Vol 2 Chapter 916: Legend of Lao Shi

The ninth and sixteen chapters of the legend of Lao Shi
"Zi Yi, why not play it?" Zhao Tiezhu stood next to Cao Ziyi and said, "This wind is good today."
"No." Cao Ziyi shook his head. "I still like to watch other people play, and then record their appearance in my paintings." During the conversation, Cao Ziyi took a brush and sketched it on the drawing board, a simple The outline has already appeared.
Zhao Tiezhu did not speak much, just silent.
"What do you want?" Cao Ziyi was also very curious to look at Zhao Tiezhu.
"I didn't think about anything." Zhao Tiezhu shook his head. "I want tomorrow's lawsuit."
"Oh, tomorrow's lawsuit should win, what are you going to do?" asked Cao Ziyi.
"If I didn't do anything, if the civil lawsuit was won, I would file a criminal prosecution. When I entrusted Yu Dayang, I would go to Dehua."
"Looking for Yanni?"
"Well, not only, but also to find an old man, an old friend, has not seen for many years." Zhao Tiezhu said.
"Oh? Who?"
"Old Shi." Zhao Tiezhu's eyes showed a trace of remembrance. "When I was in high school, it was the best and the most admired person."
"Can make you worship so much, certainly not the average person." Cao Ziyi said.
"That is of course." Zhao Tiezhu nodded. "Is it interested to listen to the story of Lao Shi?"
"Yes." Cao Ziyi nodded.
Zhao Tiezhu was silent for a moment, and slowly said: "Lao Shi, I transferred to school when I was high in the semester. He is a very unique person. His head is big, his body is a little fat, but compared with his head. However, it is not enough. It’s just that I haven’t seen it for many years. I don’t know what it’s like now. When I first entered our class, I made a lot of interest in him because the teacher at that time. Let him introduce himself, he said directly, I am Lao Shi, then we can amused a group of people, our teacher is ugly on the other side.
Later, I discovered that Lao Shi is really the name of an innocent teacher. All kinds of exams, as long as he has participated, will definitely not be the first. He has always been a 60-point pass, 150 points, definitely only 90 marks! Every subject is like this, mathematics English biochemical physics, each subject is a pass line, not more than one point, even even the language, are on the pass line, you know, the language is a composition, the goods even even composition The scores can be clearly understood, and he knows how much he knows about our Chinese teachers! !

"Oh? This is quite amazing." Cao Ziyi said with a smile.
"Of course, the score is 60 points per subject. This is the same difficulty as the score of each subject, because he has to control the scores of the wrong questions completely at 40 points. That is to say, these 40, he I am sure that I am doing something wrong. The 60 points are sure to take all the scores. At that time, I saw him for 60 years in each subject for the first time. He also laughed at him because I didn’t pass some subjects, but there were also The test was good. Just, as time passed, the old test scored more and more 60 points, which made me not shocked, our teacher was shocked, and asked him why he only Test 60, then Lao Shi said, the test score is not high, as long as you pass, why bother wasting so much time to get points?"
"This is very dissatisfied with our class teacher. I have ordered a death order. If you dare to test only 60 points, then you will be punished! The result is that the old Shi is not a bird. Later, Lao Shi was really punished, and it is a test. I once dismissed it once, and finally I went to the school to see it seriously. Then I was angry. In the next exam, I won the full score. It is full score!! English language mathematics biochemistry physics, a total of 750 points, he turned out After taking the perfect score, this sentence caused a sensation in the whole school. The headmaster personally shot and revoked all his punishments. The class teacher treated him as a god, but after that time, Lao Shi returned to 60 points. The state, just the class teacher at that time, is no longer dare to say anything to Lao Shi."
Zhao Tiezhu said as he pulled out a cigarette and slammed it on his mouth, but he did not ignite.
"Lao Shi this person, the most favorite thing to do is to give people reason and reason, for example, he will teach us how to pick up a girl, and then every time I look for a real person experiment, Lao Shi often swears, but many others use This method has a lot of successes. For another example, he will teach us to go out of society later, how to be a person, how to tie up a boss, anyway, Lao Shi is usually able to put a very complicated truth, simply use one or two sentences. The explanation is clear. Once the physics teacher asked, what is gravitation, Lao Shi said that Lashi did not come out of his mouth, but came out of his ass. This is the gravitation. At that time, our physics teachers were crazy.

"So how did you become a good friend with Lao Shi?" asked Cao Ziyi.
"Haha, this thing has to start from one thing. At that time, my girlfriend, Siru, you know?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
Cao Ziyi looked unchanged and nodded. "I know."
"At that time, I was still a gangster in the school. Then after the evening of self-study at night, I sent Sru to go home. As a result, on the way home, I met an enemy who blocked me. I had more than a dozen people. I was one. At that time, I was It’s not like this now, so after the two have dried up, they have been pressed and held. Then, Lao Shi appeared at this time."
Zhao Tiezhu showed a smile on his face. "Old Shi just happened to be behind a girl. It seems to be testing his big girl. But the girl turned a blind eye to Lao Shi. When Lao Shi walked away, he saw me, then Just ask if I was beaten. I thought about everyone being a class. I was beaten. You don’t want to be involved, so let the old man go quickly. As a result, Lao Shi said, I see you and I am very good at it, just help you, and then Lao Shi is very special, and the cold look looks at the other side."
"The result, just three times, Lao Shi was left to be smashed by the people three times, and then we were all smashed together." Zhao Tiezhu said here, finally could not help but laughed, "Lao Shi that big head was The man gave a mouth and then was pressed to the ground like me. It was just that the old Shi was worse than me. Because he was beaten by people, he also called for various principles. For example, it is wrong to beat people. It is vulgar. The behavior, for example, if you hit me now, when I have money and have a younger brother, I will call you again. This is when the news is reported. It is better to sit down and have a cup of tea and watch a TV to play a game. What is going on? All of them have passed, and the result is that the other party is mad, and I am left behind, and more than a dozen people have greeted the old ones."