Chapter 235: Enema ambassador

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Chapter 235 Enema Ambassador
Zhengde changed his casual clothes. As soon as Luan drove into the capital, he left the brigade. He and Liu Jin and others drove back to the palace with Luan. Since walking with Yang Ling on the streets of the capital of Beijing, Jinyi guards quietly surrounded him, escorting his actions.
Zhengde said: "Tomorrow's Special Envoy to Dongying will arrive in Beijing?"
Yang Lingdao said: "Yes, the confidants of the courtiers are accompanying them to the capital, and Hongya Temple has sent a ceremonial officer to greet them. However, the emperor did not see them so quickly. According to Wang Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites, the tribute has strict etiquette, When to go up, what clothes to wear, how to kneel and stand, how to stand up and down, how to offer tributes, and procedures for offering tributes, and then train their envoys, make sure that they do n’t make mistakes, so that the emperor will not make mistakes at the ceremony. "
Zhengde sighed: "The impatient man encountered Manlangzhong".
Yang Ling said with a smile: "The emperor does not have to worry about the formation of the naval division, the shipping department, the customs office, and the organization of the coastal business community. These things ultimately have to be decided by you. There are many things to be busy. The mission of Dongying is here. Their mission It's over, when to meet, with what specifications, let the Libe worry about it.
The emperor should now be concerned about the candidates for the military and librarian Shangshu. These two government gates, one governing generals and one governing civilian officials, are the most important government gates of the court. Wenwu is the right arm of the emperor.
Zhengde frowned: "In the view of Aiqing, who can take over the role of Shangshu in the DPRK and China?"
How dare Yang Ling recommend it casually, said vaguely: "The emperor can summon three university scholars tomorrow, and they know the hundred officials of the DPRK and CCP, and they can certainly propose suitable candidates."
"Alright," Zheng De nodded. Then he sniffed his nose and said with joy: "What's this smell? Good smell, let's go and take a look."
A small stall at the front corner. The red and simmering oil in the iron pan is very coveted. It turned out to be the Beijing snack enema.
This thing has been popular since the beginning of the Ming Dynasty. Pork intestines are filled with more than ten kinds of spices, such as flour, red yeast water, cloves, cardamom, etc. After cooking, they are sliced ​​and fried with pig.
Anyone who has seen this kind of thing before Zhengde will taste it when she smells it. A dozen guards have taken the lead to occupy a few tables. The rest of the people scattered around. Zhengde and Yang Ling went into the middle alone and called for two plates of enema. Yang Ling chatted with him while eating.
He had figured out the character of the little emperor early. He was full of energy and had the ambition to do something big, but he was very playful. It was extremely difficult for him to sit down and think about something seriously. Talk while playing like this. Instead, it is more efficient.
The veterans of the Chaozhong people took it for granted that since they were emperors, they seemed to be born saints. No one had ever regarded the emperor as an ordinary playful teenager.
Yang Ling can be unfavorable in front of Zhengde, one is that Zhengde is extremely trusting in him. With the occurrence of several major events, he increasingly regarded Yang Ling as the most dependable person. In addition, Yang Ling understood how to use the personality characteristics of young people to treat the symptoms, which is also a reason.
This way while watching the street cart carrying burden. Peddlers and pedestrians peddling along the street, while eating snacks, Yang Ling has rotated the formation of naval and naval generals. The naval fleet is divided into four fleets of the North Sea, East China Sea, South China Sea and Inland Sea. The establishment of three major shipyards in Jinling, Songhua River and Quanzhou, as well as the establishment of municipal shipping companies and customs agencies, a tax-making and tax-checking, a concept of tax collection and payment, quietly input the concept of Zhengde, so that he has a clear concept in his mind .
At this time, in the leopard room, Xie Hua and Xi Hua stood on the high Huchi platform. Throwing a rooster down, the four tigers lay lazily on the ground suddenly jumped up, let out a roar of infiltration, and swooped at the chicken.
The poor rooster spread its wings and wailed for a moment, and was taken away by a tiger that jumped into the air, and the other tigers turned around and left, and lay back in the sun and basked in the sun again.
The interpreter said strangely: "Is this tiger the king of tigers? Why don't those tigers compete with it?"
A little beside him replied with a grin: "The girl doesn't know, the tiger is the king of the beasts. His temperament is extremely proud. Since the prey has fallen into the mouth of other tigers, they are hungry. They are also disdainful. ".
Although Xie Hua has spent many years in the rivers and lakes, he has never raised giant beasts. At that time, the acrobatic troupe kept a few horses and monkeys at best. They looked at the pool novelly. Sure enough, they grabbed that one. The rooster's tiger chewed, and the other tigers didn't look at it.
There was a trace of ridicule on the lips of the interpretation, and he laughed and said, "What the beasts still talk about are the king's prestige! If they are so hungry that they can't even eat grass roots and bark, they will split the flesh and bones into the pot with an ax When cooking, will it keep the arrogance of the king of the beasts? I am afraid the tiger will become a dog! "
The little didn't know why the woman, who was always sweet and smiling, said such terrible words, couldn't help but stunned. As Hua Hua turned around, she touched the explanation with her shoulders without a trace, and the explanation suddenly stopped.
A servant was walking with a bucket in the forest road in front of him, and Xiuhua saw her eyes lit up, and quickly yelled, "You stop, this girl is going to wash your hands. Hey, you guys are waiting, no need to wait ".
As soon as she talked, the two hurried over. The two had just caught the rooster and had some odor on their hands. It was reasonable to wash their hands. Several eunuchs were waiting beside the tiger pond.
The two walked down the road, bent down and washed their hands with clear water. The handyman looked around and said quietly, "The little land spread the news. Yangjiaping was swept away by the Tatars in the battle of Jimingyi. There are not many old people in the tribe, and the genealogy is lost.
Listening to the living Yang family, Yang family has two distant relatives surnamed Tang, but there is nothing to do with Yang Ling, this Tang Yixian is very suspicious, maybe Yang Ling wants to control the emperor's beauty plan. Santian Shi said that the emperor was very obsessed with this woman. Once she was allowed to enter the palace, it would be detrimental to you. Yang Ling's status is therefore more solid and harmful to this religion. "
Shaohua gently pursed a pair of water flowers while cleaning a pair, while silently saying, "What is Santianshi's idea?"
The man's eyes swept hurriedly. He lowered his voice and said, "We can't get close to Yang Mansion and there is no way to do it. Since the emperor pampered her, you can find a way for the emperor to bring her to the leopard room, and then use ..., as long as her identity is as expected Then, someone in the teaching can encourage Guo Xun and his class to go to court.
An unidentified woman was found to be close to the emperor, impersonating her relatives, and the plot was sinister. No matter how powerful he is, he is also the most guilty of committing bullying and bewilderment, and he will have to pluck his skin if he does not die. "
He saw the impatience of several eunuchs and others have come over, he quickly lifted the bucket, and said with a loud voice: "Let's go," and when he finished talking about the bucket, don't leave. The drop of water on his hand greeted him back.
Zhengde left the palace. He was really at ease and comfortable. Fortunately, although he was playful, he also knew that the state could not be put aside, and he still sent the important ceremony to the Leopard Room for review every day.
Seeing the sky will be late. Zhengde was full of fun, remembering that there was still a failure to approve, and then he got up and returned to the Leopard Room. Yang Ling escorted into the Leopard Room all the way. Recalling that the Dongying Mission was going to Beijing tomorrow, Cheng Qiyun came with the Dongying Mission, and that this matter was brought about by one hand, and it must be greeted at that time, and he wanted to rest early and quit.
Yang Ling walked to the main entrance porch of the Leopard Room, but had not yet gone out, and was faced with a little eunuch. The little couldn't help seeing him: "Master Yang!"
Yang Ling looked at the face, and wondered: "Is this father-in-law?"
The little hurriedly gave a gift and said, "The slave-servant is a small prince in Princess Yongchun's palace. I have seen the adult several times in the palace. ".
Yang Ling, who remembered a little who helped the princess to get off the car, said with a smile: "Oh ... The official remembered, how did the father-in-law come to the leopard room. It was His Royal Highness who sent you here?"
Yang Ling asked. The father-in-law, Dingzi, became angry immediately, and he was a close-by waiter beside Yongchun. When I saw Yang Ling several times, I saw that the adult and the high princess were talking and laughing. It was also him who greeted the princess to play in Jizhou. The relationship between them was naturally very good. Besides, Yongchun had originally ordered Ruo to see Yang. The lord wants to ask.
Xiao Dingzi rolled her sleeves and said indignantly: "Master Yang, the two princesses went to Jizhou with the saint, who was expected to return to the queen's mother when they came back, saying that the two princesses were out of the palace. It should be severely punished, and now the Ministry of Internal Affairs has cut the princess's silver, and the number of people in the house has been halved. Even the candles used at night show that only a few candles can be used, and the princess is crying.
But the Queen Mother sent the female officer of the Shang Palace Division, not allowing the princess to act, saying that she would be imprisoned for ten days. The princess sent her slaves to come to the emperor to sue. By the way, the princess said that adults should be careful.
Luo Xiang? Luo Xiangweili is a picture, and courage is small, he will take the initiative to punish the office owner? Luo Xiang and Liu Jin were very close, and the Ministry of Internal Affairs was under the supervision of Sili ...
Suddenly Yang Ling understood something, and felt a little funny in her heart: this Liu Jin, hated me because of jealousy, even the royal family who approached me hated it, really shortsighted, in addition to offending the two princesses, he even took What's the use of the empress dowager? Climb that little queen?
He shook his head disapprovingly. It is estimated that Zhengde would n’t go back to the queen to make a fuss about this trivial matter. Zhengde himself was often scolded by the dogs of the officials. The princess had to stay for ten days and cut the monthly silver. Would he mind?
Yang Ling thought for a while and was about to wave his hand to let the little go in. His heart was suddenly agitated: No, Liu Jin did not have great talent, but he could not even see the pros and cons of this point, not to mention that there were a few more around him How can a dog-headed military division play such a tricky game?
He is killing two birds with one stone! The princess was taken out of her own place, but now the princess is severely punished by the queen, but she has done her best. What would you think in the eyes of others? Qiu Ju, Wei Bin, Gao Feng and others are not very open in front of Zhengde, but the more or less control of power has certain uses, and it is not to be underestimated that they are brought together.
Both Zi and Liu Jin are currently trying to pull these people to their side. If the punishment of the princess is regarded as a trivial matter, let it happen, what do you think of these people? Will they fall to Liu Jin?
Even more insidious is that if the emperor is expensive, the emperor ’s sisters will be punished and become a fact, indicating that their trip has indeed exceeded their limits. The princess has been punished, will she not be punished?
The original design of the romantic and indifferent to the court etiquette is based on the premise that the hundred officials only impeach themselves, and it is a planned decentralization within the scope of their own control. If the conviction of the princess is confirmed, then the initiative will not be In his own hands, perhaps at that time, not only the tax empowerment was granted, but also the military power.
Yang Ling couldn't help it. Luo Xiang also has the courage to secretly calculate himself. This is really good for being bullied by others, not giving him any advantage, not beating him, and only getting more and more small, who has the kung fu to deal with their secret calculations every day!
Wouldn't he use the whole person's small means? You can't do it, you can't do it, since Luo Xiang himself sent the door to try the knife. Then ask him to be that monkey monkey!
Yang Ling decided that he couldn't help but smile coldly, beckoned Xiao Dingzi and gently asked a few words, Xiao Dingzi listened to nodding again and again, and temporarily avoided the porter under the side porch. Yang Ling turned and walked back.
He knew that the emperor moved to the leopard room, and many of the palace gates were far away. Luo Xiang was estranged by the emperor in order not to see each other for a long time. He used the problems such as the royal meal and the cost of the leopard room to come to see the emperor every day. Shuohan asked warmly.
Xi Gonggu, the head of the imperial dining room next to the emperor, is a close friend of Miao Kuidi and is familiar with his relationship with Miao Kui. He also moved to the Leopard Room, specializing in the emperor's meal. Yang Lingjing went to the imperial dining room to see Father Gong, and he worked closely with him before he rushed to the emperor's residence.
At this time Luo Xiang had arrived, and saw Yang Ling felt a little guilty, even though he was close to Liu Jin, a big backer. But Yang Lingdi's means and position in front of the emperor were clear. If Yang Ling knew that he was hitting his mind, he was still very timid.
Yang Ling looked at him with a smile and said indifferently: "Grandpa Luo, I've been away for a long time."
Zheng Dezheng was eating snacks while watching the twists and turns, and when Yang Ling came back, he could n’t help but wonder:
How come Yang Qing is back?

Yang Ling smiled and said with a smile: "Emperor, Tomorrow will be going to Beijing tomorrow. The selection of the ambassador was originally under the responsibility of the Ministry of Rites. But I heard that the Japanese were barbaric, and most of the missions in Beijing carried samurai and rogues. Several times when Yiman sent envoys to the dynasty, there were rogues who were drunk and troubled, and neither the offense nor the release was very tricky. The minister wondered whether or not to arrange for a few skilled Ouchi guards to enter in the ambassador. , Can be won immediately to prevent the situation from expanding. "
Zheng De praised: "Praise that you want to be meticulous, just do it. People around me, Ai Qing chooses at will."
"Yes," Yang Ling agreed, and retreated to the side to see that Luo Xiang asked the emperor warmly and asked whether the food was delicious and what he needed to do with the Ministry of Internal Affairs. He suddenly indifferently interjected: The officer remembered that there was a kind of enema that was delicious, crispy and delicious, and Grandpa Luo could always prepare someone for the emperor. "
As soon as Zhengde thought about it, he was busy and said, "Yes, yes, just do it. I don't know when I want to eat."
Luo Xiang knew this famous snack, but he could not think of the emperor's mouth, and he politely agreed, because Yang Ling was in the room, he was guilty of thieves, he was a little uncomfortable, and he laughed for a while, and he got up and said goodbye Too.
Luo Xiang first went to the imperial dining room to tell the emperor the things he ordered down carefully. He relied on the emperor's favor to get his seat today. Naturally, he would not carelessly serve the emperor.
The father-in-law Xi was full of intestines, and his heart was extremely slippery. Officials of the Ministry of the Interior knocked on the emperor's stubborn things. It was common practice that Luo Xiang often wiped the oil. At this moment, he heard that the emperor wanted to eat enema. Xiang unknowingly fell into his trap, and finally listened to his calculated silver, Luo Xiangdale, patted Father Gong ’s shoulder and said,
Old Xi, good and good, I ’ll dial the silver tomorrow, that ’s it. deal".
Xiao Dingzi in Princess Yongchun's palace hides in the porter and sees Luo Xiang go away. He immediately flashes out and runs to the emperor's palace.
The children like to exaggerate their words, and Yang Ling, who can use his mouth to incite people to take out the coffin and buy insurance, taught it again. The miserable state of the two princesses really describes the sadness of the hearers and the tears of the listeners.
Zhengde didn't care if he was grinning, anyway, the two sisters usually had nowhere to go in the palace. They were banned for a few days, but he heard the officials of the Ministry of Internal Affairs ran to the two royal sisters' palaces and took them on the spot. The half-waiting housemaid and maidservant, withholding money from the moon, made her two younger sisters cry when they were sad and crying, and their faces gradually changed.
Finally, I heard that it was getting late, but the amount of candles in Yumei Palace was limited. The girl was sitting in Youda's palace. The black and miserable people only burned three or two candles. Even the meal was inconvenient. Feelings, the nose can not help a sour.
Yang Ling sleeved and sighed aside: "Oh, don't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face, the queen's lady wants to implement the palace regulations, but also just do the appearance, lest the princesses and princesses have a copy, this sentence is very cost-effective. How much, how to cut it, don't you know how to be a slave-servant? The House of Representatives is a fake and awe-inspiring, which is also embarrassing to the emperor. ? "
Zhengde heard his heart burning, and snapped the table, scolding, "Luo Xiang, the bastard, is like a dog in front of me. I can't think of such an arrogance behind me, and I even dare to insult my sister like this. Has Neku become so shameful? Let me have the trouble with my sister! I'm so sorry ... I trust him so much! "
Zhengde's accusations continued, and the chief executive officer of the imperial dining room ran into the door with a big belly and a smile on his face, rubbing his fat and oily hand: "The emperor, the general manager Luo ordered, the emperor likes to eat enema, but the slave does not know the emperor. When I want to eat it, if I want to use it today, the slave-servant immediately sends the small one to the restaurant outside the front door of the leopard house to buy a few first. Although the thing is only ten bucks, I ca n’t help but put it. The emperor wants to eat our imperial house. You have to wait for the enema, and it will be done in about half a month. "
"Uh? Little half-moon? Father Xiong, did it take you so long to buy some intestines? The emperor's errands dare to delay!" Yang Ling asked deliberately.
"Where do slaves dare, Master Yang has no idea, General Manager Luo has ordered to build a new imperial dining room, dedicated to enemas, set up two chief and deputy general managers, a group of cooks handyman, how to get a little half a month, General Manager Luo explained On the first day, I set aside thirty-two thousand dollars to prepare ... "
Zhengde didn't know the oil, salt, and rice, and the price in his mind had no idea, but this father-in-law just said that an enema was only ten bucks. This animal actually paid tens of thousands of silver for building and adding people, just a few enemas. Is it necessary to cover the kitchen with a set of cooks? This is blatant corruption!
Zhengde didn't hear it, and he grabbed the paperweight on the table and threw it down, and a piece of beautiful jade was smashed and smashed. The emperor Zhengde shouted: "Oh, he is Luo Xiang, really right Start me! Biography! Biography! Immediately took over the position of Luo Xiang ’s internal affairs office, thoroughly inspected all the accounts, this ... this bastard, I sealed him as an enema ambassador, and later ran the front door restaurant for me. Buy an enema! "