Chapter 22: This is how Nie did
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Bird Dude Nie Bufan
- 雪原幽灵
- 2409 characters
- 2021-02-01 05:53:45
Woke up early in the morning, Si Chenyu and Shen Muran were still asleep, Nie Bufan was not able to wake them up. It was probably a sequelae of poisoning, so he got up first, got dressed and went out.
Randomly got something to eat, he led the flower girl, ready to go into the city to buy something, and take a look at Zhang San and Li Si by the way.
When I was about to leave the village, I ran into Si Chenyu’s two men. The servant named "Xu Si" turned his head to the side and pretended not to see. The guard politely asked, "Mr. Nie, this Going out?"
"Yes." Nie Bufan smiled and said, "Are you going to please the prince?"
The guard nodded.
Xu Si was impatient, and said with a strange air: "Okay, what is it, the prince is still waiting!"
The two quickly walked past Nie Bufan.
Nie Bufan kindly reminded: "Your prince will not wake up yet, you'd better wait outside the door first."
"How do you know?" Xu Si stopped and turned and asked suspiciously.
Nie Bufan's eyes flickered, and he looked like he couldn't speak. He hesitated, "I slept with your prince last night..."
"Impossible." Xu Si shouted, "Wang Ye obviously slept with Shen Gongzi."
Nie Bufan nodded: "Well, the three of us are together."
"Why would you be with them? I watched you split the house with the prince!"
"Your prince is too sick." Nie Bufan showed an expression of grief and indignation. "At midnight, he sneaked a good male paper into bed. Do you know what I saw at that time? Seeing Master Shen was made by your prince. Not a man! Your prince is still not satisfied, and he also treats me..."
Nie Bufan covered his face, looking back in pain.
"You...you talk nonsense!"
"Don't worry if you don't believe me. If I'm you, it's best to wait outside the house for your prince to wake up naturally, otherwise I rush in, if I see something that I shouldn't see..." Nie Bufan shook his head and sighed, "I am so big. If you leave early in the morning, you are worried about being pestered by your prince. If you hear him calling me, tell him that I am away."
finished speaking, waved his hand, and swayed away.
Xu Si and the two heard Nie Bufan's ridiculous remarks, and they really did not dare to enter the room hastily.
The two looked at each other and decided unanimously that they should wait for the prince to wake up naturally...
After Nie Bufan entered the city, he first bought what he needed, and then went to Zhang Junshi’s restaurant.
The guy at the restaurant was already familiar with Nie Bufan and asked him to enter the shop.
Dude looked at the second floor and whispered: "Mr. Nie, my young master is meeting guests. You go to the room first and so on?"
"Oh, what kind of guest will you meet?" Nie Bufan asked casually.
"Hey, a female guest."
Seeing the ambiguous look of the man, Nie Bufan couldn't help thinking, is Zhang San on a blind date? Hey, this has to be checked.
Bufan Nie walked towards the second floor, and the man hurriedly said, "Mr. Nie, you..."
"Don't worry." Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder, "I'll just look around in the corner, and I won't disturb your prince."
Dude then hesitantly let Nie Bufan pass.
It's not a meal right now, the second floor is empty, only Zhang Junshi and a pair of masters and servants are sitting at the window drinking tea.
Bufan Nie crept down at a table behind Zhang Junshi and watched with interest as they exchanged feelings between the handsome men and beautiful women.
But after a long while, there was no rest. Zhang Junshi took a cup of tea and looked at the sky, while the girl lowered her head, twisted her handkerchief, twisted and said nothing. The atmosphere of the two is extremely strange.
Nie Bufan is anxious for them, Zhang San usually looks eloquent, how can this be like a wooden person? That girl too, there must be a limit to shyness, can you fascinate a man just by the top of your head?
After a while, he found Zhang Junshi's left hand on the side of the table was gently tapping on the table, showing his master's impatience.
Nie Bufan shook his head, and sighed secretly that the girl was afraid that she was out of play. So he rubbed the lazy flower girl with his foot, indicating that it was time to move.
Flower girl stood up unwillingly, and walked gracefully to the lady's feet, raised a paw, and took a pee calmly.
The young lady only felt her feet hot, she looked down, and then she widened her eyes and let out a earth-shattering scream, then she stood up, kicked the foot of the stool, hit her waist and abdomen, the tea pot fell over and her body was shaking. , A look of Huarong pale and unhappy.
Nie Bufan covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look straight.
Zhang Junshi knew that Nie Bufan was coming when he saw the flower girl. He was in a good mood to comfort the girl in front of him, but he didn't want the girl to be ashamed and rushed away, covering his face, taking away a piece of smoke...
turned around, Zhang Junshi smiled and said, "You are here."
"Brother Zhang, I want to die!" Nie Bufan gave him a bear hug.
"Hehe, I miss you too." Zhang Junshi's eyes were full of smiles.
He led Nie Bufan into his room and asked, "How come you have time to enter the city?"
"Buy something." Nie Bufan patted the package beside him, and then teased, "Who was the lady just now?"
Zhang Junshi helplessly said: "It's a daughter of a family friend of my father."
"It's pretty, but it's too introverted." Nie Bufan commented, "Not suitable for you."
Zhang Jun looked at him with a smile, and asked: "Then what do you think is suitable for me?"
Nie Bufan dragged his chin for a while, and replied: "You look gentle and pragmatic, but you don't like red tape, so you should have a smart partner who can enjoy the fun of business with you."
Zhang Junshi's smile deepened, staring at him without saying a word.
Nie was unconscious and unconscious, and sighed to himself: "Such a companion is not easy to find. You are going to take a lot of trouble."
Zhang Junshi leaned forward to his ear and whispered, "Then, what do you think of you?"
Nie Bufan turned his head to look at him, face to face, breathing can be heard.
Zhang Junshi’s gaze slowly moved from his eyebrows to his lips, uniform in thickness, with seductive moisture...
"Zhang San." Nie Bufan suddenly reached out his hand to hold his face, and said cautiously, "Friends are easy to ask, but beautiful women are hard to find."
"……"
Zhang Junshi stiffened his face and looked at him wryly.
Nie Bufan patted him and said with a smile: "Okay, let's talk about business."
What business can you do? It's not that Zhang Junshi despised him, it's that this guy has too many bad records.
Nie Bufan said again: "Did I not let the land fall sell tea eggs for a while?"
"Hmm." Thinking of the tea eggs, he thought of the people who were pitted by Nie Bufan.
"Then what do you think of the future of tea eggs?"
Zhang Jun was moved in his heart and asked: "Do you want to do tea egg business?"
"I didn't do it." Nie Bufan pointed out, "It's you."
"I?"
"Yes, I plan to sell you the recipe for making tea eggs."
Zhang Junshi was surprised: "Sell it to me? Why are you interested in this?"
This doesn't seem to be something Nie Bufan, a guy who does more than less, would do?
Nie Bufan glanced at him, and said in a generous manner: "You look down on me too much. Anyway, I am also quite a business-minded person. Can't I make more money?"
"But you can..." Zhang Junshi replied hesitantly, still a little unsure in his heart.
"Could it be that you are not interested in this?"
"That's not true." Zhang Junshi smiled, "Since you want to sell, let's make a price."
"You figure it out, I believe you are a human being." Nie Bufan said with a heart-warming atmosphere.
Zhang Junshi shook his head, and said helplessly: "Okay, I will pay you dividends then."
Nie Bufan smiled with satisfaction.
He didn't plan to engage in any tea egg business, mainly because there are too many eggs in Jiwo Village. If they don't want to deal with them, they have to be wasted. That's why he had this idea. Once Zhang Junshi does the tea egg business, he will definitely need a lot of eggs. Where can I buy the eggs? Of course it is the chicken coop village. Hehe.
"By the way, I heard that Prince Si and Young Master Shen have both lived in the chicken nest village?" Zhang Junshi asked.
Nie Bufan nodded and said, "Yes, but I didn't adapt well."
Zhang Junshi can imagine.
He said again: "It seems that the treasure trove of Saint Duobao is near Jiwo Village. Have you found anything?"
"Sure!" Nie Bufan smiled, "When will you go back to the village, you can go to the treasure hunt together in a few months."
"I'm afraid it won't work." Zhang Junshi waved his hand, "Only people with keys are eligible to enter. The three houses of Si, Shen and Li have appeared, and the Wang family should be coming soon.
"Who is from the Wang family?"
"It's not clear, the Wang family is quite complicated. This time the Tiannv election son-in-law did not send anyone to come forward, and he has always acted mysteriously and cautiously." Zhang Junshi said slowly, "but the most important thing should be the last key, although it is said to be The goddess has it, but it has not been confirmed yet.
Nie Bufan thought of the egg-like thing and hooked his mouth playfully.
Upon seeing this, Zhang Jun said vigilantly: "What do you want to do?"
"What do you do?" Nie Bufan converged his expression extremely fast, and said solemnly, "Brother Zhang, do you have a misunderstanding of my personality?"
Misunderstanding? Yes, there is indeed a big misunderstanding. After peeling the egg shell, what appeared inside was a fox walking upright.
The two chatted wildly for a while, Nie Bufan looked at the sky and got up to leave.
Zhang Junshi said: "Let’s stay overnight, and I will go back to the village with you tomorrow."
"No, there are still a few big people in the village who need to look after."
I don’t know if Si Chenyu and Shen Muran are okay...
In fact, both Si and Shen are very bad.
Not long after Nie Bufan left, Si Chenyu woke up from his drowsiness, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a big face that looked like ghosts and blue and purple. He almost frightened him to a cardiac arrest. He was dumbfounded for a while before he realized that this was Shen Muran. , The original handsome and unparalleled appearance was actually made like this, I really couldn't bear to look directly at it. I don't know how he will react after waking up?
was thinking, Shen Muran had already opened some swollen eyes.
He looked at Si Chenyu in a daze, and said, "It's morning?"
Si Chenyu nodded slowly.
Shen Muran rubbed his neck, frowning and said: "Last night I seemed to have a terrible nightmare. Now I feel sore all over, probably because I didn't sleep well."
As he said, he was about to sit up, Si Chenyu also stood up, the quilt slipped down, and Shen Muran showed a dazed look, pointed his finger at him, and hesitated: "Your clothes..."
Si Chenyu looked down, his face immediately became like a palette, red and purple through, and purple through black.
saw his single shirt cut out two large holes in the middle, exposing two pectoral muscles, and the red breast tou stood upright in the air.
Shen Muran prides himself on being excellent at nurturing qigong. This will see Si Chenyu's weird appearance, and he has to use the strength of milking to hold back the upcoming eruption and laugh.
"Nie, Bu, Fan." Si Chenyu screamed tremblingly, suddenly lifted the quilt, and was about to get up. As soon as he stood up, he and Shen Muran cried out at the same time, and the scalp seemed to be ripped off. piece.
turned his head to look, and saw that a bunch of his hair was tied to Shen Muran's, and he was also tied with a beautiful bow with straw rope, swaying arrogantly from side to side.
With a "boom", Si Chenyu seemed to have black smoke coming out of his head...
"Nie-Bu-Fan!" The roar sounded earth-shaking, shocking countless chickens watching the show.
The two Xu Si who were waiting outside the door shrank their necks subconsciously, not knowing what happened inside.
After a while, the door of the room was opened with a slam. Si Chenyu appeared in front of the two with a face and nose, and asked: "Where is Nie Bufan that bastard?"
"I went into town."
went into town? Into the city? Si Chenyu was furious and suddenly began to wreak havoc in the yard.
Xu Si and the two retreated to the corner with fear, and for the first time saw his noble prince so mad.
I thought it was true that Nie Bufan had said that his prince was sick?
Then Shen Muran also came out, Xu Si and the two looked at it at the same time, and immediately there was another mess in the wind.
Who is this person with a strange face in front of you? who is it?
Young Master Shen was made into a man by your prince... It turned out to be real, real, real...
Xu Si felt that they were the truth.
Si Chenyu's image collapsed again.
On the other side, Shen Muran didn’t know his situation yet, and when he returned to his original residence, he took a photo in the mirror—soon, another roar appeared in Jiwo Village...
guilty!