Vol 7 Chapter 880: Buddhism Morty

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Lu Zhengkang welcomed these two guys who met unexpectedly. The blue-haired old man Rick said that there is no parking lot in your house, so he had to dock the spacecraft on the roof, looking slantingly looks really unsafe.
When they opened the door of the spacecraft-why use the word door-in short, it was like a normal car door. After opening it, a waterfall of wine and water came out with a hula, and a huge can of wine bottles floated in the water suddenly. It poured down from the roof and dripped down the eaves. The smell of alcohol mixed with vomit was very pungent. The clanging of bottles and cans made a headache. Lu Zhengkang shrank back. A little bit, standing under the eaves, and finally not getting wet.
Rick and Morty got out of the wine bottle. They couldn't imagine why so much wine could be packed in a spaceship the size of a car, and how could so much wine didn't kill the two of them.
Lu Zhengkang looked at these two goods, his lower body was wet, so he took the initiative to clean them.
Rick burped, "Oh! I'm really tired of you, friend cleaner, tell me, isn't it, a mage? No, no, is it a wizard? You are rich in this kind of profession, isn't it? "
Morty hurriedly finished the game, "Rick, you say a few words, we are guests."
Lu Zhengkang shook his head, "Please come in. I declare in advance that we have ordinary people and extraordinary people in this room. Don't do strange and dangerous things in the house, you know?"
The boy Morty quickly agreed, but the dangerous scientific maniac Rick just curled his lips.
Opening the door to welcome the guests, two English-speaking guys suddenly came to a group of Chinese-speaking guys. At this moment, they suddenly fell into embarrassment, especially a few cultural deserts.
"Oh oh oh! Let me see, it's amazing, I'm right, Morty! Look, these people really have rabbits in dresses!" Rick was referring to Xiaoyu. After entering the room, he looked around with the mechanical device in his eyeball for the first time. Several guys had high-energy reactions that interfered with his observation. However, he still saw that some guys were surprised by their bones.
"Rick, be polite, these are good people."
September kowtow to say hello: "Hello? My name is ninemoon, what is that, nicetomeet oil!"
Master Guanyin sat in the corner of the sofa, looked up and down the pair of grandsons, squinted his eyes, and then his eyes lit up, turning his head and saying to Longnv and Nezha: "It just so happens that foreign friends are here, your English is not good. In the future, I will talk to others more. I have talked with your teacher. English is a thing, so I need to learn more..."
The expressions of Nezha and Dragon Girl suddenly became depressed.
The first thing Rick came in was to look for the refrigerator, "I drank all my wine, it, if I didn't meet you here, I might have to die because of the low alcohol content in the blood halfway!"
Morty greeted everyone obediently, but he didn't understand much. The boy turned to ask his grandfather, "Rick, is there any machine in your place that can let us communicate in real time? You know, I haven't learned from them. Language."
Rick yelled irritably, "Oh, dying, ice, refrigerator, hiccup, where is the refrigerator?"
This unceremonious old man shook the big guy, mainly because I have never seen anyone who doesn't treat himself as an outsider. The roaring day who is lying on the ground is slowly waking up, and he looks up to see Rui spinning around. K, also raised his hand to say hello.
Lao Du stepped forward to communicate. As the boss of the company, he also studied English very hard for a period of time. The Maitreya Buddha was soft and didn't rush to talk to Rick. After a while, Rick calmed down.
Morty chatted with the three children in the inhuman hut, and he looked older in comparison.
"Hello, my name is Morty."
Nezha looked indifferent, and the dragon girl froze, but Red Boy could communicate with Morty simply. Morty always felt that the atmosphere around him was weird. Of course, he belonged to a well-informed person. After seeing Xing Tian, ​​the first reaction was that he felt really cool. This kind of treatment made Xing Tian quite useful and cheerful.
Old Du took Rick up to the second floor, poured some beer from the bag, and fell down the chimney. Rick hurriedly took it and drank it, and after drinking three cans, he cheered up.
"Hiccup~ I think there are some problems with the communication between us, but these are not problems. I can solve them with instruments. Do you have a workshop here? I only need some old mobile phone parts and screwdrivers. If not, then It's very troublesome."
Lu Zhengkang also came upstairs, "I can solve this problem, don't worry." He held a bowl of water in his hand and dipped his finger in his hand, "Please don't move."
"Is this any voodoo spell? Hey!" Rick hated magic because he was beaten by a wizard.
"No." Lu Zhengkang shook his head. This mortal has a super-technical level and is almost invincible. Of course, there are a lot of shortcomings, but they don't hinder communication with him for a while.
Lu Zhengkang drew a simple spell for everyone, which is actually similar to the concentric seal, which can convey the original meaning of words and is a very efficient way of communication.
[That's it, friend Rick, I heard that you have very good scientific literacy. We need to build a set of networking equipment in this room so that we can no longer be bored. This is a paid commission, what do you think? 】
Rick let out a sigh of relief, [Too underestimate me, oh, but your skills are pretty good. I don't have much request, but if there is anything that makes me cool, I am very happy! Want Guaqi! Want Schwifty! 】
Lu Zhengkang has nothing to do with this old multiverse hooligan. This requirement is really strange. [You finish the work first, let me think about how to make you hi, and what, Guaqi. 】
Master Guanyin rubbed Morty's head, [Child, you have a very good talent, but it seems that you have gone astray. 】
【is it? It's the first time I heard people say that my talent is very good. No, I mean, people usually don't praise me so directly, ha. 】
Guan Shiyin snorted, "The person next to you, his karma is too heavy, you will be assimilated by him sooner or later when you are with him, what is waiting for you is a huge excitement, reincarnation in the color phase, indulging in the sound In light desire, you will encounter a lot of pain, and a short period of happiness will be followed by greater pain. 】
Morty was so excited, he felt that he had met a soulmate, [Oh, you are too right! I just can’t stand Rick~EbookFREE.me~ He always forces me to take me on those adventures. It’s terrible. I have to face death more than 60 times in a week, and 59 of them. All betrayed by Rick! Hey! He kept calling me an idiot! 】
Grand Master Guanyin smiled kindly, [Your grandfather undoubtedly loves you, and his heart is very lonely. 】
Morty complained, [He is an old bastard! 】
The Bodhisattva continues to be kind, [It’s okay, I will guide you, let you stay away from resentment, have a bodhicitta, and be able to face the world maturely. 】
Rick went downstairs and greeted Morty, "Morty, I want to go out and pull the network cable for this family. Stay here, don't make trouble for me!"
Morty looked calm, and there was a faint light wheel behind his head, "Okay Rick, you go."
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