Vol 3 Chapter 1: Heart-wrought rhinoceros

The dinner was over, and it was time for the cave.
Zhou Lingyun, Gu Yang, Yang Meng, in particular, Liu Chong, Zhuo Zhe, Yan Yajing ... and others followed Gu Hai and Bai Luoyin to their new house, that is, the small nest of the year, which has been renovated. They are going to spend an extraordinary night here.
Gu Hai and Bai Luoyin came out of the elevator and took the key to open the door, but found that the door could not be opened. When Bai Luoyin's face changed, he hurried to Gu Hai and said, "Quickly, find a stick and come out. Our door was moved by them."
Gu Hai touched from his body for a long time, and finally found an ear-digging spoon and handed it to white heroin.
Bai Luoyin kept digging the lock core with an ear-digging spoon. Gu Hai saw that the number of elevators behind him kept rising, so he urged beside him, "Quick, they have reached the fifth floor, eight It's ten, ten ... "
The number jumped to eighteen, Bloyne's wrist twisted, and the door finally opened.
At the same time, a noise came from the elevator behind.
Seven people rushed out together.
Bai Luoyin and Gu Haimeng stunned into the room and quickly closed the door. Unfortunately, the seven people were crowded into the door. The door was closed by a small gap, and a large gap was pushed out by a force outside the door. Beloin and Gu Hai desperately defended their wedding room, and the seven people outside spared no effort to break in.
Fighting between two and seven people, the results are conceivable.
Six men and a woman broke into the two's den with a smile, and the troubled room officially began.
Soon, Bai Luoyin and Gu Hai were chopped down to just two underpants, waiting naked for the departure of seven people. Bai Luoyin is okay. He has no enmity with Yang You and Yang Meng. The worst thing is Gu Hai. Everyone in the family has a relationship with him. They are struggling to recover it.
"Ahem ..." Zhou Lingyun motioned to the big guy to be quiet. "Let's follow the order we discussed in advance. The first link is the spirit of the heart. The specific rules are read by Liu Chong for everyone."
There was applause.
Beloin and Gu Hai threw together a contemptuous look.
Liu Chong read clearly: "Small tricks for the army to steal mobile phones ... uh ..." I felt wrong. I immediately put the slip back into my trouser pocket and looked at Zhou Lingyun with a panic. "... I took the wrong slip." Then he hurriedly flipped through another note.
Zhou Lingyun said with a calm face, "Go back and use your so-called tricks to find ten mobile phones in the soldiers' dormitory. You can buy a few of them at your own expense. In short, get me ten."
Liu Chong nodded crying.
Yang Meng stole music, especially in charge of video recording. As soon as the lens was opened, Yang Meng's gloating face was captured. He decided to go back and make this video of the noisy room into an album. The cover used Yang Meng's expression to vividly reflect the wretched mentality of the seven of them.
"The rules in this link are like this. We will write idioms on the question board, and one person will make a guess. If you guess correctly, you will use a cigarette to burn a hole in your underwear. Then we will insert the cigarette in the flower. In the basin, the person to be punished must be blindfolded, and another person instructed him to use his underwear to touch the cigarette butt. A hole must be burned to be effective. "
Beloine protested, "This will definitely burn the meat."
"If your heart has a rhinoceros, his heart will tell you which side to move to, and how big to move it, and it will definitely not be hot to you. If you get burned, it will prove that the two of you are not in good agreement." Gu Yang aside Easier said than done.
Gu Hai encouraged Bai Luoyin, "Rest assured, even if the answer is wrong, I will not let you burn your ass, let alone we must answer well."
After that, he asked his supervisor Yan Yajing, "Is there a time limit?"
"Not yet." Yan Yajing said.
Beloin frowned. "What isn't there yet?"
The recorder spoke erratically, "We will remind you when it expires."
Zhou Lingyun announced the official start of the game.
The first idiom, Beroin gestured, Gu Hai guessed.
"Three people must have my teacher."
This simple ... Bai Luoyin thought secretly, he first pulled Gu Hai to his side, and then pulled Zhou Lingyun, dragging them both for a while. Then he clenched his fists to Zhou Lingyun, bowed his eyes to Gu Hai, and Gu Hai looked confused. Later, Bai Luoyin let Gu Hai clenched his hands and gave Zhou Lingyun a bow.
Gu Hai suddenly realized.
"Two dragons play with pigs (beads)!"
After answering the question, Gu Hai also thought that he was hooking his lips, as if to show how high his IQ was, even the idioms of the homonym were guessed. But when he looked back at the answer, everyone in the room burst out laughing, especially the camera in his hand kept shaking, and Yang Meng almost laughed out of appendicitis. Even though Gu Yang, who does not like to laugh very much, couldn't hold himself up at the moment, he poked Gu Hai's chest muscles with a big hand and praised with a smile, "You are so talented!"
Zhou Lingyun's face was almost green.
Liu Chong reminded with a smile, "Head, according to the rules, you will provide cigarette butts."
Zhou Lingyun immediately took out a large cigar and lit it into a flowerpot.
You are really my teacher ... Beroin thought secretly.
After the blindfolds were blindfolded, Gu Hai walked towards the flowerpot. He took a push-up style and removed the cigarette butts through the abdomen. Because his arm has a strong control, he can pinch his fingers well and not burn his skin.
According to the idea of ​​taking care of the sea, he wanted to burn the side of the waist. This kind of place is harmless and is the best choice.
Beloin began to carefully command Gu Hai beside him.
"Front, then front ... move a little to the left, yes, your hands can support the ground, slowly move down, now you are only one centimeter away from the cigarette ..." Beloxin was sweating, " You can try to move a little bit and feel the heat? Yes, that position is the cigarette butt, be careful ... be careful ... "
With the tacit cooperation of the husband and the husband, the cigarette successfully landed on the edge of Gu Hai's panties. He flickered away, his actions were quite crisp and beautiful, and I saw a hole in the edge of the panties, leaving the skin intact.
Gu Hai stood up with a sense of accomplishment, unbuttoned the blindfold with his hands, and at the same time, his lower body was cold.
"Hahahaha ..."
A few guys laughed wildly.
Yan Yajing quickly turned her face.
Our talented Gu Hai, he broke the elastic band of the underwear and lost the elasticity. The top edge of the underwear was loosened instantly, and the underwear quickly fell under the heel.
"Quickly grab his underwear!" Gu Yangyin shouted with a smile.
Bai Luoyin rushed over and brought up Gu Hai's underwear at first, and then rushed over to three or four men, rushing to drag Gu Hai's underwear. Bai Luo was holding on to Gu Hai's underwear and letting go. The wild wolf fought fiercely with a few satyrs, yelling, "Do you have no birds? Why should you watch him?"
"I have never seen such a big one." Yang Meng hehe smiled.
Gu Hai's underpants were torn by others, with an unscrupulous smile on his face. People laughed at him, and he smiled at white heroin. The first time I saw Bai Luoyin protecting him in such an anxiety, I was so happy. Marriage is not the same, I know it is a family, and I know how to protect my husband.
Noisy for a while, Gu Hai pinned the underwear with a pin, and started the next question.
This question was sketched by Gu Hai and guessed by Bai Luoyin.
"The land is vast ..."
How difficult it is to express an idiom. It would be a bit difficult to describe such an idiom simply by using body language.
"Can you?" Gu Yang said, "If not, just prepare a cigarette butt!"
Beloin gave Gu Hai an encouraging look. You have to believe in our tacit understanding. No matter how obscure gestures, I can understand what you are talking about.
So Gu Hai put Bai Luoyin's hand on Xiao Haizi, then took his hand down, shook his head to say no.
For a moment, Beroin meditated, his eyes brightened.
"Brother, please."
As soon as this statement came out, Gu Hai grabbed Bai Luoyin, you really are my heart and soul, and Nyima understands me! !! !!
Everyone was shocked. Is this all right?
Bai Luoyin survived, and Gu Hai guessed his turn again.
"Nonsense ..."
With a silent thought in his heart, he misinterpreted the inertia of the two, and finally turned his attention to Yang Meng, who had been calling for the big bird, and walked with a wicked smile.
Before Yang Meng understood it, Bai Luoyin pressed Gu Hai's hand on Yang Meng's crotch.
"No chicken talk!" Gu Hai answered immediately.
Yang Meng froze in an instant.
Then there was a burst of laughter, especially the cameras hit the ground, too funny Nima! !!
Yang Meng's cheeks were about to explode. Who said I had no chicken? My chicken is just hidden! Really want to stretch out, absolutely scare you! Speaking of which, I have to mention Yang Meng's pride. When he was young, the birds of all boys were the same size. They often stood in a row, urinating farther than anyone else. Yang Meng always urinates in front of everyone. Since that time, he has always felt that his bird is the most powerful bird in the world.
Beloin and Gu Hai clapped high hands to express a happy cooperation.
The next idiom, it was Berloin's turn to guess.
"The husband sings with the wife."
Gu Hai thought for a while, and dragged Zhe Zhe and Yan Yajing.
First, the cheeks of the rutches were choked by hand, and the rutted mouth was deformed, making an unclear voice. Then she pinched Yan Yajing's cheeks and hugged her mouth, forcing her to whine.
According to normal thinking, seeing this scene, Beroin should be able to guess eight or nine.
The point is that his thinking has been distorted by Gu Kedai.
The husband sang along with this idiom in Bai Luoyin's mind, and then twisted into an evil version.
"Chickens talk to ducks!"
With a bang, the water in Gu Yang's mouth spurted out.
This idiom is too disgusting to guess!
There was another mad laugh in the room.
Zhe directly took out a pipe.