Chapter 23: Drive the enemy

Coming out of Zhang Junshi, Nie Bufan walked back in the sunset, singing his own song as he walked: "I am a sheep, gentle and soft, eating grass, cutting wool, and soaking fresh milk. ..."
　　 "...Excuse me, is there a chicken coop village under the mountain stream?" Suddenly, a voice came from behind.
　　 Nie Bufan subconsciously replied: "Yes, you can see it after you cross the mountain and turn around."
　　 "Thank you."
　　 Nie Bufan turned around, the shadow of the tree behind him was mottled, and the wind blew, but there was no one.
　　 Nie Bufan looked around, quiet and lonely, the voice just now seemed to be his own illusion.
　　 He curled his mouth and continued to walk forward, but the humming song changed to: "I am a wolf, ferocious and mighty, gnawing bones, sharpening teeth, monsters and ghosts, retreating three feet..."
When 　　 returned to the chicken coop village, the flocks of chickens that went out wildly had already returned to the nest. The other residents in Jiwo Village seem to be staying in their houses, not going out. The village looks extremely peaceful and quiet.
　　 Nie Bufan walked into his yard, put all the purchased things into the kitchen, and then freshened up and walked to the room.
When 　　 approached the door, he stopped abruptly, and his hand that was about to push the door also stopped in the air. After a moment, he turned around and walked towards the bathhouse on the other side.
　　 His departure made Si Chenyu who was staying in his room depressed. He deliberately stayed in Nie Bufan's room today just to wait for him to come back to settle the accounts. All kinds of torture have been rehearsed in his mind, as long as he comes in, he can start torture. Who knows that the guy knows that there is someone in the house, he is obviously ready to open the door, but he leaves inexplicably.
　　 Si Chenyu waited for a long time with composure, but no one was seen. Finally exhausted his patience, he stood up awkwardly, stepped out of the room, and looked for the culprit with a sullen expression on his face.
　　 "Quietly I am leaving, just as I came quietly..." Nie Bufan hummed in a strange tone.
　　 Si Chenyu narrowed his eyes and followed the sound with heavy steps.
　　 "I wave my sleeves, I won't take a bath towel..."
　　 "..." Si Chenyu paused the hand holding the door, and then pushed the door resolutely into it.
　　 The steam in the bathhouse, and a half-luo figure swayed in the light mist.
　　 Si Chenyu walked a few steps closer, and saw Nie Bufan sitting in the bath washing and scrubbing, with the white body exposed, wet hair attached to the back of his shoulders, making the skin extra attractive. Probably after hearing some noise, Nie Bufan turned his head and saw Si Chenyu, surprised: "Brother Shi, do you want to bathe too?"
　　 Si Chenyu moved his gaze uncontrollably to Nie Bufan’s lower abdomen. Upon seeing this, Nie Bufan moved naturally to move the chicken swimming in the water and place it between his two tui.
　　 Si Chenyu twitched the corners of his mouth, suddenly forgetting what he was here for.
　　 "Brother Wet has to wait a while before taking a bath, I haven't washed it yet." Nie Bufan glanced at the door and signaled that he should avoid knowingly.
　　 Si Chenyu held his chest, raised his eyebrows and looked at him, and said with a smile: "Are you seduce this king?"
　　 "What?" Nie Bufan showed a pure and innocent expression.
　　 "You knew I was in your room a long time ago. You didn't dare to enter the room, but deliberately ran to the bathhouse and took off your clothes and waited for me."
　　 Nie Bufan looked directly into his eyes, and asked while touching the chicken: "Is the wet brother a good man?"
　　 "Not good!" Si Chenyu vetoed it without thinking.
　　 "That's it, since Brother Wet is not a good man, how can I seduce you?"
　　 "..." Si Chenyu was speechless, who knows if he was really moved just now?
　　 Nie Bufan waved to him and said: "Brother wet, please go out and wait, I'll be fine soon."
　　Si Chenyu didn't move anything, just stared at him steadily, and then smiled: "It's all men, I'll be here waiting for you to finish washing."
　　 Nie Bufan shrugged and said "whatever", and then removed the chicken that was placed in the tui room, really ignoring Si Chenyu on the side, picked up the saponaria and began to wipe.
　　 Si Chenyu's gaze followed his hand, falling on his neck, shoulders, belly, waist and legs... Suddenly remembered the scene of each other in the water that day in his mind, he couldn't help swallowing his saliva. I don’t know why, but the person in front of me seems to be a little more delicious...
　　 "Brother Wet." Nie Bufan stood up suddenly, crossed his legs and faced him, accusing him, "How can you make me believe that you are not interested in male by staring at me like this?"
　　 "What nonsense?" Si Chenyu retorted leisurely.
"I'm not talking nonsense, your eyes are almost piercing my white and tender body." Nie Bufan slowly approached him, hooked his collar with his fingers, and whispered, "Brother wet, I want to share with me. Bath?"
　　 Si Chenyu's phoenix eyes half closed, reached out and grabbed Nie Bufan's wrist, and warned: "Don't get angry."
　　Nie's extraordinary actions paused, wondering if this person should run away? It seems to be different from what was expected.
　　 As a normal man, how could Si Chenyu react such calm to his hue? Could it be that there is no more discipline left?
　　 "Okay." Nie Bufan retracted his hand and sighed, "It seems that you are eager to take a bath, so I won't be inked."
　　 As he said, he turned and stepped into the bath to wash away the stains on his body, then the water came out neatly and took a towel to dry his body.
　　 The whole process takes only a while, which is really rare and quick.
　　 While putting on his clothes, he said to Si Chenyu: "I'm fine, I'll have someone change it for you later... Um!"
　　 Before he finished speaking, Nie Bufan was pressed against the wall and his mouth was severely blocked.
　　 He widened his eyes and stared at Si Chenyu's neatly arranged eyelashes. The breath of the two blended, their tongues and teeth intertwined.
　　 After a long while, Si Chenyu let go of his lips, put his forehead against him, and said in a low voice, "You dare to say that you are not seduce me?"
　　 Nie Bufan opened his mouth slightly and made a mistake in his secret way. This man was as unethical as him, and his words were righteous, but he was really bored. It seems that his move to drive the enemy by the body is not working.
"Brother Wet, there is a saying that you have evil thoughts in your heart, and everything is evil. How can such a pure and kind male paper make a shameless sedition?" Nie Bufan patted Luo's chest and said with a serious face. "The gentleman is magnanimous, I will let you see enough innocently, what else do you want?"
　　 "..." Si Chenyu stared at his eyes closely, trying to find signs of lying, only to see a pair of extremely clear eyes.
　　 This made Si Chenyu almost doubt his judgment. Is it really just that you have evil thoughts? to him?
　　 With an uncertain expression on Si Chenyu’s face, he suddenly lowered his head and kissed Nie Bufan’s lips, gently licked, savored slowly, and moved his hands irregularly, unconsciously intoxicated...
　　 Suddenly, he snorted, and then bent down with a twisted face.
　　 It turned out that Nie Bufan took advantage of the situation and gave him a cruel move. As a result, Si Wangye tasted the pain that was hard to tell for the second time.
　　 pushed him away, Nie Bufan adjusted his clothes and hummed: "Brother wet, we won't succumb to your lewdness. If you want to be dissatisfied, there will be a lot of chickens in Jiwo Village waiting to sleep with you!"
　　 "..." Si Chenyu's face was gloomy like the bottom of a pot.
　　 He grabbed Nie Bufan's hand, and reluctantly said, "You are getting bolder and stronger. Are you really afraid that this king will rectify you on the spot?"
　　 "Seriously, I am very scared." Nie Bufan sighed: "We are just a small person, and we can't compare with the high-ranking you at all. But some things must still be desperately protected, such as chrysanthemums."
　　 "Chrysanthemum?"
　　 "□ Flower."
　　 "……"
　　 "Men also have chastity." Nie Bufan said earnestly, "I hope Brother Shi can be considerate."
　　 "..." For some reason, Si Chenyu always felt something was wrong.
　　 "Okay, Brother Shi, prepare to take a bath, I'll boil water for you." Then, Nie Bufan picked up his clothes and walked out.
After he walked far away, Si Chenyu came back to his senses. It's not right. He obviously came to Nie Bufan to settle the account. How could he be fascinated by him unknowingly, and the anger that originally accumulated a lot of anger disappeared. fly. Does he really like him? His taste has fallen to this point? This guy has a bad character, lies, bold, and reckless, it is simply the most wonderful thing in the past. If others dared to offend him in this way, he would have sent him to see the King of Hades a long time ago. Why should he be merciful and merciful to him? Taken for granted?
　　 Si Chenyu pinched his legs, touched his chin, and fell into thought in such an extremely indecent posture...
　　 Nie Bufan, who came out of the bathhouse, rubbed his lips vigorously, secretly saying that this time he sacrificed so much that he accidentally hooked a guy with a human face and an animal heart. Si Chenyu is different from Zhang San Li Si, Nie Bufan can trust Zhang Li, but cannot trust Si Chenyu. Si Chenyu's mind was unpredictable and unsure, but that kind of superior arrogance made Nie Bufan unable to restrain his desire to harm him.
Tangled ah! Nie Bufan scratched the door frame painfully, struggling between reason and desire. Should we continue to act according to our nature or retreat?
　　 Hey, forget it! This kind of profound question is not suitable for thinking with his simple mind. Nie Bufan stood up straight and entered the room leisurely.
　　 As for the heating of hot water for Si Chenyu, he had long forgotten to go outside the clouds.
　　 Fortunately, Si Chenyu's mind is not on this matter, otherwise it will inevitably be another chaos.
That night, Si Chenyu reluctantly went back to the original room to sleep. Although the bedding was simple enough to make people want to throw it off, at least it looked clean, and the chickens didn't run into trouble anymore. As long as you close the doors and windows, you can get a good night's sleep. Stable till dawn.
　　 There has been no movement on Shen Muran's side, and he probably won't show up in front of people until he recovers his beautiful appearance.
　　 The next day, Zhang Jun arrived as expected and brought a lot of ingredients to Nie Bufan as usual. Nie Bufan was very satisfied and decided to designate him as the first logistics officer of Jiwo Village.
　　 Zhang Junshi just smiled.
　　 "By the way, is Li Si okay?" Nie Bufan and Zhang Junshi were choosing vegetables in the yard on a bench, and asked in passing.
　　 "I don't know this, maybe I'm busy with other things." Zhang Jun asked inadvertently, "Do you miss him?"
　　 "It's kind of." Nie Bufan exclaimed, "He is not here, no one knead the flour."
　　 "..." Zhang Jun was silent.
　　 At this time, Nie Bufan suddenly looked outside the courtyard and whispered: "Secretly tell you, that prince is a man, you have to be careful."
　　 Zhang Jun felt abruptly, and hurriedly asked: "Then he did nothing to you, right?"
　　 "What can you do to me? The chickens in the chicken coop village are enough for him."
　　 "……" also.
　　 Wait, it's not right, I haven't heard of Si Chenyu having such a hobby before? Zhang Junshi looked at Nie Bufan, and thought to himself that this guy was going to provoke him again? Can't he rest on peace? Men can't stand the temptation, especially the temptation of aliens whose character is as elusive as astrology.
　　He is an example! Zhang Junshi cried silently in his heart. What's more sad is that this guy doesn't know what he has done, and is just enjoying the cute fun, unscrupulous, unscrupulous, and often horribly pure!
　　 Zhang Junshi's arrival made Nie Bufan in a very good mood. He was swaggering around with a dazzling smiling face all day long, and he was rare and pleasant to Si Chenyu, which made people feel itchy.
　　 On this day, when Nie Bufan was about to go out for a walk, he saw a few chickens together to see something.
　　 He leaned over and took a glance, and found that it was a tattered book.
　　 He picked it up and shook, and immediately shook out a piece of dust and confetti. Carefully turning over the broken pages, Nie Bufan showed a shocked expression as soon as he glanced at it.
　　This...this...is this the legendary spring, palace, and picture?
　　 I saw two naked and luo men entangled on the page, doing various ambiguous movements, accompanied by text explanations. Unfortunately, the font is too old for Nie Bufan to recognize a single word.
After swallowing saliva and reading a few pages, Nie Bufan finally admitted that he underestimated the people of this era. They were definitely not as conservative as he thought. Looking at this full of love and affection, it is simply a guide to love and love. It makes people afraid to look directly.
　　 "I said, where did you get this?" Nie Bufan scolded, "It wasn't stolen from the surnamed Shen and Si?"
　　 The three chickens blinked, with a simple face.
　　 "Well, that's not right." Nie Bufan closed the book. This dirty and torn look looked like he had been idle somewhere for a long time. Is it the collection of the original owner of this village?
　　 I carefully identified the title of the book, it was too abstract, and Nie Bufan was incompetent.
　　 Forget it, put it away first. Nie Bufan casually stuffed the broken book into the drawer, then ran out of the room and shouted, leading a large group of troops straight to the vast mountain forest outside the village...