Chapter 523: Please be surprised, brother
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Bulldozer of the NBA’s Restricted Area
- Send the star to catch the jellyfish
- 1658 characters
- 2021-01-30 06:09:40
"What, buy a house everywhere, am I stepping on horses to enter real estate?"
"No, you have to buy a real estate and stay in Los Angeles in the future, you want us to be crowded into your rented and broken apartment, so many people, are you sorry?"
"Why am I embarrassed, as long as I don't spend money, I am embarrassed by everything, you are saying no, I have no money!"
"Damn, you will have no money, where is your money?"
"I give...don't care, anyway, I don't have money, I'm going to die, I have no money to buy a house, and the house prices in this ghost place are too expensive!"
"No, what you said doesn't count, I have to turn Turner out all your year-end dividends, and then make a mortgage for you, I don't want to stay in this broken place, it's too shameless."
"Mortgage? Am I crazy about stepping on a horse, and still have to borrow money to buy a house, so I must go into the trap of capitalists?"
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Li Shengli in the Los Angeles den.
Thompson bites his teeth just to let Li Shengli buy a big house, because Thompson, Jabal, and Julie are also there. Several families huddled together for the holiday really don’t have a lot of cards. It’s not shabby, but I’m sorry for their big brothers. Identity.
But...
Although Li Shengli means that he has no money, today, under such stubborn circumstances, he was coerced by a bunch of people, and finally signed a humiliating enough real estate treaty, promising to buy a house in Beverly Hills, as Base camp in Los Angeles.
"Okay, perfect!" Thompson saw Li Shengli succumb and felt successful. "Relax, the property here in Los Angeles will not lose money, especially this Beverly Hills!"
"What the is this stepping horse?"
"You have been in Los Angeles for such a long time, don't you know? It's a gathering place of American celebrities, a wealthy area, and living there is very face-saving."
"Fuck, how can people save face without money?"
"Yes, tell me, why are you making money?"
"I look happy, I like to save money, you can't control it!"
"This, this, this... your hobby, it's really strange to ride a horse."
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This year’s Christmas is so confusing, Americans may be particularly concerned about it, but there is nothing special about Li Shengli, and the third day after the holiday...Because the 26th day of the previous day was the team’s holiday, 27 The number is truly a return to the regular season lane.
As for the task of capturing Big Ben recently.
Li Shengli has already talked to West, and West also said that there is no problem. After all, this insignificant little role of Big Ben has little effect on bullets and it is better to change to an outside line when the inside players are crowded.
After the Lakers put the matter on the agenda, the bullets also responded positively. Coupled with the pitiful salary involved in this transaction, few people in the entire league paid attention to this small transfer.
Then there is Li Shengli...
Because the salary was paid at the beginning and the middle of the month, the impoverished Li Shengli began to borrow money to live his life, and the first stop against the local tyrant hit the hard-pressed O'Neill.
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"Shak, happy holidays!" Li Shengli called O'Neill's phone.
"Fuck, it's been a few days. Did you remember to say hello to me when you stepped on a horse?"
"Don't you even look for me when you step on a horse?"
"Me? Can I be the same, ah~~ I'm suffering too much now!" O'Neill said with a whimper: "You don't know, the old guy Auerbach actually wants the team to ruin, saying it is to wait The No. 1 pick next year. I can agree with this, I refused him directly."
"and then?"
"Then? Ah~~ This old guy actually got the old bari, and forced me to practice free throws, saying that it is okay, but I want to practice free throws. He threatens me, he dare to threaten me? Mom Yes, my little grumpy temper, how can I endure this? At that time I just... promised him!"
Answer... Promised him?
What about a good little temper?
Shit, you are a little bit soft!
Li Shengli rolled his eyes. Although O'Neill couldn't see it, but think about it... If O'Neill practiced free throws, the fun would be great.
Take the above season as an example.
This cargo averaged 4.5 free throws per 9.4, 48.4% shooting rate, 26.2 per game average, and if this hit mentions 70%, it is 6.65 in 9.4, the average score is equal to directly raise 2.15, reaching 28.3 There are more.
A shark who can take a free throw?
Shit, this lethality is too great!
"Tell me, did the free throws improve?" Li Shengli was also happy when he listened.
"Well, this is a ghost. When I practiced myself, it was obviously bad, but the old Barry came to teach me, and it really improved. The current hit is 70% guaranteed and quite stable."
lying trough!
Big deal?
Li Shengli felt pressure because if O'Neal really got free throws, plus he is currently gaining weight as planned in the Celtics, although the time is reduced, but the goods are simply unsolved in the penalty area, and he can dominate things with himself. unit.
"However... I still think it is ugly and does not match my image. Let me wait until the playoffs."
"Shaq, you really pick and choose. There is nothing more realistic than scoring. Use it if you can."
"Fuck, you are useless, why should I use it?" O'Neill immediately refused to accept, "If the old guy Auerbach forced me, I wouldn't want to ignore him. What the of the No. 97 champion. But, although now Our Celtics are retreating, but you look at several other teams, and you start to look shameless on the horse."
"Anyone who can lose will never win, and he who wins will also have to lose desperately. If the two bad teams meet together, you don't know how they played. I really convinced."
"Is Duncan?" Li Shengli also heard about this matter.
The Celtics were right to withdraw, but Iverson was awkward with the team because of the ball rights and his teammates. The 76ers joined the team. The Western Nuggets are more direct and public. The new Grizzlies and Raptors are also busy. ; The most thing is the Spurs...
Last season in the Western Conference, the second in the Western Conference, this season directly fell to the penultimate, the span is amazing, there are even rumors, the Spurs management found David Robinson to let him take care of him, don't play the game, the team's main He was injured, and he didn't know the truth.
"Yes, this monster, shit, hasn't entered the league yet, so many things have been done."
"Okay, don't say this anymore. When the draft is finished next year, we will meet this monster." Li Shengli re-exported finally got to the point, "Shaq, what... can you lend me some money, pay a few days later?" I give you back!"
"what?"
"Borrow money!"
"Hey, hello, hello! Is the signal bad, hello..."
"Don't pretend, hurry up."
"Fuck, is it me? Li, you promised to give me a sports car last time. You haven't given it, borrow money, don't think about it!"
"Sports car, are you such a big person sitting in you?"
"Don't worry, can't I collect it?" O'Neill snorted. "Also, are you crazy, won't you ask your teammate to borrow it?"
"Uh, this is strangely embarrassing..." Li Shengli is really embarrassed, especially if Crotty knows it, that doesn't mean pretending to be a force or being exposed as a local tyrant?
What do you think you think?
Must pretend to be forced, this is better, I have become a poor man!
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"Sorry? Damn, then you are ashamed to find me? To be honest, why do you want money?"
"Buy a house!" Li Shengli's face turned black. "Ah, I have a hard time now. You have an Auerbach there. I have more old men on horseback. They forced me to buy a house in Beverly Hills. , I have no choice!"
"Fuck, Beverly Hills?"
"Do you know this ghost place?"
"Go! Li, UU reading www.uukanshu.com. You can do it. You cheated me to buy a mansion. I can’t lend it to you, I’m sorry, because... I have to buy a house there too. !"
"Damn it, you are a bastard!"
"Fuck off, don't you see who you are, we... each other!"
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At this time in the Lakers Training Hall.
Li Shengli got a headache from O'Neill, and Kobe, who has never been slack in training, overheard an ear...Beverly Hills? Damn, Lao Tzu also has to work hard, Lao Tzu also has to buy a house, Lao Tzu also has to enter the upper class society, the rich area!
"Hey, Kobe, what's wrong with your expression?"
"Nothing, I... I'm tired of training."
"Are you tired? Your animals will be tired too?" Li Shengli swept around and found that Croti was not there. He whispered, "Shall you... lend me some money? Roti said."
"Wow, are you still a human being, where can I have free money to lend to you!" Kobe looked at Li Shengli and turned the subject of chicken thieves, fearing he might be robbed. "Yeah, Lee, West responded to you. Is this, Ben... caught?"
"People who shouldn't be able to run away, West personally go fishing, wait for others to come to treat people better, I have to practice with him first. Well... it should be the matter of these days!"
"But is this guy really useful?"
"Yes, there must be. Let him play as a backup center first. If necessary, go to the main power forward. The Spurs are no longer in control. By then, the Rockets' Barkley and the Jazz's Malone brother, I let them enjoy the game, hahaha. , Let them... eat a catty!"