Chapter 119: Bold hair thief!

Chapter 119 The Bold Hairy Thief!
The vault is actually a row of very simple wooden houses, if it matches the identity of the emperor, it can even be said to be humble. It's just a few small wooden houses that are not eye-catching. The outside is not flowers and plants but rows of cucumber beans. The house is not tall, and it is simply unsightly compared to the huge buildings in Tai Chi Palace. Some green vines climbed up the roof along the wooden wall, but they didn't bloom.
Right next to the window was a dirt moth, and it seemed difficult for the emperor to sit at his desk to deal with government affairs. Whether it is the Dongnuan Pavilion of Taiji Palace or this dome, Xiaotuo has become an icon in the Imperial Study. However, when the soil turtle was next to the window, when it was tired, it was a very pleasant thing to sit on the turtle against the cushion to admire the scenery outside the window.
But such a humble place is undoubtedly the heart of this huge empire. Every summer, the emperor moves here to deal with political affairs. I don't know how many decrees came from here and how many memorials were sent here. When Fang Xie came to the vault last time, he gave a careful glance, and the memorials on the earthen figure's low table could be half a person tall. And this is at most a day of memorials. It is hard to imagine that reading a memorial day after day can be a headache.
But the emperor's understanding of this huge empire came from each of his memorials.
Sometimes Fang Jie would think that if half of those memorials reported false news, then no matter how wise the emperor was, he was afraid that it would be difficult for him to become the prince of the people. If he told the emperor this idea, he would make the emperor laugh. Then the emperor would tell him very seriously that maybe there were so many people telling so many memorials every day.
The first thing a qualified emperor needs to do is to discern what is true and what is made up in these memorials.
See the truth behind the lies.
How easy is it to become a Emperor of the Ming Dynasty in the mouth of the people? The following local officials, six out of ten, report good news without worrying, lest a truthful performance ruins their careers, but as long as you seriously speculate, you can still learn from their performances or with others. Find the truth by comparing the memorials.
For example, in some counties, there was a flood. In order to prevent the court from blaming the construction of dams, they often tried to hide it, and tried their best to rescue the victims so that things would not be too loud. But this was the most incredible thing that the Emperor Tianyou did after he ascended the throne, that is, to make those local officials dare not hide from each other. But even so, those presented memorials are not very true.
Local officials are not the same as Beijing officials. Beijing officials do not have real power in their hands, and they report to the Yemen every day. After doing that, they still have a lot of idle time to do nothing. If a local official really wants to manage himself well, he guesses that even if he doesn't sleep for 24 hours, he can't finish his work.
Anyone who has the ability, the management side will also have any omissions.
Therefore, in the memorial, write more things that make Your Majesty happy and less things that make Her Majesty worry. This habit is not unique to Da Sui.
This is probably the case throughout the dynasties.
When Fang Jie walked outside the row of wooden houses, he explained to the flying fish robes outside that it was His Majesty calling him. The flying fish robe turned into Tongtong and stood softly at the door. Su Buwei, the Bingbi who was waiting at the door, turned around and entered the back room to ask the emperor.
"Let him wait"
The emperor did not look up, and hand-written vernaculars indicated in a memorial: "Jiangnan Huai Shui began to be dishonest in the summer. I sent someone to supervise the construction of the dam last year. The has not been completed for a year ... Many people may die. It is rare that Shou Du Wumei in Huaiyang County did not tell lies. He said that the is unstable, it must be unstable. If thousands of miles of Huai Shui are in trouble, how many people are homeless? It is unimaginable to return. "
Su Buwei bowed his head: "The slave let him wait outside."
"Ok"
The emperor hummed and raised his head again and instructed: "Go and send the book of the Ministry of Justice Zhang Chaochong, and the book of the Ministry of Industry Liu Renjing, immediately."
"喏"
Su Buwei bowed out and gently brought the door of the back room.
When he walked out of the house, Su Buwei saw the teenager standing outside with some cramps. He smiled with an apology on the corner of his mouth and said, "You are waiting outside for a while now, Your Majesty is dealing with the affairs ... Jianghuai seems to have some flood, wait for His Majesty After you have summoned the two Shangshu adults from the Ministry of Housing and the Ministry of Industry, you will see you. "
"Thank you Father-in-law"
Fang Jiequan thanked him.
Su Buwei nodded and smiled, stopped and whispered as he walked by Fang Jie: "You can rest in the woods there, just don't walk around in a hurry. Your Majesty finished handling the affairs of Jiangnan, I will find you."
"Thank you"
Fang Xie saluted again, looked at the corner of the yard and said, "I'll stand there, and don't dare to go too far at will. There are many nobles in Changchun Garden, and it's not good if they collide."
Su apprehensively glanced at Fang Jie, then left in a hurry.
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Fang Xie walked to the corner of the courtyard, looked around and saw that no one noticed that he immediately got behind a rockery and sat down. I ate something in the morning all day long, and now I'm hungry before my heart. If he was standing outside just then, he was really afraid he could not help shaking his legs and shaking his body. As a scout, it's not uncommon to starve. It wasn't that he couldn't handle a day when he couldn't eat anything, but it wasn't Fan Gu, he had to stand respectfully and respectfully at all times.
I can find a place to rest for a while.
There is not much space behind the rockery, next to the flower wall. Fang Xie sat down on the stone and sighed helplessly as he heard the growing grunts in his stomach. Anyway, the emperor would not see him for a while, and he closed his eyes and rested on the stone to rest his soul. About half an hour later, Fang Jie heard the sound of footsteps. He looked down the gap of the rockery, and saw Su Buwei leading the two people in purple official clothes to walk quickly.
He saw Su Buwei glance at his place, seemingly casual, but Fang Jie felt that even behind the rockery, he had not escaped that stubborn eye.
After Su Buwei entered the cabin, Fang Xie leaned on the stone again and looked up at the sky. After sitting so boring for a long time, until the sky became dark, he didn't wait for Su Buwei to find himself. The sound of grunts in his stomach grew louder and louder, Fang Jie couldn't help but sighed and said he didn't know how long to wait.
The lamp was already inside the wooden house, and the shadow of the emperor in the room could be seen on the window. Fang Jie couldn't help but sigh, the emperor had been sitting there for at least four or five hours without moving the place, and was tired enough.
He looked around and saw that the flying fish robes outside the yard were not looking at him. He hesitated for a long time, but finally he didn't hold back. He quietly reached out his hand behind the stone, groped for a while, and pulled down a cucumber. Scrub on the clothes, and try to eat without making a sound.
After a cucumber fell, he became hungry.
After eating, he simply reached out half of his body and continued to explore. With the faint moonlight, he took three or four roots in one breath and held them in his arms.
Just about to eat, suddenly heard footsteps came. He was taken aback and hurriedly stuffed those cucumbers into his clothes. Only when I hid it, I heard Su Wuwei's voice outside: "Fang Jie, Your Majesty will let you in."
Fang Xie swallowed the cucumber in his mouth as fast as he could, and after tidying up his clothes, he got out of the rockery. He apologized and said to Su Buwei: "The humble job was asleep, please don't blame the father-in-law."
Su Weiwei looked at Fang Jie with a smile, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was strange. Fang Jie didn't understand, but knew that the smile was absolutely not malicious.
Following Su Buwei, after entering the door, Jie Xie said, "The deputy Jie Fang Jie, see your Majesty."
"Come up, I'm busy dealing with some affairs but you have been waiting for a long time. Come here, I have something to ask you."
Fang stood up and leaned slightly into the back room. Then saluting the two adults who hadn't left yet, he bent over and found that the legs of the two adults were shaking slightly.
I'm hungry too
Fang Jie smiled in his heart, saying that you didn't eat cucumbers.
The emperor picked up a piece of paper from the low table and handed it to Fang Xie, "This is a test question for the Academy of Yanwu Academy this year. He deliberately asked for a sheet from Dean Zhou. This is just one question in the test paper. You see How to solve it? "
It turned out that the emperor still had to study himself.
Fang Jie took the test question with both hands and looked at it through the light.
There are ten candles in the palm of the night. Click the first one, and then the second one after it is burned out, and then the third one after it is burned out. After the burnout, light up the remaining candles. There is just a wind blowing. How many?
Seeing Fang Jie frown slightly, a smile appeared on the corner of the emperor's mouth. When this question was in Yanwuyuan, none of the big names seemed to get it right. Most of them think that the answer is too complicated, and think too simple, but this question is biased.
"Four Roots"
The emperor's mouth only smiled, and Fang Jie gave the answer.
"Ok?"
The two Shangshu adults standing not far from him looked at him in unison, and the emperor smiled and nodded: "It seems that it is not a fake to give you these five excellent ones, so I can say the answer so quickly. "
Fang Jiexin said that this world without brain teasers is really boring.
At this time, Liu Renjing, the shang shang shang shou, cried out abruptly. The Lord Shang Shu, who had just been severely scolded by the emperor, lowered his head slightly to hide his embarrassment on his face. His Majesty had previously asked him why the Huai Shui Embankment had been built for a year, and he was so frightened that he forgot to be hungry when he could not stop the flood. But I couldn't control it, and my stomach was already empty.
"what sound?"
The emperor asked after listening.
"It's a minister ... it's a minister's belly."
Liu Renjing answered blushingly.
The emperor stunned, and then couldn't help laughing: "I have forgotten that you haven't eaten anything from noon to now, and I haven't eaten it, and you feel hungry when you call him. Fearless, let people bring some snacks to let them pad first, and boil a bowl of rice porridge for me. "
"The porridge is already hot. If your Majesty eats it now, the slave will send it to you immediately."
"Well"
The emperor smiled and said, "A few bowls will come up, and they will not let them say that they are stingy. Fang Jie ... You stay, too, and I have something to ask you."
"You don't have to, the minister is not hungry, and the minister is not hungry at all."
Fang Xie waved his hands subconsciously, but at this moment, a few clicks, the cucumber hidden in the clothes were not stored, and all fell down the clothes.
For a moment, the room became particularly quiet.
The emperor could not help but widen his eyes, raised his fingers and pointed at the verdant palaces underground, "What is this ...?"
Fang Xie took a deep breath, and UU read the book www.uukanshu.com and then leaned down and replied: "Your Majesty ... this name is ... cucumber."
The emperor froze, and the wonder in his eyes had not yet dissipated. Fang Xie quickly bent over to pick up the cucumbers, and shuffled them back into his clothes.
"Courtesy ... Your Majesty, please punish me."
As he spoke, he was thinking about what to do next.
"Bold!"
The emperor sitting on the earthen screamed suddenly, scaring Fang Jie. When he decided to plead guilty truthfully, the emperor pointed at the tip of his nose and said, "The pickled cucumber is so dare to plug it back, you are so brave! I ask you ... is it delicious! "
"Sweet and crispy ... delicious ..."
Fang Xie replied, his voice trembling a little.
"Delicious? Haven't you taken it out for me to taste with a few adults ?!"
After hearing this sentence, it was Fang Xie's turn. He subconsciously pulled the cucumber out of his cuff, carefully placed it on the low table, and quickly returned. The emperor took one and looked at it. He took a white handkerchief from his sleeve and wiped it. It was not too dirty, and he put it in his mouth and took a bite.
"I planted it with my own hands, and it was so sweet and delicious! Come here, you two, one each, there is no solution."
The emperor pointedly pointed at the cucumbers, but the two Shangshu adults were dumbfounded. Su Buwei pouted and smiled, and said that this little guy really had a fate with His Majesty. He walked up quickly and handed it to each of the two adults. The two Shangshu looked at each other, and they saw the incredible in each other's eyes.
They couldn't think of it anyway, and one day they would eat cucumbers with His Majesty ...
Click
Click
The crisp sound of chewing floated out of the hut, and seemed to be carried in the air with the breeze, and drifted far away.