Chapter 193: Teaching of table manners for magic boys
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Clow Cards Cardcaptor
- Unchanging Heart
- 1878 characters
- 2021-01-31 12:27:47
"Brother, how long will we have to drive to get to the place to eat..."
Fang Ran, who was tied to the back seat of the car, asked blankly with both eyes.
"Shut up!! If it weren't for you who insisted on driving and couldn't stop and go the wrong way, running four red lights and running through four red lights almost caused my license to be revoked!!"
"We should have arrived at this meeting!!"
Meng Lang roared at Fang Ran angrily, and then sighed.
With his background, he would naturally not worry about the penalty of driving license, but...
Calling Xu Bo, the other party heard that it was a long silence when he was caught by the traffic police after running a red light.
Sadness filled Meng Lang's heart inexplicably.
And because Fang Ran doesn’t have a driver’s license, he uses the [phantom card] to look like Meng Lang...
You don’t even know that you heard the phrase ‘I’m sorry, my twin brother caused you trouble’ at the traffic police.
Then I saw how awkward a person who was exactly the same got down from the back seat...
"Ugh..."
Gou Yu looked at Fang Ran who was tied in the back seat and sighed:
"After this mission is over, report to the captain for a driving school."
"I'm afraid that the coach will not accept him because he is worried that he will be liable to be criminally liable for teaching him..."
Meng Lang also sighed and said very worried.
"Hey, giving more money should be barely possible..."
Fang Ran: "..."
"Asshole! Explain to me why I am easy to bear criminal responsibility!!"
"Prejudice!!! You two, this is a prejudice against me!!!"
...
In this way, in Menglang, Gou Yu made up his mind to give Fang Ran a driver's license after deciding on this mission.
After ignoring the loud protest from Fang Ran who was tied to the back seat, after seriously discussing how much money he could give to allow a driver's license to accept him as a road killer.
The three finally arrived at the destination of this trip.
A western-style restaurant called Pelham's.
Fang Ran's mouth twitched when he looked at the slate English plaque. How familiar...
Damn it...this brand isn't...
"Let's go, time is running out, brother, this is the last wave of training for you before diving into that luxury cruise ship."
Meng Lang stopped the car and gave the key to the waiter who was in charge of parking you in the parking lot.
Training? What training? Aren't we here to eat?
Fang Ran looked blank, and behind Gou Yu, the three of them walked into the restaurant together.
"Welcome, sir, do you have an appointment?"
As soon as he walked in, the neatly dressed waiter bowed and asked.
Fang Ran was once again amazed by the decoration of this brand restaurant.
Elegant style, the white arch pillars enclose the towering dome of the hall, and surround the bright and luxurious chandeliers hanging in the center.
At first glance, it can be recognized that the Western-specific pattern carvings are dotted on the walls and pillars.
The interior of the restaurant is really like a beautiful castle, giving it a unique style.
At this time, the waiter confirmed Meng Lang's appointment, nodded and smiled:
"Three gentlemen, please here."
Light-colored carpets, dark-colored curtains, and walking near the evening, everything constitutes the best dining environment.
"Um... Brother, are you sure we are going to eat in this kind of place... Actually I think the golden arch that I just passed by just now is pretty good..."
Fang Ran swallowed nervously and said, although he had a similar experience.
However, because the experience was really bad, he still couldn't adapt to this high-end atmosphere.
"Brother, calm down, this is nowhere. You can't adapt to this kind of petty bourgeoisie environment. How can you sneak into the top Vanity Fair in the Pacific with us?"
Meng Lang said faintly, since he came to the restaurant, his whole temperament has changed, his back is straight, as if he is wearing a high-end suit instead of a street stall for 80 yuan.
"I'll go, brother, your style has become a bit faster."
Fang Ran couldn't help but exclaimed.
"Nonsense, am I not trying to set an example for you?"
Meng Lang rolled his eyes.
"But aren't we here to eat?"
Fang Ran looked at him with twitching corners of his mouth, Meng Lang's face suddenly became serious, and he couldn't adapt.
"Eating is only secondary. The main purpose of this time is to let you and I quickly become table manners in a short time!"
Meng Lang's waist was straight, he straightened the tie that didn't exist, and said seriously.
Fang Ran: "..."
So why have I never heard of such a thing?
Then soon, there was a waiter with a plate and started serving dishes.
The white plates are placed on the same white tablecloth, and the colorful dishes are embellished like paintings.
It was just that Fang Ran silently looked at the dish that just filled the recessed part of the plate...
Let me go, your painting is too mini! ?
"Brother, that, I actually went to the shop with this name in Los Angeles once. Is this teaching on dining etiquette unavoidable? I feel it is too late to go to the Golden Arch..."
Fang Ran's eyes twitched as he watched the super-exquisite workmanship on the plate but only a button, and asked Meng Lang as he tried.
"Don't talk, brother, do you think I would believe that you have come to such a high-end place with money?"
Meng Lang chuckled and heard Fang Ran's lying voice at a glance.
"And, Captain, as far as I know, it seems that the restaurant in Los Angeles collapsed for unknown reasons before we went to you."
Gou Yu also calmly added beside him.
"No, really! Didn't I tell you that there was a strange girl, or that Shui Lianxin grabbed me in front of the street and invited me to dinner? Come to the shop of this name!"
Fang Ran's eyes twitched and looked at the plate and he could finish it in one bite. It is estimated that not being full should definitely be a high-end Western food that is not full, and he tried to defend himself!
Then he looked up and saw Gou Yu's silent gaze...
He and Meng Lang are full of kind and caring eyes.
"Well, we see, brother, it seems you are exhausted after a day of shopping today."
"A good night's sleep, I have everything in my dreams."
Fang Ran: "..."
Bastard! What I said is true! ! !
Then, Meng Lang led the charge, and Gou Yu was in the side counseling. Fang Ran conducted a 361° all-round no dead-angle management. Do you have to teach me how to teach me how to eat western food.
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"This one in front of you is an appetizer... dry! Don't swallow it in one bite! A gentleman's demeanor is to sip that delicateness and delicacy!"
Just as Meng Lang was about to introduce him, he saw Fang Ran picking up a fork and roaring as he was hungry!
When he heard the word ‘gentleman’, Fang Ran suddenly raised his ears and said like a night cat:
"I know..."
"Although I don't know what the captain is trying to say, it's definitely not the gentleman you understand."
Immediately aware that Fang Ran was about to make some unbearable words, Gou Yu immediately interrupted and sighed.
...
"The second course is usually soup, follow my moves... I'll go! Don't make a snorting sound!"
Meng Lang (〝▼ツ▼) slapped the table and shouted angrily!
"I'm going! No sound is allowed!"
Fang Ran (╬◣д◢) ツ┏━┓ also slapped the table and shouted angrily!
Gou Yu looked at the thick soup splashed out by himself, sighed and lifted his forehead.
It’s fine at home, but outside...
Can you two express your dissatisfaction without slapping the table?
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"The third course is a side dish. Generally, fresh and easy-to-digest meat is used as an ingredient, so remember to chew it slowly, Captain."
"Because it is tender and easy to digest, so I can only serve such a button, I can eat it in one bite?"
Seeing Gou Yu skillfully using a knife and fork to cut a small piece of codfish in front of him and put it in his mouth, Fang Ran spit out silently.
"Captain, eating Western food is a very good way of eating. The marble fireplace, the glittering crystal lamp, the silver candlestick, the colorful wine, plus the elegant and charming behavior of the people, this is a touching and satisfying picture in itself. Food."
Gou Yu explained calmly and slowly.
"But I thought about the price of a meal in the thousands and the painful blood dripping from the food that I seem to be unable to eat..."
Fang Ran asked with a dead fish eye, and Meng Lang next to him suddenly sneered.
"No one eats western food for the sake of fullness. As for my brother, you feel the pain, hehe..."
"That may be because the soul of your diaosi, my brother, can't bear the weight of being a rich, handsome and high-quality life..."
"you shut up!"
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"The fourth course is the main course, usually meat and poultry. The raw materials are taken from various parts of beef, sheep, pigs, cowboys, etc., among which various types of steak are represented... By the way, captain, you can wait for me to finish. Will you drool over that steak again?"
Gou Yu watched Fang Ran finally waited for a large piece of meat. He stared at the steak in front of him with a murderous stare, his eyes staring like Tongling after being hungry for more than six hours.
"Eh...brother, eh...don't stare, stare at you for a while..."
Meng Lang couldn't bear to look straight and said.
"Steak as a representative main dish is divided into 3 mature RARE, 5 mature MEDIUM, 7 to 80% MEDIUMELL, and fully cooked ELLDONE."
"Cut the outside to the inside~EbookFREE.me~ You didn’t cut it once, and then cut it again, you can’t pull the saw...well...oh...even if I say that, you won’t listen to the captain. right..."
Gou Yu saw that Lang Taotao had already created a way to starve me to death because of your etiquette and impolite manners.
There is also the category name I just mentioned, those few simple English captains I doubt you remembered...
"No! Little or, we can't let my brother cause the final training to sneak into the cruise ship to fail!"
Meng Lang stood up and shouted, and then shouted at Gou Yu as if it was the last moment of life and death:
"Hurry up! I'm responsible for holding down this bad guy...oh no, this old man! You quickly take the steak away!!"
Gou Yu: "..."
Why is the captain in this state grabbing food from the corner of his mouth...
Leave the job that is particularly easy to bite to me...
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"The fifth dish is desserts, pudding, cakes, ice cream, cheese, etc., as well as fruits... Alas, brother, don’t look at me with that kind of fisheye, remember these table manners, and I will treat you I'll return the steak that I didn't finish just now."
Meng Lang sighed as he continued teaching, and then smiled with a thumbs up:
"How is it? Isn't the old man particularly kind?"
"Bastard!! This is what Bilian said by tying others to a chair to force teaching!!!"
Fang Ran exploded in a second and struggling with the chair.
"Oh, by the way, if the dessert is fruit, the water in the wash bowl is for your fingertips, not your face."
"Asshole!! Listen to people!"
"Yeah, there are also different types of wine with different foods. The selection of red wine and white wine is quite particular."
"And give me back my steak!!"