Chapter 22: Section
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CS Bonus Hunter
- Ding Ding Er (Zhang Shuo)
- 1798 characters
- 2021-03-03 05:30:29
Strong support. One day before the registration deadline for the National CS Competition, we asked several players for interviews.
Brother Pi found another salesman who likes to play CS-this person is to sell shampoo, and specifically select middle-aged women to start.
Zhutou 3 found a social youth who was full of swear words. Azhu said that the people in their dormitory couldn't beat this guy, so he recommended him to come.
W found a silent stranger and didn't know what he was doing.
After the test, all three were rejected. Everyone looked at each other and didn't know what to do. Just when everyone was at a loss, Brother Pi gritted his teeth and said, "It looks like we are going to take out the goods at the bottom of the box." He went online and broke through QQ wildly. After half an hour, he finally wiped out his sweat and said, "It's done. Let’s tell everyone that there will be a MM coming to our base. This person I met while wandering around in a battle net. I don’t know the technology. Because I was able to play CS with MM at that time, I was too excited. Pay attention to her technique, but it should be more delicious." Azhu said: "Is it beautiful?" Brother Bass said: "I don't know, I have never seen it." Liu Zuo said: "A MM is coming, you are so important. What did you say? Everyone, clean up."
Azhu looked at the room and said desperately: "That's an impossible task." Brother Pi also said, "This look is more real and natural. I think we don't need to clean it anymore." Liu Zuo said, "Oh my God. , An MM, a living MM..." Someone knocked on the door half an hour later. Liu Zuo jumped up to open the door. Suddenly he changed his mind again and said to Brother Pit: "You should open the door. I have always been bad luck. I have never met a MM who looks like a human." Who knows that Pit brother who is always active is shy. He got up and said, "People are also afraid of such terrible things happening, so Azhu go and open the door!" Azhu said without raising his head, "I'm still a virgin." The three people finished speaking, and looked at each other for a few times. People move. Finally, everyone turned their eyes to W, who was repairing the mouse for everyone. W raised his head, glanced at everyone's eyes, and went to open the door without saying anything.
Everyone pays close attention to W's dynamics. He will be the first person to see MM. His expression will directly determine the beauty and ugliness of MM. Liu Zuo murmured: "It's really a very exciting moment..." Brother Bart continued: "Even when I was playing against Ajie and the others, I haven't been so nervous before." Who knows W opened the door and turned around like nothing. Going back, I didn't even see MM. But MM seemed to be in a daze, staring at W's back quietly for a while. Azhu said in a low voice, "It's broken, it must be the appearance of W that scared people, or the appearance of MM scared W... Oh my God!" Azhu saw MM...
Azhu exclaimed incessantly. Although Pitge wanted to rely on the old man to calm Azhu, he himself immediately had to admit that Azhu's exclamation was really reasonable. As for Liu Zuo, he has fainted.
MM walked in and smiled and said, "Who is the dangerous fart?" Brother Pi hurriedly stood up and said, "You can come to the humble house, we don't have much tea here, I, my dangerous fart, there are three more people..." Azhu almost burst into tears and said: "Big brother, what are you talking about? The migrant worker who opened the door is scary enough, you have a mental illness again, this makes people MM..." Who knows MM nodded and continued Smiled and said, "Thank you. Do you need to start the exam?"
Liu Zuo was already awake at this time. He struggled to sit up from the sofa and said, "I will sign up tomorrow. You can skip the exam. But... please bring your own computer over, we need to train together... and, The team rules stipulate that love is not allowed. If you have a boyfriend, please separate temporarily."
MM said: "I don't have a boyfriend." Liu Zuo almost fainted when he heard it, but he persisted this time. But there are still two lines of nosebleeds that slowly flow down, which is impressive.
MM said, "Okay, I'll bring the computer over tomorrow. I have something to do. I will leave first." She walked towards the door and suddenly turned around and said, "My name is Xia Yanning, and my English name is SMOKE. Name, it’s never too late for me to know tomorrow. Then, bye!\"
Looking at the figure that suddenly appeared and disappeared, Azhuzan said: "I have personality!\"
And Liu Zuo always repeated one sentence: "Damn it, today..."
The fart brother said: "Brother, it's not hell, but the prize is won... With such a deep look, she turned out to be a CSMM. Why didn't I date her earlier..."
Azhu said: "She is so beautiful, like a fairy. I think she is standing in our house, our place really doesn't match her."
Liu Zuo slapped his thigh and said: "Yes!-I announced as the captain that all training will be suspended this afternoon and all the staff will be engaged in cleaning. Also, all the staff will take a bath, cut their hair, and shave. ! Anyone who violates the regulations will be fined for one year of laundry!\"
In the seventh game they are from Shanghai
Beijing.
June.
Ah K came to the Internet cafe to train as usual. Xicheng and Ajie were not there, only Rabbit and the others were playing miracles. Seeing Ah K coming, the rabbit exclaimed excitedly: "Quickly, come in before Ajie and the others, you must not think of what baby I got-a soul and a blessing! I rely on, I am today What evil luck has gone... life is so good!"
Ak said: "Two broken stones will make you proud to be like that?" Rabbit said: "I am the boss now. Everyone in the first district and five servers has to respect me." Ak said: "Then Congratulations...I'm not going to miracles, I'm going to practice CS." Rabbit said: "You can play something else anyway. Anyway, you are not a first-line team member, you can't be on the front line with West City." Ak no longer Talk, sit in front of the computer and start practicing AWP maps. Rabbit and a few others grinned and grinned, and everyone started yelling and doing miracles again.
Neither Xicheng nor Ajie came this night. The rabbit and the others let out the skeletal body, soaking happily and miraculously, only Ak was practicing the gun silently. This night should have been a quiet Beijing night, no different from the past. However, near ten o'clock in the evening, something incredible happened.
Time: June 12, 2002
Location: Beijing Seattle Internet Cafe
"Boss, give us five seats."
After getting used to the slick Beijing accent, I suddenly heard the familiar Mandarin with a Shanghai accent. The owner of the Internet cafe, who was originally from Shanghai, couldn't help his heart beating. When I looked up, my eyes lit up-five young girls were standing in front of them with a smile, and a few of them occasionally covered their mouths and whispered: "God didn't know this, or sister is well informed..." "What perfume does Nun use? Ah, I bought it when I went to Hong Kong Baixiang last time?" "Nonsense, I bought it from the store in Lujiazui."
The boss stroked some gray hair, and said with some emotion in pure Shanghai dialect: "If you want to chat, you can sit at No. 30 to No. 35 in Area A."
The girls laughed while pursing their lips. They were about to talk to their boss about hometown. Although there are many Shanghainese in Beijing, they rarely have the opportunity to speak their hometown dialect. The main reason is that they can't stand the eyes of Beijingers. The tallest of the girls and the only unsmiling girl still said in Mandarin: "We are not here to chat." The boss said, "If you want to go to Lianzhong to play cards, area A is fine." The girl uttered a word. Said: "We are not here to play cards either. We are here to find the X-Files team to play."
As soon as the words came out, the originally noisy Internet cafe suddenly became quiet, and the netizens near the counter put down the mouse in their hands and looked at the 5 of them directly. The boss helped the glasses, looked at them carefully, and said slowly, "Do you know what the X-Files team does?"
The tall girl said, "I know. The X-Files team is known as the strongest team in China. It was the champion of the CS competition in Beijing last year and the champion of the North China region. Since the beginning of this year, they have been looking for teams across the country to play the challenge. The score dropped the No. 1 of all regions, and online comments said that they have become the veritable strongest team in China."
The boss said: "Then you still want them to compete?"
The girl said, "Will you give us a seat? We want a seat in the practice area of the X-Files team."
The boss stared at them for a while, slowly took out five seat cards and handed them to the tall girl.
When the rabbit returned to his seat from the toilet, his eyes were obviously dizzy, but he was extremely excited. He shook Ah K's shoulder and said, "A K, the comet hit the earth, and the sun has come out from the north. There are 5 beauties looking for us to compete."
Ak said: "Didn't I say that, I am not interested in mixing with the MM in miracle."
The rabbit said: "It's not a miracle. It's CS. There are a few people who seem to be the MM team and are asking for seats from the boss. They made it clear that they want to play with us."
Beide Wang next to him (do you remember him, he was Peter when the X-Files team played against the Nanjing Black Paradise team and the Anhui Jack team) sneered: "You think women want to be crazy-play CS with women. Are you afraid of losing your share?"
Rabbit said: "What's the shame, everyone is beautiful~" Wang Bide said: "Beauties have an ass. In CS, technology is not the face. You are not afraid of smashing your team's signature when you fight with women. , If the captain finds out, it will be a curse again!"
"Really?" A cold, crisp voice approached them.