Chapter 33: It’s great not to be made into human flesh buns
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Counterattack of Infinite Supporting Characters
- Falling Independence
- 1694 characters
- 2021-03-02 05:20:12
And... Am I drugged? When did this happen? Su Yi silently took a circle of Nine Yang True Qi and found that everything was normal? Nothing feels like being drugged!
After thinking about it, I came to understand that one of the most prominent characteristics of practicing "Nine Suns Zhenjing" is that it is non-invasive. Student Xiao Zhang can even eat the most terrifying Shixiang Ruanjin San in today's martial arts, Su Yi Although he only reached the second volume, he was just the most inferior drug in the world!
If you can’t even fix this drug, "Nine Suns True Scripture" will be the number one martial art mental method. Su Yizhong's little drug was eliminated from his body as early as when he was practicing. .
But... Since this is a black shop, I don’t know it. Now people have all their ideas on themselves. If we don’t take action on behalf of the sky, our world will be really white.
Su Yi pondered, but he secretly wiped a cold sweat in his heart... It seems that the rivers and lakes are not as peaceful as later generations. He was actually played by a few small thieves in the applause, and was fed a drug for several days. Without knowing it, really stupid!
It seems that you must be more careful in the future. If you didn't happen to have obtained the "Nine Suns True Scripture" this time, so that you could not invade, otherwise, it is really possible to fall into the hands of these gangsters.
The dignified traverser, the half-raising reincarnation, the half-raising the god, did not fall under the sword of the old enemy who had long-standing grievances with him and had fought for many years, and did not lose to the hands of the peerless hero who dominates the world and dominates the world... But he was dragged by a few little thieves. Going out to kill, this is a real laugh.
"Hmph, let's take a look at this young master, what tricks do you little gangsters do?"
Su Yi lay on the bed with a blanket on his head and fell asleep bitterly.
In the dream, the little grass man and the shiny silver needle from Xiao Er appeared.
The next day, just after dawn, Su Yi dressed neatly, opened the door and walked out.
At this time, no guests came to the door. There were only two people in the entire front hall. The shopkeeper was doing his calculations, and the second shop Xiaoer was working hard to scrub the tables and stools in the inn. Seeing Su Yi coming out, he hurried over all the way, haha He smiled and said, "Oh...how did the guest officer get up so early today?"
Looking at the flattering face in the smirk in front of him, it is hard to imagine that just last night this kid shouted to drag himself out and kill him!
Su Yi did not open him, stretched out, and said lazily: "I don't know how to do it these days. I'm all sore and weak. I think it should be because I haven't gone out. I'm bored. Walk around."
As soon as he finished speaking, Su Yi clearly saw the light flashing in Xiao Er's eyes. Su Yi instantly cooled his back, feeling that the Xiao Er in front of him suddenly turned into a thief who had been in the river and lake for many years, killing people like hemp... But this This feeling disappeared in an instant, and when he looked up, there was still a hunched back and a smile on his face.
doesn't seem to be an ordinary thief, Su Yi's heart is slightly startled, seeing the imposing manner just now, the life in his hand is definitely not ten or eight.
Grandma’s this is not an ordinary little thief, this is Jiang Yang thief! This time, he is going to act for the sky... Su Yi muttered in his heart, he is now at the beginning of his magical skills, he is not afraid of himself.
"Guguan..." The shop Xiaoer suddenly said: "Guguan, you came out to have a meal yesterday, and you accidentally left a piece of jade pendant. The little one accidentally picked it up yesterday."
He took out a piece of jade pendant from his arms, handed it to Su Yi, and said with a smile: "The little one wanted to return it to the guest officer yesterday, but when he thought that the guest officer had previously ordered that he should not disturb you at will, he did not return it immediately. You, now the guest officer, you have come out, and the small ones can be returned as originals. These treasures should be stored properly. If they are picked up by others, I am afraid they will not be recovered."
Huh?
Su Yi touched his waist, and the jade pendant on it was gone.
This jade pendant was specially found by Bao Xiwei from the treasure house of the palace for Su Yi. The ancients had the custom of bringing jade. Su Yi was about to go on a long journey. Bao Xiwei felt sorry for his son, so he got a good jade specially. Just begging for a good reason, but Su Yi, a later generation, has brought this kind of stuff, and he doesn't worry at all. He just hangs it on his waist every day and doesn't care about it.
has only been lost until now, I have to say that Su Yi was lucky, but when he lost it, he fell into the hands of a few thieves, and caused a murder. Su Yi really couldn't laugh or cry.
Now I fully understand that Su Yi accidentally lost the jade pendant yesterday and was picked up by the shop's second child. He recognized it as a valuable treasure. From this it was concluded that the local tyrant who had lived for two months was more embarrassed than he thought. So after discussing with a few associates in the past, he became murderous.
Returning the jade pendant is naturally to deceive the trust. After all, they have regarded Su Yi as something in the bag, so what if it is temporarily returned to you for safekeeping? When you die, let alone the jade pendant, all the money is not ours.
I figured out the front and back joints in an instant, Su Yi smiled, and another silver ingot was thrown out, and said: "Nowadays, you are so honest and sincere. It's really rare to see you. Here, this is a reward."
"Thank the guest officer."
Xiaoer caught the silver, and smiled with joy.
"Okay, don't laugh, go get me some food, it tastes good, and your reward is indispensable."
"Hey, wait a minute, you will be there soon."
Xiaoer rushed to the backyard kitchen to get Su Yi delicious.
Soon, the steaming bun porridge was delivered.
Su Yi picked up a steamed bun casually, took a bite, frowned and vomited out before chewing a few times, and asked displeasedly: "Xiao Er, what's your steamed bun? Why is it so unpalatable? ?"
"This is authentic pork and green onion filling. The taste is countable in our town!" Xiao Er also picked up a steamed bun and took a bite, and then wondered: "It tastes very good, this kind of steamed bun is not It's delicious, what does that delicious bun look like?"
"That's the really delicious steamed buns you haven't eaten!"
Su Yi asked impatiently: "Have you heard of the Eight Immortals Hotel?"
Xiaoer shook his head.
"What about you? The shopkeeper, have you heard of the Eight Immortals Hotel?"
The shopkeeper was doing the calculations. Seeing Su Yi asked him, he smiled and said, "The little old man has never heard of the Eight Immortals Restaurant, too, is their buns delicious?"
"Naturally it is very delicious!" Su Yi said with a seemingly aftertaste: "Their buns have been eaten once, and I will never forget them. Compared with them, the buns here are far from them!"
"Then I don't know how their buns are made?"
Su Yi said with a smile: "It's very simple. Choose good human flesh. Of course, it's better to be alive. When he has not died, take the flesh off a little bit. UU reads www.uukanshu.com and then live. Shui Nao, use a knife to chop into thin mud, and the freshest green onions, wrap them with fine flour into steamed buns, steam it for three hours, and then the best human meat steamed buns will be out; this is just one of the methods. There are several other methods that taste better, but unfortunately the chefs there are too conservative and don't want to tell me...really, too much!"
Su Yihu was full of interest. The shopkeeper and the shopkeeper stayed there, his throats kept squirming, and it was so disgusting that he wanted to come... After a long time, the shopkeeper's face was pale and dryly smiled: "The guest officer laughed, human flesh buns ...Such a disgusting thing, it's not for people to eat!"
"Why don't you have human flesh steamed buns here?" Su Yi chewed on the steamed steamed buns again, and asked doubtfully: "But apart from the poor taste, judging from the meat quality, the proper human flesh is undoubtedly?"
"The guest officer joked again. We are not a black shop here. How can there be human flesh?"
Su Yi was even more puzzled, and asked: "But if you don't be human, what about the corpses you killed?"
"Of course it was to find a remote place to bury it..." Dian Xiaoer said straightforwardly: "It's disgusting to make it into human flesh or something, and you can't do it like that for how much money you pay!"
"Shut up!!!"
The shopkeeper screamed, and Xiao Er realized that he seemed to have missed his mouth, and hurriedly stopped speaking.
Su Yi patted his chest, and luckily said, "It's great, it's great not to be made into human flesh buns... It seems that you still plan to keep a whole body for me. For the sake of this, I will wait a moment. , I will leave you a whole body too!"