Chapter 97: Wilderness anchor x Guwu swordsman
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Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day
- 暮寒公子
- 4467 characters
- 2021-03-04 11:42:51
In the eyes of Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling, this is a tragedy in which the two big men pretended to be new and then all pretended to fail.
However, in the eyes of many viewers guarding the live broadcast room, this is a suspenseful drama that makes people confused.
Why do two people suddenly start holding hands?
Why are they holding hands and holding hands, they would actually blow up Nei Libo without saying a word?
Why did you fight, why hold hands, why fight again? !
The situation changed so fast that the audience looked at the live broadcast and couldn't help but look confused.
Isn’t it good just now? The two played a game, wonderfully restrained and humbly, and finally agreed with each other to tie high school...Why are they fighting again now?
And if you turn your face, turn your face, why did you even smash the pot!
This is really just a matter of days!
-"I am the only one who doesn't understand what's going on?"
-"At the same time, I feel like I've fallen out of the forty episodes of the series."
A row of doubtful question marks was neatly drawn across the barrage, and each question mark represented the unsolved mystery of everyone's exploration of the relationship between the two.
Some people combined the environment, atmosphere, and behavior before and after, and made a decent analysis at first.
-"I see! Although Han Shen is cold, he has a very good temper. He usually doesn't do anything to ordinary people, and he rarely kills people who are weaker than himself. It must have caused him to explode such a large internal force wave just now. The anchor used poison!!!"
-"Go upstairs, the anchor does not need to be poisoned. Did you see the light work of the anchor just now? Did he show that kind of mentality when he was fighting the cold god? Obviously, both sides are clicked to the end, and a tie with the cold is unprecedented Is there any reason for the anchor to poison Cold God?"
Just as the barrage was full of quarrels, the two protagonists who were under the focus of everyone finally spoke.
Han Qianling still has to be amazed when he recalls the abundant internal power reserves found in the other's meridians.
After learning about Luo Jiujiang's true strength, Han Qianling understood. When the two met just now, it was obvious that Luo Jiujiang was deliberately letting him.
This sounded like a joke.
On this planet, if someone openly shows on the street that he can stand up against Han Qianling and give him more than 90% of his internal strength, this person will definitely be taken to a mental hospital.
But Luo Jiujiang was just giving way.
Actually, what's the big deal if he lets it? Learning is endless, if Han Qianling really misses his opponent so much, then it's time for him to concentrate on learning from his opponent.
But Han Qianling also let it go.
...It's so unreasonable.
Life isn't about double-checking, just two actions can be eliminated directly.
Suddenly, Han Qianling suddenly recalled that one of his classmates had mentioned a similar situation at a party.
"Do you know what's the most embarrassing thing in the game? You built a personal monster account, and the other side also built a personal monster account. You became a relationship and talked with each other. They thought they were husband and wife, but outsiders thought it was lace. When I met, it turned out to be a relationship between two gays! Both are still number zero!"
"Suffering or not, I will ask you whether it is hard or not?"
Never before has Han Qianling understood the embarrassing meaning of that scene so much.
bitter.
Han Qianling was so bitter to be deceived by the other side.
But... he also deceived the other side so hard.
"You..." Han Qianling took a deep breath.
The hearts of all the audience were raised for this simple act.
About to start?
As some people have said, the anchor poisoned Hanshen, so Hanshen wants to start to settle accounts?
Or it was actually the anchor who took the lead in the first sneak attack, and Han Shen immediately launched a counterattack. Now I want to ask the anchor what disease is in his brain?
Han Qianling finally summoned all his courage.
He suppressed all the calmness he had in the first half of his life, and tried to make his tone and expression completely indifferent. The expression on his face was faint, only the tips of his ears were a little red.
He asked Luo Jiujiang: "Does your hand hurt?"
system:[……]
Audience: [……]
Luo Jiujiang moved to share their love experience with the system: [Look, this is Qianling. Others don't understand him, so I am afraid of him. In fact, his gentleness has never changed. ]
The system feels that using the word "gentle" to cover Han Qianling simply means that a deer is a horse.
But it thought for a while, and said in a compromise: [...You are happy. ]
Luo Jiujiang said: [You don't know, even when he was in the worst state before, before he killed someone, if the other party asked him a question, even if he didn't say it when he did it, he would definitely answer the dead body afterwards. Qianling is such a lovely person. ]
The system believes that the filters of Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling were made by the same manufacturer.
The filters of both of them are absolutely second-to-throw filters, and the system has no doubt that they will change to a thicker filter every second.
But the system still replied empathetically: [Just do it if you like it. ]
Luo Jiujiang smiled, he naturally asked a rhetorical question, his tone was as natural as breathing.
[Of course, why don’t I like Qianling? ]
On the other side of Han Qianling, due to Luo Jiujiang's silence, his expression could not help but bring some thoughts.
Although Luo Jiujiang didn't answer his question immediately, Han Qianling understood Luo Jiujiang's feelings at this time based on the current state of his left hand.
After thinking about it, Han Qianling took off the Moonlight Silk Bracer from his hand and solemnly placed it in Luo Jiujiang's palm.
"If your wrist hurts, put it on."
After a pause, Han Qianling added: "It's best to wear it if it doesn't hurt."
Immediately afterwards, as if afraid that Luo Jiujiang might have misunderstood something, Han Qianling said quickly: "It means you have to compare it... there won't be another time."
His three consecutive explanations about wearing or not wearing a wrist brace are so cute that Luo Jiujiang's brain blood vessels exploded.
In particular, Han Qianling unconsciously clenched the exact same brace on his left wrist.
The silver wristband was slightly crumpled by Han Qianling, and a clear crease was pressed under his palm. On the contrary, the other wristband lay neatly on Luo Jiujiang's palm, with beautiful lines.
When he held the wristband that was the same as the gift to Luo Jiujiang, Luo Jiujiang felt that what Han Qianling was holding was not the light wristband, but his own heart.
He gripped Luo Jiujiang's heart sore and soft.
Luo Jiujiang quickly put away the brace.
Before the audience could see it clearly, the silver-like braided silk soft armour had been worn on Luo Jiujiang's wrist.
-"The anchor is so fast!"
-"The soldiers are very fast!"
-"I just came late. Seeing that you keep saying that the anchor is light and good, I can't believe it. Now I believe it. It turns out that the anchor has at least a part of the body and it is good."
-"The good guy in front♂ stand at attention! Tell me clearly which part it is?"
There are still people with hopeful feelings, hoping that the two can fight, so as to add more advanced martial arts materials to their material library.
-"In other words, sending the wristband means to continue fighting on the spot, right?"
-"Naive. How can giving gifts be considered to continue playing on the spot? Obviously, it is playing the challenge talisman and getting time to play."
-"???? Are you sure that the one in front of you is the challenge charm? You are all flirting, right?"
The system didn't know why Han Qianling gave Luo Jiujiang the bracer.
System 5555 only knows that in the first world Han Qianling gave Luo Jiujiang a personal pendant, in the second world Luo Jiujiang a bright yellow medicine Buddha, and the third world gave Luo Jiujiang a bunch of small wood carvings. Decoration...
After he had delivered the above things, Han Qianling began to fall in love with Luo Jiujiang.
So why is Han Qianling giving a brace now?
The system does not know anyway.
Before the shower, the two moved quickly.
When packing up their things, they all tacitly ignored the tortoise-shell cauldron that had been broken into pieces.
Han Qianling looked for a cave with a downward slope, so that it would not be easy for water to enter it for a while.
There were some insects in the cave, but Luo Jiujiang picked a handful of wormwood and smoked it out.
The two began to clean the environment of the night accommodation.
They counted the things in their baggage, swept out a flat rock in the cave as a bed, lit a fire in the cave to dissipate the chill and tide, so as to help them through the torrential rain for a while, while keeping their weapons within reach Place to prevent any unexpected accidents.
-Up to this point, everything is normal.
However, what happened next, everyone really couldn't understand!
I saw Luo Jiujiang holding a dead branch in each of his hands, and between the two branches rubbing, a cluster of flames burst out, another familiar trick of drilling wood to make fire.
He took this simple small torch, and repeatedly used the flames to bake on the blue rock that made the bed several times to dry the stone to warm it up.
Wilderness Live is the current hot spot, so nine out of ten viewers can tell the anchor's doorway.
They can already conclude that the anchor will carry some dead grass and spread it on the rocks, and then cover the top with a layer of soft vines, and a bed for shelter will be completed.
But Luo Jiujiang did not.
Under the gaze of everyone, the anchor stood at the entrance of the cave and sighed deeply as he watched the unfavorable weather on his head.
"It's raining soon," Luo Jiujiang murmured, "You still have to hurry up before it rains, or you will get wet."
Yes, of course it is.
The barrage is urging the anchor to stop pretending to be melancholy.
Hurry up and find the moss! Go draw the dead branches and leaves! Those little materials that can be used as beds will be soaked later!
Luo Jiujiang thought so too.
Then, following Luo Jiujiang's steps, the camera in the live broadcast room followed Luo Jiujiang's figure and left the cave.
Although most people want to continue to watch the cold who stayed in the cave, there is no alternative, this flying camera is bound to Luo Jiujiang's fingerprint iris.
There are cameras that can change the rights of the broadcaster halfway through, but they are too expensive and the original owner Ye Lianjiang cannot afford it.
So now, all the audience can only feel regretful while watching Han Shen farther and farther away from them.
At the beginning, someone reluctantly asked Luo Jiujiang:-"The anchor must be fast, and you must come back early."
-"Yes, it's faster than paying the bill!"
-"Yes, as fast as when you put on that silver brace!"
However, after three to five minutes, such barrage has completely disappeared from the screen.
Everyone is more curious about the other issues.
-"How did you do it, the anchor! How can you work so well and so quickly!"
-"According to the anchor's speed, I have now left the cave camp for at least five kilometers. What do you want to do, the anchor?"
-"I remember the last time the anchor was so fast, a big tortoise gave his life for a pot..."
The anchor Luo Jiujiang is moving.
The anchor Luo Jiujiang came to the water.
The anchor Luo Jiujiang took off his jacket and trousers.
Seeing this scene, some people couldn't help but explain in public, and they didn't know if it was an occupational disease.
-"We can see that the young anchor is ready to stand on the shore! This is the anchor's second diving. It can be said that this is very stressful for newcomers."
-"Let’s review the host’s information: Three hours ago, the host met Hanshen, and now he has successfully created Pengci Hanshen and eats with Hanshen, so Hanshen is willing to open a restaurant for him, tie Hanshen, and cheat Han. God’s bracer, and the record of holding hands with the cold god!"
-"I have to say that in just three hours, the anchor has achieved something that some people can't ask for in three years. From this we can see that although the anchor has only just debuted, he is already a potential in the live broadcast industry. Extraordinary fierce general-well, it's launched, it's launched!"
-"I saw the anchor take off, the whole body turned 180 degrees, and the onion type into the water, the splash is very small and beautiful! The anchor jumped, jumped!"
-"Let us count in our hearts, one, two, three--"
-"Okay! The anchor is coming up again, coming up! There is also a mutant mysterious tortoise coming up at the same time as the anchor-Oh, I finally know what the anchor is doing. I think tomorrow morning, the anchor will have a new mouthful It's a pot."
The barrage has already turned over with laughter.
-"Hahaha, the great in front is so talented."
-"We need a soul commentary like you."
However, given that people’s attention is easily diverted, few people can remember that Luo Jiujiang’s purpose of this trip was to collect moss and make a bed.
-"Okay, now the anchor can go back without worry."
-"Yes, there are pots, there are pots. To be honest, when the pot broke last time, I was really heartbroken."
It doesn't matter, everyone forgets to make the bed, and Luo Jiujiang remembers it anyway.
Just when everyone thought that Luo Jiujiang should always return to the original road, the development of the situation once again exceeded their expectations.
He deviated from the river bank at a seventy-degree angle, but from the perspective of the direction, he was still advancing deep into the jungle.
Audiences:"???"
So, what exactly is the anchor doing?
When you are running fast, we can understand that you are looking for moss. When you plop into the water, we also understand that you are looking for a pot. But now that the pot is all there, if you don't go back, what are you going to do?
What's in it that attracts the anchor so much?
Are there caves in the deep forest? The most important thing is, is there a cold god? !
Luo Jiujiang ignored everyone's complaints and slurs. Under the cover of his unfolding spiritual consciousness, the situation in a radius of a hundred li could be described as completely invisible to Luo Jiujiang.
He quickly determined his goal, and then hurried to the place he found in a way acceptable to the people of this world.
In fact, teleportation comes faster, but such a method is undoubtedly beyond the capacity of these audiences' worldviews.
Even if Luo Jiujiang has slowed down and moved straight forward as far as possible, fans still feel dizzy because of the high-speed moving camera.
-"This color change... the anchor ran out of a kaleidoscope abruptly!"
-"I beg the anchor to stop running, you have already run out of 3D effect, I am dizzy in 3D..."
-"The anchor has such a strong battery life and fast speed, it feels like a man really has nothing to say."
-"??? Why are you upstairs fat? Reported."
Many people were curious, and were too dizzy by the changing light and shadow on the screen, so they had to watch while holding back the feeling of nausea.
It turns out that the clips they watched did not disappoint them.
Because these people watched, Luo Jiujiang suddenly stopped and stood still. Immediately afterwards, without even giving everyone an opportunity to notify the barrage of "The anchor has stopped", Luo Jiujiang's hand suddenly raised!
A long hairy, colorful, dangling tail just fell into Luo Jiujiang's hands.
The next moment, he clasped his hands on his tail, and pulled his arms. The animal that was originally inhabiting the tree was swept to a full circle by Luo Jiujiang!
Following this unprepared raid, the animals finally realized that the howl half a beat late finally resounded throughout the live broadcast room.
Only at this time, everyone discovered that Luo Jiujiang didn't even have time to gasp, so he dragged a slippery mutant leopard from the tree empty-handed!
Audiences who were stunned by the sudden turn of events: "..."
The leopard who was suddenly torn off the tree: "#……¥%……"
No, why did you come to catch the leopard suddenly?
And you can actually find it like this?
Leopard did something wrong, isn’t Leopard hiding from the rain?
By the way, the anchor just said that "it won't be good if it gets wet for a while", isn't it for the sake of him to go out looking for moss, but for the skin of leopard...
The onlookers were all dumb.
This operation, they really can't show it.
Although the wilderness live broadcast has been popular for a long time, viewers have never seen this type of anchor Luo Jiujiang.
If there is no fire, make fire through wood.
If there is no pot, kill the turtle and get the pot.
Come to look for the mutant leopard without a mattress to sleep at night.
What should I say about this?
Is this anchor’s thinking loop one-liner? !
While many people were amazed by the anchor’s colorful ideas, a barrage that clarified the truth drifted by on the screen.
-"Remember what I just said? "Last time the anchor was so fast, a big turtle gave his life for a pot...""
-"Yes, the leopard skin blanket seems to be warm..."
-"I'm talking about tortoises and leopards, am I the only one who pays attention to other things? The last time the anchor was so fast, Hanshen's token of love was brought to the wrist by the anchor!"
The flight camera is only the most basic online version. It does not have artificial intelligence installed, and of course it does not have any channels or programs to let it know what the audience is saying in the live broadcast room.
It could only spontaneously find the most suitable shooting angle, and then the scene of hunting the mutant tusk leopard for Luo Jiujiang was recorded on the camera and completely fed back to the audience.
Later, the live video recording of this segment was adopted by the Military University and became the teaching force of the Hunter Department "fighting against mutant leopard creatures".
Whether it’s a squeak with the tail pulled down, or kicking directly on the leopard’s wet nose, but it doesn’t touch the foot of the leopard’s wide open mouth, or it’s turning over the leopard and circling it with your arm. The leopard's short neck, and the neat action of stifling the leopard within ten seconds, are all amazing.
This text later even became a multiple choice question.
May I ask why few people use the'standard method of killing leopards' to hunt leopards?
A. Most people don't have the strength to strangle a leopard with a single arm.
B. Most people do not have the courage of the founder to kick the leopard in the face.
C. Most people without the founder can run into the leopard head-on for three minutes in the forest.
D, There is no Han Qianling waiting in the cave where most people live.
This is a multiple choice question, and the final answer is ABCD.
"The D option is to examine the background of the textbook case. You can draw the key points here." The teacher explained.
In short, under the witness of a large number of netizens, Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling have a mattress for the night tonight.
Someone summed up his parkour operation for Luo Jiujiang.
-"When the anchor became faster for the first time, the turtle passed away like this."
-"When the anchor became faster for the second time, Leopard and Leopard passed away like this."
-"Now the anchor is going to fly back, and it is expected that there will be a third time to get faster. This time I guess, we will watch the whole process because the speed is too fast and we will leave the live broadcast industry."
Sure enough, as expected by netizens, Luo Jiujiang returned home like an arrow, with full speed and horsepower, and the half-minute journey was compressed in one second. It was dazzling and headache.
During this period, Luo Jiujiang also explained to the audience: "Look, we now have a small blanket for the night. This is called'the leopard of love'."
Audience: "..."
The leopard that God loves!
Two minutes later, Luo Jiujiang appeared at the cave entrance on time.
Han Qianling had already counted everything in the backpacks of the two of them. At exactly this time, he heard the sound of footsteps coming from behind.
Without even realizing it, Han Qianling smiled unconsciously.
He turned his head to look at Luo Jiujiang behind him, and greeted softly: "You came back with...?"
In the middle part, Han Qianling automatically silences the sound.
He saw Luo Jiujiang holding a large curly furry leopard skin in his left hand, and he knew it was very good in appearance, and it must be quite thick to the touch.
He also saw Luo Jiujiang holding a black tortoise shell in his right hand. There were also a few handfuls of wild vegetables that Luo Jiujiang had just picked on the spot in the tortoise shell. They were the ingredients for making wild vegetable soup tomorrow morning.
Han Qianling: "..."
Han Qianling stared at the scene in front of him in a daze, thinking of Luo Jiujiang's complete set of procedures in just ten minutes, Han Qianling only felt a little dazed.
He can't help but think of a poem that fits well.
Left holding yellow, right holding Cang!
...
Luo Jiujiang calmly spread the volume of leopard skin processed on-site on the bluestone rock. Now he stretched out his hand and touched it again, only to feel warmth and softness.
Luo Jiujiang was satisfied.
When Luo Jiujiang made the bed, all the talented players in the barrage enthusiastically spoke.
-"Last time the anchor said that there was a lack of pot, you didn't say anything, the anchor turned his attention to the mutant black turtle; the last time the anchor said that there was a lack of mattresses, you didn't say anything, the anchor turned his attention to the mutant tusk leopard. "
-"And in the future, the anchor will say that there is no partner, you don't say anything again... the anchor will cast his sights on the cold god!"
-"Save the cold god, let's rush the duck!"
It is a pity that their cold does not need the salvation of the audience.
On the contrary, Han Shen was still happily jumping into the trap by himself.
Han Qianling also came to look at this simple bed. He learned what Luo Jiujiang did just now, and pressed his palm on the leopard skin.
"Very comfortable." Han Qianling nodded in approval. As if unable to find any topic for a while, Han Qianling hesitated for a moment before asking, "Do you want a pillow?"
Han Qianling just saw Luo Jiujiang's hunter certificate, and knew that he was sleeping for the first time. He was afraid that he would not be used to it, so I asked him specifically.
"I don't need a pillow." Luo Jiujiang laughed blankly, "Of course, if you want, you can pillow my arm."
"..."
Han Qianling hesitated for a moment. Judging from his look, he seemed to take Luo Jiujiang's words seriously.
His eyes flashed twice, and finally his eyes fell on the wristband on Luo Jiujiang's right hand that he personally watched Luo Jiujiang put on.
Looking at that brace, Han Qianling made a firm decision.
"No." Han Qianling said every word, "you still come to pillow my arm."
Luo Jiujiang was taken aback, then burst into laughter.
The system looked cold.
The audience went crazy on the spot.
The heavy rain that night fell all night.
The sound of rain pulsed outside the cave, and when the sound was the most intense, it sounded almost like a waterfall.
However, after staying in such a torrential rain for a long time, people will feel the inner peace gradually. The background sound of heavy rain sounds more like regular white noise and can even help hypnosis.
Most viewers don't think so.
The fire in the cave is always on, ensuring that the flying camera still has sufficient warm light in the deepest night.
It presents everything that happened in the cave without any notice.
Therefore, on the blue rock covered with leopard skins, the two figures facing each other, their foreheads were about to stick to each other, the fans almost cried out.
You know, the piece of Qingyan that was swept out and used as a bed was not originally wide.
Originally, when the two of them lay down, they still had an empty bag on their pillows—of course, neither of the last two could persuade who should lie on their arms.
When the two of them lay down, they were not too close.
Who knows, after these two people are asleep, they are like two magnets of opposite attracting each other. In their sleep, they are slowly, step by step, getting closer and closer to each other...
Some viewers still don’t give up:
-"Hanshen's alertness is so high. As long as the anchor gets closer to the cold gods, he will be cut into pieces by the cold gods in a while."
Some people have been promoted to Luo Jiujiang's personal light fan after this time of live broadcast. When they saw this kind of message, they responded to Luo Jiujiang.
-"I have never heard of Cold God killing people in a good dream, and where do you put the anchor's light work?"
Some viewers are not convinced:
-"I have internal information. I know that Han Shen feels so light that he can wake up a little bit of wind and grass."
-"Yes, I testify, there is such a thing. Now the sound of rain outside the window is too loud, so Han Shen has not been affected by the anchor's breathing and heartbeat. For a while, the anchor needs to move a little bit forward and get closer to the cold body Within three inches from the side, what's next..."
Then these audiences saw in the next moment that their cold gods moved towards Luo Jiujiang as if consciously in their dreams.
Close to three inches, close to two inches, one inch...
Until Luo Jiujiang's exhalation hit the bangs of Han Qianling, Han Shen still slept quite securely, not awake at all.
Audiences:"……"
Fans turned into lemon spirits, gleefully hoping to see how Han Shen finally opened his eyes.
Then Han Qianling really opened his eyes.
He seemed to be still immersed in the drowsiness, he just opened his sleepy eyes and looked at Luo Jiujiang, then closed his eyes in peace.
By the way, before going to bed again, Han Qianling smiled gently at Luo Jiujiang's sleeping face.
Audiences:"……"
what! Why is there such an unfair thing in the world! why!
They are sour!