Chapter 550 - Do You Want to Eat Snakes?

Chapter 550: Do You Want to Eat Snakes?
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Snake had no means of letting Wabei go, he wrapped Wabei tightly with his thick snake body and strangled him inch by inch. The two that were mistaken by Gu Mengmeng as a loving gay couple moments ago turned into a matcha-shit-flavored fried dough twist as they love and kill each other…

The scene was too bloody for Gu Mengmeng to watch, she hugged her knees and buried her face in them… Snakes were just too scary.

Not long after, a pair of icy hands poked Gu Mengmeng’s shoulders slightly and a cold voice sounded from above the head,
Twomeng.


Gu Mengmeng looked up and the first thing she saw was a hand with palm facing upwards, then she saw Snake’s wickedly beautiful face. Gu Mengmeng hesitated for a while, she raised her little fist in the air but did not dare to put onto Snake’s hand.

Snake raised his eyebrows and said
Erm?
in displeasure.


Gu Mengmeng pouted and said,
You grabbed shit just now, did you wash your hands?


Snake was stunned for a moment, he looked back at the heavily wounded Wabei and suddenly found a shit-related scene in his memory… The shit of other animals… seemed to be different from that of snakes.

Snake felt like he was suffering an internal injury, he thought that he might never be willing to accept Wabei’s challenges in the future again.

Taking his hand back slowly, Snake sighed and said,
Let’s go.


Gu Mengmeng did not move, she sat still hugging his knee, looked at Snake and asked,
To where?


Snake looked at his hand speechlessly and said,
To wash my hands.


Gu Mengmeng laughed immorally, stood up, swiped away the dust on her butt and followed behind Snake. When they walked past Wabei who was lying on the ground, Gu Mengmeng asked,
Then what about him?


Snake stopped, turned back and asked,
Do you want to eat shit… Do you want to eat snakes?


Gu Mengmeng was so scared then her face turned white, she ran to Snake’s side and said,
No no no, I had zero interest in that. Go go go, let’s go and wash our hands.


Snake frowned, he looked at how Gu Mengmeng was avoiding snakes as much as possible and said quietly,
Actually… Snake meat is pretty delicious.



Gu Mengmeng was stunned, she turned around to look at Snake numbly and said,
Why do all males like to encourage others to eat themselves so much…


Snake looked back at Gu Mengmeng and asked,
Eat themselves?


Gu Mengmeng did not answer, she looked back at Snake quietly, as though she was waiting for an answer.

Snake shook his head and said,
There is nothing in the Snake King valley except for plenty of snakes. Wait till you finish all of them if you want to eat me.


Gu Mengmeng stared at Wabei whom had nowhere uninjured on his body, twitched her lips and shook her head. She turned around, ran away and said,
No no, I can’t put my mouth on that.


Snake turned to look at Wabei too, he nodded his head and agreed,
Right, it’s indeed disgusting.


The two of them joked around as they reach the riverside, Gu Mengmeng bent down, scooped up a handful of water and washed her face, before retreating back to a further spot.

Snake, on the other hand, was pretty relaxed. He swam into the river, wagging his tail in the water. His upper body that was above the water was kept human form, he asked,
Are you scared of water?


Gu Mengmeng shook her head and said,
I am the little white dragon in the waves, the only person that could swim faster than me is Michael Phelps.


Snake did not know who was Michael Phelps, nor was he interested. He continued to ask,
Then why don’t you want to come into the water?



Gu Mengmeng picked up a stone, threw it into the river and answered with a faint smile,
Someone’s heartbeat would be racing if he sees me near a river, nervous about getting abandoned. So I promised him… that I would never be near a river.