Chapter 1040: Funny face

Naruto's food is simply so good, it's been a long time since I had two big bowls at the same meal.
So when Xiao Yan smiled and asked, "Are you full?"
Naruto replied: "Although I can still eat, but the two bowls of the most expensive ramen, I am super satisfied."
Xiao Yan smiled and said, "That's fine. See you tomorrow."
Saying that Xiao Yan left.
Naruto was surprised and said: "What a weird person, I haven't thanked him well yet."
Although Naruto thought Prophet Xiao Yan was weird, he didn't think too much, just went back to sleep.
I used to be empty, lonely and cold, but this time because of the delicious food in my stomach, I feel that life has begun to develop towards a delicious life.
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The next day, Naruto ran to a small forest outside the village to learn ninjutsu.
"The prophet said he would take the initiative to look for me. Isn't he lying to me?"
Just when Naruto was so suspicious, Prophet Xiao Yan actually appeared. He smiled behind Naruto and said, "I've come so early, have you eaten?"
"not yet!"
Naruto said: "I'm afraid you lied to me because I came early."
"I have two meat buns here that I can't eat. You can help me solve them." Prophet Xiao Yan said, but two big meat buns were thrown, one of which was as big as a fist. Of course Naruto was shocked.
"Here, for me?"
Prophet Xiao Yan smiled and said, "Hurry up, I'm afraid that with your stupid IQ, you won't be able to teach you ninjutsu in one day."
Speaking, still feeling. "It's really not easy to make some money these years."
Naruto took a bite and stopped.
After all, meat buns are not a ramen.
Naruto prefers ramen. Although the meat buns are delicious, he is not really an idiot.
So he just questioned: "Who are you? Why do you want to help me like this?"
Xiao Yan smiled and said, "I am a prophet. I can know the future."
Naruto asked suspiciously, "So, what is your purpose for helping me?"
"No purpose, just boring."
Xiao Yan smiled and said, "Why, do you still want to learn ninjutsu?"
Naruto quickly finished the meat buns and said, "I want to learn."
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Then it started the story of prophet Xiao Yan teaching Naruto ninjutsu.
Jieyin was quite normal at first, but soon Naruto felt abnormal.
"What the hell? What kind of ninjutsu did you teach me?"
Naruto yelled.
Xiao Yan smiled and said, "It's your future fame ninjutsu-the art of seduction."
It turned out that in this ninja world, Naruto's seduction technique was actually taught by Xiao Yan.
"Bah! You are a pervert, you taught me this kind of ninjutsu."
Xiao Yan smiled and said: "Don't underestimate this ninjutsu, it is super invincible to most men. And if you think about it, if you turn into a beautiful woman, can you still do a lot of things..."
"Shameless!"
Naruto even blushed, but he immediately turned into a funny face and said, "But I like it."
Then Naruto started his study.
He is very hardworking, and he does have genes in this area. He learns very fast, which is simply impressive.
"It's not bad, it's more sexy, yes, it's like this..."
Under the guidance of the prophet Xiao Yan, Naruto's seduction technique was more impressive than in the original drama.
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Soon, it was the day that Iruka said that the three generations of Hokage spot check exams.
The third generation of Hokage certainly cares about Naruto's situation.
So it is to arrange Naruto exams.
Naruto was not afraid of Iruka and the third generation of Hokage, but wiped his nose, and said with a remarkable look of himself: "I recently learned a new ninjutsu, just because it will scare you to death."
Iruka immediately said solemnly: "Naruto, face Hokage-sama a little more respect and accept your little temper."
Three generations of Naruto with a pipe in his mouth, he smiled and said: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm just curious, what ninjutsu you learned, and you want to scare us to death, let's take a look."
Naruto hesitated and said: "I can use it, but don't regret it when you watch it."
Three generations of Naruto said: "It's just a ninjutsu, what can I regret?"
"Okay, don't close your eyes! I'm going to start showing it." Naruto said that it was Quick Jieyin.
The three generations of Hokage and Iruka looked at each other in surprise. When is this kid Jieyin so fast?
"Uzumaki Naruto's super invincible ninjutsu-the art of seduction."
As he spoke, there was a bang, smoke filled, and then a beautiful blond woman with a beautiful body appeared.
Then Naruto also scratched his head and blew a kiss.
"what--"
"what--"
The three generations of Hokage and Iluka both lost their eyeballs, sprayed 3,000 feet with nosebleeds, and fell to the ground.
Naruto mocked: "Humph! It's all a bunch of stinky men."
But he also knew that this ninjutsu would surely provoke the blame from the three generations of Naruto and Iluka, so he quickly slipped away.
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The three generations of Naruto and Iluka almost lost too much blood.
The two wiped their nosebleeds and sat up. The third generation of Hokage picked up the pipe, his hands still trembling, and said, "How can this Naruto stinky boy use this kind of ninjutsu?"
The three generations of Hokage calmed down, forgetting Naruto's transformed beauty, and then recalled: "He said he just learned recently, who did he learn from?"
Seeing the eyes of the three generations of Naruto-sama swiftly looked over, Iluka immediately shook his head, and the hair on the back of his head stood upright, and hurriedly pushed his hand to explain in a hurry, "Naruto-sama, I didn't teach it. How could I do this kind of ninjutsu?!"
"Who is that?"
The three generations of Naruto immediately thought of his good apprentice Jiraiya, but after thinking about it, Jiraiya did not have this ability to develop such a practical ninjutsu, who is it?
The three generations of Hokage are naturally superior in IQ. He asked: "Iruka, check it out, who is closer to Naruto recently."
This kind of ninjutsu, in the impression of the three generations of Naruto, there should not be that ninja in the village.
Even Kakashi’s Thousand-Year Kill is not as powerful as this.
Iluka took the order, and when he was about to leave to investigate, he suddenly thought of something and guessed: "Hokage-sama, recently there was a man claiming to be a prophet in the village. He seems to be more concerned about Naruto... Is it true? he?"
The third generation of Hokage was silent for a while, and said: "You and I know the identity of Naruto, we must find out the details of this person, whether it is an enemy or a friend."
"Yes!"
Iluka took the order and left.
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On Naruto's side, he felt particularly excited when he thought of the surprise scenes of the third generation of Hokage and Iruka with nosebleeds.
Mr. Prophet really taught him a super ninjutsu~EbookFREE.me~ So Naruto immediately went to Mr. Prophet to learn more powerful ninjutsu.
However, at this time, he met Konoha Maru.
Here is the plot of the second episode of the original drama. The leader of each generation of Konoha Village is called "Naruto". Only the strongest ninja can have this honor. "Sarutobi" is now the third generation of Hokage, and he has a grandson named "Konoha Maru." After finally graduating from the ninja school, Naruto met Konoha Maru just after he got the ninja certificate from the school. Konohamaru called Naruto "Boss" when she spoke, and followed Naruto all the time. This is because only Naruto did not treat him as a "Grandson of Naruto", and Konohamaru's goal is to become a respected "Naruto"
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Of course, due to the appearance of Prophet Xiao Yan, the original plot naturally has some changes.
However, Naruto still met Konoha Maru.
Naruto is proud, and Konoha Maru is also arrogant. The two actually quarreled directly on the street, and then they decided to fight, whoever wins will be the boss.