Chapter 335: Toad's routine

Shui Huo Toad's ugly face was full of disappointment. He used to be very confused. His only ideal was to eat the flat peaches of Tiangong. He felt satisfied that he could taste the flat peaches. Knowing that Monkey King was named the Great Sage of the Monkey King, he discovered that monsters could also go to heaven as an official, and suddenly felt that there was hope that Toad's goal should be bigger, and he could go to heaven and die without regret.
As a toad with ideals and pursuits, ever since I met Monkey King’s confidant and crazy second master, Shui Huo Toad felt that his beautiful career was beckoning, and he was about to become the most handsome and prestigious toad in history. An official toad, become an official generation, win Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of toad life...
It is impossible for a toad to eat swan meat, not to mention that the water and fire toad want to go to heaven as an official. Great ideals are often shattered by cruel reality, and the water and fire toad have come to a fork in their life. His eyes were red and he yelled distortedly: "Impossible, how could an official as big as Monkey King be willing to leave the lower realm of Heaven? You must be lying to me."
The Flood Demon King shouted: "Bing Huo, this king has cultivated Taiyi Sanxian many years ago, but he has never thought of being an official from the sky. You want to go to the sky when you are a second-tier cultivation base. It is simply a toad that wants to eat swan meat."
The fire and water toad howled and cried, "Why can't toad eat swan? It's a wishful thinking to say that toad wants to eat swan. I eat one during the day and one at night, and burn one, stew and cook one. The swan has already eaten it. I'm tired. I'm just a toad, but since I can eat a swan, I can also eat a flat peach, and sooner or later I will go to heaven to become an official."
The Flood Demon King was dumbfounded, and he didn't know how to answer his little brother for a while. He said that the toad wanted to eat swan meat, and the fire and water toad had indeed eaten swan. How could he explain this? Seeing the heartbroken look of the water and fire toad, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't bear it. In fact, he was afraid that he would learn the art of the relationship between water and fire. He pretended to say: "Brother Binghuo makes sense. What is the difference between having no ideal and a salted fish? I can’t let you go to heaven for the time being, but I’ve always kept the peaches for you!
Shui Huo Toad took the flat peach from Lu Xiaofeng, and said with a big smile: "Who said that the toad can't eat the flat peach, I can eat the flat peach now, I will eat it for you to see." He opened his mouth and swallowed it. Some are like Zhubajie eating ginseng fruit, the whole flat peach was swallowed by him, and he didn't taste any taste at all.
After eating, Shui Huo Toad glanced at the Demon King who was savouring the taste of flat peaches, and said eagerly, "My lord, what does flat peach taste like?"
The Demon King glared at Shui Huo Toad: "I haven't finished a flat peach. You have eaten one. Now ask me what's the taste of a flat peach?"
Shui Huo Toad swallowed his mouth and said, "I accidentally swallowed my belly just now. We really haven't tried the taste of flat peaches. You have one left, Majesty. Why don't you let me taste it?"
"Get out, I won't kick you out again."
The Flood Demon King did not hesitate to refuse the request of the Water Fire Toad. This flat peach has a more delicious taste, and after eating it, it is full of aura, and he feels a rush of heat from the soles of his feet directly on the top of his head, making him want to communicate with the mother flood. Thoughts. Such a superb heaven and earth spiritual creature can increase his skill and have such a beautiful effect. He can't wait for a few more flat peaches, and where he is willing to let one go out.
Shui Huo Toad looked aggrieved and walked out of the Crystal Palace angrily. Now it was Lu Xiaofeng's turn to be dumbfounded. Did this ugly guy forget something? After the NPC releases the task of finding the item, the player only needs to hand in the task item, and the NPC will generally praise a few words, and then distribute the promised benefits to the player on the spot.
Lu Xiaofeng had a battle with the water and fire toad. The handsome guy and the ugly toad did not know each other, and the water and fire toad released a mission on the spot. As long as he found a flat peach that was ripe for three thousand years, he would pass on his tactics of life by water and fire. Finally brought the flat peaches to the world, this product ate the task items on the spot, and now there is no mention of completing the task, this is to be done!
As a player full of positive energy, Lu Xiaofeng absolutely can't tolerate Lao Lai. The first reaction is to beat up the ugly toad on the spot until he beats its ugly face beautifully. Not only that, but after being beaten, this ugly toad has to hand over the main technique. Although this ugly creature is not well-known, the water and fire art of life is a real good thing.
In the end, Lu Xiaofeng gave up this plan. Being ugly also has human rights. As a peace-loving player, there is no need to have a general knowledge of ugly toads. The main reason is that through observation, he found that although this toad is not well-known, the Demon King attaches great importance to it. Just now he was bold enough to ask the Demon King to ask for a peach. It can be seen from the fact that the Demon King understated it.
Only a mere second-tier strength can make the Great Saint Flooding Demon King look different, and even treat him like a junior. It is definitely not something ugly. After understanding this, Lu Xiaofeng was unwilling to destroy the friendly relationship established with the Water and Fire Toad, and left the Crystal Palace after bidding farewell to the Water and Fire Toad, and followed closely behind the Water and Fire Toad.
The water and fire toad's grieved tears continued to flow, howling all the way, and flying all the way, not sure whether his face was sea water or tears, anyway, it was salty. Finally he stopped sobbing and saw Lu Xiaofeng who was following him, sobbing: "Brother treats me well. Sometimes I think it's boring to be alive, it's better to die."
"Even if you are going to die, you have to pass the exercises to me. Don't think that you can be an old man if you cry, make trouble, or hang yourself. You don't need to pay back the debt." Lu Xiaofeng slandered in his heart, and said pretentiously, "Of course I have to follow. Brother, otherwise I'm afraid that brother will forget something."
Shui Huo Toad looked confused and said: "What have I forgotten?"
Lu Xiaofeng smiled shyly: "At the beginning, under the witness of the Great Chaos God, my eldest brother issued a mission to ask me to find flat peaches. He also said that when I found flat peaches, he taught me the tactics of water and fire, but he forgot to teach me. Actually, I didn't learn the skills. The law doesn't matter, but the mission is witnessed by the Chaos God. I'm afraid that you will be punished by the Chaos God if you don't fulfill the mission."
The original protruding eyes of the water fire toad became more protruding, and he stared directly at Lu Xiaofeng and said, "Are you really worried that I will be punished by the Great Chaos God or are you afraid that I will not teach you the exercises, to be honest."
Lu Xiaofeng patted his chest and said, "I touched my left atrium and sweared, I don't care if I can learn the exercises, but I am worried that the handsome and talented toad like you, big brother, will be punished, and there will be so many flowers in the future. Where does the toad beauty look for the wishful man?"
Shui Huo Toad looked up at the blue water with a melancholy face, and two bubbles popped out of his nostrils, and said sadly: "I used to be addicted to the delicate body of a beautiful toad, but then I gradually understood that Wen Rou Xiang is a heroic grave, no matter how beautiful the toad is. It’s just a pink skull, which eventually turns into a compost. So I started to practice. I don’t want to be a toad that eats swan. I want to be a toad that eats peaches. I want to go to heaven as an official and live the same life as heaven and earth.
"Once I thought all this was very unrealistic, I was almost desperate, but the great sage and virtuous brother gave me hope. Since you appeared, I have two wishes, one is to taste the flat peaches in the sky, and the other It’s to follow Qitian as an official, and now my hope is completely shattered. The goodwill of the virtuous brother is the brother’s heart. You don’t have to worry about me being punished by the Chaos God, and it’s meaningless to live. Just let the Chaos God come down to the heaven and let me be wiped out. Right!"
Lu Xiaofeng was really unsure whether this product really wanted to die, and said weakly, "Big brother, don't be so pessimistic. Although you can't go to heaven as an official, you have already eaten flat peaches, right? You don't believe that you can run the exercises and eat. After laying down the peaches, the spiritual power is sufficient, and the strength of cultivation can be greatly improved."
Shui Huo Chan sighed and said: "Brother Xian is a reasonable person. You might as well think about it. Just like me and a mother toad, she spread her legs and waited in the mud pit. I haven't gotten up yet and it's over. What else is there? Taste? The same is true of eating flat peaches before. I haven't tasted it carefully, but I swallowed it with excitement. How can I know what flat peach tastes like?"
"Are you sure you really are not Lao Lai? The metaphor is so reasonable, I'm speechless." Lu Xiaofeng was frantically complaining, there are still many flat peaches in the mustard bag of Xume, for the sake of water and fire, he doesn't mind giving another ugly toad. , But the ugly toad gave him an old-fashioned feeling, and he did not want to be blackmailed.
Shui Huo Toad saw Lu Xiaofeng's hesitation, and his eyes suddenly brightened: "If Brother Xian still has flat peaches, you might as well give me another one for me to taste. Of course, I won't let Brother Xian suffer. Brother fights, some of the vague things in my inheritance suddenly become clear, as if suddenly opened up. For example, there is a secret in my inheritance. I can tell Brother Xian."
This time, Lu Xiaofeng believed that how innocent and cute an ugly toad was in the last battle, how long it took him to become Lao Lai, suddenly it was totally justified. Suddenly, he had an idea that Fire and Water Toad did not reward the task on the spot. Could it be that the increase in the task reward caused the difficulty to increase significantly?
"Since the elder brother is so obsessed with Pantao, the younger brother can only reluctantly give up his love, this is really the last one."
The water and fire toad stretched out its pimple paws, two paws held the flat peaches and placed them beside their mouths. The slender tongue stretched out and licked it first, and then ate it carefully. This product has learned the lesson from last time. This time it was really slow to eat. Every time it licked a little bit with the burr on the tongue, it took a full hour.
Lu Xiaofeng hurried back to the sea of ​​blood, and the toad's grinding made his teeth itchy with hate. Finally he saw the toad swallow the peach pits into his stomach, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "My eldest brother is so talented, there must be something in my ancestors. Unbelievable feats, my little brother listens respectfully."
Shui Huo Toad patted his chest, took a long breath and said, "What are you doing so in a hurry that I was choked on my throat by Peach Core, and I almost couldn't say anything."
"Choke you, ugly and nasty old man." Lu Xiaofeng slandered, but said with a smile on his face: "But the younger brother is impatient, and brother should not have the same knowledge as me."