Chapter 491: This trick is called

Chapter 491 This Trick Is Called Fuck
"Teaching ... why do horses have four legs and humans have only two legs?"
The young boy asked seriously as he walked.
Xiang Qingniu glanced at him scornfully, "Because you have two legs that turned into hands, maybe many years ago you might have walked on four legs like a horse."
The young boy sighed, "If only I could walk on four legs like a horse."
Xiang Qingniu hated it and argued: "Man is the primate of all things, and he is the master of the world. As a person, you envy a horse ... Xiaojun, have you been eaten by dogs in your spiritual practice for years? Are you saying Say, what can this horse make you envy? "
Dao Tong Xiaojun shifted his burden and begged hard: "Teach me, aren't you asking for a few horses who are soldiers for riding? You can even carry things without riding ... Why do you want a horse, or I ’m here to carry the courage ... People carry the horse and carry it idle, and teach you exactly what you want the horse to do, torture me and Xiaomei on purpose ... "
Xiang Qingniu was serious: "Xiaomei didn't say anything, you mumbled so much complaining."
The trail boy carrying Xiang Qingniu wanted to cry without tears: "Teach me, it's not that I don't want to say anything, but I'm so tired that I don't want to speak ..."
"Can you be upset, I'm doing this for your benefit."
Xiang Qingniu said earnestly: "We have already passed the customs, across the Qingxia Gorge is the site of the Mongolian Yuan Manzi. The cultivation of both of you is terrible, and any Buddhist disciple can kill you. Now you Hardship is for you to think about the enemy in the future! "
Xiaojun said: "I understand. I want to teach you that we want to make our bodies stronger, so that we have a better chance when we face the enemy."
"No no no ..."
Xiang Qingniu said solemnly: "Don't think about the enemy with your cultivation. I mean you two are so weak. Once caught, you will be treated like a cow and a horse. You already have Life on this journey will be less painful and less painful ... "
Xiao Jun's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but said sincerely, "Thank you for your teaching!"
Xiang Qingniu pouted his lips: "I have the ability to tell you what is in your heart."
Xiaojun smiled and asked: "Teaching, is there a bald donkey everywhere in Qingxia?"
"Pooh!"
Xiang Qingniu scolded: "You also despise the Buddhism people too. The Buddhism people are also well respected in the prairie. Those Buddhism disciples generally live in temples to receive offerings, unless they rarely come out and walk around. Even if you walk on the prairie for a month, you haven't seen a figure on the table of the Buddha. "
Xiaojun nodded, and then asked, "Teach me, what are those two white-haired old men doing?"
Xiang Qingniu looked at the brothers Chen Chen and Chen Ha in front and smiled proudly: "These two guys were enlightened by me, but they still have the same nature. Just now I said that the male horse has thirty more tails than the female horse. Root hair, the two of them do n’t believe it, so they are counting the hair behind the horse.

Xiaomi wondered: "Teaching, a male horse really has thirty more hairs than a female horse's tail?"
Xiang Qingniu was furious: "You're not following me, go and be a disciple for those two surnames Chen!"
Xiaomei stunned: "It turned out that you were cheating on them ..."
Xiaojun looked at Xiaomei like an idiot: "I said you've been stupid, you didn't admit it yourself. The palm teaches them to count how many hairs of a horse's tail. This is two birds with one stone ... first So that the two people wo n’t linger again, and secondly, you can know how much hair there is on the tail of the male and female horses. "
Xiang Qingniu sighed helplessly: "These horses are stallions ..."
Xiaomei couldn't help but praise: "Teach your eyesight!"
As I was talking, the Chen brothers with a horse's tail in front of the hair suddenly stopped, because it stopped so abruptly that the horse who was still taking care of himself was dragged by the tail, and the horse couldn't help it. Angrily hissed back twice. Xiaojun and Xiaomei couldn't stop smiling, but Xiang Qingniu's face could not help but change slightly.
"Xiaojun Xiaomei, you go back to Leshan in Qing Dynasty."
Xiang Qingniu came down from Xiaomei's back and pointed to the burden on Xiaojun's shoulder: "I'm useless for gold and silver jewelry. You should be entangled. You have spent a lot on this journey. You ate and drank. I have enjoyed it, saying that it is to understand the heavens, the heavens, the hearts, and the hearts. In fact, I am greedy and playful. But the rest is enough for you to hire someone to carry you all the way back.
"why?"
Xiaojun and Xiaomei asked in unison.
Xiang Qingniu sorted out his clothes, reached out and took the golden belt that symbolized Taoism's identity as a leader and tied it around his waist. Because he was too big, he had been too lazy to tie the strap before. I don't know why, even the act of looking at him with the golden belt was a little sincere.
"Get out of here."
Xiang Qingniu waved his hand: "After returning, tell Mo Ningzhi that she is the new master of Taoism!"
After saying this, he waved his hands and robe sleeves outward, and the two little boys were rolled up by a gust of wind and sent out about 20 meters away. Both men shouted at the same time, but Xiang Qingniu just didn't turn back. He waved his hand: "Get out of here, you have already reached the Qingxiakou, you ca n’t even leave the dead capital, do n’t you feel sorry if you have n’t even touched a woman? Do n’t be proud of telling Mo Ningzhi to teach you something. Leave a place for Lao Tzu, maybe I'll go back and teach it too soon! "
After saying this, Xiang Qingniu strode forward.
I don't know why, at that moment the two little boys looked at the fat figure and became tall and majestic.
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"I said just now that people who do n’t see the Buddhism casually will encounter such a big wave as soon as they leave Qingxia!"
Xiang Qingniu cursed lowly, took a horse forward, Chen Heng Chen Ha followed him. The three men and three horses did not ride, and walked towards the crowd that was already clear on the opposite side.
"The two of you will fight first."
Xiang Qingniu said as he walked.
Chen He pouted: "Why ..."
Xiang Qingniu straightened his belly and pointed at his golden belt: "Seeing this, this is Her Majesty's Royal Gift, a golden belt that symbolizes the status of Taoism. I'm all such a big man, and I casually meet a few I still have to take care of this little character? Do you two have to be enlightened ... Since Xiao Fang lets you two follow me, you two should be responsible. "
Chen Ha nodded: "When do you fight?"
Xiang Qingniu was serious: "Wait when you two can't move."
Chen Ha dragged the horse away and looked at Xiang Qingniu with his eyes down.
"At the very least, I'll have to meet someone like Tianzun."
Xiang Qingniu smiled: "Identity, I have an identity, OK?"
"Why hit?"
Chen He suddenly asked.
Xiang Qingniu was silent, then said word by word: "This is a thing that can't make any sense at all. People in the Central Plains are watching the Buddhism unpleasantly, and people in the Buddhism are not watching the Central Plains. You just asked me why, and I want to say that this is God ’s providence. You must think that it ’s blind-bad, so why are there so many reasons? Do you need a reason for a fight? "
Chen Heng thought and shook his head: "No need."
Xiang Qingniu said: "Get rid of the words, it's all here. If the people who meet the Buddhism do not have a good meal, how can we be worthy of us to come here."
When he said this, he felt a little sad in his heart.
Ten years ago, the second elder brother went west, and has never returned to the Central Plains since then. A year ago, my brother went west, and no news came back. Now he walked out of Qingxia. The four brothers, except Luo Weiran, were actually sent by the ghost to go the same way. The second elder brother, hailed as his strongest master by his master, failed to do anything, nor did the elder brother who was trapped in a cage and then enlightened on the heavens ... could I?
Xiang Qingniu asked himself.
He took a deep breath, and then took a sip of his breath: "Whether he can, let's hit it first."
There are no less than a hundred disciples of the Buddhist Sect, and even the shepherds who have lived on the prairie for many years rarely see so many Buddhist disciples travelling together. Previously, Xiang Qingniu was right to say to the two little boys. The Buddhist disciples rarely held the temple and walked away. They enjoyed the food and money sent by herders. It is difficult for ordinary tribes, even Ai Jin, to invite Buddhist disciples to travel. Hundreds of Buddhist disciples appeared all at once. If she was seen by herdsmen, he would have worshiped long ago.
In the front are about thirty or forty Buddhist disciples in yellow shirts, and behind them are a dozen people wearing blue monks. These ten people carry a puppet with a red monk sitting cross-legged on it. Young monk in robe. There are four monks in white next to the puppet, and dozens of yellow-shirted monks behind.
Those who can be carried by other monks to travel are bound to have a high status in Buddhism.
"Would you like to say something first?"
Chen Ha asked Xiang Qingniu.
Xiang Qingniu nodded: "Of course I want to say, I am Daozong in charge of teaching."
As soon as he was going to take a few steps to speak, he saw the young monk sitting on the cymbal reaching out and pointing something low. Immediately after, the dozens of monks in yellow shirts rushed towards Xiang Qingniu immediately. Some people showed the ring knife, and some people showed the bronze cymbals, and they were very aggressive.
"Ah, why can't I bear such a bad temper!"
Xiang Qingniu saw the disciples of Buddhism rushing over and couldn't help but anger: "I didn't even give the opportunity for Laozi to sign up for bragging-forcing me. This is the first one of you. I hit it myself! "
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Chen Hu Chen Ha and the two squatted aside, whispering withered fur while whispering, "This guy is really unreliable. He also said that we should get on first if he has an identity. I need to hold it, and then I rushed up. It's ... "" Uh huh, yeah, it's really unreliable ... "
Twenty Buddhist disciples spoke aggressively over here, speaking Mongolian Yuan. These people are all Buddhist disciples, but they are also God-like among herdsmen. At this time, they saw a Chinese fat man wearing strange clothes. The black robes were tied with a golden belt and they couldn't hide, they immediately got angry. In the prairie, the herdsmen fell to their knees when they saw them far away.
A monk yelled in a Mongolian Yuan language: "Where are you from, why not avoid it! But the Han man?"
Xiang Qingniu walked forward while slamming his sleeves: "Wang bastard, Grandpa is your ancestor!"
After scolding, he felt something wrong, and then took a sigh of spit. He scolded, and disciples of the Buddhism also scolded, but no one knew what they said to each other. A Buddhist disciple was impatient and threw a bronze urn straight to Xiang Qingniu a dozen steps away. Xiang Qingniu immediately laughed at the sight of his hands, and left three words in the corner of his mouth.
"Little Ascension"
boom!
The appearance of a huge foot with a ten-meter-long foot suddenly appeared ~ EbookFREE.me ~ It was a collection of heavy surging heaven and earth vitality. After the emergence of this huge foot, it quickly fell, and a bang will rush The twenty monks in the yellow shirts all stepped on.
Twenty people were submerged directly into the ground.
"Pretend you-mother's."
Xiang Qingniu glanced at the monk in the red robe sitting on the cymbal and cursed with his towards the man: "Fang explained that this gesture was called Gan, and Lao Tzu knew what he was doing.
As soon as his was raised, the heads of the twenty monks buried in the ground suddenly burst out, and the blood mist immediately filled, so fierce! This handsome and amiable fat man never thought that there would be no room for a shot. But this is not over yet, a huge finger suddenly appeared behind the puppet, poking hard at the puppet.
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