Vol 7 Chapter 940: A Zhai's self-torture

Junkyard, why do you want to be in the junkyard for a date? Sure enough, it is a monster. The choice of the weirdo is different. If it is Lu Zongping, he will choose the fluorescent zone where the waterfall is located. The still water flows deep, the blue light shines through the earth, and the water flows like melted sapphires. This is very A rare beauty, but unfortunately, there is no such sight in the garbage dump, some are garbage, garbage, there are already a group of weird people who come to date.
Andyin hasn’t come yet. At the front of the dump, Ephesus was already nervous to death. She muttered to herself, "Let me think about it. Wearing good-looking clothes will definitely add to the charm. Then If it’s the character’s favorability, I have prepared a variety of gifts suitable for her. By the way, should I bring some toys? It’s too late to go back to find it at this time. Wait, if you have a date, do you have to prepare a candlelight dinner? What can I do, there must be something to eat." She hurried to the garbage dump to find food.
Lu Zongping and Yusi looked at each other, "Should we help? What kind of dating content does Andyin like?"
The flame in his eye socket jumped twice, Laughs) It will definitely not be a candlelight dinner anyway, you know, Andein’s cooking skills can burn the house, and the flames still stay in her house."
"Just like your head."
"Yes, just like my head."
The little monster suddenly yelled: "Andyin! Andyin!" Lu Zongping hurriedly covered his mouth, and hid behind the garbage dump with him.
Andine appeared! She was dressed in black with a white cotton shirt underneath, a long-sleeved jacket with lapel collar, slim trousers, high-top snow boots under her feet, high red ponytail, slanting bangs on her forehead to cover the eye mask, watching She is so handsome. She is really well prepared for a date.
"Wait a minute." Lu Zongping looked at Ephesus next to him, "Why did you follow up?"
"No, I, I'm not ready." She was holding two bags of astronaut food from the garbage dump, and it was actually intact. "I, I dare not meet her. All this sucks. I shouldn’t be here at all. I’m not prepared, psychologically and practically, um," she stammered, "can you understand? That kind of, everything that the person you like finds you is a disguise and When you lie, that feeling. Andyin, she, she and I are simply different, she is so confident...and powerful...and funny (Lu Zongping:? Is she funny?)
"And I'm nothing, just a liar, you know? I'm lying to everyone, although, uh, I am indeed a Royal Scientist, which is true, but everything I do is just hurting others , Um, deer, in fact, I have already hired many mercenaries and plan to kill you in the hot zone. Also, I secretly told Miss Muffet that you hate spiders and will tear their legs off (Lu Zongping : It is indeed possible, but I don’t hate spiders, and I can’t say I like them.)
"There is also Magnesium Tutton. It is actually kind, uh, it can't be said to be kind. It is actually an artist. It is not interested in things around or killing humans. I modified it. (Lu Zongping: Wow Oh, that's true, Ephesus is a contradictory lizard.)
"Everything I do, I just want to make myself look cooler than I actually do, but I really don’t. If I get closer to Andein, she will discover the truth... Should I tell her frank?"
Lu Zongping said bluntly: "Of course I have to tell the truth."
"Ah? Ah, in that case, if it is discovered, no, no, it's better to lie, at least to keep the original look, right? The character favorability in the game is like this, as long as the personality is maintained, there will be no problem Right? So that we can all live happily in lies. Is it possible to make each other strangers for the truth? People often say to be yourself, but I really don’t like that "myself", I just want Be a popular character, uh huh..."
"No, it's really difficult to maintain the personality (Lu Zongping: This is my personal experience) You should be frank."
"...What you said makes sense, hey, she seems to be here, let's be quiet... Okay, Andein has passed. Fortunately, this garbage dump is big enough. Well, to be honest, I really have no confidence. what……"
"Well, I'm not a master of emotions. Anyway, if you have any words that you don't dare to say, just tell Andyin to hear it."
Andein's head poked out from the garbage pile, "I heard, someone is saying-Andein?"
Lu Zongping calmly said, "It's been a long time, Andein, you see, I brought Ephesus here, now she belongs to you, light."
"Hey hey hey, what's the situation," Ephesus squatted, "No, this plot development is too weird, and I'm really not ready..."
Andyin tilted her head, "What are you going to prepare?"
"It's nothing..."
Lu Zongping coughed twice, "That's it, Dr. Efes has hidden some thoughts in his heart for a long time, and decided to confess to you all. There is absolutely no reservation, just to be able to meet you sincerely and cultivate friendship. "
"What are you talking about?" Andyin slapped his bangs and saw Ephes's eyes straightened. "Just say anything. I'm listening."
"Well, Andyin, in fact, I lied to you for a lot of things. I told you that seaweed has a high scientific value. In fact, I only use it to make ice cream and the human history books I was reading. It's just comic books, and those historical movies... just anime, they are not real! And that time I was busy talking about work, in fact, I was just wearing pajamas and eating frozen yogurt... …" Efes became more and more nervous as she spoke, and she almost curled up at Andein's feet.
"Ephes." Andein interrupted her.
"...I just want to make a good impression on you (Lu Zongping: I learned it.) I just want you to think that I am smart and cool, and not a silly house."
Andyin rubbed Ephesus' head and whispered to comfort, Lu Zongping breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that things were going in a good direction.
"Andein, I really think you are great..."
"Oh, Ephesus." The murloc gently hugged Dr. Lizard, "Hush—"
Lu Zongping felt that it was really sweet at the moment, the little monster was already in tears, but 彡si was indifferent, really a cold skeleton.
Andyin suddenly hugged Ephesus, just when everyone thought they were going to kiss affectionately—
Andein, threw Ephesus out!
Hudi flew over a parabola, and Ephesus was thrown into the trash can.
Lu Zongping was shocked, the little monster was shocked, and he blew his trumpet: What a cold skeleton!
Andein grinned and yelled at the lizard probe in the trash can: "Efes! Although I think you are great too! But you have to understand! Most of what you have said doesn't matter to me! I don’t care whether you read a cartoon of a child or a history book of humanity! To me, it is all stale and tattered! What I like about you is your enthusiasm and your analytical mind! You Pay attention to it 100%, and do your best to like it! So you don’t need to lie to me! I don’t want you to lie to anyone anymore! Ifes, let me help you become a person who is willing to face yourself ! What you need is training and training! You can start now ~EbookFREE.me~300 kilometers! Let's start!"
"Yes! Three hundred kilometers!!!" someone replied loudly from behind the garbage dump.
So in the shocked eyes of bystanders, Papieris made his debut!
Then he took Ephesus and started a long run!
When the two of them walked away, Andyin suddenly asked Lu Zongping in horror: "Hey hey hey! Human, did you hear that? Ephes said the animation is fake. Hey hey, is it impossible? The animations are all true. Right? Right?!"
Lu Zongping hesitated to speak, the little monster said loudly: "Of course it is true! Everyone knows that cartoons are true!"
Andein looked up to the sky and laughed, "Hahaha! I knew it! Giant swords! Magic princesses! I'm here!"
Lu Zongping wiped cold sweat, "Yeah, yeah, the magic princess is real. There are also robots with giant swords."
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