Chapter 1100 - All kinds of beauties

Chapter 1100: All kinds of beauties
Translator: 
GodBrandy 
 Editor: 
Kurisu

A classmate came up, and asked,
Other than Classmate Shi, Song Shuhang, do you know other beauties as well? Ones that aren’t married?


I remember that last semester, someone saw Song Shuhang with a beautiful woman with long legs.


I know about her, it’s Song Shuhang’s cousin. From the moment I saw his cousin Zhao Yaya, I identified Song Shuhang as my big brother-in-law.

Song Shuhang responded,
Go die!


However, the girls around Shuhang are all of high quality. Shuhang, if you aren’t going to make a harem, introduce a few girls to your brothers.




Where can I find so many beautiful women for you guys?
Song Shuhang sighed.
While they were talking, another figure had appeared at the door of the classroom.
It was a woman that was a head taller than ordinary people. She had a hot body and wore a silk veil on her face. Although her face couldn’t be seen, the woman definitely would not disappoint with her overbearing figure and bright eyes.

Shuhang,
the tall beauty called out to Song Shuhang while holding an exquisite food container in her hand.

Someone’s looking for you again,
Gao Moumou said.

I remember you saying you don’t know any beautiful women, yet this is already the second one today.

Song Shuhang:
…

It’s Immortal Fairy Bie Xue… Why did she come here?


I’m here to give White something to eat. White Crane just ran to me and ordered a table of immortal dishes feast. Then it told me to give it to you… I heard you can give it to Fellow Daoist White, is that right?
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue smiled, went to Song Shuhang’s side, and handed him the food container.
So that’s the case…


Indeed, only when the food was for Venerable White would Immortal Fairy Bie Xue deliver it right to the door.

You can leave it to me,
Song Shuhang said.

Also…
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue leaned close to Song Shuhang’s ear, and said,
About that stallion spirit, I let it go. It had indeed been misguided when it ran to me. I’m trying to find out who was the fellow that cheated it. That stallion spirit now owes you a favor.

Song Shuhang nodded—the stallion spirit was actually able to escape a tribulation once again.
As for that favor that the stallion spirit owed him… it would already be sufficient if it didn’t come out to pollute his eyes again.

In addition, how many green onion sprouts do you have on hand? I’ll trade them from you,
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue whispered again.
I just happened to have brought a lot of spirit beast crystals.

While Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was talking, the sweet breath that escaped her mouth caused Song Shuhang’s ears to feel a little itchy.

I have some, do you want to trade now?
Song Shuhang asked—after Lady Onion went mad recently, she produced a lot of green onion sprouts, and so the number he had wasn’t few.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said,
I’ll activate an illusory technique so that we can conduct the exchange right now. I’m in urgent need of it.

She activated a small illusion technique and wrapped it around herself and Song Shuhang. Then, she took out a black box filled with spirit beasts crystals of the Third and Fourth Stages.


Song Shuhang took out all the green onion sprouts he had accumulated, which turned out to be several bundles.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said,
So many? In this case, it seems that I don’t have enough spirit beast crystals this time. I will make up for the amount I owe you next time.

Song Shuhang replied,
No problem.

The two completed the transaction with satisfaction.
Lady Onion cried and fainted in the size-reducing purse. All those green onions were hers.
However, she did not dare to cry out loudly, because Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was right next to them—she was afraid that if she cried too loudly, even her onion juice would be taken away by Immortal Fairy.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue deactivated the illusion technique after they completed their transaction. She then waved goodbye to Song Shuhang, and took elegant steps as she left.
Song Shuhang patted the size-reducing purse lightly—it was all thanks to Lady Onion that he could get so many spirit beast crystals.

Sob, sob, my green onions.
After seeing Immortal Fairy Bie Xue leave, Lady Onion burst into tears. However, her voice was contained inside the size-reducing purse.

Don’t cry. It’s useless to keep your green onions, so it’s better to exchange them for cultivation resources,
Song Shuhang said using secret sound transmission.


Lady Onion said,
Bah! Why don’t you try getting your head cut off and have it exchanged for cultivation resources? Moreover, those spirit beast crystals are useless to me.


Then, how about I give you other cultivation resources for it, such as… Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seed? Living Spring Water? Medicinal pills for cultivation? To be honest, Lady Onion, your realm has risen too slowly. Currently, you’re just at the Second Stage Realm. If it goes on like this, how am I supposed to make you my monster pet?
Song Shuhang said.

I’m sorry for practicing so slowly, dragging the motherland down.

Wait…

You little shiet, when did I become your monster pet?!

❄️❄️❄️
A classmate said asked,
Shuhang, who was that beauty just now?


It seems that I’ve fallen in love again. I lost Classmate Bai He, but I found a new love.


Boss Bie Xue, she is the owner of a hotel chain.
Song Shuhang smiled slightly, and then said,
In addition, she and Classmate Bai He are love rivals, so don’t even think about it.


…




How could this be?


But didn’t she say that Classmate Bai He ordered it from her just now?

Song Shuhang gently lifted the cover of the small food box.
It’s because it’s a meal for the one they both love.

Tubo asked,
Shuhang, would you like to introduce a beauty who isn’t in love to us?

Song Shuhang shrugged.
I really don’t know any…


Hey, Shuhang, are you done with classes?
Another enchanting fairy came in through the door of the classroom and called out to Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang:
…

What wind was blowing today? Why was everyone coming to find him at this time?
This time it was Fairy Dongfang Six, who held a motorcycle helmet in her hand. It seemed that her driver’s license had not been reissued yet. Was Snow Wolf’s Cave home still intact?

Not yet, I still have one more class.
Song Shuhang laughed.

What about Little Cai? I’ll take her out for a stroll,
Fairy Dongfang Six said. She found another good place for soul ferrying, so she prepared to bring Little Cai there.
Little Cai’s power of virtue had already taken shape, and if she were to continue on her current path, she should be able to conceal her monster qi soon.
Song Shuhang said,
Little Cai didn’t come with me today. She’s still resting at home. Seni— Elder Sister Dongfang, you can directly head to the house to look for her.

Little Cai was exhausted from yesterday due to suffering the explosions from the guided missiles and nuclear bombs. She was still sleeping and resting.

Oh, I see. Give me the keys, I’ll find her,
Fairy Dongfang Six said.
Song Shuhang took out the key and handed it to the fairy.

Also, please call me Younger Sister Dongfang next time.
Fairy Dongfang Six blinked.
I look much younger than you.

Song Shuhang:
…
 Do I look old?


See you later.
Fairy Dongfang Six left with a charming gait.
After Fairy Dongfang Six left.

Younger Sister Dongfang is so enchanting, my heart’s been beating so fast ’cause of her.


She’s simply a stunner.

Song Shuhang calmly said,
Don’t think about it, this person also already has a partner.

It was said that Tian Mountain Range Sect’s gentleman, Liu Long, had always been in love with Fairy Dongfang Six, although he had yet to obtain her heart.
Tubo said,
So, give us a girl who doesn’t have a partner yet.


Don’t think about it, I—
Just as Song Shuhang was halfway through what he was saying, another figure appeared at the door, exuding a gentle wave of power.
Song Shuhang paused.
Another one?

Which senior is it this time?

Song Shuhang turned his head and looked towards the door.
Then, he saw a woman in a white suit standing at the door, looking around the classroom with a smile.
Was it another one looking for him?

Who is it this time?
Gao Moumou prodded Song Shuhang.

I don’t know this time.
Song Shuhang shook his head.
At this time, the woman in the small white suit saw Song Shuhang. She smiled slightly and walked towards Song Shuhang with graceful steps.
Song Shuhang noticed that for every step she took, the distance she covered was the same, just as if she was using a ruler.
After a few steps, she had already arrived near Song Shuhang.

Seni— Mister.

Halfway through her words, the elegant woman in a white suit and high heels stumbled and fell to the ground.

Be careful!
Song Shuhang reached out subconsciously, ready to help her.
But at this moment, he saw the woman stretch out her hand to support herself; her entire body bounced up high, then she somersaulted, and was able to stand firmly on the ground with a slam.
Song Shuhang’s classroom was suddenly silent.
This one’s movements belonged to a world-class gymnast. Moreover, this woman was even wearing high heels.
This was a really good-looking beauty!

It’s awful wearing these shoes, just which fool invented them?
the woman in a white suit murmured.
Song Shuhang:
…

Wearing high heels was uncomfortable, but when a beauty put them on, she would become very eye-catching. It was said that when that thing was first invented, it was also worn by men? Haha…
Song Shuhang asked,
Ahem, hello, who are you looking for?


Looking for you, mister.
The woman in a white suit raised her head and revealed a gentle smile. She had addressed him with ‘mister’.
Song Shuhang asked,
Stamp?


What?
The woman in a white suit was confused.
It seemed like she wasn’t someone introduced by the fellow daoists from the group. Then why was this fairy who he didn’t know looking for him…?

Although I don’t know what you mean by ‘stamp’, the reason I’m looking for you is something else,
the woman in a white suit said as she slightly released the spiritual energy in her body.
From the spiritual energy she released, the auras of many kinds of spirit beasts could be felt, and there seem to be 33 different kinds.
Song Shuhang immediately recognized it—the ❮Thirty-Three Divine Beasts ‘Technique❯’s aura!

Do you have time? I would like to discuss something,
the woman in a white suit said.
She came to see Song Shuhang as a junior. It was clear that she had seen Song Shuhang’s ‘show of divinity’.

Come with me,
Song Shuhang said.
He stood up, and again said to Gao Moumou,
Old Gao, when that little girl Chu Chu and Doudou finish their call, tell her to wait for me.


Okay,
Gao Moumou said.
Song Shuhang stood up and walked towards the roof of the school with the woman in a white suit.

Why are you looking for me?
Song Shuhang asked through secret sound transmission as they walked.

I came to look for Senior because my disciple seems to be here with you,
the woman in a white suit said.