Chapter 18: Buy 1 get 1 free

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Chapter 18 Buy One Get One Free
If it wasn't for being stepped on, or if the situation is really critical now, Fang Jie really wanted to explain patiently to the boss, it wasn't for scissors. Scissors can cut cloth to cut out beautiful clothes, paper can be used to make delicate window coverings, and many things can be cut, but they are definitely not specially used to cut that thing.
"Hurry up!"
Fang Xie almost begged and shouted, because the hot pain in his throat was vomiting, and the sound of the shout was hoarse.
"Ah, you are a miserable person, you have begun to deceive a woman at a young age, and say that I would change my heart if I did n’t marry? If you are a few years old, you ca n’t lie to the palace? What the old lady hates most is the man ’s disgrace. If you do n’t cut your hairless things today, your old lady wo n’t be named Du.

Instead of walking, she strode towards Fang Jie.
Mu Da's eyes cursed, "Go!"
Act 2 waved his hand and said, "Brother, don't let her go. This short and ugly man is really boring to peel. Although this woman is rustic in her dress, she is still a symbol. If she peels It's beautiful to make a palace lantern. "
"Don't delay business, faster!"
Mu Da said something coldly and then ignored him.
Act 2 Hehe smiled, gave up the big dog and walked towards the boss's wife, "You can rest assured that my craft is well-known in the Imperial City. It will not take long to peel off a complete human skin. It was secretly hidden in the prison of Dali Temple. The lanterns hanging on it are all made by me, and one is more beautiful than the other. "
"Really fast?"
The boss stopped and asked timidly.
"It must be fast!"
Act 2 Heihe smiled, and found a short knife in his arms, shaking as he walked and said, "I don't know how many human skins have been peeled off, but I have only used it twice since I came out of the capital. The knife is lonely. I'm also lonely. Although you look older, you barely say the past. Don't humiliate my knife ... "
Huh!
A sudden muffled sound appeared, and then the second figure disappeared. It was followed by a gurgling sound, as if something had fallen to the ground. Mu Dalian was busy looking back, but saw that the second curtain was inlaid into the city wall!
Curtain's body flew out like a shelled shell, smashing a very large pit on the wall.
Too fast!
It was so close that most of Mu didn't see whose hand was shot. In other words, he guessed that the hand of the woman dressed in a very rustic dress did not see it at all! Mo said that when she saw how the woman shot, she didn't even capture the track of the woman's actions. When it became clear that the second person was inlaid into the city wall, it was discovered that the woman was standing in the position where the second person had just stood.
"The oldest thing my wife doesn't like is that people say I'm old!"
The boss lady murmured with a somber expression, seeming to be angry.
Actor II's back hit the city wall. He didn't know that he had broken a few city bricks. His body was like a shrimp, and most of his body was embedded in the city wall. The rubble fell to the ground, and after a muffled noise, a cloud of smoke rang. Act two couldn't help but cough a few times, and his mouth couldn't help spilling blood. This one was too heavy, and I didn't know how many ribs were broken. But after all, he is a master at Liupin, forcing himself to struggle to get out of the wall.
Huh!
There was another muffled sound. When I looked again, the boss lady suddenly appeared in front of the second curtain!
A pedal in green embroidered shoes was on Curtain's chest, and he stung him into the city wall for a few minutes. The dust and smoke swelled again, and the whole of Curtain II fell into the wall.
This scene surprised everyone to add. Fang Xie was lying on the ground with her face sideways, her mouth wide open, and she was completely stupid looking at the boss. The big dog's eyes almost stared out, and he still didn't seem to believe what he saw. And Mu Xiaoyao stood a bit stupid, murmured how could it be, how could it be hidden from me?
Seems to have heard Mu Xiaoyao's self-spoken words, the boss and wife laughed at the hair hanging down from the forehead and said with a smile: "It's rare for a person like you to be able to sense the strength of others. Unfortunately ... you repair It ’s not too difficult to hide your perception. It is not difficult for me to do it alone in Fan Gucheng, as far as I know.

"And others ..."
Being trapped by others did not make Mu Xiaoyao depressed, but the words of the boss lady made her extremely depressed.
"Of course there is. At least our heads are not hiding you?"
She talked casually, and did not seem to pay much attention to Mu Da.
"You ... who are you!"
Mu Da took a hard breath and swallowed a few steps subconsciously.
"I'm your mother!"
When the boss said this, she was at least twenty meters away from Mu Da. When she said the first word, she started to take a step, the second foot was lifted, the third foot was dropped, and the fourth and fourth or fifth words were spoken in front of Mu Da body. The distance between the two people was less than half a meter, and it was almost just a blink of an eye, and the boss was already standing in front of Mu Da.
Snapped!
A crisp slap sound sounded, and even Jing Ye was torn. This slap in the ear is too loud, and it is estimated that anyone who touches the east of the city can hear it. Five clear fingerprints slowly appeared on Mu Da's face, and the veins could be clearly seen from the fingerprints. After this fight, everyone who was already silly at the scene was even more silly.
"Oh ... I forgot to give it a try and let our family see it, and it's time to laugh at me again."
The old lady looked at the red handprints on Mu Da's face and smiled apologetically, "I'll do it again, sorry."
Although Mu Da was stunned, but dare not stand still, immediately tried to jump back a little to avoid the boss, but his feet had to work hard, and the second slap of the boss was slammed on his face again. This time, it was not as loud as it was just now, but Mu Da flew out across the fan. Mu Da couldn't control her body at all, and her back slammed against the city wall. With a loud whistle, next to the second curtain was also inlaid into the city wall.
"Cool!"
The lady boss breathed a long sigh of relief: "It hasn't been so cool in ten years."
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"Sister, if you're upset, can you help me first?"
Fang Jie bit her lip for sure, not dreaming, and then looked at the boss poorly and said, "I don't know how many ribs I stepped on."
"Honestly on my stomach!"
The proprietress did not look back and shouted at him, rolled up the sleeves of the floral blue cloth cotton jacket and walked towards the two men inlaid in the city wall: "The old lady is not cool enough!"
Fang Xie obediently continued to lie down, but couldn't help but sigh: "Domineering, too domineering. I now finally know why Su Tugou was so convincing and clean."
The big dog also lay on the ground honestly, and the woman who watched striding towards the city wall couldn't help but shivered: "Marrying such a woman must not be tortured to death. Fang Jie ... you say he Husband alive? Miracle ... what a mother is a miracle. "
"actually……"
Mu Xiao waist still stood aside dumbly, her eyes were a bit dull: "How could it not be perceived ... how could she, and what methods did she use ... how could she hide me?"
The boss lady ignored these three people, walked quickly to Mu Da's body, and looked at the distorted person coldly and said, "It seems that your brother has not harmed women less these years, right? Can you do it for an hour, right? I also like to dig people's eyes, like to cut people's noses! "
When she talked about being able to do it for an hour, she raised her scissors and clicked to make Mu Dayu-cut the thing down. When it comes to digging people's eyeballs, the scissors have pushed Mu Da's two eyeballs out of the eye socket. When it comes to cutting her nose, she actually left her scissors aside, pinching Mu Da's nose with her right thumb and index finger and dragging a nose out of his face.
In a moment, Mu Da's face turned into a blood gourd.
"An hour!"
With a sigh, the boss lady punched Mu Da's chest with a punch, and Mu Da's body was bent and then smashed into the city wall for a few minutes. It seems that the boss lady got angry, punched one sentence and said one hour, and even said five sentences, and even five punches. After Wuquan, where can I still see Mu Da's figure, he was smashed into a deep basin the size of a washbasin.
After smashing Mu Da, the proprietress pulled the second curtain out of the city wall and threw it away at least twenty meters away like a sandbag. The next second, the boss lady had appeared next to Mu Da. After being beaten in this way, the second acter was still alive. He opened his eyes hard, begging but couldn't speak at all. His eyes were full of fear, endless fear.
"Do you know what her husband did?"
The proprietress crouched down beside Curtain II, and her palm rested on Curtain II's chest. With a stab, all the clothes on Mu Er flew apart and flew out. I don't know what method the boss lady used before, and she hit it so hard that she could not see many scars on the body.
She picked up the short knife in Act II from the ground, and said, verbatim: "Su Tugou slaughters dogs, and the best thing is to skin the mountain dogs. But no one in Fangu City knows that peeling is the aging mother. Teach him! "
"Several incompetent inferiors, dare to blame. It is not only the face of the court, but also the face of Da Sui! If you want to pretend to be fierce, go to Daxueshan to the west to look for the Buddha. Say any Buddha also has King Kong when he is angry, then you have to squint the Buddha ’s eyes, cut the nose of the Buddha, peel the skin of the Buddha! Without this courage, but do evil on your own territory, do not kill you Your aging mother can't sleep with anger in the future! "
After this remark, there was already a blood corpse on the ground.
I threw a complete human skin on the ground, and the lady took a handkerchief from her cuffs and wiped her hands, then stood up straight and stretched her waist: "This is pretty cool."
After she stretched out, she turned sharply and looked at the roof somewhere: "Dead sister-in-law, the old lady is finished, have you seen enough?"
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On the roof of a private house, an old mule lying down and drinking along the ridge of the house couldn't help shaking his head and sighed, carefully and carefully plug the wine gourd stopper, and then tied it to his waist. He sat upright from the roof, watching the boss lady below helplessly and said, "You kill your man, I watch my play, I don't care about you, why do you lose your temper against me?"
As he spoke, he confirmed again that the wine gourd was tied. The gourd is just an ordinary gourd, and the wine in the gourd is the cheapest Northwest roast. In Fan Gucheng's wine shop, ten copper coins can fill this gourd. Although this gourd is ordinary, both upper and lower belly are larger than a human head. You can see how cheap this wine is from Northwest Shochu.
The boss raised her finger and scolded the old sister-in-law: "Tell me, if the old lady doesn't come, will you shoot?"
The old sister-in-law nodded and said, "Of course it will, otherwise why should I come?"
"Then why don't you shoot!"
The wife asked again.
"Aren't you here?"
The old sister-in-law smiled and said, "Furthermore, UU Reading Www.uukanshu.com, I will not save the innocent little doll, let alone the guy who is uglier than me. If it is not the old man, I would like this The good potential of the baby girl may not come back today. It's too late to provoke such troubles from the court. I can't touch the fox to mess with me, old sister-in-law.
After this sentence, his people have reached Mu Xiao waist. The old sister-in-law looked at Mu Xiaoyao's eyes and asked word by word: "Would you like to be an apprentice to me? Old sister-in-law, I found an apprentice for a lifetime. I was so lucky to die before I died. A pleasing one. I was planning to see how good your potential is in a few years time, but why do you want to go ... Whether you want to?
Mu Xiaoyao shook his head in pain and murmured: "Another ... I didn't even feel it!"
As soon as the old sister-in-law was about to speak, he heard someone say, "I'm the master! From now on, she will be your master, and you will be her apprentice ... uh no, she is your apprentice, you are her master! Such a high-quality apprentice , You ca n’t even buy it!

The old sister-in-law smiled and said, "You're simply! Just aim for a good apprentice's sake, let's say, I have any requirements to satisfy you."
Fang Xie got up hard, sitting on the ground and panting. After the blood in the chest and abdomen was smooth, he said solemnly, "Buy one, get one free, and I can only ask for her."
"I buy you ?!"
The old sister-in-law stared at the eyes and said, "I won't buy you if you are blind!"
Fang Xie shook his head and said seriously: "Wrong!"
He raised his finger and pointed at Mu Xiao waist, "She bought it, I gave it."
The old sister-in-law said almost subconsciously: "Just buy her one, okay? Don't you give it ?!"
Fang Jie gritted his teeth and sternly said: "Not for sale!"