Chapter 178: joke

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The game started and the Xian team served.
Jibei inch head dribble with his head down to the bottom line.
As soon as he looked up, he saw Li Zheng who was impatient.
Although he didn't want to give Li Zheng the ball, this distance was too close.
Never give it to Li Zheng again, for fear of having to kiss him up.
Jibei fellow had no choice but to send the ball to Li Zheng's arms.
Li Zheng got the ball.
Just go to your mother's.
game? victory?
Laozi is cool.
In the case that the teammates have not yet reacted, he has dribbled to the other half as a wild ass.
A person who really plays basketball doesn't need to look at what he shoots. He only needs to watch a two-second dribble to judge the strength of a person.
Therefore, if ordinary idols want to rely on such things as "like to play basketball", they will inevitably be scolded by basketball men and never dare to touch basketball again.
In front of him, Li Zheng's sudden attack was not only stretched and sexy, but also full of bursting impact.
Straight to the sweet team directly.
Not good!
This is very good.
If it were usual, it was not difficult for Li Zheng to ride into the lane alone.
But now, how can a sweet team member who has not seen a girl for a long time be ashamed in front of this super cute sister.
All of a sudden, several people rushed to Li Zheng like a pack of wolves.
However, at a distance of three or four meters from the three-point line.
Li Zheng jumped directly.
Basketball raised his head high, staring intently, and shot confidently.
call.
The ball rolled across every inch of the wind.
This is a super long distance three-pointer.
Not only elegant, but also overbearing.
The sweet team members stopped stiffly, raised their heads, and watched the basketball traverse a huge arc over their heads.
then.
With a loud crash.
Three non-stick!
Less than half a meter away from the basket.
Not even the root hair.
Directly out of the bottom line.
And Li Zheng, confidently blowing some messy bangs, turned around and ran dashing towards his own half, "Wait a bit, I'm sorry."
The crowd headed by Wei Dongyang laughed.
"Hahaha, I pretended to be pretty."
"I almost believed it."
"You are done, wait to eat sweet tofu brain."
Just when they laughed and scolded Zhenghuan.
The young girl at the side of the court suddenly dropped her luggage, rushed into the basketball court with a bottle of beverage, and ran all the way to Li Zheng, smiling with her hands up.
"Master drinks water~~"
Suddenly.
Including the Xian team.
All positions are soft.
The ridiculed expression was instantly frozen.
Then a little, a little, a little, it hung down.
That qi was vented forever.
Li Zheng also looked at this girl in a random way: "Xiao Ke?"
"Hahahaha!" Zhang Xiaoke raised his hand and grabbed Li Zheng's decadent hair. "Look, what are you doing? Look, I'm sorry for you, and I'll send you supplies, not praise I?"
"Praise!" Li Zheng's whole body shone, and immediately turned his head and shouted, "You fight, my classmates are here!"
After all, he and Zhang Xiaoke walked to the sidelines together.
No one on the court answered him.
I thought I was reading a joke.
It turned out to be my own joke.
Laughed and laughed, and cried out.
Such a cute girl...
Not far away...
Return classmates...
Classmates...
Li Zheng and Xiao Ke came to the sidelines and had not seen them for many days.
Of course, given the current situation, even if Qiao Bixia is here, he will probably be overjoyed.
"If you come, you can bring something." Li Zheng looked at Zhang Xiaoke's suitcase for the first time.
"Isn't it pity you?" Zhang Xiaoke bent over and leaned in front of Li Zheng to take a closer look. "The words... your temperament has changed... who bullied you... so pitiful..."
"Everyone is bullying me..." Li Zheng was scratched again, and he bowed his head sadly. "They don't let me do physics questions, they don't let me read comics, they don't let me rest... I can only learn chemistry... If it weren’t for art support, I’m afraid it would have split my personality long ago..."
"Don't cry, don't cry, Master posted." Zhang Xiaoke spread his arms and hugged Li Zheng with maternality.
"What is a post?"
"Hey, it's just posting, like me, pretending to hug, the post is right."
"Oh, that post." Li Zheng also hugged Xiaoke from a distance. Although he didn't have any contact, he still felt the extraordinarily strong mentorship and seemed to have absorbed some of Xiaoke's vitality.
Zhang Xiaoke jumped forward and asked with a smile, "Is it better?"
"Um... much better..." Li Zhengchang breathed a sigh of relief, and finally returned to some strength, pulling the suitcase lane, "Go, go to my room to talk."
Zhang Xiaoke quickly thumped Li Zheng's back: "You will be misunderstood when you whisper."
In this way, in the strong onlookers of more than a dozen inch men.
The two talked, laughed, clashed, and went away.
Boom.
The basketball in Wei Dongyang's hand fell to the ground.
Boom.
Boom Boom Boom.
Half a minute of kung fu, more than a dozen inches, all looked at a certain direction with regret, and no one spoke.
Or Lu Dong opened his mouth first and said: "Xian team... come on... substitute..."
Several substitutes did not move.
This game seems to have lost all meaning.
"Your mother..." Wei Dongyang squatted on the spot and raised his head, "Why..."
Looking at him, all the positions in the audience went to fighting spirit.
It's not just basketball that loses its meaning.
What's the point of the contract of this great elite?
Okay, let's dedicate our youth to chemistry together...
Li Zheng forced...
This is...
Finally, an inch thumped on the basketball rack and cried out, "You can't let this force you to Prague!"
Suddenly, there was a response.
"Fuck you, you can't lose anymore!"
"Play basketball, learn!"
"Go to Shi Yang and do it!"
Li Zheng did not know.
Although he himself refused.
But it has indirectly improved my country's overall chemical level.
...
Li Zheng and Zhang Xiaoke walked all the way back to the lobby, and they added a lot of energy between them.
Zhang Xiaoke originally wanted to secretly call everyone to come together to give Li Zheng blood for a weekend.
But Lin Yuejing and Jiang Qinghua are preparing for the physics competition, Xu Mengxi and Qiao Bixia are preparing for the college entrance examination, and only one Liu Xin can be called.
Although Zhang Xiaoke didn't have any opinions on Liu Xin, but he and Liu Xin were traveling to Ludong together. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't convince themselves.
Finally, I had to bring my mother together.
But my mother was also a caring person. Before you traveled, I specially told Lao Li to help me change some clothes.
How could there be such a good person?
In the hotel lobby, Li Zheng saw the mother who had just received the room card after checking in.
On the surface, it looks like a mature and thoughtful version of Zhang Xiaoke, transforming vitality into charm.
But look carefully.
This is a master.
On this trip, my mother walked with a handsome leather style.
Short black leather jacket, high-top cowboy leather boots, plus a large sunglasses.
The finishing touch is that the leather coat is actually a light gray pullover.
The two things that were completely unmatched together gave birth to a cool taste.
But my mother was just the opposite. Seeing the gloomy Li Zheng with only two words, she wanted to cry.
"Xiao Ke is coming to visit, I'm still afraid of delaying your training." But Mom took off her sunglasses and looked at Li Zheng with sympathy. "Who is this bullying you, did you tell the family?"
"No... I just did more questions." Although Li Zheng and Ke's mother met for the first time, they felt very cordial. "Auntie hard, let's take a trip."
"It's okay, there is an agent here, by the way." But the mother handed a room card to her daughter, patted her and said, "You can send things to Li Zheng first, watch the time Almost, I will take you to dinner."
"I know, you know, go away, don't disturb us." Zhang Xiao could push his mother to the side.
"Okay you, unload the grind to kill the donkey." But the mother smiled and didn't resist. She was pushed away and thought of it. "You can also play in the hotel, just report my room number. If nothing else, Li Zheng, at least send it out."
"Thank you aunt."
Zhang Xiaoke walked away from his mother and pushed Li Zheng into the elevator quickly before he was relieved.
"Your mother is so nice." Li Zheng pursed her lips and tasted, "Want to talk about what to wear, what are you doing so anxiously?"
"Don't you feel strange?" Zhang Xiaoke turned his head to his chest, "What's she doing so good to you, so strange."
"It should be the same table that my parents will sit with my dad." Li Zheng said with a cheek. "Tiger has no father. Old Li's emotional intelligence is very high, and he must have had a good relationship with your mother at that time."
"Quick stop, even weirder."
The "ding" sounded and the elevator reached the floor.
The two walked all the way to the door of Li Zheng's room, only to find that the door was open, presumably Shi Yang was back.
As soon as he entered the door, Shi Yang shouted inside: "Ha! You Li Zheng, did you take advantage of the afternoon vacation to hook up with your sister?"
Before Li Zheng could answer, Shi Yang emerged from the wall and raised her eyebrows in a frivolous way: "People like this are not called Laozi... Laozi... Laozi..."
The moment Shi Yang discovered Zhang Xiaoke, his eyebrows froze at a high point.
Mouth closed.
The face began to deform visually.
"what……"
Eventually, he yelled like a chicken and shrank back.
Li Zheng looked back at Zhang Xiaoke.
The latter was already full of disdain, crooked his mouth, and looked like a dog.
This disgusting expression has undoubtedly sentenced Shi Yang to death.
It is indeed Shi Yang, who can be filled with goodwill in the opposite direction as soon as he meets.
Li Zheng dragged his suitcase into the house and carried an embarrassing introduction: "This is my classmate, come and send me clothes. This is the chemical gangster in a city school."
Shi Yang sat in front of the bed and dared not look directly at Zhang Xiaoke.
But even so, the cute little face and cute dress were deeply imprinted on his mind.
no doubt……
This must be Lin Yuejing...
God... the top ten in the city of chemistry is so cute...
You have to get to know it.
Despite this, Shi Yang still dared not look at her, just leaned over and bowed her head, pretending to wear shoes handsomely: "You... hello... My name is Shi Yang, and the goal is Icho World Champion, hum."
This self-introduction instantly reduced Zhang Xiaoke's impression of him.
Zhang Xiaoke didn't even tell him his name, but turned his head to his back and barely "huh".
In this unusual embarrassment, Li Zheng put down his suitcase and squatted on the ground while pulling a cable, while rushing to Shi Yang said: "You rest yours, we will put down and leave."
"I...this, I still...go out..." Shi Yang swallowed and walked past Zhang Xiaoke, but his eyes unconsciously swiped down, glancing at Zhang Xiaoke's stockings thigh.
"Woo..." Zhang Xiaoke stepped back alertly, "Okay, you go out."
"..." Shi Yang shivered, wiped his face, and walked out wronged.
This... certainly can't help but take a look.
You dress like this, who can stand it?
"Wait." Li Zheng suddenly raised his hand.
"Oh?" Shi Yang Men looked back.
Worthy of being a good brother, and having a sister together, let me stay for a while.
"Bring a bottle of water." Li Zheng picked up a bottle of mineral water on the table and threw it to Shi Yang. "Go to the backyard to play with them. Don't wait for me for dinner."
Shi Yang trembled and took the mineral water.
Looking at Li Zheng, his teeth couldn't help but clenched.
Fake, all are fake.
So is the school sister, and the cute girl.
It's all fake, you won't even take me to play.
All are superficial brothers, all plastic love.
But even if Shi Yang was sore, he just turned around and ran away.
In his world, I am afraid that there is nothing more painful than giving the brother a room.
This was hard enough, but Shi Yang went out and ran out of two steps. He listened to "Boom" and the door was smashed to death.
As soon as he turned around, he saw the "Do Not Disturb" warning light come on.
This scene can be described as worse.
Good for you, Li Zheng!
Are you so urgent with Lin Yuejing?
Obviously is the top ten chemical cute girl in the city.
Oh shit……
Believe it or not...
Believe it or not...
Tell the teacher!
...
In the room, after Zhang Xiaoke smashed the door, he was still angry: "What kind of roommate are you, so disgusting..."
"Shi Bao'er, he's just low in EQ, he doesn't know how to hide his desires."
"Then you can't look at people's legs first." Zhang Xiaoke cursed hips.
"That's the case, but you're so...cute..." Li Zheng coughed and said, "I also tried very hard to be restrained before I looked down."
"Oh?" Zhang Xiaoke sat down at the end of the bed and raised his eyebrows. "Master, do you have seven emotions and six desires?"
"..." Li Zheng's expression burned.
Zhang Xiaoke looked at him with a big smile, shaking his legs happily: "Haha, let you see it."
"Enough!" Li Zheng cursed with his head down. "You are a double label. Why do you have a bag? Oh no, Shi Bao'er is so insignificant, I can just watch it casually, not because I am handsome."
"vomit!!!"
Looking at Zhang Xiaoke's nausea, Li Zheng felt comfortable.
Finally licked his lips and opened the suitcase.
Wow!
Golden epic supplies!
The 2018 edition of "Science Fiction World".
Two big stacks of "Volleyball Boys" cartoons.
Two large stacks of physics competition teaching materials & exercises.
Two packs of clothes change.
A new set of painting tools.
The most critical.
There is also a pair of slippers.
The hotel's paper slippers can die.
"I'm here... I'm alive..." Li Zheng stroked those books and gasped and raised his head, "Speak, what do you want? Anything, as long as I have, anything can be given to you."
"?????" Zhang Xiaoke stunned and jumped into the bathroom. "I'll go to the bathroom first..."
Two minutes later, when Zhang Xiaoke finished sorting it out, Li Zheng had already transferred the contents of the box and was opening the bag containing the clothes.
"Wait!" Zhang Xiaoke jumped up again.
However, she was late.
At this time, Li Zheng had already pulled out a pair of cotton briefs with black dots and yellow dots from the bag.
A closer look reveals that this turned out to be a Pikachu's head.
This head, along with the two long ears on the left and right, just make up the complete body of the briefs.
"I have this?" Li Zheng looked down blankly, looking at the clothes bag.
Wow!
New world!
Even Li Zheng, also blushing pretty, panicked.
He didn't have time to put down something to say apology, Zhang Xiaoke had sprinted and crashed over.
"Give me amnesia!"
Li Zheng was directly knocked over on the bed, he could not have imagined that Zhang Xiaoke had such great energy.
At the same time, Zhang Xiaoke also inserted a Feiyun hand, grabbed Pikachu, and then squeezed back the bag at the speed of light, then tied the bag at the speed of light and stuffed it back into the suitcase.
After that, there was only silence.
Zhang Xiaoke didn't raise his head, gasped silently, and could not see his face at all.
"I'm sorry..." Li Zheng swallowed dryly, "I thought it was all my clothes..."
"Shut up..." Zhang Xiaoke still didn't look up, whispered in a terrible voice, "Speak it, and kill you."
"I know, absolutely don't say..." Li Zheng nodded again and again, "This is actually nothing, Pikachu's underwear is nothing shameful, my dad still wears red Superman boxers..."
"To shut up!"
"..."
After Zhang Xiaoke locked the box, he entered the bathroom again.
Sitting on the toilet lid, kicking his legs wildly and waving his arms.
Ahhhh!
I knew I had to change a belt.
After a long time, she wiped her face and came out again.
Li Zheng was sitting in front of the writing desk, not moving, but murmured, "I thought for a moment... or give you a secret to compensate for the loss, Teacher Tang she..."
"Shut up, this thing has passed." Zhang Xiaoke sat on the bed with hatred, "I will not mention it in the future!"
"it is good……"
After a moment of silent stalemate.
"What's wrong with Teacher Tang?" Zhang Xiaoke finally couldn't help it.
"I only tell you, you are not allowed to tell others."
"Uh um, my mouth is the strictest, and here is where the secret ends."
A few minutes later, Zhang Xiaoke, who collected the new secret, finally relaxed.
"Aha, no wonder no stockings have been worn recently."
"Oh? Is it the reason of the stockings?"
"Yeah, stockings are the most smelly." Zhang Xiaoke thought for a while, and then added busy, "Except for me, I'm sweating a little."
"Okay, don't laugh at people's shortcomings, everyone has shortcomings." Li Zheng shook his head and sighed, "For example, I have been so low in understanding for so many years and I learn slowly..."
"Shut up!" Zhang Xiaoke stopped Li Zheng in time, then sat on the bed and swayed his legs, said sideways, "You just said, as long as you have what I want, can I?"
"Well, say it."
"Then..." Zhang Xiaoke swallowed and turned his head. "Spend some time with me..."
"time?"
"Just... take me to study..." Zhang Xiaoke turned his head again, "That's it... after using your system feedback special learning method... I was not careful about my recent monthly exam , Took the 10th place..."
"congratulations!"
"Yeah, I didn't expect it...so...I want to try it." Zhang Xiaoke leaned back and lay down on the bed with his arms spread out. "After all, I also put myself into Rendafu by myself... …Maybe it’s been too long since I haven’t been confident... Now that I’m in the top ten now, I want to really try again... Although I can’t compare with Master, then I also want to try to challenge Jingbei!

"This is a good thing, of course." Li Zheng reminded, "But you also have to look at yourself correctly. The only reason you can make the top ten is that I didn't take the exam."
"Fuck!" Zhang Xiaoke got up and scolded again. "Speaking of this, he didn't take the test quietly, he was angry."
"Why is she?"
"She said she didn't have any fighting spirit, so she just learned physics at home." Zhang Xiaoke spoke out and spread his arms. "The principal can't take her..."
"Well, it is indeed Lord Ye." Li Zheng couldn't help but raise his finger. "Okay, let's talk about your things first. After I return to the training camp, I will conduct a more comprehensive investigation and special training for you. "
"This is what I want." Zhang Xiaoke got up and said with joy, "Xu Mengxi also took the second place in the grade in the monthly exam. You are not allowed to teach others."
"This is very tiring, it will take dozens of hours." Li Zheng waved his hands and smiled, "It's okay, it's time to pass on the power."
"Okay, let's hang out." Zhang Xiaoke grabbed Li Zheng and pushed out, "Bowling? Ping Pong? Swimming?"
"Hmm..." Li Zheng thought for a while and said, "Why not go shopping? It's been a long time."
"???
"Even if you don't want to..."
"I have served you." Zhang Xiaoke had no choice but to spread his arms. "Just be your haircut."
"OK, call your mother together."
"???