: Round 115 Question
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Black-bellied Movie Emperor’s Clever Wife
- Quan Quan
- 2870 characters
- 2021-03-02 09:17:05
Hearing a woman trying to climb Kangxi ’s bed for a moment, she suddenly stunned for a moment, and suddenly found that this seemed to be a problem she had never thought of. She suddenly did n’t know how to react. She rushed up and scolded the woman for shame, or pumping She slapped her away from Kangxi?
Although I have n’t experienced it myself, it ’s always the case in TV shows.
After thinking for a while, she shook her head again. Such uncivilized behavior really does not conform to her policy. Besides, this woman is only in the stage of 'thinking' and has not yet been put into action. From a criminal point of view, at most It is ideological crime.
For example, if you want to rebel, you want to kill, and you do n’t take any action, the law does n’t recognize this as a crime. It ’s just that you have criminal thoughts and want to commit crimes.
Reason tells her that she has no right to interfere with what others think and intend to do. She also feels that this view is very correct, but why is it so uncomfortable in her heart.
While she was tangled, the assistant Bai Cao had been scolded as a wandering girl called Sister Qian, crying into tears, sobbing with trembling shoulders, and looked so pitiful.
"You still have faces crying, don't hurry to help me get something."
Sister Qian, although Baicao calls her sister, she is actually as old as Baicao. From the month, Baicao is three months older than her. This is the classification between assistants and entertainers. It has nothing to do with age.
Her stage name is Ling Qian, which is quite a gentle and watery name, but it doesn't match what she looks like now.
Baicao carried all the shopping bags on the ground, and he carried them with his hands when he couldn't carry them. Even so, there were two or three bags on the ground that he couldn't take. , Looking right and left at the nail polish I just applied, I also took out the makeup mirror from the messenger bag and took a look at the mirror. Baicao had to hang a bigger shopping bag around his neck to make room. Get more.
She was already petite and covered most of her body with a bunch of shopping bags, one in the east and the other in the west. It looked a little bit nondescript.
"Are you all right?" Ling Qian asked the makeup mirror angrily.
"All right!"
"Then don't hurry out to call a taxi. I have dinner with boss Wu in the evening. If you are late, it's yours or mine."
"I'll go!"
The same is an assistant, compared with Kangxi's assistant Xiao Chen, she is like a slave.
Baicao hurried to the door, but there were too many shopping bags on her body, which not only affected her speed, but also hindered her from looking at the ground. She was tripped by a box that fell off the container as soon as she went out seven or eight steps Then, with a bang, he fell heavily on the ground, and the shopping bags on his hands and shoulders flew out.
She didn't have time to scream, and Ling Qian behind her shouted.
"You are really stupid than a pig, you can't even walk a road!"
There happened to be a shopping bag, which slipped along the smooth floor to the tip of the 皛 皛, and the contents inside also spilled out of the bag. Out of good intentions, the 皛 皛 wanted to help pick it up, but the sight fell to the drop Something, her face became black.
There are so many toys on the floor, some of them can't see what they are used for, but the pictures on the packaging are extremely erotic, and then she sees a purple furry handcuffs.
It seemed a bit familiar, and it was the same as the one Kangxi had bought, the same color, the same style, if the label was still there, she would think it was the same.
Whether it was a coincidence, or was prepared early, if the latter, the preparation is really sufficient.
His brain began to think again. This phenomenon directly progressed from ideological crime to preparatory crime.
That is, in order to commit crimes, tools and manufacturing conditions are prepared in advance.
"What are you still stunned, don't hurry up and pick it up for me!" Ling Qian yelled, wishing she could use her feet to crush the grass.
Baicao ran over, smiled apologetically, and knelt down on the ground to pick up those things one by one.
"It's stupid!" Ling Qian wouldn't help, and she accused Baicao of it.
Probably because of her loud scolding, she was seen by everyone around her. She was a little ashamed. Knowing that these things on the ground were unsightly, she squatted down and picked them up.
After the two of them were picking up, no matter whether they were plugged or not, they moved away from the crowd.
He also wanted to leave, but Cing Bu found that something seemed to be stepping on his foot. He moved his foot and looked, it was a pink vibrating egg.
Collecting gold is a virtue since ancient times, but this kind of thing is picked up and returned to others, and it is estimated that others will not admit that it is their own.
In a dilemma, her cell phone rang.
"Lord, I'm back to the hotel. Where are you, do you want me to pick you up?"
When she heard Kangxi's voice, she felt inexplicably unhappy in her heart. She glanced at the vibrating egg on the ground, her mouth ticked, but her breath was cold, "Kangxi, you are very popular."
"Huh?" Kangxi was definitely in a state where Zhang Er monk was puzzled.
He is the goddess of entertainment, and has always been very popular, but he still heard his displeasure.
"What's the matter? Did you bother you?"
The snorted snorted coldly, who else could provoke her, isn't he.
"Is it the morning thing, are you annoyed?" He consciously reflected on himself for a moment, thinking about it, it was the morning thing.
He knew she was thin-skinned, but he really liked that.
"Who said this!" She cried blushing.
He smiled and said, "So why are you upset?"
"Who said I was unhappy!"
Kangxi thought that women were really guilty, and they were obviously unhappy and refused to admit it.
"Okay, don't be angry, no matter what, it's my fault, tell me, where are you, I'll pick you up."
"Are you free?"
"Xiang, so is it good to accompany you?" He ended the day's drama early, so he could have a good time with her.
"You don't use it to pick me up, I will come back by myself." The things she wanted to buy were not bought, and she encountered the things just now, she had no mood to go shopping.
"OK, I'll wait for you!"
He hung up the phone and glanced at the bouncing egg on the ground, squinted, took out the handkerchief from his pocket, picked it up across the handkerchief, wrapped it, and stuffed it into his pocket.
evidence!
Confiscated!
Out of the medical supplies store, Liming called the driver and reported a road name. After a few minutes, the driver drove the car and saw that she hadn't bought anything. The people who came here were more or less Going back to buy things and thinking that she had just arrived, she was unfamiliar with it, and it was difficult to start, so she enthusiastically asked her if he wanted to buy some souvenirs or something. He could take her to a gift shop with a low price and a guaranteed quality.
After thinking about it today, I do n’t know if I have a chance to come here. At least I have to buy some gifts for Jing Sa, An Hui, Qin Yuan, and her bunch of nominal apprentices, so I agreed to the driver. Master's suggestion.
The driver master immediately asked her to get in the car with a smile, and took her to a gift shop specializing in souvenirs. On the road, she also asked which style she wanted to buy, whether it was for a woman or a man. , Enthusiasm, no way to parry, after buying the gift, and wanted to give him a tip.
He was very unwilling to accept it, and told her honestly that the store was opened by his relatives, so that she was welcome.
He didn't ask any more.
On the way back, the driver master started to play a small advertisement again, saying that if she had a friend to come in the future, remember to call him to inform him that his family also runs a travel business, which guarantees cheap and beautiful things, and the island-hopping tour can still offer a 20% discount. A lot of customs about Lishan.
Because of buying gifts, she lost a lot of time. When she returned to the hotel, it was already sunset, and the mountains of Bailishan were covered with a golden and orange sunset, and the clouds in the sky seemed to wear an orange The shirt floats leisurely, and as the clouds slowly thicken, there is a little more purple in the orange, which gradually dissipates in the deep twilight, becoming an abstract painting with thick ink, and occasionally passing birds, and Add a touch of vividness to this static.
The evening breeze slowly blew a scent of flowers and grass, which made people relaxed and happy, and felt that the sunset was infinitely good.
He got out of the car and thanked the driver master again. He walked slowly along the gravel path in front of the hotel door. Before he reached the main entrance, he smelled the smell of the food and suddenly felt a little hungry.
She shook the wind chime in front of the door. The door was opened immediately. The waiter saw her coming back. The big bag and the small bag in her hand came quickly to get it for her.
On the second floor, she opened the Japanese-style door, and the lights were bright inside, but Kangxi was not seen in the large room.
What about people? Did n’t you wait for her to come back?
The waiter put the shopping bags in the cupboard for her, saw her looking for someone, and said, "Mr. Kang's words, I just went to soak."
She snorted, took off her trench coat, sat cross-legged by the coffee table, poured herself a glass of water, and after an afternoon of shopping, she was thirsty.
The waiter saw that she had no need and went out.
He was lying on the coffee table with nothing to do, poked his finger at the tea cup, and bored himself, and was a bit sleepy. His eyelids were about to fight, and a warm body was posted silently behind him.
"Go away!" She knew who it was without looking.
"I'm so annoyed?" Kangxi sat cross-legged behind her and stretched her hand to take her into her arms.
She looked up and met his cramped eyes, her face red with disappointment. "What annoy you, don't be so unreasonable."
He lowered his head and wanted to kiss her. Unexpectedly, she hid, and he was stunned. He realized that something was wrong. Normally she was so shy. Kissing her, she was still very happy.
He frowned, his face blank, but the hand was desperately drilling into her clothes.
The scared blush suppressed his hand that was trying to climb over the mountains and glared at him fiercely, "I have something to ask you."
"You ask!" He continued to eat her tofu.
"Who is the heroine in your film this time?"
Suddenly stopped eating tofu, and looked at her with surprise. She never asked him about filming. She didn't want to ask for the first time. It was the heroine.
His mind began to calm down, inexplicably a little flustered.
In fact, he has always been worried that 皛 皛 would mind his things in the play, such as kiss scenes, bed scenes, etc. As an actor, this is something that he will definitely encounter, and he ca n’t avoid it, but ... not recently To be precise, he has not played idol dramas or love scenes for a long time. Even if there were, he was caught by her, the first time he went to her house to cook.
She didn't react at all that time, and left him depressed for a long time.
Is this what you mean after the autumn?
Really, he really didn't know how to coax her.
"Talk!" She twisted his already shameless hand that climbed the 'peak'.
He swallowed, "What do you want me to say ..."
"The name of the heroine!" The best name is not pronounced "QIAN".
"How can there be a heroine? I played a this time, and God can't fall in love." This time the script is a mythical drama. Kill, no relationship between men and women.
No, yes, but that has nothing to do with him. In the play, it was his apprentice who was fascinated by the goblin and almost killed him.
This can't be counted. In the end, the goblin was taken by him, and he couldn't get out of his life in the demon pot.
"Then there will always be women, and supporting actresses?"
"That's a little bit more." A bunch of goblins, all of them are women.
"Name !?" she asked, as if the original wife was catching a traitor.
"Fox, Snow, Flower, Pipa, Scorpion, and Jade Rabbit ..."
She twisted him hard again, "Not asking your character's name, what is the real name?"
He endured the pain and took a breath, "How can I know!"
Everyone knows that he is famous for not remembering the name of a woman, except hers, she remembered it from the age of five.
"I don't know, why don't you know." Making a movie, for at least four or five months, how can you not remember the woman's name when you get along like this all day, suddenly looking at him is a little scary.
"Come on, you asked so much, at least let me know, what do you want to ask." He was trembling now.
Xuan Xuan also felt a little unreasonable, and it was not until now that he knew what he was doing, but when it came to the play he played, she really hadn't seen it.
Seeing her stop talking, but staring at him, his heart was beating a little faster.
Suddenly I feel that there is a man in this world who wants to be derailed. Is n’t this a death sentence? Seeing that he did n’t do anything, he was already terrified. Should he call his father in Switzerland? , Ask him, how to deal with this situation?
"Hey, if I kneel to a keyboard first, you get mad ..." Without foreign aid, the only thing he can think of is this. The Internet also says that women will get mad.
I do n’t know if it works.
"Still you think I should kneel instant noodles, this difficulty is a bit high ..."
She was stunned for a while, and she had heard of the keyboard before kneeling. What did she mean by kneeling?
He looked at her pitifully, "Look, I am such a big man, kneeling instant noodles, it is really difficult to keep it unbroken."
It is estimated that if you don't kneel for twenty times, you will definitely not find the secret that instant noodles will not be broken by kneeling.
He listened, but he couldn't hold it back. He chuckled, laughed, and twitched him hard again, "I know you're not serious!"
She smiled, and he was at ease.
"Then do you want it? Anyway, I am yours, I listen to you." Then, the hand that was twisted by her also came alive, and the dance was rubbing.
"Don't make trouble!" She took a breath and tried to grab his hand, but it was like a fish in the water.
"If you don't make trouble, let's go to the hot spring?"
"My hands can't get wet." Hasn't he already soaked in it? What should he do with it? Are you afraid of getting dizzy?
"I know!" He took a rubber glove out of his clothes like a trick, "This works, I tried it just now, it won't get water in, it won't be breathable."
"Where are you from?" Isn't this the waterproof glove she wanted to buy?
"I let Xiaobao come by air!"
Regarding hot spring bathing, especially with her, he was more anxious than anyone else. When he knew she was injured, he asked the toilet bag to order it. It took a little time. Good quality, you must go to a special medical supplies store.
Even in an international metropolis like S City, there are very few such stores.
However, he always thinks of a way, and the time is just right.
"It's not time to say this ..." She didn't finish asking.
"Go to the hot spring, you can say the same!"
He quickly put on gloves for her, yes, just the right size, and then picked her up.
"Can you get people to finish talking?"
"Let's talk in the hot spring!" He hugged her and walked to the promenade outside the door.
I met a lot of waiters along the road, and when I saw them, they all smirked.
皛 皛 suddenly blushed, "What to say in the hot spring!"
He said very honestly: "You control what you say, I control what I move ..."
皛 皛: "..."
Then she can't say it.
So, the gorgeous water splashed for two hours ...