Chapter 954: Instant noodle punishment
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Assassin Reborn
- 菜鸟之下
- 1238 characters
- 2021-02-25 11:55:50
Zi once said: You must lock the door before doing men's and women's affairs, otherwise you will be tragedy.
Although Zi does not necessarily talk specifically about men and women, and there is no concept of locking the door, this sentence still makes sense. Like Xu Xiang, he regrets not listening to him. If he remembers to lock the door, at least not Will be hit by Xia Yao, and it is still standard to catch women in bed.
What's more important is that if it's really a female worker, Xu Xiang didn't even eat much tofu from Shangguan Solo Dance.
"Xia Yao, am I wrong? Isn't it okay?" In the living room, the three of them were sitting on the sofa. Xu Xiang just sat down for a few seconds and was stared at by Xia Yao's resentful eyes. He said helplessly, no matter what. It is always true that he has the idea of the solo dance of Shangguan, and an apology is not a big deal.
"I don't care if you want to do that kind of thing with Xiaowu, don't apologize to me." Bringing the jealousness that overflowed the entire living room, Xia Yao pouted.
Seeing Xia Yao clearly looks like a very mindful, mindful and mindful mind, Xu Xiang is even more helpless. After all, he has to do the same thing with Shangguan solo. Anyone can see it clearly. It is not a misunderstanding. He cannot make up a lie to deceive. This gentle and graceful girl can only look to the other party with the eyes of asking for help.
Unfortunately, Xu Xiang will soon discover that the person he entrusts is innocent, or that he forgets who he entrusts.
"Xiaoyao, in fact, I wanted to give you a surprise, so I hid in Xu Xiang's room." With a faint smile, Shangguan danced to Xia Yao and said, but the tone suddenly changed. After being wronged, I still covered my face with my hands. It seemed like I was faceless. "But I didn't expect it. I didn't expect Xu Xiang to take the opportunity to do that kind of thing to me, but I have too little strength to compare with him ..."
"I was wrong, I was really wrong." Hearing the description of Shangguan solo dance with infinite imagination, Xu Xiang covered her head and said to herself with a headache.
Xu Xiang was indeed wrong. He actually felt that the Shangguan Solo Ball was telling the truth, and now he can't interrupt with a voice, and without saying a few words can't stop the solo dance lady's belly, Xia Yao alone will misunderstand him. If you want to cover up the facts, things will only get worse.
The final result was that Shangguan Solo Dance described herself as the victim of the incident, and Xu Xiang wanted to force her offender. If Xia Yao didn't appear in time, the harm would be successful.
"Xu Xiang ..." After hearing the testimony from the "victim" of the solo dance of Shangguan, Xia Yao glanced at Xu Xiang with his beautiful eyes, meanwhile, said in a meaningful tone, and immediately decided the punishment. "You have instant noodles tonight, your dinner is for Xiaowu."
"Can you give an egg?"
"What do you say?"
"That's okay." Xu Xiang shook his head and said despondently, then stared at the original figure of Shangguan Duwu at an angle that Xia Yao couldn't see, but got a proud look plus the "V" shape. Victory gesture, surely it would rather offend the villain than offend the woman.
Especially a woman with a high level of belly black like Shangguan Solo Dance.
"Where are you going?" Seeing Xu Xiang leave the seat and head towards the porch, Shangguan solo dancer quickly asked, she just had a black belly attack, but did not really want to make the relationship between Xia Yao and Xu Xiang worse, if necessary, She wouldn't mind telling the truth, or even saying that she took the initiative.
"Go pick up Xiao Yu." Xu Xiang waved his hand without looking back.
"It is forbidden to eat on the road. If I find it, I will let you eat instant noodles for a week, and there is no seasoning." Xia Yao must have expected that Xu Xiang was going to pick up Xiao Yu, adding that the housework leader Powerful deterrence was manifested at this moment.
"I see." As the sentence fell, the door opened and closed.
"Xiao Yao, don't you really think that Xu Xiang forced me?" Xia Yao's last sentence made Shangguan solo dancer feel a bit sorry, and asked carefully, she still knew that eating noodles for a week had no seasoning. The consequence is that the whole person becomes instant noodles.
"No." Xia Yao's mouth revealed a solitary dance with Shangguan, Wang Xue said with a smile, "Just punish him a little bit, who told him to provoke so many girls."
Uh ...
On the way to Quanzhou University, Xu Xiang didn't know that the biggest culprit that caused him to eat instant noodles with no egg at night was not Shangguan solo dance, but Xia Yao who was the least likely to be black in conventional thinking, but even he I can only say one thing at most--
"Xia Yao was really broken."
On the way from the community to Quanzhou University, there are some lively shopping streets with a large traffic flow. Now it is the peak period of school and work, and the street is full of people. This time is also the prime time for pickpockets. It is convenient for many people to escape, and even if they are caught, as long as the stolen goods are thrown aside, it is difficult for the other party to say why without evidence.
As for people with many eyes, there is no need to worry. The definition of passers-by is to just watch and not speak. No one even kills people in the downtown area to call the police the first time ~ EbookFREE.me ~ let alone a thief. This is really ironic.
However, while Xu Xiang was thinking about how to make instant noodles, while thinking about looking for a chance to give Shangguan a little bit of punishment, some vocalized voices came from not far from the front. Amazingly a crowd of passersby.
"You still said you didn't steal it. What is this thing you touched out of, eh?"
"I didn't steal it. I don't know why your wallet came to me. Believe it or not is your business."
"Stop, steal things and want to run. Is there any law? I have to send you to the Public Security Bureau today!"
When Xu Xiang walked a few steps closer, a quarrel sound came from the center of the crowd, and it became louder and louder, attracting more and more passers-by to watch, and even some relatively free shop owners and guests It's a general trend to run out and make fun.
"what happened?"
"Someone stole something and was caught on the spot. He hasn't pleaded guilty. No, I want to send him to the police station."
"Now thieves are so rampant, the police really don't know what to eat."
"Just."
Hearing the irrelevant "speaking" of two passersby on the periphery, Xu Xiang's mouth showed a taunting smile. Most people can only behave so clearly when they are not related to themselves. Once they are placed in the thief position It is estimated that it will go even further.
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