Chapter 356: One day on the left, one day on the right

Although it is a professional configuration.
Although it is a top team.
But in the end, it was just a meal of ramen.
During the dinner, the generous leader promptly stopped Lin Moming's act of stuffing the cashier with dollars.
Only then did he know that after Lin Moming came...
In fact, I have been paying in US dollars.
And has never been rejected.
It turns out that this land is no longer so simple.
With this in mind, the leader set up an underground bank on the spot, and received 100 US dollars from Lin Moming and exchanged 650 yuan for her.
After that, Lin Moming gave another 200 RMB to the leader, insisting on paying the bill.
Inside and out, the leaders themselves don't know how much they have earned. Anyway, there is an illusion that they don't have to work this month.
Lin Moming just made ramen with everyone, like an old ramen party.
There is a sense of accomplishment of joining a criminal gang.
In this way, no one can underestimate her anymore!
Li Zheng couldn't stand it. He took a sip of the soup and asked, "Didn't my roommate tell you about bank exchanges and Alipay registration?"
"No...I...I know, um, Alipay, I know." Lin Moming nodded very understandingly.
In fact, the roommates completely regarded her as a child.
Knead, walk, hug, and help her take a bath. When I see her, I won't say anything serious.
Especially for a roommate from the northeast, she must let her experience an activity called "scrubbing" and insisted that it was a must for "social people".
Lin Moming thought about it, and couldn't help but close her eyes and trembled.
Now the back is still swollen...
The eldest sister started too hard.
Chang Keqing also couldn't see it, so she took out her mobile phone to operate it: "There is a survival strategy in the foreign student group, and I will help you ask it."
"Ah..." Lin Moming's eyes suddenly beamed, it was the light of the right way.
Li Zheng also took the opportunity to take out his mobile phone: "Just so, let's build a small group first and add friends to each other."
"Wait." The leader suddenly put down the noodle bowl and raised his hand. "To build an organization, you must first have a resounding name."
"The Yingpei study group is just fine." Li Zheng said.
"No, no, no, I know you don't care, but this kind of thing is very important to us." The leader turned to look at the other three people, "A group name with a sense of honor will directly affect everyone's research status. Everyone agrees with that?"
Several people nodded in approval.
"That's it." The leader said, "First pull us into the group, and then everyone will have a name, how about discussing mutual investment?"
"Good!" Lin Moming was the first to clap his hands. As a result, the nature of the criminal organization became stronger.
So, after three minutes, everyone put forward their own ideas.
Li Zheng: Ying Pei Study Group.
Chang Keqing: Wei Xiao.
Massacre: Wings of Freedom.
Lin Moming: The margin of science.
Mo Nian: Enlightenment. Tao.
Five people, looking at these five names.
In the first time, the "English Pei Study Group" was rejected as a candidate.
Even Li Zheng kicked himself.
"Wonderful!" He caught the senior sister's "Weiyu" at a glance, and said his unbelievable love, repeatedly savoring, "Yu, meaning of running horizontally and horizontally, homophonic with'thing', materialism, Weiyu, senior sister That's great!"
Chang Keqing only nodded slightly.
Friends fellow! Wonderful!
The upper-class soulmates, the lower-class friends.
I am afraid that other places are also in the same way.
Ah... I can't get it!
No more, no more!
Next to him, Mo Nian nodded steadily: "I also like Weiyu, but the scientific margin is cooler."
"Right, right!" Lin Moming started groping around on the spot, thinking about filling in money to bribe the election, "Uncle has more taste than he looks."
"This is intentional." Mo Nian smiled and dusted his vest, "In order to keep the girl away from me."
"Haha, how can anyone be like this?"
"You are too young to understand." Mo Nian sighed, "I am a sleeping monster."
"Haha, I am also a monster, I am fierce." Lin Moming gestured, "Wula!"
Even though Lin Moming looked cute, Mo Nian didn't have any distracting thoughts in his mind. Instead, a strong fatherhood radiated, and then there was a panic: "I...I don't know what to say, I'm afraid you hate me... …"
"How come, Uncle is obviously a very good person."
"I...I don't deserve..." Mo Nian turned away.
"What are you doing, what are you doing?" The leader was angry on the spot, and scolded, "You all have a bad name, is Wings of Freedom bad?"
"Calm down, Brother Tu calmly." Li Zheng explained, "That's the name of the guerrilla team... We are a legitimate scientific research activity."
"Scientific research can also create a guerrilla style." The leader waved his arm.
"Friends, what do you see here?"
"The atmosphere of learning? Interesting soul?"
"Do not!"
"I can't see it!"
"I only saw the invisible evil mist, I only saw the corruption that quietly entered the marrow."
"The evil mist originated from the oppression of the scholar clan."
"Corruption comes from the shackles of the system."
"Isn't it enough for the majority of graduate and doctoral students to be enslaved?"
"Could it be that our goal is to become a member of the scholarly clan and transform the shackles of the body system?"
"Are we fighting to enslave more latecomers?"
"I don't agree, it's not free!"
moment.
The whole restaurant is quiet.
The people around suddenly stopped eating.
Either in astonishment, or looked at the leader with admiration.
Especially the senior and senior graduate students among them, the chopsticks have to be unstable.
They were full of blood, looking at Tu Yikou together.
That's the look of the leader.
It is more to see the eyes of the "dismissed" person.
I have to say that their vision is really accurate.
In this horrible stagnation, Li Zheng resisted the pressure and raised his hand: "Don't kill brother like this, although you don't care, we don't want to go to college twice..."
"It's too much, it's too much." Tu Yikou also knew that he had failed, and he retracted his head and whispered, "I mean, the name Wings of Freedom will remind us of our original beliefs, and will not lead us to a wrong path. "
"Okay, I understand. Let's vote." Li Zheng shook his phone and said, "Two have been ruled out. Vote in Weiyu, Wings of Freedom and Margin of Science."
After a few people responded, they quickly presented their choice.
Li Zheng: Wei Yu
Chang Keqing: Weiyu
Mo Nian: The Margin of Science
Lin Moming: The Margin of Science
Slaughterer: Wings of Freedom
As a result, Wings of Freedom was eliminated and had to go to the next round of voting.
Although the leader was very upset when he was fucked, he felt refreshed again when he thought that it was essentially everyone who looked at him now and let him decide the name and result.
In the end, the margin of science wins.
No way, the name looks more free.
This is also the only result that five people can accept.
After the meal, they moved to the discussion room on the ground floor of the academy. After Li Zheng explained the subject in more detail, Chang Keqing took over the project application copywriting work. According to the smoothest plan, they will be accepted by the college in 3 days. The instructor, please go to discuss the project.
At 9 o'clock in the evening, five people were separated on the third floor of the stairs, and the boys and girls went back to their homes.
Lin Moming followed Chang Keqing up the stairs, wishing to go slower.
Chang Keqing naturally realized it, and stopped at the top of the fourth floor where she was on the stairs and asked, "What else?"
"No, no." Lin Moming smirked and shook his head, "I just like the feeling of doing big things with everyone."
"According to my experience, the success rate of this project is less than 5%." Chang Keqing stroked Lin Moming's hair and said, "There is not even a big chance of approving the project."
"Then I sponsor, I have money."
"Personal funding also has a process." Chang Keqing squatted in front of Lin Moming and laughed softly, "Generally, at least 500,000 yuan or more will be donated to the college, and the college must negotiate with the college to specify that it will be used for a certain topic. "
"500,000?" Lin Moming shivered, "I... I have five thousand... can't I use it first?"
"Okay, this is all your parents' money." Chang Keqing smiled and stood up, "Li Zheng and I will find ways to increase the pass rate. Just do your job well, but don't become the unreliable one. people."
"I'm the most reliable!" Lin Moming waved his fist and nodded, "It's a big deal... I asked my father for some money, 500,000... So I was kidnapped, that Uncle Mo looks like a kidnapper."
"Okay." Chang Keqing smiled helplessly, "That is the final plan, and Li Zheng and I must allow it to be implemented."
"it is good!"
"Then I went back to the dormitory?" Chang Keqing turned slightly and swiped his card to open the corridor door.
"Hmm..." Lin Moming was visibly lost, and his entire head began to droop.
"..." Chang Keqing hesitated for a moment, and finally sighed, "My roommate is going home to live tonight. Would you like to move over for one day, let's talk about the subject?"
"Okay!!!" Lin Moming jumped up excitedly, then turned and climbed up the stairs, "I'll go hold the bedding and wait for me! I must wait for me!"
"Look at your feet, don't fall..."
Huh.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"
As for the boys, there is not so much nonsense.
At this time, there is only one theme
Line up for a bath!
This time, Mo Nian took the lead.
Li Zheng and the leader can only endure, bragging on the balcony while enduring, listening to the leader smoking a cigarette and telling stories that he couldn't finish back then.
"I learn things and never need to read books."
"When I play games, I sell strategies by myself."
"When was the first time you played with machinery?"
"It should be my dad's Sanbengzi. Do you know Sanbengzi? It's the kind of diesel tricycle that drives boom boom boom."
"Yes, I dismantled it, and never got back to it again..."
"That must be beaten."
"But when the third car was taken apart, I finally figured it out..."
"Later, people in the county asked me to repair the car. I was cheaper than the county repair shop."
"Don't look at me like this, I've never been short of money."
"But... it's still the most comfortable way to exchange foreign currency for that little rich woman today."
"Hey, I have fallen too."
"Brother, the rich woman degenerates."
While chatting, Yang Jun returned to the dormitory out of breath, looking quite complete.
After chatting, I realized that he met all the standards of all poor students. The college asked him to apply for a student grant, apply for a job as a computer room network manager, and also went to the bank to apply for a student loan, which was 10,000 yuan inside and outside. .
Yang Jun, Li Zheng and Tu Yikou leaned together on the balcony, feeling excited: "The country is really good... the country is really good!"
"That's right." The leader rarely recognized the government and embraced Yang Jun and pointed in a distant direction. "If you were in the North American imperialist slavery gang, you would never have any chance of turning over in your life."
"Huh?!" Yang Jun said in surprise, "Is there still slavery in North America? Hasn't it been Lincoln..."
"It's a rhetorical technique." Li Zheng nodded cautiously, "Brother Tu uses exaggerated rhetoric well."
"It's not an exaggeration. The gangs are always gangs." Tu Yikou held a cigarette and grabbed Yang Jun's shoulders, and said with earnest heart, "Army, of course a person is free to live and fight wherever he wants, even if he goes. Gangsters, but please always remember who gave you all these free choices."
"Brother, don't worry." Yang Jun nodded repeatedly, "I can't afford to study."
"You are not allowed to study abroad, just remember to serve the motherland."
"It's necessary." Yang Jun wiped his sweat. "You talk, I'll go to the bathroom first. I've been running for a long time and it's broken."
"Go ahead."
However, just ten seconds later, Yang Jun ran back with his pants.
"Brother!!! Brother!!!" Yang Jun was out of breath and pointed to the bathroom, "Too...too...too big!!!"
"Oh?"
"what?"
Yang Jun took a few breaths before reluctantly tightening his pants: "Mo Nian...too...too big...is that still a human????? That's...that's a donkey!!!"
"That's it?" The leader waved his hand and smiled, "I don't know, I'm afraid I haven't even watched a small movie."
"I've seen it." Yang Jun nodded his head, "I have seen it from my uncle's phone...but it's incomparable, it's totally incomparable."
Suddenly, Li Zheng and Tu Yikou looked at each other.
Tighten the crotch at the same time.
"It's not like..." Tu Yikou raised his waistband and said, "I have never seen anyone bigger than me anyway..."
"That...then me too." Li Zheng also followed up.
"Or, take a look?"
"Brother Tu, please."
In this way, the three sneaked into the living room.
However, Mo Nian had already stepped out of the bathroom first, and was naked at this time, wiping her long hair in the mirror outside the sink.
"Cough..." Tu Yikou coughed, "Nan, turn around."
"Huh?" Mo Nian turned around.
Just flicker over.
Silent.
The three people were silent at the same time.
That object.
It's hard to describe.
Just say so.
It's more like a small arm.
It is hard to imagine how a person puts his forearm into his crotch.
Mo Nian wiped his hair and asked blankly: "What?"
"No...it's okay..." Tu Yikou swallowed, "Just to see if you have circumcised... We are discussing this."
"Does it need to be cut?" Mo Nian lowered his head, "Isn't that great."
"Well... it's more free after cutting." Tu Yikou insisted, "That's...usually rubbing the pants a lot, and gradually becoming less sensitive and longer lasting...It should be helpful to fight against addiction..."
Mo Nian's eyebrows were shocked on the spot: "Can the school hospital do it?"
"You... go and ask..." Tu Yi Kou swallowed, "We did it anyway."
"I didn't do it." Yang Jun weakly raised his hand.
"Then let's go together?" Mo Nian walked over, "So we can heal our wounds together and overcome our desires together."
"I... I will next time..." Yang Jun clutched his hips and ran away.
"Zheng?" Mo Nian turned to look at Li Zheng.
"I've done it... My dad made it for me personally. It's complete." Li Zheng couldn't bear to look anymore, and fled to the balcony with a sense of inferiority.
Tu Yi Kou was more courageous, lowered his head, and sighed repeatedly with his mouth, "You...how do you stuff your pants...don't you?"
"Le?" Tu Yi Kou smiled, "How can I strangle if I haven't worn my underwear in my life."
"So... so how... how to place it?"
"Follow the trouser legs of one side naturally." Mo Nian lowered his head and grabbed the gesture. "One day to the left, one day to the right, taking turns, otherwise it will grow crooked."
"..."
"In fact, I have always liked playing football, but the goal is too big and I always get injured, so I have to switch to other sports."
"It's a pity...there are still people who gave up their football dreams because they were too big..."
late at night.
Li Zheng and Tu Yikou lay on their respective beds.
The panic was still there.
"Zheng... won't his blood supply be insufficient?"
"It depends on the density and volume ratio..."
"Why is it half a liter?"
"Don't say it, Brother Tu..." Li Zheng twisted his body, "What use do I want this super lover..."
Upstairs, Lin Moming rolled onto Chang Keqing's bed.
Chang Keqing listened to the faint snoring in her ears.
There is a sense of crime.
Why... I took her to bed...
Brother...Which switch did you turn on? Brother...