Chapter 2030: Thieves and brains (the jet lag is too uncomfortable to go home)
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- 2021-01-29 08:49:44
Along the way, the crowd did not encounter any trouble, and arrived in Peixian smoothly.
"So, I'll say goodbye."
After receiving the remuneration from Lu Gong, Founder nodded lightly at him, then turned and left. Looking at Fang Zhengyuan's back, Lu Gong was somewhat helpless. On the way, he also tried to have a close relationship with Fang Zhengtao, but the other party's attitude towards him was lukewarm. Lu Gong is also not an ordinary person, just a few words can be found that Fang Zheng is obviously extraordinary, and he wants to have a relationship with him-but unfortunately, the other party does not give himself this opportunity.
In fact, Lu Gong also saw that his daughter, Lu Zhi, seemed to have a little meaning for Fang Zheng, and even wore his original son-in-law's clothes to dance for Fang Zheng, but unfortunately, Fang Zheng's The attitude is also very polite and indifferent, which makes Lu Gong really don't know what to do.
Originally, he also expected to be able to invite this son to live at home for a while after he arrived in Peixian County. As a result, Fang Zheng went directly to the place to leave, completely not giving him the opportunity to retain ...
Regardless of Lu Gong's ability, the other party just won't accept the move. What's the use of you?
For Fang Zheng, although the two young girls of the Lu family are indeed beautiful, he is not willing to provoke these good women. Even though the anti-feudal etiquette of men and women in the Qin Dynasty was not so strict, Founder was not willing to provoke such trouble.
On the contrary, he is now more willing to play in places such as Honglou Yanxiang. To be honest, when I saw martial arts and historical stories in the past, Founder always did not understand why so many people like to drill into Fireworks Lane, only to blame. Few items for ancient entertainment.
After all, you have no TV to watch, no movies to watch, no games to play, no place to sing karaoke, so the remaining choices are naturally few.
But after experiencing it for himself, Founder really found some of the beauty.
Of course, ordinary tourgirls are the same from ancient times to the present. What is "the uncle came to play" and "includes you to be happy", from the Qin Dynasty to the modern KTV, almost all have the same lineage. To put it bluntly, these women are trying to make the men happy, even if they scold you like a pig's head in their hearts, and they are smiling at the mouth, saying that Mr. You are so powerful, it is the first time someone has met a man as powerful as you. of………
But the red card is different.
To be honest, if you do n’t go, you do n’t know. Founder found out that the original card in the Red Mansion was just like the idol, it was set by the seller!
Some are arrogant, some are elegant, some are cheerful and lively, and some are feminine like fire. In short, if you put it in modern times, basically put a label on it and take it out for acting and singing.
In fact, Founder didn't think that in this world, just like in the love world, he formed a singing and dancing troupe around. I remember that there were the so-called three great names in the Warring States period, but it was a pity that Founder didn't have a chance to see its true colors at that time.
However, this idea just turned around in Founder's mind. It is really that ancient song and dance founder can't appreciate it, and the ancient folk song and dance that Founder appreciates are not used to ...
The aesthetic gap between the two parties was as great as several thousand years, so Founder gave up.
However, dealing with these red-house top cards is another good thing. As long as the prostitutes give enough money, any posture is a choice, but these top-notch women are not only able to do it with money. In simple terms, this is like Founder spending money to play a "short-handed" strategy game with these first cards. Both sides use their own means to see who can "win the flag" in the end.
This is more interesting than ordinary money.
What's more important is that the two sides have a one-night relationship and are professional. There will not be too many entanglements.
Sisters such as Lu Pheasant and Lu Su, Fang is also seeing some in the Red Mansion. If he wants to have fun, he might as well spend some time to find it, staying for a week and a half at most, and then patting his You can leave.
But if it is really entangled by these sisters, it will be a matter of decades ... ... Fang Zheng is not grateful.
After they separated from Lu Gong, Founder walked all the way to a dog meat stall, asked for a pot of dog meat and a jug of wine, and began to taste deliciously. After all, Peixian dog meat is also well-known in the world. As the saying goes, the hometown of dog meat has no intellectual protection people with intellectual disabilities in this era. Founder naturally wants to eat as much as he wants.
However, when Founder was happily facing the dog meat in front of him, suddenly, a hand stretched out from the side and patted him hard.
"Brother! I can catch you!"
Hearing the cry from his ear, Founder turned his head to look around, and saw a decapitated head, a man with a thief's eyebrows sat on the chair beside him, staring at him.
"Who are you."
Fang Zheng glanced at the hand that the other person slapped on his shoulder, his eyes narrowed, he could be sure that he had never seen this person, but this person so shamelessly came over ...
"You don't remember me, I am your brother Liu!"
However, the man was very familiar, and slapped on his lap, said again with a smile. At the same time he reached out and tried to pick up Founder's hip flask, but Founder grabbed his wrist.
"roll."
Founder stared at him coldly.
"I don't know a guy like you who's a bad guy. You also want to take advantage of me. Give you a chance to disappear from my eyes immediately. Do you understand?"
"Oh, why are you talking to me like this?"
However, this guy didn't seem to hear the threat in Founder's words at all. He stretched out his hand and tried to put the dog's pot of meat in front of the other person's front. When he saw this, Fang Zheng narrowed his eyes and grunted.
"Humph!!"
Along with this cold hum, the rogue ruffian screamed like a kick, flew out of the dog meat shop, and fell heavily on the ground outside. Immediately afterwards, the rogue was seen lying on the ground, yelling loudly with his arms.
"Oh, oh! My hand, my hand! It hurts, my hand is interrupted, there is a murderer doing evil, help !!!! Beating people !!!"
The hooligan was full of shouts, without any trace of injury, but his shouting still attracted many onlookers. However, Founder was completely disregarded, only drinking and eating dog meat, and letting the local rogue roar cry and make no noise outside. After a while, Founder, who was full of wine and food, patted his stomach with satisfaction, stood up, and left the shop after checking out.
"You, you broke my hand, you have to pay me!"
However, at this time, I saw that the ruffian ran over again, blocking the Founder from yelling again.
"If you don't pay, I'll report to the official! Sue you to beat someone on the street!"
"Ok."
Founder looked at him indifferently, and then stretched out his hand and threw a piece of silver. The gangster also reached out in a hurry, grabbed the silver thrown by Fang Zheng, and then grinned.
"Okay, here we are two clear, this son, we will have a date."
After saying this, the gangster waved at Fang Zheng with a smile, then turned and left.
However, he did not realize that at the moment Fang Zheng looked into his own eyes as if he were looking at a dead person.
Winning the silver, this rogue also immediately came to the famous restaurant in Peixian. Seeing his appearance, Xiao Er suddenly showed a few disgusted expressions.
"Master Liu, why are you here again? Want to eat and drink? Forget how you were beaten last time?"
"Hey, what are you talking about, I'm not here to eat and drink."
Hearing the shop Xiaoer's words, the rogue known as "Liu Ye" also laughed, and took out the silver "slap" and put it on the table with a slap.
"Look, Yinzi, did you see that? Good wine and good food are all brought up to me, but this is what I earn from Lord Liu!"
"I don't know where you got the money from."
Dian Xiaoer was clearly aware of the details of Liu Ye, and murmured in a low voice, but the visitor was a guest, and since the other party came and gave back the money, then the rest of the problem did not need to worry about yourself.
"Understood, Lord Liu, what would you like to order? There are twenty years of drunkenness in our store ............ Liu Liu? What's wrong with you?"
However, when Dian Xiaoer raised his head, he was surprised to find that Liu's face was pale and shivering uncontrollably, and the whole person looked like she was going crazy.
"Wait, wait, Lord Liu?"
"I, I don't know, my hand hurts ......... ah ..."
Along with Liu's speech, everyone was surprised to see that the small arm of the arm he patted on the table suddenly began to swell, and immediately after that, Liu's body also began to twist and bulge, like someone was on his body. Balloons are blown inside. Not only that, his head grew bigger and bigger, and soon bulged like a winter melon.
"My head ~ EbookFREE.me ~ My head ah ah ah !!"
However, at the next moment, with the scream of Lord Liu, I saw that his head, body, arms, and limbs all swelled up and burst like a blown ball, and the whole person turned into flesh in the blink of an eye. Blurred pile of fragments. Seeing this scene, the other guests in the restaurant also screamed. What's more, when they saw this scene, they suddenly screamed out loud, and then they fainted after turning their eyes.
"Humph."
Standing not far from the street, Founder snorted and shook his head.
"Told you not to provoke a man with seven scars on his chest, the taste of the Beidou Shenquan, but it is so good?"
After saying this, Fangzheng turned his back and hummed and turned away. I saw that on the complicated streets, I could hear the singing of Founder humming ...
"A bowl of prawns! Aunty's squawk, Ou was crying with anger! A bowl of prawns! I'm tired of moulding you, and I'm crying with anger. I love a koala, I eat you numb ..."