Chapter 81: Anecdote

Mr. Zhang but laughs, this silly boy knows where, reality is not a novel, she is a mother who likes to look good, and she doesn’t think about her son. Go to the base. Nowadays, there is such a good girl who is superior in appearance and looks good. The other brother and father of the other side are doing the same thing with their own son. Can she please do something in advance?
Now give a good impression to the girls, which is equivalent to giving their sons an impression and a charm value. Maybe the two children will look at the eyes?
Looking back, Zhang Gu and two family members, Gu Yu is the brother of Gu Yao, that is also the brother of Zhang Siyi, which is equal to her Zhang family door, became her Zhang family, this investment is a million, absolutely value!
Zhang Siyi didn't ask why he came, but he had already seen what the other person was thinking from his mother's smirked expression. He was anxious to declare: "You don't think about it, I have nothing to do with his sister!"
Zhang mother glanced at her son and smiled and said: "Now nothing, you don't want to have something in the future?"
Zhang Siyi: "..." Sure enough! ! ! (= dish =)
Ms. Zhang leaned into her son's ear and whispered: "Gu Yu is so good, his sister will never go anywhere. This is not something I am confused. I watch you match."
"Mom...!" Zhang Siyi is a little crazy, even if he is looking for He Xueying, he will not look for Gu Yao!
"Okay, I know," Mama sighed and followed her son's hair. "I am not giving you pressure. Do you just make a joke? I understand that this is a matter of affection." Can't force it, you can grasp it yourself. But I think this little girl is cute, and it doesn't matter if she sends her a brooch? She doesn't know what I said when I was joking with you."
Zhang Siyi was speechless, and Ms. Zhang looked at him with helplessness and bitterness. She shook her head and went out to entertain the guests.
Zhang Siyi went out with his head and was a little guilty. In fact, even if he was awkward, it would be fine for his mother to be happy. Why is his reaction so big?
Looking at Gu Yao sitting on the sofa, his eyebrows are beautiful, his temperament is pleasing, and he is definitely a type of love. If Zhang Siyi knows each other half a year ago, it is estimated that he will try to pursue it. But now, when she thinks that she is the sister of Gu Yu, Zhang Siyi’s mind is the word of the shackles – impossible.
He didn't want to be a brother-in-law...
Isn't a rotten woman? Why is it so normal when you think about it?
No, no, no, no thoughts! (=////=)
Because I was rushing back to Haicheng, I had to clean up the house that I had not lived for half a month after returning. They didn’t sit for a long time. After a little chat for twenty minutes, Gu Yu proposed to leave.
Ms. Zhang helped to move Zhang Siyi's things to the car, and also looked at what was specially prepared for him, and also remembered to give it to Gu Yao.
Zhang Siyi sat in the car of Gu Yu, Zhang Muli still went, Gu Yu did not have anything to say, had no choice but to accept, drive on the road.
This time, Gu Yao had already taken the first seat, and Zhang Siyi naturally went to the back seat.
Don't have to face up with Gu Yu, he also fell easily. Now that he sees Gu Yu, Zhang Siyi still remembers the expression of "Little Fox Kiss". It feels like he is being kissed by Gu Yu. The whole person's scalp is numb.
Zhang Siyi shrunk in the corner of the back seat, holding a mobile phone to brush his circle of friends, while listening to Gu Yao in front of a sentence without a word to talk with her brother.
Gu Yao: "When can we arrive now?"
Gu Yu: "Four or five."
Gu Yao: "I don't know how about Xiaohei and Xiaohua. Are you enough cat food for them?"
Gu Yu: "The whole two big bags can't be eaten for two months, unless the two stupid cats bring the wild cats in the square to come to my house for dinner, then I can't do it."
Gu Yao: "Ha ha ha, cats still have dinner! Too teasing! Hey, don't know if they have babies?"
Gu Yu raised his eyebrows: "They are both public."
Gu Yao: "Hey? Didn't you say that you were a couple last time?"
Gu Yu asked: "Can't the public be a pair?"
Gu Yao: "..."
Zhang Siyi: "..."
Gu Yao asked again: "Do you cook at night?"
Gu Yu: "Well, I have so many dishes at home, I can eat rice and cook."
Gu Yao: "Yes, Si Yi Ge's mother is also very polite, and sent a lot of dishes, enough for us to eat for a week."
Gu Yu: "Oh, huh..."
Gu Yao: "Si Yi Ge, do you eat with us at night?"
Zhang Siyi weakly refused: "No, thank you, I made an appointment with my friends at night."
Gu Yao took out her mother's brooch and said: "Hey, your mother gave me such a beautiful thing when I met for the first time. I am so embarrassed, but this brooch is really beautiful. I bought it in Taobao years ago. A faux wool shawl is just right for you. Thank you for asking me back!"
Zhang Siyi is very polite: "Nothing, don't worry."
The car got on the ring road and steadily moved forward. The afternoon sun shone through the glass windows of the car, warm. Gu Yao yawned and put the brooch on the palm of his hand to watch and play: "Good sinking, brother, do you think this is silver?"
Gu took a look at her and said coldly: "How are you so much nonsense today? If you are tired, close your mouth and sleep."
Gu Yao: "..." tAt
Zhang Siyi: "..." (=_=)
After a long time, there was no sound in the car. Zhang Siyi was stunned with his head stunned. The phone on his body suddenly vibrated. He glanced at it and found out that Gu Yao had sent a WeChat message to him.
Gu Yao: "Do you feel that my brother is angry? [grievance]"
Zhang Siyi: "...Is there?"
Well, the pressure in the car is indeed a bit low, but Zhang Siyi thought it was his personal emotional reason, and had nothing to do with their brothers and sisters.
Gu Yao: "After a while, I went to the service area and changed positions."
Zhang Siyi: "Why! I don't want it!"
Gu Yao: "→_→"
Zhang Siyi: "It is not very good for you to sit on your side of the brother. I have already sat down last time. Once a person, it is fair."
Gu Yao: "Do you want to hear the anecdote of my brother when I was a child? [smirk]"
... anecdote? Gu Yu also has anecdotes?
Zhang Siyi remembered the black history of the basket that he had revealed when he called with Gu Yu, and he was depressed. He always felt that Gu Yu’s impression of himself was a complete fool. At the moment, listening to Gu Yao said that her brother also has anecdotes, Zhang Siyi suddenly spirited! Hey, after listening to it, Gu Yu’s image in his heart will not be so perfect and unattainable. It is estimated that he can alleviate the tension he feels when he faces Gu Yu.
Zhang Siyi: "Quickly say! [smirk]"
Gu Yao: "If you want to listen for a while, you have to change position with me!"
Zhang Siyi: "... OK." This deal should be worth it.
Gu Yao: "My brother's anecdote happened mostly before I was born. Many of them also listened to my dad. After all, he is so much bigger than me. After I am sensible, I only have his IQ in my memory to crush me. Bullying me, you know. [Dripping sweat]"
Zhang Siyi: "I understand... [Dripping sweat]"
Gu Yao: "Listen to my dad, my brother went to his grandfather's house when he was six years old. An old uncle in the village sent him a pumpkin."
Zhang Siyi: "..."
Zhang Siyi: "Where is your grandfather's house?"
Gu Yao: "Under Ningcheng Township, my grandfather is a carpenter. My grandmother was originally a good show in the city. In the early years, I fled to the village to marry my grandfather because of family reasons. These things will be long, and I will tell you later. ""
"Hmm, continue to say pumpkin," Zhang Siyi thought, how so smart, but also pumpkin, Gu Yu will not put the pumpkin in anti-corrosion paint in a nitrogen box? However, he thought again, at the age of six, Gu Yu estimated that even nitrogen is not known! He was curious: "What happened to the pumpkin?"
Gu Yao: "It is said that the pumpkin is not the same as a regular pumpkin. It is a fat cylindrical shape, golden in its body, and it looks like a golden glow in the sun."
Zhang Siyi seems to have made up the golden glow of the pumpkin... treasure! I can imagine that the six-year-old Gu Yu got the look of this unique pumpkin and then glowed. When I was a child, it was like this. When I saw a broken glass bead, I could play it as a baby for a long time. What's more, it was such a strange pumpkin. If it was myself, he would associate the pumpkin with the same fetish as the gourd doll!
Gu Yao continued: "And, the old uncle who sent my brother this pumpkin is also a special old uncle. He is a Mr. Feng Shui in the village. He has no wife and no children. When he is less than fifty, he has white hair. Still with a long white beard, it looks like a fairy, not like a dusty person!"
Zhang Siyi was completely brought into the story by Gu Yao’s description. According to this routine, this seems to be the beginning of a novel. The male protagonist Gu Yu got the pumpkin from the old uncle of the sacred bones. In fact, the pumpkin is a After upgrading the treasures that have been cultivated, Gu Yu has opened a legendary journey to cultivate the immortals with the help of
Pumpkins
...
Gu Yao: "My dad said, my brother got the pumpkin, I don't know how it happened, the father is a big hair, I have to take that pumpkin as my son, I sleep every night, I have to put the pumpkin when I wash my face. Wipe it again, and no one in the family is allowed to touch it."
Zhang Siyi: "Hey, haha..." Why is it completely different from the development of imagination! (╮▽≦)
Gu Yao: "One day, I came to our house and saw my brother's pumpkin. I don't know if it was my brother's baby. I cooked it."
Zhang Siyi sneered: "Ha ha ha ha ha... later?"
Gu Yao: "My dad was informed, I was afraid that my brother would be sad, and I would discuss with my mom, my mom would not tell my brother. My brother kindergarten came back from school, looking for his son everywhere, not found, sitting on the side, squatting Head, self-talking, 'it should be going out to play, will come back later...'
Zhang Siyi: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..." God, Gu Yu actually had such a stupid time!
Gu Yao: "Until the next day, my brother reacted. There was a pumpkin in the dish I had eaten the night before!"
Zhang Siyi also followed the tension: "He reacted? What to do!"
Gu Yao: "He asked Dad why he had eaten his son. My dad couldn't help but laugh. He could only lie to him and said, 'You ate it, it is now in your stomach. You will take it after a long time. Born out, it will call your father when it is!
Zhang Siyi: "I am going to Ohahaha... what do you say, hahahaha..."
Gu Yao: "My brother really believes! He has been looking forward to it for a long time. At least he touched his stomach every day and asked his father three times. When will his son come out!"
"...~...~" Zhang Siyi shook his shoulders in the back seat, and laughed and burst into tears!