Chapter 37: Pop pop
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Bird Dude Nie Bufan
- 雪原幽灵
- 3048 characters
- 2021-02-01 05:53:47
After 天女 and others moved into Jiwo Village, many people outside speculated that the treasure of the Taobao Taoist will soon reappear in the world. Who knows that more than two months have passed, and the news of the treasure has fallen to the bottom of the sea, and there is no sound.
So, letters from all over the place were sent to each other. Everyone in Jiwo Village was taken care of by the parents and asked about the treasure.
Others who are concerned about this matter have also started to send spies to Jiwo Village. They will do so quietly in the past, but the people sent out at that time were undoubtedly not well-rounded, and they could not sneak into the inside without any problems, even if they wandered outside of Jiwo Village. All are likely to be attacked. In view of this, the spies launched a crowded and camouflaged tactic. They dressed up as farmers, hunters, traders, strays, fugitives, passers-by, etc., with different images and superb acting skills.
Ji Wo Village has started a daily lively day with visitors. In order to show the warm and hospitable style of Jiwo Village, Nie Bufan mobilized all chickens in the village to serve the public with all their hearts. Asking for directions, there are chickens to show the way; to flee, there are chickens to give eggs; to sell, there are chickens to join in; hunting... I'm sorry, so I don't give it away. As for staying overnight, cough, the next day can be directly listed as missing persons.
After dozens of days in the air, the spies finally realized the fact: To enter the chicken coop village, you must first learn to engage in chickens! Don't even know how to do chickens, let alone treasure things. It's no wonder that representatives of the four major families have all settled in Jiwo Village. The security and privacy here are indeed extraordinary, really high!
"Hey." Nie Bufan lay down by the window, looking at the sky and sighed, "Life is so lonely as snow!"
Li Yi squinted at him and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Aren't those people coming?" Nie Bufan looked into the distance with eager anticipation.
"..." Come for fun?
Nie Bufan suddenly stood up and said with great pride: "We want to build Jiwo Village into a leisure village, so as to attract tourists and serve the township."
"..." Li Yi hesitated for a while and said, "Leisure Village? This?"
"Yeah." Nie Bufan nodded heavily, his eyes lit up, "Our village is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the scenery is beautiful. During the day, you can go out in the mountains and go fishing in Linxi. When you are lonely at night, there are chicken friends staying with you, whether it is for self-cultivation or Relaxing muscles and bones can be satisfied here!"
"Let's let the innocent people go!" Li Yi firmly prevented him from committing evil.
Nie looked at him disdainfully: "Such a great idea is incomprehensible."
Li Yi rolled his eyes without a trace.
Nie Bufan said again: "You should talk to Zhang San about making money."
said, he was about to rush outside the house.
Li Yi dragged him back, and said unhappily, "Don't go."
Nie Bufan paused for a while, and suggested: "Then go together?"
"I don't want to see him."
"I will see you if you look up, and you will see you tomorrow if you don't see you today." Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder with his other hand, and said slowly, "There is no rivalry between friends and friends, just keep looking."
Li Yi took a deep breath, took Nie Bufan over, kissed his lips heavily, and said cruelly: "The follower is the base friend!"
"This..." Nie Bufan leaned back slightly, thought for a while, and said, "I follow a friend, and Zhang San is also a friend, so Zhang San is also a friend."
This equation transformation...
Li Yi felt like he wanted to vomit blood. He slammed Nie Bufan against the wall and pushed his knees into his two/legs. He held his head with one hand, and lowered his head to give a long and deep kiss, and the other hand went into the hem of his clothes. , Holding that thing through the pants.
For a moment, Li Yi followed Nie Bufan’s chin and kissed his neck, lightly bit his Adam’s apple, and muttered: "I wouldn't do this to Zhang San."
Nie Bufan panted slightly, and hummed, "What is going on in broad daylight?"
"Then tonight?" Li Yi exhaled ambiguously in his ear.
"If you agree to Wang Wu's observation, let it be done." Nie Bufan glanced at him provocatively, believing that he couldn't pull his face off.
Who knows that Li Yi squinted for a while, and nodded in agreement.
Nie Bufan widened his eyes and couldn't say anything: "I actually agreed to let Wang Wu come to observe? Is there any shame?"
Li Yi has a black line on his face, is it a proposal? Who on earth is not ashamed? Li Yi had already seen it through, saying courtesy and shame in front of this guy would be ruining himself!
Nie Bufan saw that he was unmoved, so he said cruelly: "Then just call Zhang San together!"
"If you dare to call Zhang San, then I will do it now!" Li Yi had to admit that this guy is always refreshing the lower limit, why would he like such a guy? Still thinking about it, like an addiction.
"How can I eat alone?" Nie Bufan blamed it boldly.
Li Yi didn't say a word, picked him up and walked towards the bed.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Nie Bufan exclaimed happily, "Okay, okay, I won't yell if I don't, but if he comes by himself, it won't matter.
Li Yi hummed: "He won't have this opportunity!"
"Want to stun him again?" Nie Bufan said lightly, "Don't blame you for not reminding it, it's terrifying for honest people to start rushing."
"Who is the honest person?" Li Yi sneered. Zhang Junshi is a master who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, but on the issue of Nie Bufan's belonging, he will not give in.
Li Yi put Nie Bufan on the bed and looked directly at him: "Be honest at night, and don't even think about instructing Wang Shichan to deal with it. Although he is light and high, but close combat is definitely not an opponent, agreeing to him to observe is the biggest concession."
Hey, something is wrong, right? Does Li Si really think he has such a hobby?
Nie Bufan stretched out his hand to defend his morals, but Li Yi didn't give him a chance. After taking a kiss, he went away with a fighting spirit.
Actually, he has that kind of hobby, right? Nie Bufan stared at Li Yi's back.
Headache, how can I spend tonight! Can't reach the enemy, I don't know if there is a chance to break and stand...
Nie Bufan came to the hillside, held up a book, and shouted: "Wang Wu, Wang Wu, Wang Wu..."
There were echoes in the mountains, in addition to the singing of chickens and birds, there were five other responses.
"The scriptures are in hand, Wang Wusu appears!"
As soon as the voice fell, a figure appeared in front of Nie Bufan.
Nie Bufan dissatisfied: "I didn't respond to so many calls just now. The scriptures appeared as soon as I said."
"I only heard Wang Wu just now." Wang Shichan said lightly.
"Wang Wu!" Nie Bufan affirmed, "Don't forget your name in the future!"
"……"
"Yes, please." Nie Bufan handed over the scriptures in his hand generously.
Wang Shichan was a little hesitant. With Nie’s extraordinary style, would he give him things so easily? Could it be that chicken is painted on the book?
Don't blame him for suspicion, this is all conviction.
"Take it!" Nie Bufan took the initiative to put the book into Wang Shichan's hands, and said with a serious face, "It's been time to fulfill the promise after such a long delay."
"...What do you want to do this time?" The Heart Love Scripture was in his hands, and Wang Shichan just didn't look through it.
"Too underestimated, is it the kind of person who asks for help?" Nie Bufan was upright.
"..." Wang Shichan's originally harmonious facial muscles twitched slightly.
"I don't need to do anything? No more protection at night." Nie Bufan sighed, "I always miss the rest time. I really feel sorry for it. This scripture should be used as compensation."
Wang Shichan looked at him for a long time, and finally put the sutras away suspiciously.
"Okay, that's it. Now you can continue to go invisible, go back first." Nie Bufan stopped after walking a few steps, "By the way, the chickens around the village, it is better to take care of the chickens around the village. "
Wang Shichan nodded: "I promised, I will definitely do it."
Watching Nie Bufan leave his back, he suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart. He used to enjoy loneliness very much. He was at ease by himself, with the Buddha in his heart, calm and without contention. But since coming to Jiwo Village, the surroundings have been full of noise, especially Nie Bufan, who is unruly and laughs at heart. I still remember that day when he shouted on the mountain: "Is the king of Jiwo Village", he looked like a child, pure and clean. Obviously he is a perverted and vulgar generation, but he reveals a kind of independence and vulgarity.
This is the most special person Wang Shichan has encountered in his life. Therefore, even if he is swayed or played tricks by him, he can't produce any anger, even faintly tolerant.
Next door to him every night, I can always hear him talking with animals, like educating a child, his tone is indulgent and inexplicably warm.
Now he suddenly said that he didn't need to protect him anymore, Wang Shichan suddenly felt that something was missing. He didn't know, this emotion was called-loss.
After dinner, after freshening up, Nie Bufan probed his head at the door of the room, and then whispered to the little monkey on his shoulder: "Wukong, go in and help check the situation. If there is a bad person, come back and inform immediately."
Wukong waved his paw, and after a few jumps, he disappeared at the door of the room.
Nie Bufan squatted by the door, tilting his head to pay attention to the situation inside.
At this moment, a black shadow suddenly appeared above his head, covering him. He didn't lift his head, just whispered: "It's really dark clouds, even the moonlight is gone."
There was a muffled snort from above.
Nie Bufan paused, then stood up slowly, pretending to be okay, patted the clothes, then held the door frame with one hand, and suddenly flashed into the room, hooking the door and preparing to close.
One hand rested on the door panel and let out a "pop".
Nie Bufan smiled at the visitor and said, "Li Si, here comes."
"Humph." Li Yi glared at him, strode into the room, and closed the door smoothly.
Nie Bufan glanced at the window, but did not close Yanshi.
Li Yi didn't care either, took off his coat, sat on the bed and patted, "Come here."
"Here, aren't people here yet?" Nie Bufan squeezed.
"Doesn't he usually come very quickly?" Li Yiyin said, "Let’s warm up first, and we can start officially when he arrives."
Nie Bufan climbed onto the bed with a look of death.
In this gap, Li Yi took off his jacket again, revealing his strong upper body.
Nie Bufan fell on the bed and looked at him, and said timidly: "Uncle, please be gentle."
Li Yi raised his eyebrows, rolled over and pressed on him, him, his actions were rude and quick, without any gentleness.
After Nie Bufan got naked, he slowed down and started kissing/kissing/comforting.
The body is intertwined and the temperature gradually rises.
"Pop." Li Yi was suddenly hit by something on his back. He stretched out his hand and found a monkey. The little monkey grinned and grinned in his hand, dancing.
"Ah, Wukong." Nie Bufan was about to hug it, Li Yi leaned over, reached out and opened the drawer of the bedside table and stuffed the monkey in.
"Don't, it will suffocate if you put it inside." Nie Bufan turned around and moved over to open the drawer. At present, there are several kinds of animals in Jico Village, but only small monkeys are kept beside him. The small roots and big qi have been adopted by several mother chickens.
The little monkey was caught by Li Yi as soon as he was released, leaving three shallow marks on his chest.
then quickly hid in Nie Bufan's hair.
Li Yi gritted his teeth and said: "Either throw it out or let it faint."
"Why is it so cruel?" Nie Bufan complained, "How can I be able to deal with such a cute little guy?"
"Then take it!" When Li Yiyu/wang was rising, he stretched Nie Bufan's legs and pushed it up, but only got in a little.
"Ah!" Nie Bufan bent his legs and backed off abruptly, then kicked at Li Yi and shouted, "Is this drilling? If the technique is not good, don't show your ugliness!"
"The technology is not good?" A dangerous light flashed in Li Yi's eyes.
Nie Bufan pointed out: "Say? Like a beast."
Li Yi pressed the top of a Taishan Mountain and sealed his lips tightly. How did he forget that to deal with Nie Bufan, he must first shut his mouth.
"Uh, uh." Nie Bufan couldn't say anything, so he could only pat him on the back desperately.
The little monkey also stepped forward to help out, scratching and scratching Li Yi's back.
Li Yi ignored, up and down his hands, focusing on the area below the abdomen and near the tail vertebra.
His lung capacity is far beyond that of ordinary people, he just kissed Nie Bufan so dizzy, his limbs were weak, and his slapping hands slowly stopped.
Li Yi then let go of his lips and turned to attack other sensitive parts of his body. Doesn't this guy dislike his skills? This time, let him see how he has practiced his martial arts skills!
Kissed to the belly button, she licked her head, while slamming the object, while leaning into Youxue, his movements were flexible and rhythmic, which made Nie Bufan breathless and moan.
"Um...Don't do it,..." Nie Bufan twisted his body, his voice trembling.
The little monkey "squeaked" several times, cooperating with Nie Bufan's yin.
Li Yi tried his best to ignore this extra little thing and continued to move his hands.
"I'm going to... come out..." Nie Bufan shouted.
Li Yi took his hand, buckled the hot thing, and said in a low voice: "Not for the time being."
Turned Nie Bufan over, raised his belly with the other hand, aimed at the hidden place, and was about to lift the knife on his horse.
Suddenly, a cold wind blew by, and Li Yi only felt a chill on his back. Keeping the movement about to enter, looking back, I saw Wang Shichan's long figure appeared beside the bed, his eyes faintly shining with inexplicable light, and his eyes slowly moved to the place where the two were about to meet/join.
There was a dead silence in the room, and even the little monkey didn’t know where to hide. He just lay down on the bed, Nie Bufan ignorant, only to hear him say dullly in a somewhat forbearing voice: "Okay? Either go in or let go. , So motionless, what is it like? Isn’t it yangwei? If it’s really like this, it’s okay, you can’t laugh, just let it go."
Li Yi's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and the pot was smashed into it.
"Ah..." Nie Bufan took a deep breath, and when he was about to swear, he was interrupted by the large movements of the people behind him.
The hard thing went in fiercely, and out fiercely.
Because Wang Shichan shot.
He attacked Li Yi's neck, Li Yi pulled back, and naturally brought the thing out.
Wang Shichan attacked his front door again with his backhand, Li Yi ducked his head to avoid the attack, leaned forward, "slap", and went in again!
"Ah...uh..."
Wang Shichan stretched out his hand to break Li Yi's shoulder, Li Yi blocked the barrier with his hand, and at the same time stretched out a leg to kick him, his body slightly turned, and the things inserted in Nie Bufan's body also twisted and rubbed.
"Well……"
Wang Shichan pulled his ankles back and Li Yi hugged Nie Bufan's waist and abdomen and leaned back together. He used Tai Chi to pull his legs out of the control of the opponent, and fell back on the bed. His body was also heavily pressed on Nie Bufan. Hot 丨 insert to the depth.
"Ah...ah..."
Wang Shichan heard this voice, his expression a little gloomy, his lower/abdomen faintly warmed up, and his attack became more violent.
Li Yi can be regarded as forgetting everything about his face, and while fighting the battle, he persistently picks Nie Bufan chrysanthemums.
In the storm, Nie Bufan finally felt something was wrong. When he was really about to turn his head to look at the situation, a quilt covered him face-to-face and plunged him into darkness completely, leaving only the light of Luo's lower body, which was manipulated by Li Yi with various actions. .
The bed seemed to be unable to withstand this series of fierce struggles, trembling slightly.
Nie Bufan feels like a flat boat in the waves, his hands must be tightly grasping the bedpost to maintain balance, but his lower body is attacked like a storm, without rhythm, like a convulsion.
It happens to be the best every time, which is trembling.
He can only yin heartily, to show his pain and joy and intense emotions.
What is it called?
Let the storm come harder...
The author has something to say: Sorry, I refreshed the lower limit again...