Chapter 18: Ruzi can teach
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Bird Dude Nie Bufan
- 雪原幽灵
- 1958 characters
- 2021-02-01 05:53:44
The day had just broken, and there was a rush of footsteps from far to near, and then I heard a "bang", and the door was violently broken open.
"Nie Bufan, why did a...chicken..." Nineteen broke into Nie Bufan's room aggressively and asked loudly, but the ending sound became almost inaudible after seeing the scene before him.
I saw a piece of chicken lying horizontally on the big bed of Nie Bufan. There were at least twenty chickens on the big bed. Nie Bufan was densely surrounded in a circle.
The "beauty" is waiting for the crowd, Wenxiang Nephrite...
Nineteen seems to have seen some kind of desolate yin scene, and the feet that are about to step into the room don't know whether to move on or to retract decisively. After hesitating, Nie Bufan had woke up vaguely.
He half propped his hands, squinted at Nineteen, and said displeased: "What's the matter? This early morning, disturbing people's dreams, is unforgivable."
Nineteen no longer had the initial arrogance, and muttered in a low voice: "I just want to ask you, why did the chicken run into my bed..."
"This is the chicken nest village, the'chicken', the nest, the village!" Nie Bufan sat up with his messy hair, his thin clothes loose, exposing large areas of skin.
"You can't go to bed then, I obviously closed the doors." Nineteen looked away.
"Where is the window?" Nie Bufan pulled his hair casually, then looked around for clothes. The chickens around him also jumped out of the warm bed like dumplings, and filed out in groups, passing by at nineteen, they all threw sharp eye knives, making people feel chilly.
"Window?" Nineteen asked in confusion, "Do you want to close the window?"
"Nonsense, chickens in the chicken coop are all-pervasive." Nie Bufan wore a coat that had been ravaged by the chickens, and was about to put on his pants before realizing that it was wrong. "I said, goddess, you are also a girl anyway. Just enter the men’s room, do you still see me dressing naked?"
said, he stretched out a beautiful bare leg from the quilt.
"Ah!" Nineteen screamed, hiding his face and leaving.
After freshening up, making a hot breakfast, Nineteen reappeared, this time with the two girls.
"Here, please use it." Nie Bufan brought them hot porridge and a plate of cooked eggs.
Nineteen didn't even look at it, but said with a cold face: "Nie Bufan, in the next days, I will conduct a large-scale search in Jiwo Village, including your room, please don't stop it."
"Oh." Nie Bufan swallowed a mouthful of porridge, and said vaguely, "Whatever you want."
"Very good." Nineteen was quite satisfied with his cooperative attitude and affirmed, "If I can find what I want smoothly, I will not treat you badly."
"You can be happy." Nie Bufan smiled again.
"Okay, you can enjoy it slowly." After speaking, Shijiji stood up sharply and led Yu from the majestic place to the outside.
"Hey, don't you want something to eat?" Nie Bufan shouted at their backs.
"You can eat it yourself!" What did you eat in the morning? For those who never eat breakfast, Nie Bufan who eats breakfast is a freak.
Nie Bufan tweeted a few times, no comment on this.
……
Nineteen had a general understanding of the terrain of Jiwo Village, and the next step was to start a carpet search.
Such a shabby mountain village, can she still be? Nineteen is full of confidence. However, she soon stopped thinking so. The chickens in Jico Village are different. They don’t hide when they see people. They have a fierce temper and a strong sense of territory. If they don’t pay attention, they will be attacked. They must always be careful to fly into the sky. It is really impossible to guard against. Even nausea can make people sick. dead. It can be said that as long as there are chickens, the nineteenth class will not be able to move an inch, but in Jiwo Village, there are chickens everywhere...
"Ah--" Nineteen screamed angrily.
"Bang!" The door of Nie Bufan's house was kicked by a woman again.
"Nineteen girl, good afternoon." Nie Bufan was peeling garlic leisurely.
"What the is this place here?" Nineteen frantically said, "Are all the chickens grown?"
"This...probably a Feng Shui problem."
"Feng Shui? Do you tell me Feng Shui? Do you know who I am? I am the goddess of Bu Tian Gong!" Nineteen slapped the table and said angrily, "What are you doing with so many chickens? Nothing to do every day, don’t hurry. Laid eggs, not made into food! Is it good-looking?"
"Girl, misfortune comes from your mouth."
"Make a ghost!"
"Be careful when you encounter ghosts."
"You are a ghost!"
"...I am desperate for this world, is this the lady in the legend?"
After the nineteenth meal, I suddenly felt something was wrong. She looked at Nie Bufan hesitantly and asked: "Are you talking just now?"
Nie Bufan shook his head innocently.
"Who is interrupting that?"
He shook his head again, saying that he didn't know.
Nineteen muttered to himself, is it a hallucination? Looking around, he found a colorful chicken sitting dignified on the cabinet, staring at Nineteen with a pair of melancholy eyes.
"It looks familiar." Nineteen pointed at the chicken, shaking slightly.
"Well, you've seen it once, it's called ‘Hero’."
"Hero! It's the talking chicken!" She kept hypnotizing herself the last time she was dreaming, but she had encountered it again this time. What did it say just now, desperate for this world? Is she going to despair of this world?
Nineteen held the table top with his hands and lowered his head weakly.
Nie Bufan saw that she was irritated and almost tolerated, so he changed the subject and said, "Are you looking for me?"
"That's right." Nineteen looked up and said, as if thinking of something, "I don't think it's useless to be mad like I am now. I still have to go to the pool. Only by looking at the lock can I guess the approximate shape of the key. ."
"Oh."
"You go with me. This is your boundary. It's easy to take care of things. Anyway, you know everything you should know."
"Oh."
"Time is running out. If I can't find the last key before the members of the four major families arrive, the reputation of Bu Tiangong will be ruined. Those people think the key is in my hand."
"Oh."
"Nie Bufan, can you give me some other reaction? It's very happy to see me desperately, isn't it?"
Nie Bufan finished peeling the last garlic, clapped his hands, got up and said: "Let's go, go to the water pool."
……
The four of them came to the pool last time, and Nineteen put on a strong outfit and made preparations by the pool.
"This water can be frozen, are you sure you want to go down?"
"The arrow has to be sent on the string." Nineteen showed a sense of sorrow that felt dead.
Nie Bufan, this guy, obviously holding the key but pretending to be ignorant, watched the goddess to death with a serious expression, coughing, and getting into the water.
Nineteen plucked up the courage to leap into the lake, and the two Yu Cong looked at the lake nervously.
Nie Bufan sat under a tree, unconsciously peeling an egg and eating. In fact, he had quietly let Little Turtle follow him just now. After all, teasing is one thing, but it's another thing to cause death.
After a short while, bubbles suddenly appeared on the calm water, and then a head swooped out.
"Miss!" The two Yucong were overjoyed, and together they stepped forward and pulled Nineteen ashore.
Nineteen's skin was blue, but there was joy on her face. After breathing for a while, she happily said, "Do you know what I found?"
"What?" the three asked simultaneously.
"The fifth key!" Nineteen looked excited, "I didn't expect the last key to be at the entrance of the treasure!"
"Really? Where is the key?" Two Yucong asked quickly.
"Look, this is it." Nineteen stretched out his hand, revealing the white dangling thing in his palm.
"Uh..." Yu Cong hesitated, "How does this look like..."
"Like an egg." Yu from the second interface.
Nineteen proudly said: "Sage Duobao is a master of marvelous skills. The things he makes are always exquisite. Often the more seemingly ordinary objects, the more unique. He can make a key the same as a real egg. It’s so superb."
The two jade never coincided with each other in awe. At this moment, the egg was no longer an egg in their eyes, but a peerless treasure.
Nie Bufan dug out his ears with his little finger, and was silent.
"Now, let's take a look at this egg, no, what is the secret of this key." Nineteen carefully picked up the egg, looked left and right, and kept rubbing his fingers, as if looking for some mechanism.
For a while, to no avail.
Nineteen smiled and said: "This key is indeed made like a real egg." But in my heart he roared wildly: What is it doing like this?
As time went by, sweat stains appeared on Nineteen's forehead, but his body kept shaking.
Nie Bufan finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said with his conscience with only a penny left, "I see, it is actually an egg, right?"
"What do you know?" Nineteen said angrily without looking back, "Will the Dubao saint put an ordinary egg at the entrance of the treasure?"
"Maybe it fell accidentally?"
Nineteen ignored and continued to ponder.
Nie Bufan took the trouble to speak again, trying to save her about to be enchanted: "Believe me, this is an ordinary egg, I promise in the name of the head of Jiwo Village."
Nineteen finally stopped, she said angrily: "Are you annoying? Didn't you see that I was busy? If this is an ordinary egg, then I will hit a tree!"
"I suggest you try hitting rocks with pebbles first."
"Hit it, let you see how the egg breaks the stone!" After saying that, he held the egg and knocked to the ground.
"Fuck!" The egg broke, and the sticky substance inside was stained with Nineteen's hand.
Nineteen is also broken, and the whole person is unresponsive as if he was frozen.
Liangyu never knew how to react with his mouth open.
After a while, Nineteen suddenly stood up and rushed towards a big tree, crying as he knocked: "Why? Why is this?"
Nie Bufan walked over and patted her on the shoulder, and comforted: "Forget it, don't hurt yourself, blame the old man named Duobao."
Without changing his face, he pushed the black pot to someone else.
Nineteen said fiercely: "Yes, that old man is really hateful!" After speaking, he cried: "The people of the four major families will be here soon. How should I face them? If I drag on, I have to expose myself. No!"
"Hey?" Nie Bufan waved his hand, "If you just want to delay the time, why is it difficult?"
"What, do you have a way?"
"Of course, you just have to tell them that opening the treasure requires a specific time, and you must wait before the time is up. As for when that time is, it's not your decision?"
Nineteen eyes lit up: "Yes, why didn't I think of it?"
Nie Bufan despised: "Do you still say that she is the goddess of Butian Palace? You can't pretend to be a stick."
Nineteen embarrassed and said, "Thank you, so I know how to deal with it."
Nie Bufan pretended to nodded deeply: "You can teach you."
Poor nineteen, he was sold and he helped count the money...