Chapter 2: Beauty policeman and underwear thief
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Assassin Landlord & Beauty Tenants
- Lao Shi
- 1545 characters
- 2021-02-04 12:48:36
Chapter II Beauty Police and Underwear Thieves ()
It is said that the spread of network information in this year is really fast. Zhao Tiezhu took a shower after swimming for dozens of laps in the swimming pool. In total, it took less than an hour. Some people called Zhao Tiezhu. Of course, this phone It is the telephone that Zhao Tiezhu usually uses, and the other phone used when picking up the task.
"Hey, hello, is Mr. Zhao Tiezhu?" A bit of a stiff female voice came from the end of the phone.
"Yes, who are you?" Zhao Tiezhu held the phone in one hand and picked up a towel from the side.
"Hello, I saw the rent advertisement you sent online. May I ask if you are your private property or a rental company?"
"Mine."
"Do you have legal documents?"
"Amount. This, I am only privately renting..."
Can you ensure the financial security of the tenant?
"This one……"
Can you provide tenants with personal safety protection?
"amount……"
"Have your fire protection facilities been tested?"
"amount."
"Do you have three insurances and one gold?"
"I have your sister." Zhao Tiezhu shouted, and then hanged up. "Where is the neuropathy, I rub."
Zhao Tiezhu picked up the computer and added a line to his rented advertisement. If you are sincere, don't bother. Then turn off the computer and lie down and sleep.
"Hey."
A few loud knocks came from the downstairs.
"There is no public morality. It’s hard to be a dream. Just woke up when you want to get into the focus." Zhao Tiezhu’s depressed voice. Pick up the phone and look at the time, only seven o'clock in the morning.
Hurry and go to sleep, see if you can continue to do it. Zhao Tiezhu is not a person outside the bird's door. When the quilt is pulled, he wants to continue the frontier with the beauty in the dream.
"Hey." The knock on the door continued to pass, and Zhao Tiezhu still ignored.
After a while, the knock on the door stopped, Zhao Tiezhu secretly rejoiced, and finally can sleep.
"Boom." A louder sound came from downstairs, accompanied by the sound of something being smashed.
"I wipe, terrorist attack?" Zhao Tiezhu was scared by the sound, a squid hit it, and rushed out of the room.
Looking down on the railing, the door of his own house did not know who was violently opened, and the poor wooden door panel broke into two pieces on the ground. A figure appeared at the door.
"Hello, I was yesterday... ah." The man at the door heard the sound of the upstairs, and when he looked up, he was about to speak. He didn't expect to see a terrible scene.
Let's go back to the story and talk about it from Zhao Tiezhu's squid. Or start from going to bed last night? Zhao Tiezhu has a habit of sleeping, that is, he does not like to wear things, that is, people often say naked sleep, because he feels that sleeping at night, the body will develop slowly, if wearing clothes is very immoral, also very unhealthy Living habits, so from childhood to small, Zhao Tiezhu has been sleeping naked. Until the morning, I was scared by the loud noise, I didn’t think that I was naked now, and I ran straight to the railing...
Zhao Tiezhu is infinitely yy, he is not a little embarrassed, because in his view, his capital is very strong, just like those women with like to wear low-necked clothes to attract men. I have been seen by myself, and it is still my own loss. You can’t say that you have stolen the spring of other people’s beauty. Are you losing? It is the so-called equality between men and women and a harmonious society.
Zhao Tiezhu’s super-sense of training as a killer for several years made him feel the powerful murderousness of the women downstairs!
This murderousness is so stunned, so decisive.
"I wipe, what age, still running with a gun." Looking at the gunhole of the black hole in the woman's hand downstairs, Zhao Tiezhu rushed to hide next to him. Now, when he gets it from time to time, he has to hide slowly and he will die. deal.
At this time, Zhao Tiezhu only remembered that this is his own home. This woman seems to be a strong house, carefully looking at the woman downstairs, a black uniform with a few silver stars shining on her shoulders. Look at the face again, although full of murderous, but behind the murderous, faint with a hint of shame. Zhao Tiezhu, who looked at this small look, instantly swayed.
"I said the police officer, the gun can not be played, if you want to go off the fire, it is not to say that it is playing. It is better for you to sit down, drink some tea, talk about life, it is not a pleasure." Zhao Tiezhu laughed .
"You are a rogue, hurry to get dressed!" The policewoman snorted.
Listening to this voice carefully, how is it the same as the neurosis that called for three risks and one gold yesterday? Zhao Tiezhu looked at the woman with a puzzled look. I saw that the policewoman put the gun on the head. Zhao Tiezhu was a first-rate singer. He said, "Go, go."
A few minutes later, the neatly dressed Zhao Tiezhu appeared on the railing, and the policewoman took the gun in his hand.
"I said the police officer, you are a strong man, what is the singer? Now it is a society ruled by law, but I will tell you that your intentions are not good." Zhao Tiezhu saw the guns close up and got rid of it.
"Hey, I knocked on the door for so long, I thought you were kidnapped. I didn't expect you to be doing such a shameless thing." The policewoman looked at Zhao Tiezhu with contempt.
"What is shameless thing, you can tell me clearly, don't bring you such a filthy person, my brother, I am a small boy." Zhao Tiezhu said with anger, this year's people are so arrogant.
"You! Believe me, I shot you down?" the policewoman said disgustingly, "Let's get down, something to ask you."
"I think it is better to say this. If there is any police officer, you can say it. I am a good citizen. I will cooperate with you." Zhao Tiezhu bent over and leaned on the railing and said lazily.
Do you have a room for rent here?
the policewoman asked.
"Yes, but I only rent it to young girls, look at you like this..." Zhao Tiezhu looked at the policewoman from head to toe and wanted to say that he was still resting.
"What! You mean that I am not a young girl? I tell you, I Su Yanni graduated from the police school this year, Fangling 24! Your wolf eyes are watching carefully." The policewoman called.
"Hey. I really have to look a little closer." Zhao Tiezhu squinted slightly, staring at Su Yanni and watching him look like this. If it was a full moon night, it would seem like a night to evolve into a werewolf, and then a sip of Su Yanni Swallowed in general.
"You have seen enough." Su Yanni's face turned a little cold. A few days ago, I heard someone report a case. Recently, an underwear thief appeared near the Xihu Community. I often stole some girls’ underwear. I was worried about the people nearby. I went online last night and accidentally saw Zhao Tiezhu’s rent information. The object of renting was unexpected. It was just a young single girl, which made her have a suspicion. After calling last night, Su Yanni could feel that the landlord was a heart-wrenching person, and the general-hearted person was more prosperous. It is often easy to make some behaviors similar to stealing underwear yy. Su Yanni admire her own reasoning ability. In order to grasp the underwear thief by herself, Su Yanni decided to become a tenant and live in this villa to monitor the landlord. He shot again and smashed others.
Zhao Tiezhu did not know that in Su Yanni’s heart, he had already equated him with the underwear thief.
"You can't rent it in the end." Su Yanni asked impatiently. In her opinion, with his own beauty, if Zhao Tiezhu is the underwear thief, it will definitely let himself live.
Sure enough, Zhao Tiezhu stared at Su Yanni for a while, said. "Leasing, why not group, do you want to rent?"
"That is of course, I want to rent a room." Su Yanni said.
Simple, one room rents 2,000 yuan a month. The rent is paid in three months. The utility bill is included in the rent, and the telephone bill is shared.
Zhao Tiezhu said.
"One month 2000? So expensive, you might as well grab it." Su Yanni called.
"2000 is still expensive? I am a lakeside villa. From here, I can directly feel the fresh air of the West Lake. There is also a separate swimming pool in the yard. 2000, where do you rent such a good house?" Zhao Tiezhu You take up a big bargain.
Ok, I can't bear the children can't hold the wolf, wait for my grandmother, I will send you to the cell, and see if you still have to get up. Su Yanni said: "Okay, I rent."
"Okay, three months 6000, plus the compensation for the gate, you can give me 10,000 in total."
"you!"