Chapter 65: pants

Gu Yu gave a slight meal and smiled: "Since you have experience, do you want to teach me?"
"Hey?" Zhang Siyi spit in his heart. You need to learn how to pursue a girl's personality. You are standing behind with a group of little girls there!
"It’s my turn to ask a question, isn’t it? Then let me talk about how you can catch up with your ex-girlfriend.

Zhang Siyi: "Oh, that..." This question is not difficult to answer.
Gu Yu inserted: "Is it the one who accidentally spilled coffee on me?"
Zhang Siyi said with amazement: "Well, it is her. We met when the classmates gathered. She was a junior high school student of my high school classmates. I was in Haicheng University. I came back from my first summer vacation. At that time, my friends had dinner, and she also Yes, I saw her look good, she seems to mean something to me..."
Gu Yu interrupted him: "How do you see that she is interesting to you?"
Zhang Siyi: "She always stares at me and talks to me."
Gu Yu: "If you stare at you, even if it is interesting to you? Then I often see you staring at me."
Zhang Siyi guilty: "...that must be your illusion!"
Gu Yu: "Oh..."
Zhang Siyi: "..." Oh, oh well, why do you have to laugh when you are oh? Are you laughing at me?
Gu Yu: "You continue."
Zhang Siyi nervously glared at the edge of the quilt, desperately made a few deep breaths to stabilize the feeling of anxiety, and continued to go down: "Let's leave contact with each other, I asked her to come out and watch a few movies, please also She ate a few meals, then on a beautiful night, I sang a song to her and asked if she could be my girlfriend, she agreed."
Gu Yan raised an eyebrow: "Just like this?"
Zhang Siyi: "That's it, what do you want?"
Gu Yu: "You didn't play the violin for her?"
Zhang Siyi: "Oh, no." Why did Gu Yu remember his stalks? (=_=)
Gu Yu: "Don't you say that you will play the violin to the people you like?"
Zhang Siyi replied: "I am talking about playing the violin only for the people I like, but it does not mean that I have to play the violin for the people I like. At that time, I didn't play the violin. She was very good to me, I am very good. There is no need to pull it."
Gu Yu: "So... it feels like it's easy to catch up."
Zhang Siyi screamed in the tone of the people who came over: "It’s not difficult to chase a girl. You can show something a little, like a small gift. Occasionally, please have a few meals, then make a little romance, as long as the other party is not A fool, not a heart, is sure to come."
Gu Yu was silent and did not speak.
Zhang Siyi thought that Gu Yu might use these means to pursue others, but his heart was a bit sour, but he couldn't help but mutter and said: "Let's say you look so handsome, people are still so good, I don't think nobody likes you." What?"

Is it?
Gu Yu chuckled.
It’s a pity. The person I like may be a fool.

Zhang Siyi: "..." Is Gu Yu in unrequited love?
Gu Yu sighed: "But it's good. If you are like you, you always get too simple, but you don't know how to cherish it. It's better to make this process a bit more difficult. Maybe you will get better afterwards."
Zhang Siyi was inexplicably lying in the gun, holding his shoulders in a hurry.
"Is it right? I asked?" Zhang Siyi said.
Gu Yu yawned: "Also ask? You don't want to sleep?"
Zhang Siyi was anxious to squat in the quilt: "No, you have just asked me so much, I haven't asked back yet!"
Damn, I want to end the game by stripping Laozi’s clothes? no way! ╰(╰皿╯)╯╯逍 heard the imbalance in Zhang Siyi’s tone, and smiled and said:
It’s really not that the Yellow River’s heart is not dead. !"
Zhang Siyi: "..."
Gu Yu: "Ask, let me ask three questions first. If you don't look back, blame me for bullying."
Zhang Siyi seems to have split into three sugars at once, and happily flies again - three questions, three! many!
Regarding who Gu Zhe likes, Zhang Siyi is afraid that if he asks again, it will cause the other party's suspicion, so he subconsciously avoids it. This time, he did not ask emotional questions, but began to earn money from the gossip: "Can you ask your salary?"
Gu Yu: "No wages?"
Zhang Siyi: "Do you have any other salary?"
Gu Yu: "This is the second question?"
Zhang Siyi: "...not!"
Gu Yu: "Oh, if you are asking for unemployed wages, the monthly income is 24,000 before tax, not a bonus."
……many! The basic salary is almost two or three hundred thousand a year! And Zhang Siyi knows that for the architects on the top, the salary is nothing, and the bonus is the big one! What to do, he is so curious, just should ask about the total income.
Zhang Siyi: "What is your total income? It is all your income."
Gu Yu: "There are ups and downs, do you want to ask this year, last year or the year before?"
Zhang Siyi: "This year..."
Gu Yu: "More than 800,000."
Zhang Siyi: "!!!" Although there is not much indulgence, but the annual income of 800,000 is also a local tyrant! It’s ten times your own~ grass! (╯°Д°) ╯Gu逍 reminded:
The last one, take the opportunity.

How do you feel that the problem is wasted quickly? Zhang Siyi thought hard and tangled, and finally said: "How do you think I am this person?"
When asked about this, Zhang Siyi wanted to give himself a mouth. What a ghost problem? In particular, he is still lying on the edge of Gu Yu, although there are two beds of quilts, but how does it feel like this is suggesting?
Gu Yu was silent for a moment and smiled: "You?"
Zhang Siyi: "..."o////o right...
Gu Yu shrunk in the bed for a while and whispered: "I still choose a big adventure."
Zhang Siyi: "..." (Q Dish Q) Nima! This kind of question you choose big adventure is what you mean! Is it difficult to give an evaluation?
Gu Yu naturally took the pajama pants out of the bed and went on to say: "Come on, how high the floors of low-rise houses, multi-storey houses, middle and high-rise houses, high-rise houses, and super high-rise houses are."
Zhang Siyi did not respond: "Hey?"
Gu Yu: "My question."
Zhang Siyi: "Where! Ask this is OK? You fouled!"
Gu Yu: "How did you foul? I didn't ask questions you didn't know. I remember these things I told you to write down last month."
Zhang Siyi was speechless and thought about it with a hard scalp. He said: "Lower 1-3 floors, multi-storey houses 4-7... Oh no, it seems to be 4-6 floors, middle and high-rise houses 7 to..."11 Still 12?
Gu Yu: "Why don't you say it down?"
Zhang Siyi: "..." is over, he forgot! (兀皿兀)
Gu Yu yawned again and urged: "Come on."
Zhang Siyi licked his cockroaches with his hands and broke the cans. "I forgot, I chose a big adventure!" Grandma's, there is no clothes on his body, can Gu Yu still come up with any way to toss him? Can't you be so mad that you can let yourself lick the quilt for a night?
Gu Yu whispered: "Is it not so good to sleep naked in someone else's home?"
Zhang Siyi suddenly reacted and he was pitted! No wonder he asked Gu Yu to take off his clothes when he was the same as everyone else...because this is his home! But I am not, I am a guest, just like Gu Yu said, it would be a bit shameful for a normal person to sleep naked in someone else's house, not to mention that he and Gu Yu are still lying on a bed! Gu Yu is holding this psychology to fix him, but he is so stupid to draw a scoop... my day! unacceptable! QAQ Gu Yu turned his head and smiled and asked: "Would you like to wear a piece of clothing?"
Zhang Siyi: "What?"
Gu Yu explained: "Are you not a big adventure? I will wear clothes for you?"
Zhang Siyi is alert, is Gu Yu so kind? "it is good……"
Gu Yu "hehe" smiled and said "waiting", from the quilt to the outside of the bed to find half of the body.
Just as Zhang Siyi thought that Gu Yu was helping his clothes, he heard the sound of pulling the drawer. After a few seconds, a small piece of clothing was stuffed into Zhang Siyi's quilt with cool air.
Zhang Siyi took it and found that it was a pair of underwear, but this underwear is not his...
He stuttered and asked: "This, who's the pants?"
"Who can it be? Of course it is mine, rest assured, washed, clean," Gu Yu gently and softly, but the commandless voice rang on the side, "put on."
Zhang Siyi: "..."
Let him wear a pair of underwear on his body?
Lying in the trough! Lying in the trough! ! Lying in the trough! ! !
Why does this feel more shameful than wearing nothing? ? ?
Zhang Siyi felt that he was burning all over the body. He struggled for a while, although his thoughts were desperately resisting, but this was a game. He couldn’t lie... So he could only be in a strong sense of shame and shame, mechanically, Obediently put on Gu Yu's pants.
Don't, "Brothers," don't let go of the fun! t////t
Think about Zhang Aunt quickly! There is also Amitabha Buddha Buddha Sakyamuni Guanyin sister Jade Emperor...
Huh, call, finally calm down...
"Is it ready?" Gu Yu also smiled and confirmed it again. "You just asked who the pants are, now I should ask."
"..." Mom's that is also a problem? Zhang Siyi retreats. He doesn't want to play anymore. He doesn't know why. Now Gu Yan makes him feel terrible. The other party seems to be deliberately trying to fix him, and he is going to put him to death...
However, Gu Yu did not stop, and then asked a question that made Zhang Siyi almost collapse: "What do you feel as a straight man wearing the underwear of another man?"
Zhang Siyi: "..."
Gu Yu curiously held his head and looked at Zhang Siyi's expression. He scared Zhang Siyi into the quilt and shouted: "I surrendered and I confessed! I don't play! I want to sleep!"
He originally naively thought that the scope of the adventure activities could not make any name in this bed, but he was wrong. He forgot his opponent is Gu Yu, the man who is black and bone!
As long as a bed, Gu Yu can let him die! It’s terrible, oh...
"I don't want to play?" Gu Yan smiled and looked at Zhang Siyi, who dared to show his eyes from the quilt. Although he couldn't see his expression in the darkness, the sleek look of the water made people want to bully again. Put, "What did I say?"
How do you say that? Zhang Siyi recalled, I am going, will not be the phrase "to accompany you to ask for mercy, do not", right? Don't want to play, still have to ask him? What is this bad taste?
Gu Yu looked at him tenderly and said: "Begging for mercy is free, come, call my brother to listen to me, I will let you go."
Zhang Siyi: "..."