Vol 3 Chapter 437: Are men afraid of spiders?

"Ah!" Lu Zhengkang grabbed the fake snake in his hand with a tricky hand. "This trick is not to scare me."
Su Xiangli patted Lu Zhengkang on the shoulder, "As expected of you."
Lu Zhengkang smiled and turned around. At this moment, a small black figure slid down his shoulders. He moved like lightning, raised his hand, and grasped the thing securely.
Raising my hand to look intently, there is a spider lying in the palm of my hand, with furry, big fangs, and six or seven slick eyes, like white dead fish piled up on a chopping board in a seafood market, densely packed. .
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The little girl was playing the Rubik's Cube. A few friends gathered in a circle, and the fake spider flew in from the gap in the head and landed smoothly. Suddenly, I saw an eight-pronged monster on the table. The people playing Rubik's Cube and the people watching the Rubik's Cube both screamed and suddenly spread out. The little toy stood firmly on the table like this. It is majestic and prestigious.
"There are spiders!"
"Where?"
The classroom was noisy, and the commotion spread from one end to the other like lightning. Everyone heard that there were spiders. They leaned over to the girl's seat and glanced on tiptoes in front. They did see a spider, so they shouted. Yeah, the weird sound, the more anxious that you can't see in the back, urging the front to ask "Really?" "Is the spider big?"
Lu Zhengkang stood up angrily and confronted Su Xiangli, "You know I don't like spiders!"
"Hey, ‘cook’ you say you know yourself and your opponent, and you won’t end up in battle. I just know the spider you were afraid to buy! How about it, it scares you!"
"No! Also, the grandson said to know yourself and the enemy." Lu Zhengkang denies forcibly and is scared by the little kid, wow, he doesn't want to face someone!
Su Xiangli chuckled softly, covering her mouth. There was a fake spider in her hand. When she was covering her mouth, the legs of the spider toy appeared from the edge of the palm. Lu Zhengkang curled his mouth and said, "It's disgusting." There was still a little hairy in her heart.
The big man is afraid that there is something wrong with spiders. This thing is not easy to look at. It looks strange. Arachnids are not familiar with primates, and they say that they are poisonous. It's a beneficial insect, no matter what, as long as you don't get close to me, then we are still good friends...
Lu Zhengkang cheered himself up in his heart, and then saw that after Su Xiangli put down his hand, there was a bruise around his lips.
He was shocked, "Are you poisoned?!"
When he roared, other people also saw that the paint that Su Xiangli applied to the spider toy's abdomen in advance was quite confusing. The other classmates immediately took it, and the rumor that the student was bitten by the spider rushed into the office, teaching English. Teacher Li hurried over, followed by two ordinary male teachers behind him, just like attendants, or licking dogs.
Lu Zhengkang realized that Su Xiangli was teasing him. As soon as the teacher at the front door came in, Su Xiangli had already slipped out through the back door.
"Who was bitten by a spider?"
Lu Zhengkang raised his hand, and then Teacher Li came over and held his arm very anxiously, "You got bitten? Where? Does it hurt? The medical robot will be here soon. Don't be afraid."
"Uh, teacher, no one was bitten, this is a joke."
Teacher Li let out a sigh, "Really okay?" She stroked her chest, her face fainted with red glaze, as if Begonia-Lu Zhengkang had never seen the appearance of Begonia blossoms, but he just felt that this teacher was too late. The gentleness of the wind.
The two ordinary male teachers were stealing glances. They looked like gentlemen, but in fact they were nothing but unspeakable commotion.
Teacher Li is really a good girl, and Lu Zhengkang is drunk, and she is really a good teacher who feels like a spring breeze.
At this time, another classmate shouted, "Teacher, there is a spider ahead."
Zhang Yingxuan and Zhou Ping entered the classroom. Zhou Ping saw the toys on the table for the first time. He walked over and caught the fake spiders in the eyes of everyone's admiration.
"Oh, didn't Su Xiangli bought this thing?"
This sentence was heard by Teacher Li.
The last class in the morning was mathematics, and Su Xiangli stood at the end of the classroom and listened by leaning against the wall.
After ringing the bell, the classmates rushed to the cafeteria, Su Xiang returned to the seat in a haunting manner. There was still a little paint on the edge of her lips that was not wiped clean, and it still looked like poisoned.
Lu Zhengkang took out the handkerchief, moistened it with drinking water, and wiped her face carefully.
"Bad, I found you are not so bad." The little girl's mouth was covered behind the handkerchief, but she didn't delay her speech.
Lu Zhengkang held her chin and complained, "Stop talking, I won't be able to wipe it clean if I move it."
"I'm going to say that I'm idle when my mouth is idle, so I might as well talk, badass, go to that video store on weekends and want to eat noodles."
"Eat, eat, you must eat it, like a pig."
"What do you know! I am tasting the sacrament! Great cooking, giving us His sacred body, allowing us to understand the mystery of steam and starch."
"Steam? Okay, okay, I won't discuss this with you. Wipe it clean and go to eat. If there is a ‘Holy Supper’ in the cafeteria, you can try it quickly. Don’t be greedy."
"Then you have to eat together."
"I want to eat rice bowls, not noodles."
Lu Zhengkang said so, but in the end he still held up a bowl of noodles in the cafeteria~EbookFREE.me~ He uttered a lot of words to Su Xiangli, a believer of Fei Nian teacher, "Well, suck, if, if the world is true If there is a of flying noodles, then his body must be covered with a layer of sacred oil!"
"Nonsense! The great ‘boil’ must love tomato scrambled eggs!" Su Xiangli said that you are a heretic and you are not allowed to distort the doctrine.
"It's said that'cooking' was the first spaghetti. It is indeed the miracle that often comes with the two saints, tomatoes and cheese." Lu Zhengkang muttered, "But when the gods and ghosts come to China, they get their surnames. If the noodle goes to Guanzhong Province for further training, there will definitely be a variation of noodles. Therefore, Youbo Lazi is also a saint."
"Youbo Lazi, Youbo Lazi, it's definitely not delicious." Su Xiangli was disgusted and planned to unilaterally deny Youbo Lazi's religious status.
Lu Zhengkang rolled a roll of noodles, "Come on, open your mouth, ah--"
Su Xiangli leaned back, "No, it's definitely not delicious, ah, uh..." She fought symbolically, but Lu Zhengkang still fed the noodles into her mouth.
"how about it?"
"Ah, it's so spicy. Um, hiss" Su Xiangli sucked and drooled, "It's so spicy! Take it away."
Lu Zhengkang curled his lips and slurped the noodles by himself. After a while, Su Xiangli looked at Lu Zhengkang's bowl with Yu Guang.
"Again, give me another taste."
"No more, no more? Not too much!" Lu Zhengkang picked up the bowl and pulled.
"stingy!"
Su Xiang put down his bowl angrily, and went to the restaurant window to ask for a bowl of oily noodles.
"Can you finish eating so much? You have to write a review if you can't finish it." Lu Zhengkang said coldly.
Su Xiangli was stunned, the oil-spattered noodles in his hand suddenly no longer fragrant.
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