Chapter 2704: Just hit it (started to indulge in building a house in the original god)
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Dimensional Codex
- Siberian Cat
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- 2021-05-01 12:26:14
As a movie, The Lord of the Rings has many flaws.
It's like the wizard fights that are not as good as the special effects of the martial arts movies in the 1980s, and the plot development is mechanical, but these are all subsections, and you don't care about it.
But the biggest and most deadly loophole appeared in the last part of the Lord of the Rings-Frodo took the Lord of the Rings to the Doomsday Volcano. He climbed the Doomsday Volcano and came to the passage leading to the center of the volcano. Then Frodo wanted What he did was to walk into the passage, to the center of the volcano, and then drop the Supreme Lord of the Rings and it was done.
At this time, however, a completely unimaginable problem appeared.
That is, this passage leading to the center of the Doomsday Volcano does not even have a door!
No guards, no gates, nothing! Frodo walked directly in with such a swagger!
At that time, Fang Zheng was stupid when he saw this. He couldn't figure out what he thought, what on earth Sauron was thinking. He didn't know that the Doomsday Volcano would destroy the Supreme Lord of the Rings. According to the truth, even if Sauron didn't destroy such a dangerous place, he should be sealed off.
And the Doomsday Volcano is not far away in a remote corner that he can't reach, it's just under his nose!
Even if this volcano erupts frequently, there is no way to put a guard, is it difficult for you to pull a team of half-orcs to block the gate with stones? what? Is it difficult?
You don’t plan to recreate the ring, so why do you keep it? Remember the past?
Isn't Sauron dementia anymore?
To be honest, when I saw Fangzheng here, I had no interest in the movie. It was like you worked hard to explore the game, and finally found that the boss at the end of the game was actually mentally retarded. This can be said to be the worst game design. So that the player may not even be in the mood to play the final BOSS, just quit and delete the game.
You fight this kind of mental retardation, don't you think you are also mentally retarded?
This is simply an insult to your IQ.
And Gandalf and others are very serious about Fang Zheng's complaints. Indeed, after thinking about it, how could Sauron not care about Doomsday Volcano? That was his only deadly spot, and no one would take it lightly when he changed. If, as Fang Zheng said, Sauron blocked the Doomsday Volcano, then it would be really troublesome.
Soon, everyone made a decision. After a short rest, Rohan’s reinforcements and Gondor’s army set off for Mordor. The so-called exchanges, they also have to use their own power to let Sauron and the demon. Look at their will and determination!
In this way, a group of people came to the black gate of Mordor, which was the entrance of Mordor and the extremely strong fortress wall. The soldiers lined up and stared at the front in silence. Gandalf, Alagon and others rode forward and came to the black gate. Then, Aragorn shouted angrily at the gate.
"The Dark Lord appears! We want him to rectify the Fa on the spot!"
"..."
However, in the face of Aragorn's roar, the Black Gate didn't respond, but Fang Zheng next to him yawned.
"You can't call it that way, let me come."
While talking, Fang Zheng looked at the black door and coughed.
"Alsa...cough cough, no, Sauron! The blood debt of the compatriots in the Middle-earth wants you to pay! Come on, coward! Come out and die!"
As soon as Fang Zheng's voice fell, he saw that the black door in front of him slowly opened a gap, and then a faceless man riding a war horse came out of it. He came to the crowd, and then spoke.
"My master, the great Sauron, send my regards to you all."
Then he scanned the people in front of him, and his voice suddenly became much lower.
"Who will negotiate with me, you mobs?"
Hearing this, Gandalf snorted coldly.
"There is nothing to talk about with such an unfaithful villain like Sauron, tell you the master that Mordor's army must be disbanded. He will be driven out of this land and will never return!"
"Ha ha."
Hearing Gandalf's answer, the faceless man sneered.
"Papa Greybeard, just right, I have something to show you."
While speaking, the monster picked up a mithril half-body armor from his hand and displayed it in front of everyone. And seeing this half-length armor, everyone's complexion suddenly changed. Then the half-orc sneered and threw the half-body armor directly over, and Gandalf took it and stared at the half-body armor in his hand.
"No, Frodo!"
The Hobbit sitting behind Aragorn shouted, while Gandalf gritted his teeth and yelled.
"be quiet!"
"Frodo...!"
"be quiet!"
Hearing Gandalf's roar, the Hobbit closed his mouth, and the faceless man facing him at the moment moved towards them triumphantly.
"It turns out that the hobbit is so important to you. He has been tortured in our hands. Who can think that the little man can bear such a great pain? And he suffered, Gandalf...won't want to live."
Facing the words of the faceless man, the expressions of the members of the Fellowship Team became stiff, blue and ugly, and Gandalf even had tears in his eyes and said nothing.
At this time, Fang Zheng's voice sounded again.
"Well, it's really boring, who are you talking about fooling with these things."
"Ok?"
"what did you say?"
Hearing Fang Zheng's words, the faceless man suddenly turned his head and looked at him, while the latter sat on the motorcycle diagonally, holding his arms around him, looking at him boredly.
"Come on, don't bluff here. If you want the hobbit to be in your hands, why don't you show it to us? What's the use of taking such a torn dress out now? You want it really. To hit us, just have something useful, such as putting the Hobbit's head on a spear, or hanging his body with a rope in front of a black door. Isn't that better than fooling people with a piece of torn clothes? "
Having said this, Fang Zheng yawned again. He now suspects that Sauron has the aura of lowering wisdom. Why is this group of people so stupid, what they say they believe? What can be explained by just such a torn piece of clothing? In fact, the fact that you can only take out the clothes but not the people is already very telling.
"you………"
Hearing Fang Zheng's ridicule, the faceless man wanted to say something. At the same time, Fang Zheng had already raised his right hand, and a pistol appeared in his hand.
"boom!!"
The faceless man was directly overturned by the upper half of his head wearing an iron helmet under the huge impact of the bullet. The fragments of his skull were mixed with his brain and fluttered, while his body shook on the horse before falling to the ground.
"Okay, the negotiation is over, a waste of time."
Fang Zheng lowered his right hand and squinted his eyes to look forward.
"Get ready to fight."
Following Fang Zheng’s words, the huge pitch-black iron gate slowly opened. Behind the iron gate, tens of thousands of heavily armed orcs were marching forward. Behind these orcs, the pitch-black tower was burning. The eyes of Sauron were shining like the sun, shining on his servants.
Seeing this scene, Aragorn, Gandalf and others hurried to retreat, preparing to command the army. And Fang Zheng stayed on the spot, watching the Orc army approaching in front of him, the corners of his mouth cocked slightly, revealing a smile.
"Okay, I'm tired of playing the whole battle. Let's play Wushuang now... I don't know if Frodo and I will kill Sauron faster? Well, mission objective: Put the Lord of the Rings in Frodo to the end Eliminate Sauron in front of the volcano!"
While whispering to himself, Fang Zheng stretched out his hand and drew the big sword from the motorcycle. Then he suddenly accelerated and rushed towards the army of half-orcs in front of him!
"Mr!"
Seeing this scene, everyone cried out in surprise, but Fang Zheng didn't care, and saw that he directly hit the orc warrior in front of him, and went directly into the depths of the enemy. The pitch-black motorcycle smashed like a roaring ferocious beast, and the orcs in front of him were knocked away one by one.
Facing Fang Zheng's impact, the Orcs army immediately took action.
"Hurry up, block him quickly!"
A half-orc general brandished his whip and roared loudly, then watched two giant-like monsters strode out of the army and rushed towards Fang Zheng. When Fang Zheng saw the huge monster rushing over in front of him, Fang Zheng sneered, and then suddenly swiped the big sword in his hand. The roaring flame storm mixed with sword energy immediately knocked all the orcs around. UU read www.uukanshu. Com then Fang Zheng jumped up, holding a big sword in his hand and cutting it down!
"boom!!"
Accompanied by the impact of the flames and the huge explosion, the half-orcs all around retreated one after another, and the half-orc generals who were the first to bear the brunt had no time to resist, so they were split into two directly from the middle by the sharp blade that fell from the sky.
At the same time, Fang Zheng stood up and waved the big sword in his hand.
"The enemy is ashamed, I will take off his clothes!"
While shouting, Fang Zheng waved his big sword again and looked forward. There, the orc warriors assembled again and rushed towards Fang Zheng.
"Let you see, who is the real Warriors of the Three Kingdoms!"
Accompanied by Fang Zheng's roar, the next moment, a flame storm reappeared, whizzing across the entire army formation.
Seeing this scene in front of them, Gandalf, Alagon and others were stunned. They stood there, looking at the figure in the distance that was arrogant and rampant among the orcs army. In front of him, those half-orc warriors were reaped mercilessly like grass. Every time Fang Zheng swung a sword, dozens of half-orc warriors could be seen to fall down like harvested wheat. He is like a walking humanoid storm, destroying everything that dared to block in front of him.
"I didn't expect that there would be such a warrior!"
Aragorn turned his head and looked at Gandalf.
"Gandalf, who is he?"
"I do not know either."
Gandalf shook his head silently.
"But in any case, he is on our side, that's enough."
"Yes."
Alagon nodded, then drew his sword.
"We can't fall behind, brothers of Gondor and Rohan, charge!!"
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