Chapter 46:
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Become a Villain Wife After Transported
- 锦橙
- 1889 characters
- 2021-03-01 08:46:22
Soon to the final round, Jiang Tang they are still the first.
The task this time is that you draw and I guess. A family member will draw the picture and the family member will write the corresponding answers. Each person has only three opportunities for each question, and three failures are considered failures.
Just when Jiang Tang thought about who to paint, Lin Suizhou automatically asked: "I'm coming."
Jiang Tang's eyes doubted: "You?"
"Do not believe?"
She looked up and down, and Lin Suizhou was no better than President Xia. At first glance, there was no artistic cell. But he said so, and he couldn't distract him.
"Okay, you come."
Jiang Tang and two children sat opposite him.
There were five questions in total. Lin Suizhou looked at the card and picked up a black carbon pen to start drawing on the whiteboard.
He drew a circle first, and then added a few strokes, and soon, a stickman appeared.
Jiang Tang frowned: "People?"
Lin Suizhou shook his head and drew a circle on top of the stickman's head. Jiang Tang barely recognized that it was the sun.
She scratched her head: "Sunning ... people who bask in the sun?"
He glanced at it, and then clearly said she was stupid again, then turned around and added a clock to another open space, the hour hand pointing at seven.
There were already other teams coming at this moment, and she scratched her head anxiously: "Who ... Go to work?"
"The answer is wrong, my mother has no chance."
Lin Suizhou glanced at Jiang Tang and pointed to Liang Shen: "Come on."
Liang Shen's eyes lit up, and when he was about to open his mouth to answer, he saw his father looking away, "Forget it, just guess."
Liang Shen :? ? ? ?
Liang Qiannuannuo: "Eat breakfast."
Lin Suizhou smiled softly and gave her daughter an encouraging look: "Shallow is really smart."
Jiang Tang: "..."
Jiang Tang: "...............?"
Eat ... eat breakfast?
She raised her hand to interrupt Lin Suizhou, who was about to start the second question, pointing at the whiteboard and saying, "You tell me, where is breakfast?"
Lin Suizhou pointed at the villain and said, "This is an elementary school student with a red scarf on his chest. This is the sun, indicating that he just got up and is going to school. Of course he has to have breakfast before school."
"……what?"
She widened her eyes, and it took a long time to recognize that the dark thing on the stickman's chest was a red scarf?
God red scarf!
"In order to make you understand, I added a clock, but unfortunately you haven't guessed what I mean."
"..."
You can guess that there is a ghost!
Suddenly the brain hurt, listening to the low snickers of the parents around him, Jiang Tang was inexplicably tired, and originally thought that Xie's ear only appeared in the TV series. As a result ... he was met by one today.
The second question started, Jiang Tang took a deep breath and settled his mind, looking at the whiteboard seriously.
Lin Suizhou stared at the card in his hand, and he did not move for a moment. Lin Suizhou looked at the teacher who issued the question: "I give up this way, and some children are not suitable."
Not suitable for children?
Jiang Tang stepped forward and grabbed the card, only to see three bold letters on it-little tadpoles.
Tear.
She tore the card directly.
Jiang Tang raised his head and smiled angrily: "You tell me, where are the little tadpoles wrong?"
Lin Suizhou's eyelashes twitched, and all answers were silent.
Soon, the grown-ups around realized the connotation and cast ambiguous eyes.
Jiang Tang had a burst of blue and red on his face, and finally turned around, holding the card back to his seat.
He raised the corner of his lips: "Next question."
After a second of trance, the teacher handed Lin Suizhou a new card.
Time passed by one minute and one second, the people around Jiang Tang walked one by one, and they were still here to continue your painting I guess.
Lin Suizhou erased the original "work" with ease, and drew two wavy lines on it with a black carbon pen, and then a stickman was drawn on the line, followed by a match ... dog?
The lines are too abstract for Jiang Tang to recognize.
"All right."
Jiang Tang blinked and tried very hard to recognize and think for a few seconds: "Walk the dog?"
Lin Suizhou's eyebrows twisted, and her heart tightened a bit. Isn't it ... it's not about walking the dog, that's--
"Walk the cat?"
He sighed and reminded: "It has nothing to do with cats and dogs."
Jiang Tang: "..."
Jiang Tang: "Give me a hint?"
"We use it every day."
I will use it every day ...
Jiang Tang's eyes stared at the painting. She swears that she didn't look at the college entrance examination papers as seriously as she did. After a minute, Jiang Tang's spirit moved, and she jumped up and snapped her fingers.
Lin Suizhou raised his eyebrows slightly, with anticipation in his eyes.
"Afanti riding a donkey!"
The moment the words fell, the expectation on Lin Suizhou's face faded into hope at a rate visible to the naked eye.
The teacher next to him who knew the answer did not collapse and laughed out loud. She took out a small bag of melon seeds from her pocket and clicked and watched the excitement.
At this time, the last one also catches up and moves towards the key.
Jiang Tang succeeded in changing from champion to crane tail.
"Isn't it?"
Lin Suizhou looked away: "Liang Shen."
"I……"
"Forget it, come on."
Liang Shen: "..."
"Dad, I don't know." Shallow shook his head honestly, "I can't guess."
"I know!" Liang Shen, who finally had the chance to answer the question, raised his hand frantically. Lin Suizhou had no choice but to let his son with the lowest IQ answer.
His eyes are bright: "Haidilao! Dad, let's eat Haideilao at night!"
"..."
I knew it was better to count on a char siu than to count on him.
Lin Suizhou faced the card to three people, which read-wIFI.
There was silence.
The teacher in the rear has already bent down with a smile.
The following is the answer time. Lin Suizhou pointed to the wavy line and said, "This is the sea." The carbon pen slipped and pointed to a straight line, "This is the ground."
Then, move to the two stickman: "This is a person pulling a horse, so ... connected means Heidirama."
Jiang Tang looked at wtF.
The children are all ignorant, they don't understand what his father said.
Lin Suizhou said: "Heidi Rama is the mother of wIFI, so ... the answer is obviously wIFI."
Faced with Lin Suizhou's expression [you can't even guess this], Jiang Tang was completely angry, stepped forward to grab the pen and draw the wIFI icon on it, and the fox's eyes glared at Lin Suizhou: "You can't directly Is that so? They are so small, where do you know if you are painting Heidirama or Haidilao! "
He frowned and realized, "Yeah ..."
"..."
Fuck!
I thought Lin Suizhou was the king of IQ mAX. Now it seems that he is a stupid bronze. It is certain that Liang Shen is his son.
The last question, Jiang Tang has no hope.
Perhaps because it was a critical moment, Lin Suizhou was extremely serious. He first carefully drew a circle, and then randomly painted on it.
This time, Jiang Tang decided to follow Lin Suizhou's thinking.
First of all ... he certainly did not paint pizza.
According to his theory, the big circle may be the earth, and the dots on it represent hundreds of millions of people on the earth, which can be thought of ... Lin Suizhou painted "Me and You", after all, the lyrics are my heart and your heart, Live with the global village.
Yes, there must be nothing wrong.
Jiang Tang won the ticket, quite calmly: "Me and you."
He shook his calf lightly and said slowly, "Pizza."
Lin Suizhou stepped forward and hugged Shallow, and kissed her on the face: "Shallow is really clever." After that, he despised Jiang Tang, "Mom can't even guess this."
"..."
"........."
Holding a note with the final location, the four of them finally left the room where you drew my guess.
Looking at Lin Suizhou, who was walking in front of him, Jiang Tang became more and more unwilling. She took a small step to catch up and gently pulled the man's corner. "Why is it pizza?"
His voice was soft, and he was also inexplicably proud: "Because you are not as smart as me."
"..."
Without Lin Suizhou's clever Jiang Tang, he just wanted to find a place to put him on the spot.
But it doesn't matter, soon ... Mr. Lin will soon see the cruelty of the world.
They finally arrived at the place where the task items were placed. In the empty room, a pink cosmetic bag was placed on the center table. Jiang Tang saw how happy and happy he was when he saw that cosmetic bag.
"this one?"
Looking at the pink packet, Lin Suizhou, who looked casual, had not realized the seriousness of the matter.
"Yeah, that's it."
She turned her makeup bag up and jingled instantly.
Returning to the class, the classroom has been newly planned. All the tables and chairs have been moved to the two sides, neatly arranged, and there is a clear space in the middle. There is a line of cursive words "make up my dad" on the large blackboard in front.
Jiang Tang looked around, and the scenes can be said to be particularly lively. Moms have the intention to their fathers, and all kinds of cosmetics do n’t need money to cram up on them. The children are even more excessive. Some cats were drawn, some tigers were drawn to the forehead, and some children were smarter. They shredded colorful paper cuts and used lipstick as a decoration directly on dad's face.
The screams and laughter in the class were mixed and chaotic.
Lin Suizhou glanced and turned to leave without expression.
As soon as one foot stepped out, Jiang Tang's arm was wrapped around her. She looked up and smiled: "Zhou Cu, grandma will hurt you."
Lin Suizhou: "..."
"Don't be afraid, I think you have some heat stroke after running for a day, it is better to come in and rest."
Lin Suizhou: "..."
The next second, he was pulled in by Jiang Tang.
Jiang Tangsheng was afraid that the man would break away from her and slipped away. He found a place and forced him to sit down. Then he pulled away his cosmetic bag and looked around.
The kindergarten also invested a lot of money for this event, which contained lipstick repair blush brow cream and even a box of false eyelashes.
Looking at the messy bottles, Lin Suizhou's eyes jumped hard.
"You let me come over just to make up for me?"
"What do you say?" Jiang Tang gave him a glance. "It's obviously to watch you dance."
"..."
He got up now and was pressed back by Jiang Tang in an instant.
Looking at the cosmetics with her cheek, she turned her eyes and looked at Jiang Tang: "Mom, can I wear a Barbie wig for Dad?"
"Okay, but did you take it?"
"Now, in my small cabinet, there is also the little magic fairy cloak, I also brought it."
With that said, he ran out shallowly, and when he came back, he had an extra bag in his hand, which contained a golden wig and a bulingbuling magic fairy cape.
Lin Suizhou's throat knot rolled up and down, looking at the shallow and sweet little face, and his heart was ashamed. It turned out that his daughter was the one with the deepest thought.