of light, cooperates with the saint Karinina.
In the words of this wise man, he turned into a saint in the front and Chu Nan in the back! And only introduce the Son of Light, not the Great Sage!
not authentic! Chu Nan's first impression of Fanghai immediately dropped to the lowest point with his appearance and introduction.
"Haha...Hello everyone! I am the Son of Light, the Great Sage. Chu Nan!"
Don't you introduce? Dude, I won't give a comprehensive introduction by myself? Didn't I have a mouth? Chu Nan sent a provocative look at Fang Hai.
"Your Excellency, Son of Light, on behalf of all the people in the town, I welcome you."
Fang Hai jumped off the wooden platform, and the fat on his face shook twice. Then he strode over to Chu Nan's team, opening his arms exaggeratedly during the period, like an old friend for many years. No, it's like a hug.
On behalf of all the people? Chu Nan frowned. The most hated thing on earth back then was that it was often represented by a group of people opening their mouths. I represent the nation. I represent the people, I represent the male compatriots! Don't ask others if they want to be represented by them!
When everyone was guessing which place Fang Hai was going to embrace, Fang Hai suddenly contracted his arms and hurried to the ground in front of Karinina in two steps. He knelt on the ground with one knee solemnly, and reached out to grab the jade hand of the saint. , And close your eyes at the same time. He pursed his thick lips and kissed him with an air of great enjoyment.
wave……
The people of Chu Nan were stunned, and the people behind Fang Hai who could see the situation clearly were also stunned. Even Fang Hai, who was kissing the hand of the saint jade, was stunned.
what happened? Why is the palm of the saint's hand so rough? And there are long hairs on the arms? And there is a smell of sweat on your body? Is there body odor on the saint?
With incomprehensible doubts, Fang Hai opened his eyes and slowly raised his head.
What is the thunderstorm? Fang Hai couldn't understand the meaning of this word before! Today, at the moment when he looked up, he finally understood what the word meant.
Fang Hai has never felt as disgusting as he does today! His two thick lips did not kiss the back of the saint's hand he wanted to kiss. Instead, he kissed a man who was more than two meters tall, had a thick waist and a round waist, a fierce complexion, exuding the smell of sweat, and laughed at him, revealing a row of barbarians with big yellow teeth!
Fang Hai's own appearance is ugly. It does not mean that you can accept the same ugly things! At this moment his stomach really kept stirring, he really wanted to vomit, very vomiting! If it hadn't been for many years to practice Nin gong home, he would have thrown up.
Chu Nan gave the wild boar a complimenting look. This kid is now more and more clever. As long as one look, he will rush out to help the saint block the disgusting kiss. It seems that he should be taught one more. Combat skills can be regarded as a reward.
"Sage Fang really loves me, barbarians who follow me. You can do this as well. You really deserve to be the most outstanding sage."
Chu Nan was also trying hard to endure, but his tolerance was different from Fang Hai's holding back vomiting. He was holding back his laugh. He was afraid that he couldn't help it, and smiled, which was somewhat inconsistent with the identity of the Great Sage.
"The supreme God of Light has said that all creatures in this world are equal. Whether it is barbarians, orcs, or humans, they are all the people of the supreme God of Light." Fang Hai looked solemn, and sternly pulled. After returning to the game, the surrounding people heard his speech and immediately made a pious prayer.
I x! There is a level of this saying! What is flattering? These words have the qualifications to slap a dragon! Chu Nan smiled and nodded and said: "Sage Fang is really broad-minded. As far as I know, the highest etiquette of a barbarian is to be kissed by the other party..."
Before Chu Nan's words were finished, the wild boar had already stretched out a stink, covered with yellow mud, and placed it in front of Fang Hai.
Such a disgusting foot, let alone kiss, can vomit blood even by looking at it! No matter how tyrannical Fang Hai was, he still couldn't reach this point.
"Hehe, I'm still a human being, and it's better to follow human etiquette." Fang Haishili said: "It's a pleasure and an honor to meet you all."
"I'm also honored." Chu Nan said with a smile: "After hearing about Sage Fang, I was deeply moved by your outstanding actions! There can be someone like you among the sages, and I am a great sage. I am very touched! To tell the truth, the sage is very optimistic about you."
Chu Nan's extra emphasis on the word "大" indicated that Fang Hai's eyes were indeed uncomfortable, and the muscles in the corners of his fat eyes shook twice.
"What a sage?" Fang Hai smiled very boldly and cheerfully: "I just insist on doing something to help others every day. At most, I just insist on doing things for the people! Where can I follow the light? Compared with the Son of God, I heard that as soon as you came out of the Paradise Forest, you released a Forbidden Curse Scroll. It is really lucky to be favored by the supreme God of Light."
Chu Nan raised his right eyebrow, what did he want to express? Are you doing good deeds every day? Is the real saint? Buddy, I'm just taking luck and got a scroll of the of light? Say my character is not good? Apart from this luck, is it not worthy of the titles of Son of Light and Great Sage?
Humph! It seems ~EbookFREE.me~ this Fang Sage is not a good bird either! Chu Nan continued to smile with his professional needs: "Persistence is the most important thing. Fang Sage is too humble. Actually, since I heard about the deeds of the sage, I have always regretted you, if you are receiving more of the plague. , Rush there for the first time, or many people in Lingjia City don’t have to suffer so much. Perhaps, now you are a great sage."
Others could not hear Chu Nan and Fang Hai’s lip-fighting, but Afron, who was born in aristocratic family, could hear clearly. When Chu Nan said the last paragraph, he couldn’t help but raised his thumb, and secretly praised Chu Nan’s mouth. Winner.
In this way, Chu Nan once again pushed Fang Hai into a disadvantaged position, and the people who surrounded him all looked at Fang Hai curiously. Everyone is also strange in their hearts, what the great sage said is very right! Where did the Fang sage go when he received the plague in Canada? According to his virtue, he should be there for the first time!
Feeling the suspicious gazes around him, the fat on Fang Hai's face trembled for a few times, and his spiteful gaze flashed across his eyes! Two eyeballs that are not too big are moving quickly in the eyes. . ..