Chapter 334: Celebrate a fart

Wu Ruo was watching the King of Li Jun while feeding himself and his children while the King of Li Jun was talking with the Great Master.
King Li Jun is a bit similar to Lou Qingluo, with a handsome appearance, a gentle smile, and standing with Lou Qingluo, just like a gentle brother, people can't see the ambition at all.
"I don't know where the Great Master is going to do the New Year sacrifice?" Li Junwang asked. "
The great spiritual master said: "Last night I spoke a divination, intending to worship at the royal ancestral temple on the land, hoping that the ancestors would bless us to successfully solve the curse.
The Lijun king laughed and said, "Okay, the king will arrange everything, so that the ancestors will see our sincerity and bless us with the success of the curse. Half of them are their ancestors, and I am afraid they will come to trouble by then. "
Wu Ruo saw his grip on chopsticks tighten.
The master said: "This matter will be guarded by the Ministry of Defense."
Wu Ruo asked quietly, "Does the Master know how we solve the curse? Is it true that when I became married with Shi Yan on the second day of February?"
As soon as he had finished speaking, he saw King Li Jun's hand holding the chopsticks tightened a bit, but soon released.
The king of Li Jun was astonished and asked, "Prince and concubine are celebrating the second day of February?"
The big spiritual master smiled at Wu Ruo with a smile. "Well, the day that was set yesterday, both Prince and Princess wish that the sooner the better."
King Li Jun also asked, "They can solve the curse when they are married?"
"Maybe," said Master Ling, ambiguous, "I still need to study the solution of curse, hoping to be successful at once."
Li Jun Wang laughed: "It's only two months since the second day of February. It's very compact. When I go back, I need to prepare my rituals immediately. . "
Wu Ruo Xie said, "It's troublesome for the county king."
"This is what the king should do." King Li Jun looked at Dandan and Xiaoxiao. "The two high princes are so good, they are not noisy and noisy. They are not like the wives of the king's family. I like tossing people, I do n’t like food, I do n’t eat it no matter how I feed it, and I especially cry.

Da Lingshi Avenue: "The two high princes are never picky eaters, and the king of the county will eat fast, otherwise the food will be eaten by the high prince."
Li Jun Wang Ding glanced at him, it was really eaten by him, and other dishes were sandwiched by Wu Ruo. He quickly picked up his chopsticks for dinner.
After the meal, Wu Ruo took the children back to the lunch break, and the county king discussed some things with the master spiritual master. Only in the afternoon, he left the sacrifice hall alone and went out of the palace in a beast cart.
Passing by the bustling market on the way back to Jun Wangfu, the beast car had to slow down.
At this time, another beast car also rushed over, and went side by side with the Li County King's carriage. Suddenly, Wang Lijun, who was closing his eyes on the matter, heard someone pressing his voice and said, "How to arrange it?"
When Li Jun heard the familiar voice, he opened his eyes wryly, and he shot his cold and angry eyes, silent for a moment, and said in a low voice under the anger, "Ancestral Temple."
After that, the beast car next to them passed them, speeding up and leaving the downtown.
Immediately afterwards, a silhouette quietly followed the car.
King Li Jun said to the driver outside, "Speed ​​up and go back to your home."
"Yes."
Just as the beast car was about to return to the county king's palace, a large crowd of people and yamen crowded the road, and the people were whispering.
King Li Jun faintly heard the people discussing the topic of 'brothel', but he had something in mind, so he didn't listen carefully. He returned to the study in the county king's mansion, and angered the housekeeper and asked, "How can he return? Matter? Didn't the king explain that he couldn't meet directly? Why suddenly broke this rule? "
The steward knew who he was referring to, and said in a low voice: "Because the underground passage from the brothel to his house was destroyed, many people are now staring at the passage, the brothel and the mansion there, and the other party has to come to you to inquire.
The king of Li Jun was shocked. When he thought of hearing something on the road, did he mean the destroyed channel?
"When is this a good thing? How can a good underground tunnel be destroyed by people, and there are matrix formations underneath, it shouldn't be so easy to be destroyed ..." There must be something wrong with this matter, you quickly send People secretly investigate what is going on. "" Just half an hour later, I sent someone to inquire. It is said that two ninth-level surgeons struck up in order to a high-level material. It was very fierce and they blew up the underground passage. Many people ran Came to watch, and shocked the knock gate, but the two ninth-level wizards ran away. Fortunately, the entrance to the brothel in our house is not in the same place. Otherwise, people in the door will find our passage.
"Celebrate a fart!" Li Jun Wang rarely said rudely: "This thing is definitely not easy, you quickly send someone to fill up the passage from our house to the brothel."
"Send someone to fill it out."
King Li Jun breathed a little sigh of relief, and gave the housekeeper a glorious look: "Fortunately, you are clever, or sooner or later you will be discovered the passage between us and the brothel, and more intelligent people will think that we are passing through the passage Meet at the brothel. In any case, he was too risky to find the king immediately after the passage was destroyed. What if someone stared at him? "
The steward twisted his eyebrows: "The old slave thinks he's coming to you now, but it's not so easy to notice, because everyone's attention is now on the channel, will someone investigate them at one-thirty, wait for everyone's attention While in the brothel and over there, I'm afraid he would have difficulty getting away. "
King Li Jun thought about it too: "In the future, you have to be more cautious in doing things, so that he has nothing important and you don't want to find him.
"Yes."
Although the matter of the passage did not involve him, the king of Li Jun was still uneasy, and always felt that the destruction of the passage was intentionally done.
The next morning, the emperor had not yet arrived, and other ministers whispered in the hall to discuss a fight in the street yesterday, which blew up an underground passage.
"I heard that this passage is a brothel on one side, but it leads to Wu Xuan Pavilion on the other side." One of the ministers said aloud, jokingly, "I really did not expect that Wu Xuan Pavilion, which always likes good things, is also some inferior people. , Dare not go to the brothel in a bright and honest manner, fearing that his reputation would be ruined, he dug a passage in his house. "
Another minister said with a profound smile: "The brothel is far away from the Wuxuan Pavilion. Digging this tunnel will cost a lot of energy and doing things that are labor-intensive and costly, shows that Xuanwu Pavilion is in great demand."
The ministers listening to their chats all laughed.
Master Fu Xiao Lengheng: "If this channel is only convenient for indecent things, but if it is used in a plot that is not in order, this matter must be thoroughly investigated. Master Jing Zhaoyin, you can't blame this thing. thing."
"You guys are really confused." Suddenly, a deep voice came in.
Everyone saw that the prince was here and saluted one after another: "Xiaguan has seen His Royal Highness."
"No need to be courteous." Hei Xieyu looked at Jing Zhaoyin: "Jing Zhaoyin, our statute has regulations, in order to prevent the dungeon from collapsing, others must not dig tunnels in their own residences, but some people ignore us. Law, so we must severely punish the matter, thoroughly investigate the reason why they dug the tunnel, and take advantage of this opportunity to check whether there are other underground tunnels. "
"Yes." The Prince himself ordered, and Jing Zhaoyin was afraid.
Wang Lijun sighed fortunately, but fortunately, he sent someone to block the passageway before, but in the future, I want to contact the people of Wu Xuange, I am afraid to change the way.
At this time, the opened his voice and shouted, "The emperor is here."
If Hei Xieru had a glance at the county king, he turned and walked to where he usually stood.
At the court, sometimes fierce arguments, sometimes bored listening to the emperor talking something.
Wu Ruo, who is studying etiquette in the sacrifice hall, is not much better. In the hall, he repeatedly repeats the teachings of the master spiritual master, and he is released from the sacrifice hall until the master master can't make mistakes.
Wu Ruo returned to the Hengxing Palace and saw three children hiding in the grass to play. The eunuchs' ladies looked at them from afar in order not to disturb them.
"Brother egg, little brother, I have sugar, do you eat?" Liang Dong took out the candy from his arms and handed it to the egg and the little one.
"Eat." The delicious eggs immediately brought the sugar over, but did not forget his brother. He opened the paper wrapped with sugar and handed one of the red sugar to the little one: "Little snack."
"Thank you, brother." Xiao Xiao took the candy and sniffed under his nose. He raised his eyebrows and said to the egg. "Brother, dad said that he couldn't eat too much candy, he would have a toothache, and he would have to eat later, more Can't eat sugar. "
Everyone looked small and put the sugar in the paper: "Eat later.
Liang Dong grinned, "Remember to eat."
"Ok."
Wu Ruo saw this and shouted to them: "Eggs, little, cold winter has lunch."
Everyone happily hugged a little and rushed to Wu Ruo: "Daddy."
Wu Ruo smiled and hugged them.
"Prince Princess." Liang Dong screamed carefully.
Wu Ruo rubbed his head: "Go to eat."
Liang Dong smiled happily. After more than two months of getting along, he was not so afraid of this man.
After lunch, Liang Dong returned to the lunch break next door to the Xiaogongyuan.
Little and Dandan obediently put the candy in front of Wu Ruo.
Wu Ruo's eyes became cold, he took away the candy, and asked Xiaoxiao, "How have you learned the pulse recently? Can you accurately detect the pulse of others?"
Xiaoxiao obediently replied, "If you have learned almost, you will be short of practice.
"In the afternoon, I'll let you take you to the No. 1 shop to help people diagnose the pulse. If 10 of them can get a diagnosis, how about helping Dad do one thing?"
Xiaoxiao was very glad to be able to go to the pharmacy to help people diagnose the pulse: "Okay."
Wu Ruo rubbed his little head with a smile.