Chapter 376: Toilet brother, run!

Li Zheng is a person who doesn't like gatherings of many people. Just because there are too many people together, the speech will become only scenes, without content, and eventually become a very formalized "team building" activity.
But now everything in the paper has finally been cleared up, everyone is tossed enough, it is always inevitable for him to have a blood.
Anyway, eating in the cafeteria is also eating, and eating outside is also eating. I also thank Ou Xing for repairing the computer.
But Lin Moming was troublesome, and asked Li Zheng if he wanted to call Lin Yujing. Li Zheng gave it one bite. One is for the dining experience of other people, and the other is only a couple of them, there will be a host couple. The feeling of banquet guests is very uncomfortable.
At four o'clock, at the hot pot restaurant outside the west gate, two tables were put together.
Li Zheng had also participated in dinners. In order to study comfortably in the evening, he must not drink alcohol. On weekdays, he would only drink a bottle with Lao Li when he was extremely happy.
Only this time... he really underestimated the massacre...
Tu Yi Kou didn't drink any alcohol, just drank it... it looked so good.
Take a sip, and the more you drink, the more you have it. Not only is there no drunkenness, the more you go, the more reliable it is.
On the left, I talked with Mo Nian about the absurd past, and I talked with Ou Xingzhuo about the graphics card on the right.
Telling a joke can make Lin Moming laugh off the table, and Chang Keqing has to persuade Chang Keqing with a poem.
Whenever I talked, I swallowed a glass of wine, then "ah" and poured another glass comfortably.
In such a scene, everyone is inexplicably greedy for wine.
Before I knew it, except Chang Keqing, I also fell on myself.
Among them, Lin Moming is the most exciting one.
"Wow..." Lin Moming raised her arms vigorously, pours beer to herself, and can't help swallowing. "The former classmates always drink secretly without me... hehe..."
In a blink of an eye, the cup was full, and as soon as she was about to hold the cup, a hand fell from the sky and snatched the bottle from the top of her head.
"Minors are not allowed to drink." Chang Keqing said coldly.
"Oh, just a cup."
"A cup is not good, haven't you learned biology?" Chang Keqing said sternly, shaking the bottle, "Children will become fattened after drinking."
"what???"
"After alcohol enters the blood, it will stimulate the child’s immature gonads and secrete too much progesterone. Yes, it’s the kind of substance we used for experiments. Then the excess progesterone will make the body think you have a baby. You start to absorb nutrients crazily, but because you don’t have a baby, you won’t be born no matter how you absorb it, so this process will continue indefinitely, and eventually you will grow into a very, very, very fat man." Chang Ke Qing said, nodded seriously, and handed over the wine glass, "Of course, if you want to become a heavyweight judo, discus, or weightlifter, you will almost start drinking now."
"Hmm..." Lin Moming shivered with fright, "So... When I was in Magnesium Country, the people on the street were so fat as... more than a dozen people my age, they were all Did you drink alcohol when you were young?"
"of course."
"Don't bully me and don't understand... I will ask others." Lin Moming immediately turned to look at Li Zheng, "Is that what Sister Keqing said?"
It's a ghost!
But for the children.
"Well... it's not bad." Li Zheng toasted and took a sip. "The organs and gonads of adults have matured. This is not a problem. But even then, you can't drink too much. If you drink too much, it will grow up. Don't look like that."
Mo Nian was named inexplicably, his face sullen.
But seeing Lin Moming's curious eyes, he shook his head: "The worst thing is my sister, who drank with me. Now she looks exactly like me and has more beards than me."
"Hmm..." Lin Moming was so frightened that he quickly pushed open the glass full of beer, picked up the fruit orange and poured himself a full glass. "My classmates are so pitiful... I'm still waiting like Keqing Sister, drink it when it's so mature..."
"Speaking of Keqing..." Li Zheng immediately got up and respected the table. "Whether it’s the research stage or the follow-up process, Keqing has paid the most and contributed the most. It is my honor to know you. I will You study more."
On Chang Keqing's side, he was going to push the glass to someone else, but seeing this, he suddenly stagnated.
Come again!
Suddenly it became scum!
I have to call my girlfriend...
Is it all to get me drunk...
No, I am not that kind of person!
After Chang Keqing's fierce psychological struggle, he forced the glass to Wu Shu next to him, and said with a completely stiff face, "I see."
The atmosphere is a bit cold for a while.
However, everyone also understands that it is worthy of Chang Keqing, for this purpose, we still have to maintain the image of Gao Leng senior.
Wu Shu quickly took the cup and smiled at Li Zheng while dangling: "If I drink, I'll be a plea. The thing about the tutor today is that I didn't understand the situation."
"do not blame you……"
As soon as Li Zheng raised his hand, before he had time to stop, he saw Wu Shu drank it, and arrogantly turned the cup upside down, unable to drop a drop, which made Li Zheng had to take it away.
At the same time, Ou Xingzhuo next to Wu Shu looked very worried.
"You...you drink less..."
"Haha, happy!" Wu Shu said and opened the bottle again.
"What are you so happy about..." Ou Xingzhuo raised his hand to stop.
"Hey, you don't know, Li Zheng let me recognize the true face of the tutor, and I will continue to teach myself without a teacher from now on." Wu Shu said and patted Ou Xingzhuo, "You don't drink it, and make trouble."
"Hey..." Ou Xingzhuo sulked, "Drink you to death!"
When others watched their bickering, they were also secretly surprised. Is something wrong?
The most stupefied was Shi Yang. After drinking a few cups with Tu Yikou, he entered a frantic state and asked directly: "Are you two good? People Li Zheng and Lin Yujing are about to hold their children..."
Suddenly, the atmosphere became awkward.
Wu Shu was okay, he only blew his bangs and shook his head.
Ou Xingzhuoke blushed, and Chong Shiyang complained: "Just you... and others..."
"I'm welcome, okay?" Shi Yang sighed, shaking the cup, "Sometimes I think, or...just make do with Yiyun, I will be sure as soon as I speak."
Hearing this, Wu Shu, Ou Xingzhuo, and Li Zheng "Bah!" came out at the same time.
"Why, don't you believe it?" Shi Yang glared, this was awesome, he picked up the phone and started to send WeChat.
"Don't don't!" Mo Nian hurriedly resisted, "Don't call girls after drinking."
However, it was too late, and Shi Yang started WeChat on the phone.
"Yiyun, are you free tonight? The first author of "Science" invites you out."
Shen Yiyun seemed to be very idle too, and returned in an instant, Shi Yang also arrogantly turned on the power amplifier.
"Drink too much? Silly hat."
"Where are so many words." Shi Yang replied, seemingly very gentle, "Just ask if you can't come out."
Shen Yiyun: "Impossible Shi Yang, all the girls in the Institute of Chemistry, as well as PhDs and graduate students, have been sentenced to death earlier. Listening to my sister's advice, you may be more hopeful when you face girls in the future, pretending to be dumb."
"..."
Pata, Shi Yang's phone fell to the ground.
Looking at Li Zheng with an aggrieved face: "Why... I thought the first author of "Science" would be very sexy... After all this is the case, the girls don't recognize me..."
"Think for the good." Li Zheng comforted, "She only talked about the problem with your mouth, maybe the face can be saved."
"Yeah." Wu Shu followed to a toast and nodded, "You are pretty cute if you don't speak. Aunts should like you very much."
"I don't want my aunt, I want my sister."
"Uh..." Wu Shu patted Chang Keqing, "What do you think..."
Chang Keqing looked up and down Shi Yang, and did not speak, but sighed very sincerely.
"I...I'll go to the bathroom..." Shi Yang wiped his eyes, grabbed the phone and got up, "I...I can wait...as long as Yiyun gets fatter and fatter...as long as she keeps her enough Fat... Then she has no choice but me."
After that, he ran to the bathroom.
Although his logic is a bit strange...but there is a sense of rationality inexplicably.
Just like waiting for the rabbit, keeping the cloud waiting for fat seems to be a spiritual sustenance under despair.
After Shi Yang left, the scene returned to enthusiasm. When the atmosphere was almost the same, Li Zheng proposed the idea of ​​inviting Wu Shu and Ou Xingzhuo to join the margin of science.
Naturally, everyone is unanimously welcomed. The combination of Physics Queen and Ace Network Manager just complements the shortcomings of the lineup.
Wu Shugang abandoned his mentor and was just happy to come.
Ou Xingzhuo thought of spending more time with Wu Shu, so he couldn't help it.
Li Zheng immediately took the opportunity to set a bi-weekly schedule for the Marginal Science Group. You can do anything. The focus is on discussing and learning, and each introduces the progress in the field that you are familiar with. Of course, you can put forward ideas and work together.
When Shi Yang came back, everyone was already full of food and drink, clamoring to find a place to start the first meeting and look for the next topic.
Although Shi Yang was not full of wine and food, he was unexpectedly not greedy. He urged Li Zheng to check out quickly and rushed out of the hot pot restaurant with others.
Until they walked hundreds of meters away.
The owner of the shop rushed to the door and shouted.
"Who pulled it? So many, blocked, blocked!"
"It says a note is not allowed to be pulled, a fine of 500, you can pull it as long as you want, but how..."
"How the can pull so much!!"
Shi Yang heard the words and shouted: "Brother toilet, run!!"
Then he ran away alone.
"The knows it's you! The one looks like so much." The boss shouted from a distance, "Boy, don't let me catch it!!"
Next time... I'm afraid I can't come here anymore.
You have to find a place where Shi Yang can play well.
...
At six o'clock, a bunch of people entered the "dedicated" workshop in the basement of the college dormitory to continue the sea chat, but the focus was not on the envisaged topic discussion, but...
Share news.
No way, in the past two days of fermentation, the thesis has quickly spread out of the campus, and the titles are very magical.
[Come and worship the 19-year-old All Science God! 】
【The champion of the general subject competition, Huang Er's core rocket engineer, and the freshman of the major publication of "Science", they all have a name-Li Zheng. 】
[The second Yuan Yuan turned out! 100% made in China! 】
[A group of interdisciplinary great gods were born, and general education is proud of it! 】
[A new student of thistle college, an accidental attempt, opened a new era of chemistry! 】
Some of these news are exaggerated, and some are simple, but they are generally applauded. Some are even accompanied by comments from domestic professionals. The most exaggerated is that someone can nominate the Nobel Prize.
Looking at some overly hyped reports, Li Zheng admitted that he should accept some media interviews.
What is truly great is the inventor of cryo-electron microscopy. He just made some "inspirational" attempts. Although there are indeed some breakthroughs, it is far from the fundamental academic leap of hardcore.
On the other hand, these reports unanimously highlighted Li Zheng, adding the words "he and his companions" at most, not to mention the names of members, even Zhou Yi was rarely mentioned.
In the field of communication, this kind of star-making movement is indeed more eye-catching, but it is too unfair to others who have made the same efforts.
However, apart from Shi Yang, everyone else has no complaints about this. From the lead to the end, Li Zheng. As a matter of course, news reports cannot be as rigorous as academic papers, as long as they have a reputation in the circle. These things outside.
For Shi Yang, he originally imagined that his name was posted on the streets.
The post doesn’t seem right, let’s spread it...
Now, the dream is broken again.
No academic star, no fan letter.
Li Zheng, Li Zheng, all Li Zheng...
At least I have to mention toilet brother.
At this time, relatives and friends, and even Li Zheng’s parents, learned of the incident from the news. Although it is an exaggeration, people who know Li Zheng can barely accept it.
The only thing not acceptable is...
[Zhang Xiaoke: Ha! ! ! Master, you have agreed to take me to study and transfer to college. 】
[It turned out to ignore me at all! 】
[I am so muffled! 】
[Uuuuu, it's not because of the master, otherwise, who wants to learn environmental engineering (shushu)! 】
[Master, Master, please reply! 】
【……】
[Master, I was wrong...]
[I am definitely happy for you (cries with big eyes)]
[Master, take care of me...]
[Master, you are the best. You don't need to take me to study. Environmental engineering is all talented. They speak nicely and people are not afraid of not working. I like environmental engineering the most. 】
[Just...just pay attention to me occasionally...]
[Master won’t block me, right (cry)]
【Hey……】
[Shimen's wine and meat are smelly, the road may freeze to death...]
[Master, do you remember the apprentice harvested by Yinghu Lake...]
[I’m afraid I’m accepting new followers, and I’m tired of the old...]
[I saw the newcomer laugh, but I can cry when I see the old...]
Dingdong Dingdong kept ringing, and Li Zheng finally couldn't bear it, so he replied.
[Li Zheng: I can't bear to be so lonely, won't you come to Yingpei to find me! ! 】
[Zhang Xiaoke: Ah! Master still remembers me! I... I dare not look for you indiscriminately, because I am afraid that it will affect Master's study. 】
[Li Zheng: Then you continue to wait. 】
[Zhang Xiaoke: Don't! ! Have breakfast tomorrow? 】
[Li Zheng: Well, bring your timetable and textbook, I will arrange it. 】
[Zhang Xiaoke: Good! ! Finally, I can experience the joy of being dominated by learning. 】
[Li Zheng: Don’t you teach yourself...]
[Zhang Xiaoke: I am more motivated to be arranged by my master. 】
The happy time of enjoying the results was fleeting, and it was stuck at the last moment of the closing of the academy. The people of Ying Pei sent away Wu Shu, Ou Xingzhuo and Shi Yang, and said goodbye to their dorms.
The trio in Room 403 was a bit exhausted physically and mentally, but immediately refreshed as soon as he opened the door.
A young man with glasses and a half-headed white hair was sitting in the living room working on the computer, with a large suitcase beside him.
Although there is only one side.
But the three still remember what Niu Gang looked like.
Seeing them return, Niu Gang immediately got up and took the initiative to greet him, and immediately shook Li Zheng's hand.
"Congratulations, Li Zheng, congratulations to all of you!" Niu Gang looked at a few people excitedly, "Sorry, I'm late."
The three were aroused, and quickly bowed to salute.
"Dean Niu."
"Hello Dean Niu..."
"Niu Yuan has been waiting for a long time."
The Yang Jun in the back room also came out, cowering and afraid to speak.
"Why didn't the dean tell us when he came?" Li Zheng asked, staring.
Yang Jun cowered and said: "The dean won't let me urge... just wait."
"You are still real." Li Zheng glanced at the neat tabletop, and patted his legs helplessly, "I can't even pour a glass of water..."
"Oh, a student, you should look like a student." Niu Gang only smiled and raised his hand. "I've been to the Academic Affairs Department first. I understand everything. For the most serious problem, Wang Xueli has already I'm responsible for handling it. As for our company, although it's not after the autumn, the accounts still have to be settled."
As he was talking, there was a knock on the door.
A man who was also pulling a suitcase, gasped and smiled strongly: "Dean, several people, am I late?"
Li Zheng's enthusiasm came when he heard the transparent voice.
Looking back, it was Zhou Xiao who was assigned by Zhang Shandong.
After only two weeks of work, it got darker a lot, making it distressing like going to the countryside.
"It's not too late." Niu Gang smiled, turned around and put away the computer, "Zhou Xiao, I'm calling back. From now on, he will be responsible for your project work. Any professors, equipment, and resources that need to be contacted can be handed over to him. He has as much power as I have."
After that, Niu Gangzhong pulled up the suitcase and pushed Li Zheng and the three of them out: "Walk around, have a supper, and talk while eating."
Mo Nian nodded blankly: "Dean, the dormitory is closed..."
"Hey, there is a back door." Niu Gang patted the key in his jacket and smiled. "I can't move the wall when I get older, otherwise I won't need the back door."
The atmosphere is here...
No matter how full you eat, this supper is going to bite the bullet!