Chapter 1: I'm Xiao Chen, not Xiao Yan, please make no mistake
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Crazy Upgrade System
- Ling Tianyijian
- 1292 characters
- 2021-03-04 11:56:38
Longhao Continent, Star Empire, Nanlin County, Lianyuncheng, Xiao Family Mansion.
"You bastard, you bastard, you cheat, get out of labor and capital!"
In a lifeless, very remote courtyard, the young man suddenly sat up from the bed, covered in cold sweat, and looked mad.
"Two months to break through the innate realm, why don't you die!"
When the voice fell, the boy looked dazed, looking at the simple and familiar furnishings in the house.
"It's a bit of trouble, this is Lianyuncheng, Xiao Mansion, my house?"
"That's not right, the labor and capital clearly struggled for the living expenses of the second half of the year in the rented doghouse, and then exploded the dark gold boss, and then..."
After a while, the boy was completely dumbfounded, "God, what is going on? Who am I?"
There are many chaotic memories in his mind, these memories are so clear, as if he has experienced it personally, he has no idea which one is him.
A memory is on a blue water planet named Earth, he is just an ordinary otaku, novels, games, anime, goddess is almost all of him.
A memory is in a place called Slaughter Continent. It is a world where people eat people, people eat monsters, and monsters eat people, and he is a killer.
The last memory is even more difficult for Xiao Chen to accept.
"At the age of seventeen, he broke through the innate realm, and he deserves to be the first genius in Lian Yun City, and he has not lost the face of Xiao Batian, the number one master of Lian Yun City."
"Xiao Chen and the city lord's daughter in white and white clothes are in pairs, made in heaven, and envy others."
"Xiao Chen and Wang Kun, the genius of the Wang family, duel, were defeated by one move. Bai Caiyi and Wang Kun joined hands to enter the Tianxing Academy, and Xiao Chen fell into disrepair."
"Xiao Chen was seriously injured by a mysterious person in the restaurant, his dantian was destroyed, and his cultivation was completely destroyed."
"For the past two years, Xiao Chen has been addicted to wine, spent all day drinking and drinking, doing nothing. Xiao Chen was in a coma in the brothel yesterday and his life and death are unknown."
The various memories are so clear that he doesn't know which one is the real him.
Forget it, no matter what, I am Xiao Chen, whether it is an otaku, a killer, or a waste, the most important thing is that I am still alive.
"From then on, my name is Xiao Chen!"
Since the memories were fused together, Xiao Chen didn't bother to worry about it.
Suddenly he thought of something that frightened him. If he remembered it correctly, in the Star Empire, Lian Yuncheng, it was said that Xiao Chen spent all his days drinking and drinking. It was a lie.
Because his lifeblood was abandoned by a mysterious man!
"Don't let labor and management know who you are, otherwise labor and management will definitely kick you a hundred times, a hundred times." Xiao Chen gritted his teeth and cursed.
"It's hard to beat, labor and capital are not eunuchs now, right?"
Xiao Chen quickly checked his lifeblood, grasping the tuft in his crotch, thinking of the goddesses in his memory, and finally slowly began to grow bigger and thicker.
Xiao Chen smiled, a little wretched.
"Haha, labor and management are normal men, labor and management must sleep the most beautiful women in the world, and there are still several, at least not worse than Wei Xiaobao."
"Huh? No, labor and capital should have been abolished. Is that dream true?"
Before that, when he was in a coma, he had a dream, in which he came to a place where birds and flowers fragrant.
I met a person who looked exactly like him, who also called himself "Xiao Chen". After asking him some questions, he finally helped him change his fate and rebuild his physique.
He also gave him a peerless exercise and a treasure of heaven and earth.
However, in the end, the person told him that he must break through the innate realm within two months, otherwise there would be only a dead end, so the situation of Xiao Chen's cursing at first appeared.
"Cultivation, labor and capital must cultivate, and work hard, beautiful women wait for labor and capital!"
Thinking of this, Xiao Chen knew that he had no time to waste, and immediately sat cross-legged, and soon he found the peerless exercise in his mind.
Nine Turns God Desolate Decision?
Designed specifically for Shenhuang Jue?
Xiao Chen immediately checked his body. It was really the same physique as when he slaughtered the mainland.
Divine Desolation, People who suffer from Divine Desolation and Desolation are those abandoned by God. Not only is cultivation a hundred times more difficult than ordinary people, but also must break through the innate realm before the age of eighteen, otherwise the cultivation base will be completely retreated and will not survive twenty year old.
"Cultivation!"
Determined that there was no way out, Xiao Chen had no distractions, and started practicing according to the exercises in his mind.
But the next moment, he was dumbfounded.
He found that the true essence condensed by his exercise method could not converge into his dantian.
Only then did he realize that his dantian was cut off by a mysterious atmosphere.
After careful observation, the broken dantian disappeared, and it was replaced by the heavenly and earthly precious purple bead that the white robe figure gave him.
This mysterious bead replaced his dantian, but he still couldn't practice. What's going on?
"Cheating, what the is going on?" Xiao Chen pressed hard.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host Xiao Chen for calling out the word "cheating father" and turning on the "cheating father system". Do you want to check the attributes?"
Upon hearing the sound, Xiao Chen felt a little weird, but still said, "Check!"
Player: Xiao Chen
Level: 0 (Longhao continent realm is divided into body quenching realm, acquired realm, innate realm, Wuling realm, Wuwang realm, Wuzun realm, Wuzong realm, Wuhuang realm, Wudi realm, and Wushen realm. Each realm is divided into one to Kunou.)
One weight away from quenching body: 0/1000
True yuan: 0
Skills: None
Supernatural powers: none
Lucky value: 0
Cheating value: 0
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The very familiar system functions appeared in Xiao Chen's mind in turn.
As a former senior otaku, Xiao Chen has read countless novels and naturally knows what the voice he hears represents.
System flow without a doubt!
Do missions, fight monsters, and swipe a copy to upgrade.
At this moment, Xiao Chen was completely boiling, as if he had been beaten with blood.
"Hahaha, the pinnacle of martial arts, power is in control, wives and concubines are in groups, I, Xiao Chen, will rise strongly!"
However, after he read the comprehensive evaluation given by the system under the character attributes, Xiao Chen almost vomited blood.
Comprehensive evaluation: Player Xiao Chen is now a small ant, and a wild beast chicken can ruthlessly crush it to death.
"It's a bit of trouble, labor and capital are so weak now, how can labor and capital upgrade, cheating system!"
Maoji, Xiao Chen still knew that this was just a very common beast in this world.
Just like a chicken on the earth, even a ten-year-old child who has never practiced can easily subdue it.
After seeing the evaluation given by the system, no matter how thick-skinned Xiao Chen was, he couldn't hide his shame and was completely speechless.
At this moment, a "squeak" sound caught Xiao Chen's attention, and then he discovered that a fire-red mouse measuring about 20 centimeters had drilled out of the corner hole.
"His sister is a mouse? Didn't you tease me?"
However, this mouse appeared at the right time. Who made him be despised by the system, and the fire that was holding his stomach was nowhere to vent.
"Die me!"
Xiao Chen picked up a black wooden stick on the ground and slammed it down at the huge mouse that had drilled out of the hole.