Chapter 82: Compression (9)

Lin Xun told Madam Butterfly truthfully.
Mrs. Butterfly: How much can't you see? let me see.
Lin Xun bit the scalp and sent the Weibo id to his wife.
If the content on this Weibo is made public, then this person is tantamount to social death.
They will find that this is a lemon essence, and they are nagging every day about something like "Why do they all have cats, I don't have" "What is Lo?"
They will also find that this is a dog lick. All day long, howling "Glax world first", "Dongshen world first", "The code of the male is the most beautiful", sometimes being biased by his wife's powder, and also saying "husband is also very powerful" -This kind of content accounts for 90%.
They will even find a programmer howling late at night.
"I still can't run, I'm tired."
"I handed in a paper, citrus is not good, and I made another piece of academic waste."
"The Jef algorithm is easy to use."
Even, there are some daily routines.
"This restaurant still ordered by hand. I ordered a mushroom safely, but later I didn't want to eat it. It was commented out and the result was 11 dishes."
Of course, there are some real insights, even popular science articles related to computers and mathematics, but they must be retrieved from the vast ocean of spam. Lin Xun reviewed his Weibo a little bit, wondering why he had to talk to himself so much.
Recall that the original intention of opening this number was that all his social accounts were known to his classmates and friends, and he was paid attention after posting a little things. Among them, there were also many tireless seekers, so he did not post.
However, there are some things that I want to say, to whom I want to tell, it may be a bit lonely, or it may be stressful.
do not care.
For a while.
The lady answered.
Mrs. Butterfly: You are so cute, hahahahahahahahahaha.
Mrs. Butterfly: Pull your ears.
A happy pointer:.
A happy pointer: Is it too late for me to drive a trumpet?
Mrs. Butterfly: The trumpet is not sincere, and it is fine now.
Mrs. Butterfly: Cub.
A happy pointer: qwq
Mrs. Butterfly: You really like Dongjun.
A happy pointer: Actually I just got it real.
But Mrs. Butterfly's words reminded him of something.
A happy pointer: So, ma'am, can you post later?
After discussing with his wife in this way, the topic finally turned away.
Mrs. Butterfly: Recently this place is not very flat, there should be large monsters appearing.
It seems that the realm world has also noticed this problem.
Mrs. Butterfly: You are still in the foundation period, it is best not to participate.
A happy pointer: Actually, I seem to be breaking through.
Mrs. Butterfly:?
Mrs. Butterfly:? ? ?
Lin Xun sent an innocent expression scratching his head.
Mrs. Butterfly: I have never seen a child who practiced so fast.
Lin Xun started sending cute cat expressions.
For this situation, in fact, he has experience and rich experience.
After all, in the study life from childhood to early age, the teacher will treat him with a surprise attitude of "I have never seen a child who learns so fast". After the initial surprise, it will gradually calm down, get used to it, and finally treat it as usual. The elders in the self-cultivation world are not used to it, but it will be accepted soon.
The only thing that annoys Lin Xun is how to explain the strange way of attacking with the keyboard like the elders-this thing is completely out of their inherent cognition.
Under Lin Xun's expression package, Mrs. Butterfly didn't start a deep discussion about his realm, but instead changed her words: I have dealt with the mortals here, and now I want to explore this urban area, and I can't go back temporarily. But I called Gu Shanjun from the South China Sea to check the status of the child who changed the fish. Don’t leave.
A happy pointer: Okay, thank you, Madam.
Qi Yun held the life buoy floating on the water, his hair soaking wet, the whole person's left face said nothing, and the right face said help.
Qi Yun: "Then I will stay in the pool all the time?"
Lin Xun: "Yes."
Qi Yun: "I sleep like this?"
Lin Xun: "How do fish sleep, how do you sleep."
Qi Yun: "What if I fall out of the swimming circle in the middle of the night."
Lin Xun: "You will wake up when you are overwhelmed."
Qi Yun: "Then I will drown."
Lin Xun: "Welcome to the bathtub."
Qi Yun had nothing to say, and seemed to think down.
For a long while, he lifted his face, struggling a few times with his tail, and his face looked like a mourning test: "Then I can't go to the company anymore, I can't post videos anymore, we have to make a group debut, what should I do? Idols can't do it."
Lin Xun sat on the lounge chair of the swimming pool, holding the cat leisurely: "Actually, you are blessed by misfortune."
Qi Yun: "How to say?"
Lin Xun: "Madam used illusion to affect the memory of those people, making them think that they just saw a filming scene of a fairy-tale fantasy film. However, there are already videos posted on the Internet, and hot searches, everyone saw you The shape of the mermaid can't be explained."
Qi Yun's tail fell straight.
Lin Xun: "Madam can only give you the character of a shark person in a show she is making in her studio, so the explanation is clear-the shark person is like a mermaid."
Qi Yun's tail jerked,
"Really?" He swam a long way to the shore: "Don't tease me."
Lin Xun: "No, the studio will make a statement soon."
Qi Yun uttered a cry, and the whole person leaned back, almost planted into the swimming pool.
He: "Are I going to fire?"
Lin Xun: "Wake up, that character has not played for a few minutes in total."
Qi Yun: "But it's enough to show my handsomeness."
Lin Xun looked very uncomfortable with him.
He said: "When other mermaids cry, tears will become pearls, will you?"
Qi Yun really lowered her head and flattened her mouth, as if trying to cry.
However, two minutes later, the look on his face changed several times, and it was so distorted that he didn’t cry or even seemed to be laughing.
Qi Yun finally laughed and ended the failed attempt.
"I was crying three minutes ago," he laughed wildly. "Not now."
Just then, Gu Shanjun's suit and leather came. Lin Xun knew that his mortal identity was an accomplished naturalist, but at the same time a real person of the Nanhai Sword School. He became famous for a trick "Lonely Mountain Is Not Alone", but at the same time, he read books and mastered all kinds of books. The singularity technique is also a big skill in the fairy road.
Gushan Jun came quickly.
Gu Shanjun was also confused quickly.
"It's unheard of." Gu Shanjun commented to Qi Yun in the swimming pool.
He brought Qi Yun over with his spiritual power, and then carefully explored his tail: "Jianxiu's personal will, indeed, has its special features. The water ghost swallowed him, but he was repulsed by him, occupying the body, but with a deep magic energy. , Turn into a fish tail. If you can get rid of the magic energy, you may be able to regain your body."
With that in mind, he looked at Chang Ji: "Master Chang Ji is a Buddhist disciple and the most demon. If he exorcises him every day, it must be feasible."
Chang Jing looked down, no superfluous expression: "Okay."
After a while, only listen to him lightly said: "I am a single dormitory, with a private bathroom, but no bathtub."
Without further ado, Buddhist disciples are compassionate and buy if they don’t.
Qi Yun couldn't go out easily, so Lin Xun and Chang Ji went out and bought a retro bath barrel-a large bathtub made of ancient wooden bath barrels, and moved to Brother's dormitory.
The dormitories of doctoral students are different from those of undergraduate students. They have a single room with clear windows and complete facilities. In the sun-drenched room, the plain bed was covered with white tents, the bookshelves were filled with Buddhist scriptures, the laptop on the desk was stopped at the interface of an electronic document library, and there seemed to be a faint scent of Buddha sandalwood in the air , Let this place be quiet at once.
They put the bath barrels in place, and then took Qi Yun over by car again. The car parked under the dormitory, wrapped the mermaid with a cassock, and found a time when there were few people, and quickly took the people upstairs.
Rao was so careful, or a doctoral student who was coming out of the door next door looked a few more times, and he looked at it as if thinking about whether these two people were killing and throwing away corpses. After all, the group of doctors was out. Anything about the name can be done.
Fortunately, this neighbor just took a closer look, and nothing more happened. Qi Yun was safely sent into the bath tub, put water, and arranged a mobile phone. The man finally calmed down and started working on the plastic yellow duck. Accompany the brush video-the little yellow duck is a gift from the merchant when buying a bath barrel. It's also pleasing to the eye when it's not open.
After placing the mermaid, Lin Xun also planned to leave. As for how Qi Yun gets along with Brother Changji, it depends on his attitude. Lin Xun foresees that Qi Yun might get rid of his nonsense under the sanctions of his brother. .
Before leaving, Senior Brother made tea for him, but Lin Xun felt restless and did not taste anything.
After a day of tossing, it is already evening, but Dongjun has not yet written back.
Just when he was going back to his place, the phone "Meow" rang, it was the sound of a pointer, and he set a reminder tone for Dongjun.
It's a phone call.
Lin Xun put on the headset and picked it up.
Dong Jun's cold voice rang in the earpiece: "Where?"
Lin Xun: "In P, I was with a brother."
Dongjun: "Aren't you graduating next door?"
Lin Xun: "Come on."
In order to dismiss the suspicion of arrogance, he said again: "Brother Buddhism is a monk."
There seemed to be a smile there, but the texture of the sound was still a bit of a drummer in Lin Xun's heart: "Your friends have all walks of life."
All right.
Dongjun must have seen the hot search.
He brushed it smoothly and saw that the netizens' words were getting closer to "small vase jio stepping on several boats".
Lin Xun's avoidance is light: "I'm going back, where are you?"
"I'm nearby," Dongjun said: "The address sent me."
Qi Yun over there has already started playing games, and began to scold teammates.
Chang Ji frowned slightly, and finally seemed unbearable, pushing the bathroom door open.
Lin Xun put on a mask and went downstairs. After a while, Dongjun's car stopped in front of him.
When he entered the car, he didn't speak, and the pointer didn't say anything.
Dongjun seemed to be as usual, saying: "What do you want to eat at night?"
Lin Xun: "Anyway."
The vehicle starts slowly.
Just like an ordinary evening, go to have an ordinary dinner.
But the more this is, the more Lin Xun feels restless.
In the end, when the car drove halfway, he said: "Did you see the news online?"
Dongjun's voice was faint: "I saw it."
Lin Xun whispered: "No, it's a misunderstanding. Qiyun and I can only barely count as friends. We had a little holiday before. I teased him. That draft show, I went with a neighbor, and I just saw it. He, I don’t know if he’s in this business, it’s a coincidence, just..."
He didn't say anything, because Dongjun stepped on the brakes.
Not stepping on it slowly, but suddenly stopped.
Dongjun turned to him.
Dongjun took off his glasses.
The slender five fingers reset the frame, and then set aside.
Those eyes, beautiful in shape and dark in black, will have some gentle luster when they are usually looked at. But when there is no such gloss, you will notice its shape. The eyes are slightly raised, slightly narrow and long. Beautiful is very beautiful, but it is also a kind of oppressive.
-Especially when he is watching you.
Lin Xun lowered his eyes: "So it's just a misunderstanding."
"I know, I'm dealing with it." Dongjun said.
Lin Xun was slightly stunned. He raised his eyes and saw that Dong Jun was familiar with him again. He was gentle, as if he were in black and white.
Dongjun looked at him: "But sometimes I have a bad temper."
Lin Xun: "Ah?"
Dongjun leaned close to him, the breath suddenly approached. Although Dongjun looked normal at this time, Lin Xun still felt a little dangerous. In fact, a day ago, when he called Xue Xin and Dong Jun did not allow him to say a word, he vaguely realized that the male was not good in some ways.
He gently grabbed Dongjun's arm.
"I'll pay attention to control myself." Dongjun's hand held his shoulder, and his voice rang in his ear: "So don't mention it again."
Lin Xun: "Are you angry?"
"No."
Lin Xun: "But I think you have, I can explain clearly, me and Qiyun are totally..."
Dong Jun's hand on his shoulder tightened, and Lin Xun felt a little pain.
It's over, it's cut again.
So what triggered it? Because he mentioned Qi Yun's name?
Lin Xun shut up.
In this position, he gently kissed the pro-Dongjun's neck and rubbed his side face with the bridge of his nose. He said softly, "I won't say it, don't be upset."
Dongjun hugged him.
Lin Xun took the initiative to take a shallow, soothing kiss with him, and then Yu Guang saw the time.
"Wait," he came out of Dongjun's arms, picked up his phone, and clicked on a link sent by his wife.
Mrs. Butterfly: @一个快快乐柠檬精, @棋云 and his sword, the brother and sister's relationship is as good as ever. The two children are brothers and friends. Will be angry, haha.
The following comment changed its direction again. The first comment was also an acquaintance, it was pickled fish.
A sauerkraut fish: Sister Die is out, so who can tell me what the is this kid? ? ? ? ?
He raised his phone and showed it to Dongjun: "Look."
Dongjun glanced at him.
Lin Xun withdrew his hand like an electric shock: "I'm sorry, it's not this."
He clicked on his homepage from this airy.
id: A merry lemon essence.
Personal profile: Today is also a day I like Dongjun.
He pushed the phone to Dongjun again, and there was a nasal voice in his voice: "I will show you, but I must not laugh."