Chapter 38: Gloomy President x Fast Blade Chef

Citizen Ji Shijie feels that he has been insulted like never before!
After he reported the case to such a well-ordered citizen, the police did not accept his case, and they doubted whether he was drinking!
They have even begun to question how he got here-if he drives by himself, he will have to be caught driving while drunk.
Fortunately, the results of the alcohol tester proved Ji Shijie's innocence.
He is not the kind of alcoholic who got drunk in the morning like the police suspected, and the wounds on his body weren't the result of drunkenness and fighting with others last night!
However, the reality does not seem to be any better than drunk driving.
After confirming that he was not drinking, the police began to wonder if he was mentally ill.
Ji Shijie: "..."
The conscientious uncles of the police, based on the principle of not letting potentially harmful people go to the streets casually, asked Ji Shijie to come to live together with his girlfriend, that is, the sweet-looking girl who is on the phone.
They asked Liang Xiaojing about Ji Shijie's mental illness.
Liang Xiaojing: "Huh?"
They asked Liang Xiaojing to come over, and it was best to take her boyfriend away by himself.
Liang Xiaojing has already started to shirk: "This, it doesn't seem to be good either..."
In the end, she still couldn't save face and came to the police station to pick up Ji Shijie. But from her expression, she was already thinking about how to break up with Ji Shijie!
Ji Shijie: "..."
He said, he used a basket of good things to paint Liang Xiaojing with a prospect as big as a golden mountain, so that Liang Xiaojing believed that he was not mentally ill, and he did not suddenly go crazy when he came to the police station to call the police.
By the time this series of incidents were resolved, it was already 12 noon.
Ji Shijie collapsed on the sofa of the rental house, feeling exhausted physically and mentally.
Liang Xiaojing went to the kitchen and ate the hot food from last night. Today, she has secretly looked back at Ji Shijie no less than four times, as if she still suspected that he would suddenly violent, and then beat him to a bruised face with a violent fist.
The door lock is not broken, the window is not open, they live on the 21st floor again, and there is no problem with the security check and monitoring. There is no explanation for this problem except that Ji Shijie beat him up during his sleepwalking.
It can't be someone who can teleport, who traveled all the way and made a special trip to beat Ji Shijie, right?
Facing his new girlfriend, Ji Shijie looked back cautiously, as if looking at a strange species, Ji Shijie endured it.
Except for Liang Xiaojing, he has no other cash cow to do his next home. And the relationship between him and Liang Xiaojing is not strong enough, and he can't break up at this time.
It's just a wicked one.
After being repeatedly questioned by the police and his girlfriend dozens of times, even he himself doubted that it was just an illusion that Lin Jingjiang, who was out of breath yesterday, was just an illusion?
Ji Shijie slumped on the sofa with nothing to do, and simply turned on the phone.
He just clicked into the familiar live broadcast software and saw Lin Jingjiang was live broadcast.
Muscle inertia reacted faster than the brain. Lin Jingjiang's live broadcast room was opened by him. The person inside was eating mashed potatoes, white chicken, and a bowl of ribs and mushroom soup. I don't know how to adjust the filter, the dishes in front of him seem to be more attractive and delicious than others!
Ji Shijie: "..."
He is so angry, he is even more hungry!

If Ji Shijie knew what Luo Jiujiang and the system were doing now, I'm afraid he wouldn't have the heart to think about whether he was hungry or not.
Luo Jiujiang and the system are reconciling accounts.
This matter was first brought up by the system. After all, as a cultivator, Luo Jiujiang was about to forget what was going on with the money.
When he walked sideways in the entire world of cultivating immortals, he met friends who asked him to spend a lot of money; when he met people who weren't friends, they became more enthusiastic, begging him to spend whatever he wanted.
Had it not been for the system to mention his previous host when chatting with Luo Jiujiang, and then mention the current target person, he inadvertently said: "The target person owes a lot of money to the original owner." Luo Jiujiang could not remember this. Stubble.
[Yes indeed. ] Luo Jiujiang suddenly realized, [I always felt that his deliberate intention to kill the original owner was too much and almost poisonous. ]
Ordinary straight men who have lived with people who have ideas about themselves for so long may feel nauseous and want to avoid them, or use them as a joke afterwards. But it is really rare for him to hate the original owner so much and want the original owner to die so much.
But linking this behavior back and forth, for example, he still owes a large sum of money to the original owner... Then this behavior can be understood.
Of course, people like Ji Shijie would look forward to the stars and the moon, and hope for the death of their creditors.
Fortunately, most modern technology payments are made by mobile phones, and there are also records in the bank. The system only needs to contact the two, it is easy to calculate the data they want.
[According to statistics, the target mission card owes the original owner a total of 637,960 circle triangle eight points. ] The system reported it meticulously.
Luo Jiujiang said thoughtfully: [He should wipe a zero for the original owner...Even if six hundred and thirty-eight thousand are better, it sounds auspicious. ]
The system has become accustomed to Luo Jiujiang’s overlord style. It just asks: [Does the host want to retrieve the transfer record and flow, submit evidence to the court, and request the target mission to repay? ]
Luo Jiujiang had already figured out the process of compulsory repayment through Omnipotent Qiandu.
[It looks a little troublesome, and the operation time is so long, it's a bit cheap and scumbag. Luo Jiujiang touched his chin and said.
[Let’s do this,] Luo Jiujiang seriously found out a stack of white paper, [We wrote these IOUs in batches according to the time. Tonight, when I went to beat him, I brought a box of ink pads and asked him to stamp them one by one. ]
[From then on, if he pays one dollar less, I will beat him more--I believe he cherishes his life and will pay back the money soon. ]
system:[……]
Although it cannot be said that there is a problem with this processing method, how should I say...
The system asked weakly: [Are you going to beat him tonight? ]
[Of course! Luo Jiujiang said of course: [How can this kind of scum be just him? ! ]
[...] The system thought about it and said sincerely, [You did a great job. ]

That night, Ji Shijie was lying in bed, thinking of what happened during the day, still feeling aggrieved.
And at the same time, he still has a fear in his heart that he will never admit, nor will he declare it. Although he didn't say anything, he was really worried whether Luo Jiujiang would beat him again tonight.
Of course, Luo Jiujiang was satisfied with his small, humble wish.
Therefore, almost only at the moment when he was full of thoughts and rolled the quilt over his chest, Ji Shijie's movements suddenly froze.
A hand suddenly appeared like this and pressed firmly on his shoulder.
Luo Jiujiang leaned down and talked to him amiably: "Oh, do you wait for being beaten up if you stay up at midnight? This time your mind is so clear."
Ji Shijie: "..."
He is sober!
If you are really sober, how can you not think of how Luo Jiujiang got into his room, and how can he be beaten here now, weak and helpless!
Ji Shijie took a deep breath, feeling that the situation was gradually losing control.
He still tried to deal with Luo Jiujiang the way he did in the past, deliberately lowering his face to stare at the figure in front of him, and asked in a deep voice, "Is it because I did something wrong? Please explain to me first. People can't do unreasonable things. "
Luo Jiujiang doesn't like to reason with scum.
His face was still smiling, but his fist was already slammed fast and fiercely. Hearing only a scream from Ji Shijie, he spat out half of his front tooth with blood in the next moment.
"What did you say?" Luo Jiujiang asked pretendingly curiously, "My fists don't understand."
Ji Shijie: "..."
He was hit by the punch and rolled back and forth on the bed a few times, until he rolled until he was about to fall off the side of the bed, he suddenly realized something.
This time, Luo Jiujiang did not cover his mouth!
Ji Shijie was immediately overjoyed. He slammed the bedside lamp on, and then desperately yelled for help. Something was murdered, set on fire, set on fire, and all slogans such as beating others yelled.
As a result, not only was there no movement upstairs and downstairs, even Liang Xiaojing, who was sleeping in the next room, seemed to hear nothing.
If that woman wants to protect herself, Ji Shijie is not incomprehensible. However, there is only a thin layer of wall next door and bedroom. When it is quiet at night, they can even hear each other's turning over and dreaming.
Liang Xiaojing is not the kind of person who is particularly calm.
If the crunchy box-spring bed didn't even rattle, then maybe... maybe she really didn't hear it?
Ji Shijie was frightened by this thought, and his whole body was cold, and then he sweated like rain.
He could feel two and their oppressive eyes staring at his back. Ji Shijie turned his head slowly, only to see Luo Jiujiang holding his chest in his arms, looking at him with ease.
"..."
"Don't shout?" Luo Jiujiang asked calmly.
Ji Shijie opened his mouth and closed it again, finally begging dryly, "Just let me go."
"You are really a person who is more lenient in self-discipline and strict in discipline." Luo Jiujiang sneered. "In the past three years, I have never seen you let go of a small amount of money-raising opportunity-even if you move out. You want my life too."
"Aren't you, you haven't died yet." Ji Shijie said dauntly and brazenly.
As soon as he said something, he felt wrong: how could he confide in his true thoughts? And this sounds too provocative!
late.
Luo Jiujiang stuck his neck with one hand and dragged him from the bed for the rest of his life. Then he kicked his waist diagonally. At the same time, Luo Jiujiang released his hand.
Ji Shijie was kicked and rolled out of the bed, and he turned on the ground several times until he finally hit the wall.
Then, through the narrow perspective of his swollen single eye, he saw that the devil's feet pattered on the floor with rhythmic crackles, step by step approaching him, and finally stood in front of him.
Ji Shijie Sese shivered.
Luo Jiujiang's shadow has completely covered him.
He heard Luo Jiujiang greet him cordially: "I ask a question, how did you live to this day without being beaten to death?"
"..."
Ji Shijie felt that he was almost killed tonight.
However, this is not the end of his tragic story.
After the meal made him feel weak, Luo Jiujiang hadn't left yet.
He calmly took out a wad of white paper and a box of ink pad from his trouser pocket.
"Sign one by one, and then press a fingerprint." Luo Jiujiang said.
Ji Shijie widened his swollen eyes to read, and the content on the note was so burning that he couldn't wait to die immediately.
That is a pile of IOUs.
There are also five or six hundred thousand IOUs if the sum is less.
When he took the money from Lin Jingjiang, he took it happily, and he didn't want to spend the money. But now if he were to exchange this money, it would be better to kill him!
But Luo Jiujiang was behind him, pressing his shoulder with one hand suggestively.
"Sign well, don't engage in yaozi. Then repay the money well and get a beating for one dollar less." Luo Jiujiang warned him, "Otherwise, you know, I can let you sign three times."
Ji Shijie swallowed hard, feeling the fishy and bitter taste in his mouth mixed together, and he could hardly tell the final taste.
OMG! Ground! He is dead!
...
After watching Ji Shijie's signature and drawing, Luo Jiujiang casually put the pile of loan notes into his pocket, regardless of Ji Shijie's desperate gaze looking at his trouser pocket.
His eyes penetrated the window glass, as if stopped far away at that moment.
[Thousand Ridges. ] Luo Jiujiang whispered suddenly.
[what? ] The system has almost been tortured out of a conditioned reflex, as long as you hear this name, you will instantly be excited!
[I feel the breath of Qianling. ] Luo Jiujiang said, [It seems that this world also has a thousand ridges. ]
[That... congratulations to the host? ]
I don't know if it is an illusion, the electronic sound that has remained unchanged for thousands of years in the system seems a bit weak.